We are at the bottom of the Tokyo Skytree at the moment,

我們此刻正處於東京天空樹的底部。

and you can see we have a guest in the background

你可以看到，我們有一個客人在背景中。

a guest YouTuber.

一個客串的YouTuber。

- I thought this thing was sculpted,

- 我還以為這東西是雕刻出來的。

it turns out it's inflated.

原來它是膨脹的。

- Yeah it's inflated, it looks sculpted though.

- 是的，它是充氣的，不過看起來很有雕塑感。

I was impressed.

我印象深刻。

As you can see, we're going to the Attack on Titan event

如你所見，我們要去參加 "攻打泰坦 "活動。

here at the Skytree.

在天空樹這裡。

I'm pretty excited 'cause I just started watching

我很興奮，因為我剛開始看... ...

the second season so I'm pretty pumped about it.

第二季，所以我對它很有興趣。

And so far it looks cool, this thing's pretty awesome.

而且目前看起來很酷，這個東西很厲害。

- Yea I think what they have is like

- 是的，我認為他們有什麼像

some kind of planetarium.

某種天文館。

Not planetarium, some kind of observatory.

不是天文館，是某種天文臺。

- Yeah I wasn't really sure

- 是啊，我也不太確定

I tried. - I don't know

我試過了- 我也不知道

I just kept seeing it on the trains.

我只是在火車上不斷看到它。

- Yeah there's ads for it everywhere.

- 是啊，到處都是它的廣告。

- So it looks cool, so let's go!

- 所以看起來很酷，所以我們走吧!

- Yeah let's go!

- 是的，我們走吧！

Tokyo Skytree!

東京天空樹！

(laughing)

（笑）

Smacked Aki in the head.

打了阿木的頭。

It's super busy here today,

今天這裡超級忙。

so we have to get a ticket so that we can line up to get in

所以，我們必須得到一張票，這樣我們就可以排隊進入。

to get our tickets for the Skytree.

來獲取我們的天梯票。

So yeah, we got 20 minutes to kill

所以是的，我們還有20分鐘的時間

before we can line up to get tickets.

才能排隊買票。

(speaking foreign language)

(講外語)

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Thank you.

謝謝你了

So it's $20, it's like (speaking foreign language),

所以是20元，就像（講外語）。

2000 yen to get up to the Tembo Deck.

2000日元上騰博會登錄甲板。

But then once you're up there

但是一旦你在上面

if you wanna get a little higher,

如果你想得到更高一點。

you have to pay another thousand yen

你得再付一千日元

so that's what we're gonna do today.

所以這就是我們今天要做的。

Ooh, it's so pretty in here.

哦，它是如此漂亮在這裡。

Going in the elevator!

進電梯！

I don't remember it looking like this.

我不記得它是這樣的。

If you look up here you can see thee speed we're going.

如果你抬頭看這裡，你可以看到我們的速度。

(laughing)

（笑）

It's so fast.

它是如此之快。

That's insane.

這是瘋了。

(people speaking in foreign language)

(講外語的人)

We're 200 meters up!

我們在200米高處！

(people speaking in foreign language)

(講外語的人)

We're there!

我們到了！

We're here!

我們到了！

So here is the view from the Tembo Deck.

所以這裡是騰博會登錄甲板上的風景。

The first level.

第一層。

It's a pretty nice day today, but it's a little hazy.

今天的天氣挺好的，但有點霧霾。

I don't know if those are clouds.

我不知道那些是不是雲。

Look at the tiny little cars down there.

看看下面的小車，小小的。

- [Man] It's so small.

- 太小了

Look at everybody.

看看大家。

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

- [Sharla] Here's the chart of everything you can see today.

- [Sharla]這是今天你能看到的一切圖表。

Everything is visible except for Mt. Fuji,

除了富士山之外，一切都能看到。

which is the big X.

這就是大X。

That's too bad.

那太糟糕了

It's the glass floor guys.

這是玻璃地板的傢伙。

Wow!

哇！

This is scary.

這是可怕的。

- [Aki] Don't worry there's another...

- 別擔心，還有一個... ...

- [Sharla] There's another one so if you

- [Sharla]還有一個，所以如果你...

break through this level, there's one more level.

闖過這一關，還有一關。

- [Aki] That's still gonna be the...

- 那還是會是... ...

- Scariest two seconds of your life.

- 你一生中最可怕的兩秒鐘。

- [Sharla] Yeah.

- [Sharla] 是啊。

Wow this is bigger that I thought.

哇，這比我想象的還要大。

I think the Tokyo Tower has a tiny little square.

我覺得東京塔有一個小小的廣場。

- [Aki] I'm holding onto you (laughing)

- 我正抱著你呢

Out of like, the fear. - Holding on for dear life.

出於喜歡，恐懼。- 堅守著親愛的生活。

(laughing)

（笑）

- [Sharla] There is nothing much going on down here

- [Sharla]沒有什麼事情在這裡發生了下來

that we can't see on the upper floor,

我們在樓上看不到的。

where we're gonna go for the Attack on Titan stuff.

我們要去的地方 對於攻擊泰坦的東西。

So we're just gonna go straight up there.

所以我們就直接去那裡。

(speaking in Japanese)

(說日語)

- [Joey] Attack on Skytree?

- 攻擊天樹？

(laughing)

（笑）

- This is bullshit.

- 這是胡說八道。

(laughing) - [Joey] This is bullshit.

這是胡說八道。

I feel lied to.

我覺得被騙了。

- [Sharla] It's fake!

- [Sharla] 這是假的！

Attack on Skytree...

攻擊天樹...

- [Joey] The inside is cool.

- 裡面很酷

- [Sharla] Oh look!

- [Sharla] Oh look!

Wow!

哇！

Wow!

哇！

(crowd chattering) (dramatic triumphant music)

(眾口一詞) (凱歌)

Sweet.

很好

That's pretty cool.

這是非常酷的。

- [Joey] Oh he's coming through the tower guys.

- 哦，他從塔裡過來了，夥計們。

- It is pretty awesome. - That's so cool.

- 這是相當不錯的。- 太酷了

- [Joey] Oh my god, isn't that the real Eren?

- 哦，我的上帝，這不是真正的伊人嗎？

(laughing)

（笑）

- [Sharla] There's little hidden titans

- 有一些隱藏的小巨人

throughout the place.

整個地方。

- [Joey] Oh yeah, like that?

- 哦，是的，像這樣？

- [Sharla] Is there one?

- [Sharla]有一個嗎？

Yeah, you gotta find them.

是啊，你得找到他們。

(laughing)

（笑）

We gotta find nine of them hidden throughout the deck.

我們要找到9個藏在甲板上的人。

Wow, this place is awesome.

哇，這個地方好棒。

I've never been up here.

我從來沒有來過這裡。

Wow, the view is so much cooler from this deck.

哇，這個露臺上的景色真是太酷了。

If you're gonna visit the Skytree,

如果你要去看天樹。

I say pay the extra $10 and come up here.

我說多付10元錢，然後上來這裡。

It's pretty neat up here.

這裡很乾淨

Number two!

二號！

They have life-size statue of Levi.

他們有真人大小的李維雕像。

He's actually really small, is this life-size?

其實他真的很小，這是真人大小嗎？

He's smaller than you Shay, why is he so tiny?

他比你還小，為什麼他這麼小？

I'm disappointed.

我很失望

- [Aki] He's tall enough for me.

- 他對我來說已經夠高了

- So tall.

- 好高啊

- [Sharla] Disgusting.

- 噁心。

- [Jeoy] Check out the titan jerkey.

- 看一下泰坦的鑰匙吧

- [Sharla] That is so gross.

- [Sharla] 這是如此嚴重。

- Titan turkey titan jerkey. - It's like his flesh.

- 泰坦火雞泰坦飼料雞。- 這就像他的肉。

- [Joey] That's pretty cool.

- 很酷啊.

- [Aki] And then, what are these?

- 然後，這些是什麼？

Hey does that say "steak cakey"?

嘿，這是說 "牛排餅 "嗎？

- Stick cake. - Oh.

- 棍子蛋糕。- 哦。

- [Sharla] Jesus Christ, that's ew.

- [Sharla] 耶穌基督，這是EW。

Ew!

Ew!

These are nice.

這些都是不錯的。

I like these.

我喜歡這些。

Oh magnets.

哦，磁鐵。

Yeah that's neat.

是的，這是整齊的。

I like these little notebooks.

我喜歡這些小筆記本。

- Oh this is a lot of spoilers.

- 哦，這是一個很大的破壞者。

- This is cute.

- 這是可愛的。

- [Sharla] You can also make a key chain with your name

- [Sharla] 你也可以用你的名字做一個鑰匙鏈

and a date engraved on it.

並在上面刻有日期。

(bright pop music)

(明亮的流行音樂)

This is the height of the titan, 634 meters,

這就是泰坦的高度，634米。

and where we're standing right now is 451.2 meters

而我們現在所處的位置是451.2米。

off the ground.

離地。

So the titan's like way over the Skytree.

所以，泰坦的喜歡的方式在天空樹。

That's creepy to think about.

想想就覺得毛骨悚然。

- [Joey] Like It's not that big.

- 就像它不是那麼大。

- [Sharla] Yeah 'cause the city doesn't look all tiny

- [Sharla] Yeah 'cause the city doesn't look all tiny. 是啊，因為這個城市看起來並不那麼小

underneath like this.

下面這樣。

- [Joey] That means with that high up

- 這意味著有了這麼高的高度。

when they're fighting the titan.

當他們在和泰坦戰鬥的時候

- [Sharla] So if it was standing at the window right now,

- 所以如果它現在站在窗邊的話

you'd see its stomach, here.

你會看到它的肚子，在這裡。

- [Joey] Well that means this point

- 好吧，這意味著這一點

would be halfway up the wall.

會是半壁江山。

- It would be like the waist. - Which no way...

- 這將是像腰部。- 沒辦法...

- [Joey] No way!

- 不可能!

- [Sharla] Alright I think that's it

- [Sharla] 好吧，我想這是它

for what's going on up here.

對於這裡發生的事情。

We're gonna go downstairs and try to find the cafe.

我們要下樓去找咖啡館。

There's a themed Attack on Titan cafe here as well.

這裡也有一個《攻打泰坦》的主題咖啡館。

Going down!

下去！

(tranquil music)

(寧靜的音樂)

(overhead announcement in Japanese)

(日語廣播)

This is the collaboration cafe that they have going on now.

這是他們現在正在進行的合作咖啡館。

Some of the themed dishes...

一些主題菜...

- [Aki] Oh, is that like a steak?

- 哦，那是牛排嗎？

- [Sharla] That's like a beef stew.

- [Sharla] 這就像一個燉牛肉。

That's a cotton candy soda.

那是棉花糖汽水。

- [Kelly] I kinda want that, is that tea?

- 我有點想喝，是茶嗎？

- [Sharla] Creme brulee,

- [Sharla] Creme brulee。

and milk tea. - Royal milk tea.

和奶茶。- 皇家奶茶。

- [Sharla] Yeah.

- [Sharla] 是啊。

(speaking Japanese)

(講日語)

What did you want again?

你又想要什麼？

(speaking Japanese)

(講日語)

So with every order, you get a random coaster.

所以每點一次，你就會得到一個隨機的杯墊。

And I got Levi, my favorite character,

我得到了李維，我最喜歡的角色。

so I'm happy about that.

所以我很高興。

And they let me choose which character

他們讓我選擇哪個角色

I wanted to put on my straw.

我想戴上我的吸管。

Kelly got Armin.

凱利得到了阿明。

What did you order?

你點了什麼？

- I got the milk tea. - The milk tea?

- 我買了奶茶。- 奶茶？

- Royal milk tea. - Nice.

- 皇家奶茶。- 好喝

- [Sharla] Look at chibi titan.

- [Sharla] 看看赤壁泰坦。

That's adorable.

那是可愛的。

It's so cute.

它是如此可愛。

I love it.

我喜歡它。

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

Ooh you got Mikasa!

哦，你得到了三笠！

Nice.

很好啊

- [Kelly] Oh you got Mikasa, lucky you!

- 哦，你得到了三笠，你真幸運！

- [Sharla] There's the titan over there!

- [Sharla] 有泰坦在那裡！

So that's how big it is.

所以，這就是它的規模。

That's like a scale size, in comparison to the Skytree.

這和天樹相比，簡直就是一個規模。

Wow!

哇！

- Wow cool!

- 哇，酷！

- [Sharla] That's awesome.

- [Sharla] 這是真棒。

- Is that sugar, Sharla? - That's a lot of cotton candy

- 那是糖嗎，Sharla？- 那是很多棉花糖 That's a lot of cotton candy

- [Sharla] Wow that's mine.

- [Sharla] 哇，這是我的。

- Came with cotton candy...

- 附帶棉花糖...

(laughing)

（笑）

- [Sharla] That's crazy.

- [Sharla]這是瘋狂的。

- [Kelly] Is that like a soda?

- [凱利]那是一種蘇打水嗎？

- [Sharla] Yeah, it's a soda.

- [Sharla] 是啊，這是一個蘇打水。

So wait, I gotta put this guy here.

所以，等一下，我得把這個傢伙放在這裡。

And then...

然後...

And then I gotta kill, I gotta drown the titan with my soda.

然後我要殺人，我要用我的蘇打水淹死泰坦。

- Do it!

- 做吧！

- [Sharla] Alright, are you ready?

- [Sharla] 好吧，你準備好了嗎？

(screaming)

（尖叫）

Oh my god, oh!

哦，我的上帝，哦！

Oh he's dead, oh he's dead.

哦，他死了，哦，他死了。

- [Aki] It looks delicious.

- 看起來很好吃

You're drowning the titan.

你在淹死泰坦。

(laughing)

（笑）

Die titan, die!

泰坦，那個！

- [Aki] Good job Levi.

- 幹得好，李維

- [Sharla] Good job, good job.

- [Sharla]好樣的，好樣的。

He kicked some ass.

他踢了一些屁股。

(laughing)

（笑）

His face is...

他的臉是...

- Is it a cookie? - It's just disappearing.

- 這是一個cookie嗎？- 它只是消失了。

- [Sharla] It's like a wafer.

- [Sharla] 這就像一個晶片。

Oh that looks cool.

哦，看起來很酷。

(laughing)

（笑）

Oh there's strawberries in here!

哦，這裡面有草莓!

- [Kelly] That's how tall they are, right there.

- 這就是他們的身高，就在那裡。

- [Sharla] Yeah! I saw that.

- [Sharla] Yeah!I saw that.

Okay let's try it.

好吧，讓我們來試試。

Alright let's try this.

好吧，讓我們來試試這個。

Oh my god that's delicious.

哦，我的上帝，這是美味。

That's so freaking good.

這真是太好了

- Is it good?

- 好吃嗎？

- It's so good.

- 它是如此的好。

- It's not too sweet?

- 不會太甜吧？

- It's really sweet but it's really fruity.

- 雖然很甜，但真的很有果味。

- Oh that's good.

- 哦，這是很好的。

- Tastes like grape candy.

- 味道像葡萄糖。

Oh what?!

哦，什麼？

Yeah, you're supposed to get...

是啊，你應該得到... ...

That's the coffee, you're just drinking milk right now.

那是咖啡，你現在只是在喝牛奶。

- No wonder it tastes... - No here it is!

- 難怪它的味道...- 不，在這裡！

Here it is!

在這裡，它是！

- [Aki] I was wondering why it tasted so berry.

- 我還在想為什麼會有漿果味呢？

- [Sharla] Why does it taste so milky?

- [Sharla]為什麼它的味道如此乳白？

- [Aki] Well you see, in my mind I was like,

- 嗯，你看，在我的腦海裡，我是這樣的：

this tastes more like milk than tea.

這味道更像牛奶而不是茶。

I was like, well that's Japan for you I guess.

我當時想，好吧，這是你的日本，我猜。

- [Sharla] Oh no, Armin!

- [Sharla] 哦，不，Armin！

- [Kelly] What am I gonna do?

- 我該怎麼做？

- [Aki] It's always Armin.

- 一直都是阿明。

- [Sharla] Oh my god look at it like...

- [Sharla] 哦，我的上帝看它像... ...

It erased his eyes.

它抹去了他的眼睛。

That looks so creepy.

這看起來很詭異。

- [Aki] See this makes more sense.

- 你看這樣更有意義。

- [Sharla] So creepy!

- [Sharla]如此令人毛骨悚然！

(yelping)

（叫喊聲）

Alright guys, that is it for the Attack on Titan

好了，夥計們，《攻克泰坦》就到此為止了

event here at the Tokyo Skytree.

在東京晴空塔舉行的活動。

I hope you enjoyed the video!

希望你喜歡這個視頻!

If you are not yet subscribed to Kelly,

如果你還沒有訂閱凱利。

or Aki,

或阿基。

or Joey,

或喬伊。

he's over there,

他在那裡。

just pretend you can see him right now.

就假裝你現在能看到他。

(laughing)

（笑）

Go subscribe to them now.

現在就去訂閱他們。