Absolutely gorgeous.

絕對的華麗。

And you look beautiful as well.

你看起來也很漂亮。

Simon.

西蒙。

Quick question.

快速的問題。

Look pretty good yourself.

你自己看起來也不錯。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Pretty good.

很好

That's not bad for you.

這對你來說還不錯。

Uh, look a little bit tired, but I'm tired.

呃，看起來有點累，但我很累。

I'm aging like Carter in the presidency.

我像卡特一樣在總統任期內衰老。

Simon So?

西蒙-蘇？

Well, thank you.

嗯，謝謝你。

Would you say I'm aging so well?

你會說我老得這麼好嗎？

What a nice thing to say.

這話說的真好。

I'm just I love it.

我只是我喜歡它。

You look suspiciously younger.

你看起來很年輕

E o for auto.

而且是自動的。

Have work done.

有工作做。

I would like to have work done.

我想把工作做好。

What would you have done if you were me?

如果你是我，你會怎麼做？

What should I have done?

我應該怎麼做？

Should be.

應該是。

Let's say I had 66 Let's say I had six months off.

比方說我有66個比方說我有6個月的假期。

Could I have my forehead?

可以把我的額頭給我嗎？

Me to help you here.

我在這裡幫你。

Alright, We'll talk about your show.

好吧，我們將討論你的節目。

First put in the commercial break.

先放廣告休息。

I'd like to hear about radical surgeries.

我想聽聽根治性手術的情況。

Simon.

西蒙。

I've always contended your genius, but now you've taken it to new hikes.

我一直都很欣賞你的天才，但現在你把它帶到了新的高度。

You were thought of a job where you're flanked by three women all day.

你被認為是一個整天被三個女人簇擁著的工作。

Very attractive women.

非常有吸引力的女人。

Was this your idea?

這是你的主意嗎？

Did you come up with this?

這是你想出來的嗎？

Of course.

當然了

Yeah.

是啊。

What a great You know, I had a show and I love Andy, but it didn't say Andy plus three beautiful women, which I could have said.

多麼偉大的你知道，我有一個節目，我喜歡安迪，但它沒有說安迪加三個美女，我可以說。

And he's and he's pretty cute, but I think I've done better.

他... ...他很可愛，但我覺得我做得更好。

Um, who is the biggest diva between the two of you?

嗯，你們倆誰是最大的天后？

Him for sure.

他是肯定的。

Forget it.

算了吧

I mean, he takes hours to get ready.

我的意思是，他需要幾個小時來準備。

And we are the three girls.

而我們是三個女孩。

I mean, Demi Kelly and I were waiting and waiting off course we need to wait for Simon is our boss.

我的意思是，黛米・凱利和我在等待和等待... ...當然，我們需要等待西蒙是我們的老闆。

But then he doesn't get on time.

但是，他卻沒有準時到達。

What do you wear?

你穿什麼？

Jeans and a T shirt.

牛仔褲和T恤衫。

What do you What are they doing?

你做什麼，他們在做什麼？

Is it special oils or being applied?

是特殊油品還是正在應用？

I do sometimes have a massage before the show.

我有時會在演出前做按摩。

Yet massage a forehand.

然而按摩一個前手。

You say massage.

你說按摩。

Here in this country, I said I said, Masaaki, I'll take Masaaki Masaaki before I'll have a must have was a forehand up like we owe goes.

在這裡在這個國家，我說我說，正明，我把正明正明之前，我將有一個必須的是先手了像我們欠去。

I think this tables here.

我想這個表在這裡。

Uh Polina there seems like there's an occasional I could imagine to be hostility against Simon in the workplace.

呃，波利納似乎有一個偶爾我可以想象到的敵意對西蒙在工作場所。

I've been with him for five minutes and I want to beat him senseless.

我和他在一起五分鐘，我就想把他打得毫無知覺。

But Paulina, is this true?

但是寶琳娜，這是真的嗎？

You had a birthday and you're one of your one of the festivities was hitting a pinata with Simon's face on it.

你有一個生日，你的其中一個慶祝活動 是打一個pinata與西蒙的臉就可以了。

I believe we have the picture.

我相信，我們有圖片。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

I love that pinata.

我喜歡那個pinata。

That's the most amazing pinata ever.

這是最驚人的pinata有史以來。

And then just just to see Demi killing that pinata like not a lot of rage came out right when you were not many people after they knocked the pinata down.

然後就看到黛米殺了那個品字塔一樣沒有很多的憤怒出來，就在你沒有多少人的時候，他們打倒了品字塔之後。

Scream, Die pinata die way start jumping a Panetta like Like it is not Simon.

尖叫，死皮納塔死的方式開始跳一個帕內塔喜歡它不是西蒙。

How do you do it, Simon?

你怎麼做的，西蒙？

You get people so angry.

你讓人們如此憤怒。

So no, you have no idea.

所以，不，你不知道。

They were very mean to me.

他們對我很凶。

In fact, one day they played a trick on me because they were serving me lunch during one of the breaks and the auditions.

事實上，有一天他們對我耍了個花招，因為他們在一次休息和試鏡的時候給我送午餐。

And they said it was fried chicken on it.

他們還說上面是炸雞。

Turned out to be bulled a bull's testicles.

原來是牛的睪丸。

What, You don't know the difference between fried chicken and a book.

什麼，你不知道炸雞和書的區別。

Now I would be very suspicious.

現在我會非常懷疑。

They went, Here's your fried chicken.

他們說，這是你的炸雞。

Have every minute.

好好享受每一分鐘。

They weren't just like two balls on a plate.

他們不只是像盤子裡的兩個球。

I mean, that kind of flattened out covered him.

我的意思是，那種平坦的覆蓋了他。

They had the decency to flat out wait a minute.

他們很有風度，平平淡淡地等了一分鐘。

And then after the booth, I come to the sad fresh a little bit late, and then he says, But how come you need to try these things there special for us?

然後擺完攤後，我來到悲鮮有點晚，然後他說，可是你怎麼要在那裡專門給我們試這些東西呢？

They just send them in Denver.

他們只是把他們送到丹佛。

You need to try them.

你需要嘗試他們。

Before we hit the sad, I said, Okay.

在我們打傷心，我說，好吧。

What is it?

什麼事？

What is it, then?

那是什麼呢？

I by the balls of the bull and he and it was anyone tuning in right now.

我由牛的球，他和它是任何人調在現在。

Nobody told anyone who just turned on the TV.

沒有人告訴任何人，誰只是打開電視。

Just so you say I Simon said it was okay.

就像你說的那樣，我西蒙說這是好的。

So I bit knows of Booth Essel that time.

所以我有點知道布斯-埃塞爾那個時候。

So arming and on I said, coming from him, I need to try them.

所以，武裝和上我說，從他那裡來，我需要試試他們。

But I didn't swallow them so And he did.

但我沒有吞下它們，所以他吞下了。

E, I think I don't know if he follow darling e show that we'll take a commercial break.

E，我想我不知道，如果他按照親愛的E顯示，我們將採取商業休息。