Good grief.

天哪

I can't get up.

我起不來了

I'm dropped like a turtle.

我像烏龜一樣被摔倒了。

I'm doomed.

我註定要完蛋了。

So if you wanna be my hold on a minute.

所以，如果你想成為我的持有一分鐘。

As I was saying, there's an ice skating show tomorrow and I really think I could win if I had a handsome and graceful partner to skate with me.

就像我說的那樣，明天有一場滑冰表演，如果有一個英俊瀟灑的夥伴和我一起滑冰，我真的覺得我可以贏。

What do you say?

你說什麼？

Forget it.

算了吧

I'm a hockey player.

我是一個冰球運動員。

I wouldn't be caught dead in an ice show.

我不會被抓到死在冰上表演。

Where am I going to find a skating partner?

我到哪裡去找滑冰夥伴？

I need someone who has charm and style.

我需要一個有魅力和風格的人。

Someone was really flair.

有人真的很有天賦。

Oh, well, maybe we'll score points for diversity.

哦，好吧，也許我們會得分的多樣性。

Wake up, Beagle.

醒醒吧，比格犬。

If you're going to be my skating partner, we've got to start practicing.

如果你要做我的滑冰搭檔，我們就得開始練習了。

Yes, it's early, but all great skaters get up before 5 a.m. Peggy Fleming did.

是的，很早，但所有偉大的滑冰運動員都在早上5點前起床，佩吉-弗萊明就是這樣。

Kristi Yamaguchi did.

Kristi Yamaguchi做的。

And you know Frick and Frack did.

你知道Frick和Frack做了。

Come on.

來吧。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

We worked on the Dutch waltz and the Killian position.

我們研究了荷蘭華爾茲和基利安的位置。

Next, let's work on our lips Now.

接下來，讓我們在嘴脣上下功夫吧。

When I reach you, you lift me up over your head and lift on lift.

當我到了你身邊，你就把我舉過頭頂，舉上舉下。

Lift me up, you dumb dog!

把我抬起來，你這隻笨狗！

Where do you think you're going?

你以為你要去哪裡？

Come back here!

回來吧！

I thought you wanted to skate an ice show.

我還以為你想去滑冰呢

Don't you want toe win?

你不想贏嗎？

Who am I supposed to skate with now?

我現在應該和誰一起滑冰？

Mhm.

嗯

So how are you with lifts?

那麼，你是如何與升降機？

Happy New Year, Lucy.

新年快樂，露西。

Does that make it?

這樣就可以了嗎？

So does your saying Happy New Year truly make it a happy New Year?

那麼你說的新年快樂就真的是新年快樂嗎？

Not in my experience.

根據我的經驗，不是。

Oh, everyone said things will get better in the new year.

呵呵，大家都說新的一年事情會好轉。

Things will change.

事情會改變的。

But here we are, one full day into the new year and everything is exactly the same.

但我們在這裡，新的一年已經過去了整整一天，一切都一模一樣。

You think maybe we gotta used year?

你認為也許我們要用一年的時間？

Probably if the Big Eastern calendar syndicate got their way.

如果大東歷集團得逞的話，可能。

This will just be the same lousier over again.

這隻會是同樣的爛事重演。

You can't fight big calendar.

你不能打大曆。

Well, are you going to make a New Year's resolutions?

那麼，你要做新年的決議嗎？

What?

什麼？

What are you insinuating?

你在暗示什麼？

That I need to change?

我需要改變？

I'm fine Just the way I am.

我很好，就像我現在這樣。

Thank you very much.

非常感謝你。

New Year's resolutions are scams worthless.

新年決心是騙局不值錢。

I don't have to improve.

我不需要改進。

How could I improve?

我如何改進？

Now?

現在？

I ask you how.

我問你如何。

I'm only asking because I'm planning to make some resolutions.

我問這個問題是因為我打算做一些決議。

Oh, well, that's different.

哦，好吧，那是不同的。

I'm going to try and correct all my faults.

我要努力改正我所有的錯誤。

All of them?

所有的人？

Yes.

是的，我知道

In that case, you're in luck.

如果這樣的話，你很幸運。

Hm.

Hm.

We've only got one year.

我們只有一年的時間

So there's not much time I've jotted down a list of your faults and all improvements you'll need to make good grief way.

所以，時間不多，我已經記下了你的缺點和所有的改進，你需要好悲傷的方式。

Don't wanna miss anything, so I am happy to help you categorize, itemize and prioritize everything about you.

不想錯過任何東西，所以我很樂意幫你把你的一切都分類、分項、分輕重緩急。

We need to change.

我們需要改變。

You know Charlie Brown.

你知道查理-布朗

This may be a happy New Year.

這也許是一個快樂的新年。

After all, New Year's resolutions are very important, especially for someone like you, Charlie Brown.

畢竟，新年的決議是非常重要的，尤其是對你這樣的人，查理-布朗。

First, we need to address your wardrobe.

首先，我們需要解決你的衣櫃問題。