Thank you.

謝謝你了

Congratulations.

恭喜你啊

First of all show is hilarious.

首先節目很搞笑。

Thanks.

謝謝你

Really one of the funniest shows on TV.

真的是電視上最有趣的節目之一。

And you gotta be happy about that.

你一定要為此感到高興。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah, that's great.

是的，這是很好的。

And you play your character we're seeing here.

而你扮演你的角色，我們在這裡看到。

Just in a nutshell.

簡單的說就是。

Explain to people who haven't seen the show.

向沒有看過這個節目的人解釋一下。

You play Jerri Blank.

你扮演傑瑞-布蘭克。

She's 47 she was a drug addict prostitute.

她47歲了，是個吸毒的妓女。

And she decides, at 47 to go back to high school.

她決定，在47歲的時候回到高中。

You know, start off where she left off back in high school, dealing with teenage problems.

你知道的，從她在高中時離開的地方開始，處理青少年的問題。

Like illiteracy.

如文盲。

Sarah.

莎拉

Yeah, well, she's It's a great character.

是啊，她是一個偉大的角色。

It's a really funny show, so we know that that's going well.

這是一個非常有趣的節目，所以我們知道，這是很好的進展。

What about What about you?

那你呢？

Your personal life?

你的個人生活？

How's everything going?

一切都好嗎？

You know what?

你知道嗎？

I'm in the middle of a heart wrenching on relationship right now.

我現在正處於一段心力交瘁的感情中。

Break up was awful.

分手是可怕的。

You're breaking up.

你們要分手了。

Yeah, he broke up with me.

是的，他和我分手了。

It was terrible, but And I was just in the green room and he called and he called me and broke up just before.

這是可怕的，但我只是在綠色的房間 他打電話給我，他打電話給我，分手前。

Yeah, just That's terrible.

是啊，只是這是可怕的。

I can't imagine what that would be like.

我無法想象那會是什麼樣子。

Yeah, well, I brought a clip so you can see What?

是啊，我帶了一個片段，所以你可以看到什麼？

What did you get?

你得到了什麼？

I need you e o standing big.

我需要你站得更高

Very Understand.

非常明白。

Now you know your you do a lot of great characters.

現在你知道你的你做了很多偉大的人物。

What are the influences?

影響因素有哪些？

I mean, who influenced who you are a za comedian.

我的意思是，誰影響了你是誰za喜劇演員。

Well ah, big influence was my third grade teacher was locking me Who gave me this pin of a mouse?

嗯啊，影響大的是我三年級的老師在鎖我的時候，誰給了我這隻老鼠的針？

Since eyes roll around Cute third grade storing it anyway.

由於眼睛轉來轉去可愛的三年級反正儲存它。

And every day before class you'd make us sing this song.

每天上課前你都會讓我們唱這首歌。

I'll sing It should go.

我唱吧，該走了。

We're all together again.

我們又在一起了。

Where?

在哪裡？

Hell we're here.

地獄我們在這裡。

We're all today Whether again we're here, We're here.

我們今天都在這裡，不管我們是否又在這裡，我們都在這裡。

We're all together again Singing all together again.

我們又在一起了，又在一起唱歌了。

Yes, We're all together again.

是的，我們又在一起了。

Well, well, well.

好吧，好吧，好吧。

No way.

不可能

She had legs like tree trunks on her feet with the size of fudge uncles.

她腳上的腿像樹幹，有軟糖叔叔那麼大。

And they get in there.

然後他們就進去了

She's great.

她是偉大的。

I hope she's still alive.

我希望她還活著。

Yeah, I hope she's watching this right now.

是啊，我希望她現在正在看這個。

Hearing you say that she has legs like tree trunks.

聽你說，她的腿像樹幹。

Big.

大。

You do a character.

你做一個角色。

Last time you were on this show, I made you do it.

上次你在這個節目上，我讓你做的。

It's one of the more outrageous things I've ever seen.

這是我見過的最離譜的事情之一。

A character called piglets, Piglets piglets kind of describe piglets.

一個叫小豬的角色，小豬小豬有點形容小豬。

She's just a sweet 16.

她只是一個甜蜜的16歲。

She's just young, troubled teenager, Uh, Scotch tape.

她只是個年輕的問題少年，呃，蘇格蘭膠帶。

We have scotch tape, right?

我們有膠帶，對吧？

Brought it unique.

帶來了它的獨特。

You need scotch tape for this impression?

你需要用膠布來做這個印象？

Yes, I dio.

是的，我是。

And this is something you all can do at home.

而這也是大家在家就可以做的事情。

Okay?

好嗎？

You just take scotch tape.

你只要拿著膠帶就可以了。

I'm dying to a commercial for them.

我很想為他們拍個廣告。

Just take it like that.

就這樣接受吧。

Appreciate this, mother.

謝謝你，媽媽。

Okay, You can take your stinking like a hard love book sticking out your bitches blistering a book.

好吧，你可以把你的臭味像一本硬愛書伸出你的母狗起泡的書。

Well, what else can I say about single?

好吧，關於單身我還能說什麼呢？

She's single.

她是單身。

She's a catch.

她是一個陷阱。

That one.

那一個。

I knew Pig lead.

我知道豬鉛。

I think at one point now, what's impressed?

我現在一度認為，什麼是印象深刻？

One of the things that really impressed me about you is that you're doing your own show, which has got It's a full time job.

你給我留下深刻印象的一件事就是你在做自己的節目，這是個全職工作。

You do it very well.

你做得很好。

But you also on the you worked as a caterer.

但你也對你的工作作為一個餐飲。

Still, I'm still selling cup cakes and cheese balls.

不過，我還是在賣杯子蛋糕和奶酪球。

I'm a $150 on Valentine's Day and with cupcakes and then my smokey cheese balls.

情人節的時候我是150塊錢，有了紙杯蛋糕，再加上我的煙燻奶酪球。

The smoky chief.

冒煙的首領。

Tell us about those like the size of a softball, and you can roll it in nuts.

告訴我們那些像軟球一樣大小的，你可以用堅果捲起來。

Oh, and I put on a one sauce and makes monkey right 7 99.

哦，我放上一個醬，讓猴子右799。

Cool.

爽啊

Yeah, actually, that actually sounds like something that I would like.

是啊，其實，這實際上聽起來像 我喜歡的東西。

I'm sure you brought a clip, etc.

我相信你一定帶了一個夾子等。

Go on, try it.

去吧，試試吧。

Damn.

該死的。

Not so, Smokey.

不是這樣的，斯莫基。

Cheese ball.

芝士球。

Wow.

哇哦

I really looked like I was enjoying that Kool 7 99 e didn't even charge you.

我真的是一副很享受的樣子，酷7 99 e都沒有收你錢。

Now you've been doing some work you've been doing with some work with Pita.

現在你已經做了一些工作，你已經做了一些工作與平塔。

Is that right?

是這樣嗎？

The animal rights group?

動物權益組織？

Yes, I did.

是的，我有。

I swear to God, when I called May I had just unwrapped a taxidermy, a raccoon that I'd order through the mail.

我對天發誓，當我給梅打電話時，我剛拆開一個標本，一隻浣熊，我通過郵件訂購的。

I was just in wrapping a whole please.

我只是在包裝一個整體請。

And they gave me this fur coat.

他們給了我這件毛皮大衣。

Excuse me.

對不起，請原諒

A Come on, give me this fur coat.

A 來吧，把這件毛皮大衣給我。

So nice about of animals.

這麼好的動物。

Good people.

好人。

They are good people.

他們是好人。

What stands for anything?

什麼代表什麼？

E don't know.

我不知道

Some kind of bread.

某種麵包。

I'm supposed escape E.

我應該逃離E。

Now what?

現在怎麼辦？

We're all really happy for you in the success of your show.

我們都很為你的成功感到高興。

And do you think you'll come back sometime in the future?

那你覺得你以後會不會再來？

Oh, I would love to come back.

哦，我很想回來。

As a matter of fact, I brought a clip.

事實上，我帶了一個夾子。

Yeah, Well, thanks so much for coming back.

是啊，好吧，非常感謝你回來。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Remember the last time that you were here?

還記得你上次來這裡的時候嗎？

You showed all those clips, including this clip right now s O U and the big show are married.

你展示了所有這些片段，包括這個片段現在的O U和大秀結婚。

Yes, we're trying to a baby right now.

是的，我們現在正在努力生孩子。

Really?

真的嗎？

You'll be killed during the birthing process.

在分娩過程中你會被殺死。

What?

什麼？

I e very nicely done.

我做得很好

Well, folks.

好了，夥計們。

Strangers with Candies on Mondays at 10 o'clock PM on Comedy Central.

陌生人與糖果》每週一晚上10點在喜劇中心播出。

You gotta watch that show.

你得看那個節目。

You're missing out if you're not seeing it.

如果你沒有看到它，你就錯過了。

Amy Sedaris.

Amy Sedaris.

Thank you very much.

非常感謝你。

Very funny.

非常有趣

We'll take a break.

我們要休息一下。

We'll be right back.

我們馬上回來。