Okay, You know what?

好吧，你知道嗎？

The whole trouble with you is Charlie Brown?

你的麻煩就是查理-布朗？

No.

不知道

And I don't wanna know.

我也不想知道

Leave me alone.

讓我一個人靜一靜。

The whole trouble with you is you won't listen to what the whole trouble with you is.

你的全部問題就是你不聽你的全部問題是什麼。

You need someone to point out your faults, Charlie Brown.

你需要有人來指出你的錯誤，查理-布朗。

It's for your own good.

這是為你自己好。

And I could do that.

而我可以做到這一點。

My system is unique.

我的系統是獨一無二的。

What's so unique about it?

它有什麼獨特之處？

I've created a slideshow presentation.

我製作了一個幻燈片演示。

Mm.

嗯。

Dottie.

Dottie.

Dottie, Dottie.

Dottie, Dottie.

Dumb.

啞巴。

Okay, turn out the lights.

好了，把燈關了。

Yeah.

是啊。

First Charlie Brown will look at slides that deal with your many personality faults.

首先查理-布朗會看幻燈片，處理你的許多個性缺點。

Some of them are quite shocking.

其中有些是相當震撼的。

Take this one, for instance.

比如說這個。

Wow.

哇哦

Easy, easy.

簡單，簡單。

This is only the beginning.

這只是開始而已。

Next your slides of your inherited faults.

接下來你的幻燈片你的繼承過失。

In other words, these are faults over which you had no real control.

換句話說，這些錯誤你無法控制。

These take about an hour or so.

這些大約需要一個小時左右。

Oh, good grief.

哦，好傷心。

If it's any consolation, you rank above average and inherited faults.

如果有什麼安慰的話，你的排名高於平均水平，繼承了過失。

E stand console.

E站式控制檯。

Now, these slides show your biggest and most damaging faults.

現在，這些幻燈片顯示了你最大的、最具破壞性的過失。

Because of their importance, they will be shown in full color with dramatic music.

由於它們的重要性，它們將隨著戲劇性的音樂充分展現。

Uh, turn it off.

呃，把它關掉。

I can't stand it any longer.

我再也忍受不了了。

I can't stand it.

我受不了了

I've never gone through anything like that in my life.

我一生中從未經歷過這樣的事情。

I never knew I had so many faults.

我從來不知道我有這麼多缺點。

I've never been so miserable.

我從來沒有這麼悲慘過。

It's not so bad, Charlie Brown.

沒那麼糟，查理-布朗。

Just wait until you get my bill.

等到你收到我的賬單時再說吧。

Yeah?

是嗎？