5, 10, 25, blue, applesauce...

5，10，25，藍色，蘋果醬... ...

Where is it? Where is it?

它在哪裡？它在哪裡？

- What? - The first dime I ever made.

- 什麼？

I always keep it at the fback of the register for luck.

我總是把它放在收銀臺的後面，以圖好運。

Well, I've never seen it.

好吧，我從來沒有見過。

Hm.

Hm.

Are you prepared to say that with your hand on a stack of

你準備用你的手放在一疊

interpretive dance quarterlies?

詮釋性舞蹈季刊？

Of course, I--

當然，我...

What are you saying?

你在說什麼？

One, you stole it. Two, you stole it.

一，你偷了它。第二，你偷了它。

Or three, you stole it!

或者三個，你偷了它！

I didn't take your precious dime!

我沒有拿你寶貴的一角錢!

- Show me your tentacles. - What?

- 讓我看看你的觸角- 什麼？

I quit!

我不幹了！

I'm out of here.

我要走了

Squidward, you're making a big mistake.

章魚哥，你犯了一個大錯誤。

Mistake? Ha!

錯了？哈！

The only mistake I ever made was wasting my life

我唯一犯過的錯誤就是浪費生命

at the Krusty Krab.

在Krusty Krab。

Well, I guess I can't stop you.

好吧，我想我不能阻止你。

If you ever get in trouble, come find me.

如果你有麻煩，就來找我。

I'll take care of you because you and me, we're like brothers.

我會照顧你，因為你和我，我們就像兄弟一樣。

Only closer.

只不過更近了。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

SpongeBob, I don't need your help.

海綿寶寶，我不需要你的幫助。

I am ready to unlock my potential.

我已經準備好釋放我的潛能了。

I can become anything I set my mind to.

我可以成為任何我想成為的人。

I could be a football player, our king or a space man.

我可以是一個足球運動員，我們的國王或太空人。

Next time you see me, this town will be eating out the palm of my hand.

下一次你看到我的時候，這個鎮子會被我的手掌吃掉。

Spare change? Spare change, ma'am?

有零錢嗎？有零錢嗎，女士？

Squidward? Squidward, is that you?

章魚哥？章魚哥，是你嗎？

Uh, I, uh...

呃，我，呃...

It's me, SpongeBob.

是我，海綿寶寶

We used to work together.

我們曾經一起工作。

- So where are you living these days? - Squidward Tentacles?

- 那你最近住在哪裡？- 章魚哥觸手？

- Yes? - Sign here, please.

- 什麼事？- 請在這裡簽字

Uh, nowhere. I'm a loser!

呃，哪裡都沒有。我是個失敗者！

I've lost my job, my home,

我失去了我的工作，我的家。

everything!

一切

[gasping]

[喘氣]

There, there. You can come live with me.

好了，好了。你可以來和我一起住。

Here you go, Squidward.

給你，章魚哥

You sleep in my bed.

你睡在我的床上。

OK, but just till I get a job one day, two days tops.

好吧，但只是到我找到工作的一天，最多兩天。

Nonsense. You stay as long as you need to.

胡說八道你需要多久就待多久。

Goodnight, Gary.

晚安，加里

SpongeBob, can I get a glass of water?

海綿寶寶，能給我一杯水嗎？

- Thank you. - Good night.

- 謝謝你了- 謝謝你。 晚安。

SpongeBob, could I get some more blankets?

海綿寶寶，能再給我一些毯子嗎？

- Here you go. - Thank you.

- 給你- 謝謝你了

SpongeBob, you forgot to turn out the light.

海綿寶寶，你忘了關燈。

Goodnight.

晚安了

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Meow.

喵。

Gary, Squidward is not a freeloader,

加里，章魚哥不是個吃白食的人。

and he would never take advantage of me.

他永遠不會佔我的便宜。

He's just having a hard time getting his confidence back.

他只是很難找回自己的信心。

I'm sure he's close to a breakthrough.

我相信他已經接近突破了。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Meow-meow.

喵喵。

I know he still isn't looking for work! Don't rub it in!

我知道他還沒找工作!別磨嘰了！

SpongeBob, where's my lemonade?

海綿寶寶，我的檸檬水在哪裡？

And why aren't you in uniform?

你為什麼不穿制服？

It's about time you got here!

你來的正是時候！

Four o'clock, time for my stories.

四點鐘，我的故事時間。

Hurry up! They won't hold the show while you laze around.

快點！你在這裡發呆，他們就不看戲了。

[whistling]

[口哨聲]

- Hey, where you going? - To my job.

- 嘿，你去哪裡？- 去我的工作。

I'm not some lazy, inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day.

我不是一些懶惰的，不體貼的混蛋誰整天躺在床上。

Say, where can I get one of these jobs?

說，我在哪裡可以找到這樣的工作？

Oh, they're everywhere.

哦，他們到處都是。

Especially if you're green and have six tenticles.

尤其是當你是綠色的，有六個五角星的時候。

Thanks. I'm going to go look for one so I can stop mooching off my friends

謝謝，我去找一個我要去找一個，這樣我就可以停止從我的朋友身上揩油了。

and they can get back to their lives.

他們就可以回到自己的生活中去了。

This isn't my show.

這不是我的節目。

SpongeBob, the remote control is broken.

海綿寶寶，遙控器壞了

Get over here and fix it.

到這裡來解決它。

I've got a better idea.

我有個更好的主意

Why don't I call someone whose job it is to fix it?

我為什麼不叫一個人的工作是修復它？

Because when I need a job done, I get someone with a job to do that job!

因為當我需要完成一項工作時，我就會找一個有工作的人去做這項工作!

What are you saying?

你在說什麼？

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate!

聽著，你這個小氣鬼！

Squidward's been living in my house, driving me crazy,

章魚哥一直住在我家，把我逼瘋了。

and you're not going to hire him back all because of a stupid dime?

你不會因為一個愚蠢的硬幣就把他請回來吧？

What's that?

那是什麼？

Me first dime!

我的第一個硬幣！

This is a dime?

這是一角錢？

I've been in business a long time, boy.

我已經做了很長時間的生意了，孩子。

So, if Squidward never stole the dime,

所以，如果章魚哥從來沒有偷過那筆錢

he can come back to work. Right?

他可以回來工作。對吧？

Aye, lad. Just let the dime and me have our privacy.

是的，小夥子。就讓我和一角錢有我們的隱私吧。

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

It's all water under the bridge now.

現在都是水到渠成的事了。

I agree, sir.

我同意，先生。

After all, I'm sure you didn't mean to misplace me dime.

畢竟，我相信你不是故意把我的硬幣放錯地方的。

What? What are you saying?

你在說什麼？你在說什麼？

Are you acussing me of something?

你在指責我什麼嗎？

Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities.

在我看來，有三種可能。

One, you put the dime in me pants.

一，你把硬幣放在我的褲子裡。

Two, you put the dime in me pants.

二，你把硬幣放在我的褲子裡。

Or three, you put the dime in me pants!

或者三個，你把硬幣放進我的褲子裡!