How are you?

你好嗎？

I'm doing fine.

我很好

You know, I have to say, uh, worked at turnout Live long.

你知道，我不得不說，呃，曾在Turnout Live長。

Long time ago when I was a radio show and in the late forties and when I was there.

很久以前，當我做廣播節目的時候，在四十年代末，當我在。

One of the things that I always loved was that you get the summer off.

我一直喜歡的一件事是，你可以放暑假。

Like most television, you just keep going, keep going.

就像大多數的電視一樣，你只是不停地走，不停地走。

But not live.

但不是活的。

Whole summer off.

整個夏天都在休息。

What have you been doing?

你一直在做什麼？

Months off.

月休。

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, I had a wonderful summer.

哦，我有一個美好的夏天。

I actually got to go to Iceland and Iceland.

其實我可以去冰島和冰島。

I went to Iceland.

我去了冰島。

I don't know if you've ever been there, but it is Ah, beautiful place.

我不知道你是否去過那裡，但它是啊，美麗的地方。

It's, Ah, great scenery.

這是，啊，好風景。

I went to Reykjavik and they have great nightlife there.

我去了雷克雅未克，那裡的夜生活很棒。

I saw some guys Er's and Hot Springs.

我看到一些人爾的和溫泉。

But the highlight of my trip was I had my first ever visit to an animal Penis museum.

但我此行的亮點是我第一次參觀了動物陰莖博物館。

So you're not kidding.

所以你不是在開玩笑。

That's there's a really There's a museum in Iceland whose civic Iceland.

冰島有一個博物館，它的公民。

It's on the northern part of Iceland.

它在冰島的北部。

So you went way out of your way to visit this?

所以你不辭辛勞地來參觀這個？

I'm in Reykjavik, but I'm here.

我在雷克雅未克，但我在這裡。

The Penis Museum.

陰莖博物館。

Is it just It's animal Penis museum.

它只是它的動物陰莖博物館。

Well, uh, I'm not sure if it's an animal Penis museum that focuses on whale penises or a whale Penis museum with the extra added bonus of animal penises against either way, it was spectacular.

好吧，呃，我不知道它是否是一個動物陰莖博物館，專注於鯨魚陰莖或鯨魚陰莖博物館與額外的附加獎金的動物陰莖反對任何一種方式，它是壯觀。

Yeah.

是啊。

So what did you learn?

那你學到了什麼？

Because it would be nice if we could all learn something from your experience.

因為如果我們都能從你的經驗中學習到一些東西就好了。

Well, uh, I learned that if I ever even had the thought that I could please a female whale, Sexually, I was mistaken.

好吧，呃，我學到了，如果我曾經有過這樣的想法 我可以取悅一個雌性鯨魚，性，我錯了。

You look you look shocked and odd.

你看你看你看得很震驚，很奇怪。

Yeah, really?

是啊，真的嗎？

I'm told that you brought.

我聽說你帶來了。

I hate to say this, but I'm told you brought a photo from your trip.

我不想這麼說，但我聽說你帶了一張旅行的照片。

This is real.

這是真實的。

This isn't a joke.

這不是一個笑話。

This is a photo and tell us what we're gonna see here before we see it.

這是一張照片，在我們看到它之前，告訴我們我們要在這裡看到什麼。

I believe it's an elephant Penis.

我相信這是一個大象的陰莖。

This is you next to an elephant Penis.

這是你旁邊的大象陰莖。

Let's G o Yeah.

我們走吧

Wait.

等一下

Why are they applauding?

他們為什麼要鼓掌？

I mean, we're on camera.

我的意思是，我們是在攝影機上。

Are you sure that was in office?

你確定那是在職的嗎？

Because if not the banister from a hotel, I Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw that in the Oak Bar, the Plaza Hotel.

因為如果不是酒店的欄杆 我很確定我在廣場酒店的橡樹酒吧裡看到過這個

Now I'm now I'm never going back there again because I wrote down that banister and we only have to go one.

現在我現在我再也不回去了，因為我記下了那個欄杆，我們只需要去一個。

I will clear.

我會清除。

I will clear this area and we'll do a whole other show.

我會清理這個區域，我們會做一個全新的節目。

We'll get re descent and you'll see.

我們會得到重新下降，你會看到。

Then you'll see.

那你就會明白了。

Now, while we're on the subject of penises, I don't wanna be the Penis stories.

現在，當我們在陰莖的主題， 我不想成為陰莖的故事。

Get off the subject, then work our way back around.

脫離主題，然後再繞道而行。

No, I have a story which I think could be relevant.

不，我有一個故事，我認為可能是相關的。

It actually took place in this building.

它實際上是在這棟樓裡發生的。

You know, I work over at Saturday Night Live, which is is a true there's a true story.

你知道，我在週六夜現場工作，這是一個真實的... ...這是一個真實的故事。

This is an absolutely true story.

這絕對是一個真實的故事。

I work out at the NBC gym, which is also in this building.

我在NBC的健身房鍛鍊，也在這棟樓裡。

Yeah.

是啊。

Great facilities on the eighth floor floor.

八樓的設施很好。

Yeah, eight floor on.

是啊，8樓上。

They have wonderful shower facility after you.

他們有精彩的淋浴設施後，你。

After you work out, you could go in there.

鍛鍊後，你可以進去。

So I walked into the locker room recently and I encountered an extremely naked man like this.

所以我最近走進更衣室，就遇到了這樣一個極度赤裸的男人。

He was standing at the sink and he could not have been more naked, unabashedly naked.

他站在水池邊，他是再赤裸裸，毫不掩飾的赤裸。

He was unabashedly naked.

他是不折不扣的裸體。

And I don't know about you, but like when?

我不知道你怎麼想的，但像什麼時候？

When I'm naked, I'm very shy.

當我裸體的時候，我很害羞。

I'm not confident in my naked body.

我對自己的裸體不自信。

So, like I'd throw a towel on, I run to the shower and I try to scamper into it before anybody could see me.

所以，就像我扔了一條毛巾，我跑到淋浴間，我試著在別人看到我之前竄進淋浴間。

You know, it's It's the word Scamper is telling us a lot.

你知道嗎，它是一個字 Scamper 告訴我們很多。

Yeah, when you're nude, you scamper funny.

是啊，當你裸體的時候，你跑得很有趣。

Yeah.

是啊。

Anyway, I stride purposely when I'm naked.

反正我光著身子的時候，我是故意邁著步子的。

Then you have a lot in common with this guy.

那你和這傢伙有很多共同點。

Because this guy, it was the exact opposite of that.

因為這傢伙，完全是反其道而行之。

He was He was like, he had a very open stance and he was looking into the mirror.

他就像他一樣，他有一個非常開放的立場，他正在看著鏡子。

He had He was propped up with 11 arm like this.

他有他這樣用11隻手臂撐著。

He was just slowly deliberately combing his hair.

他只是慢慢地刻意梳理著自己的頭髮。

Yeah, So I immediately averted my eyes and I you know, I just said Okay, focus on what?

是啊，所以我立即轉移了我的眼睛，我... ...你知道，我只是說好吧，專注於什麼？

You're doing this on your business over there.

你這樣做是為了你那邊的生意。

Just keep doing your thing.

繼續做你的事吧。

But there was part of me.

但我的一部分。

There was There was, ah, level of interest because I was I was like, I was curious.

有 有，啊，水準的興趣，因為我是 我很喜歡，我很好奇。

Who is this guy?

這傢伙是誰？

A guy who, like, has such a high degree of of locker room moxie, you know, and eh?

一個人，喜歡，有這樣一個高程度的 更衣室的威嚴，你知道，嗯？

So I kind of kept tabs on him with my peripheral vision and as he finished his business there, he strolled by and I looked up and I discovered that it was Max Weinberg.

所以我就用我的周邊視線一直盯著他，當他在那裡完成他的生意時，他走了過來，我抬頭一看，發現是馬克斯-溫伯格。

Wait, what are you What do you like this when the locker room.

等等，你是什麼 你喜歡這樣，當更衣室。

Well, and you're really you're really you're really doing that?

好吧，你真的... ...你真的... ...你真的在做什麼？

Well, that's all I'm looking, you know, I gotta tell you the way you were tapping your foot.

好吧，這就是我所要找的，你知道，我得告訴你，你拍腳的方式。

You look like a Republican, Senator.

你看起來像個共和黨人，參議員。

That e Yeah.

是的

So I you know, I don't wanna go to into it, but I did a little research, and I found that it was kind of the tip of the iceberg.

所以我... ...你知道，我不想去到它， 但我做了一點研究， 我發現，這是一種冰山一角。

And there are quite a number of rumors concerning Max and his, uh, his locker room etiquette, which may or may.

有很多關於Max和他的更衣室禮儀的傳聞 可能會也可能會有。

It's kind of like Bigfoot sightings, which may or may not include feet Max and a blow dryer and his balls.

這有點像大腳怪目擊事件，這可能或不包括腳Max和吹風機和他的球。

I didn't see any of this, but I think it's up Thio Max to confirm or deny talking about Is this really?

我沒有看到任何這一點，但我認為這是由Thio Max確認或否認談論這是真的嗎？

I don't know if it's real or not.

我不知道是真的還是假的。

Only Max.

只有最大。

Nos When I get back from talking my lawyer, I will get back to you.

等我和律師談完回來，我會給你回信的。

Okay?

好嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I guess I should not bring up here.

我想我不應該在這裡提起。

Say you just did.

說你剛剛做了。

I couldn't do it.

我做不到

You can edit that stuff out right now.

你現在就可以把這些東西編輯出來。

We're not gonna get it that out.

我們不會把它弄出來的。

I want to know what happened.

我想知道發生了什麼。

Are you gonna double it like we can't afford anything?

你要把它翻倍，好像我們什麼都買不起似的？

Okay, we're on a 12.

好了，我們在12點。

30.

30.

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

All right, Now that next time, bring a can of worms I want to hear more about.

好吧，現在，下一次，帶來了一罐蠕蟲，我想聽到更多關於。

Okay, But you clearly aren't saying all right.

好吧，但你顯然沒有說好。

I didn't know that.

我不知道這一點。

I told you what I know, Okay?

我把我知道的都告訴你了，好嗎？

I told you what I know.

我把我知道的都告訴你了。

Okay?

好嗎？

Do use a blow dryer on your privates in the bathroom.

在浴室裡要用吹風機吹你的私處。

It do you?

你呢？

It's just a yes or no, thanks.

這只是一個是或不是，謝謝。

Look, I haven't seen it.

你看，我還沒有看到它。

I don't do that.

我不這樣做。

Do you do that?

你會這樣做嗎？

I don't.

我不知道

I don't.

我不知道

You should.

你應該。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Are you in a hurry?

你是不是很著急？

Is that it?

是這樣嗎？

Is it?

是嗎？

Gotta get to rehearsal.

我得去排練了

Gotta rehearse.

得排練。

It's It's it's hearsay hair.

它是它的傳聞發。

Say, Oh, that would put these people through enough.

說，哦，那會把這些人折磨得夠嗆。

All right, that is Now I gotta find out about that.

好吧，那是 現在我得去找找看。

I'm just don't worry.

我只是不要擔心。

I'll be on him like a hawk.

我會像鷹一樣盯著他。

So now I'm supposed to transition from that into your film, which I find almost impossible.

所以現在我應該從這個過渡到你的電影，我覺得幾乎不可能。

Let's try.

試試吧

Okay?

好嗎？

I'm blow drying balls Way You gotta hands some balls to make your own film.

我吹乾球的方式 你得手一些球，使你自己的電影。

You just made one.

你剛做了一個。

The brother Solomon E Here it's blowing people away.

哥哥所羅門E在這裡把人吹得神魂顛倒。