AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR, SUSIE?

你今年想要什麼聖誕禮物，蘇西？

WELL, OF COURSE CHRISTMAS ISN'T CANCELLED.

好了，當然，聖誕節是不會取消的。

A LITTLE PLAGUE NEVER STOPPED OLE ST. NICK.

小小的PLAGUE從來沒有停止過老聖。我的意思是...

I'VE BEEN HIGH RISK FOR CENTURIES.

我已經高風險了幾個世紀。

>> HOLD STILL, SANTA!

>> 穩住，聖誕老人！

>> YOU REALLY GO ALL THE WAY UP THE CHIMNEY, HUH?

>> 你真的一路走到了煙囪上，是吧？

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

聖誕快樂。

YES, THAT'S FINE.

是的，這很好。

JUST GLAZE MY COOKIES WITH PURELL.

只是釉我的餅乾與PURELL。

>> SANTA, YOU'RE ON MUTE.

>> 聖人，你是靜音。

>> SON OF A GRINCH!

>> 兒子的GRINCH！

OH, COME ON, BUMBLE!

哦，來吧，BUMBLE！

PUT ON A MASK!

戴上面具！

HOW HARD IS THIS?!

這有多難？

>> FIRE FAUCI!

>> FIRE FAUCI!

HOAX!

騙局！

STOP THE STEAL!

停止偷竊！

>> READ A NEWSPAPER, YOU HOOLIGAN!

>> 讀報紙，你胡利根！

( TRAIN WHISTLE ) >> HEY, SANTA!

( 火車汽笛聲 ) >> 嘿，聖誕老人!

♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TRAIN OH, CHRISTMAS TRAIN

哦，聖誕火車 哦，聖誕火車。

♪ BA DA BA DA DAAA CHRISTMAS TRAIN ♪

BA DAA CHRISTMAS TRAIN

>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?

>> 發生了什麼事？

>> IT'S THAT NEW OLD PRESIDENT!

>> 是那個新老總統！

>> IS OBAMA WITH HIM?

>> 奧巴馬和他在一起嗎？

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> AWWWW.

>> AWWWW。

>> WHAT'S UP, TINY FOLKS?

>> 怎麼了，小傢伙？

SANTA!

天啊！

>> PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN!

>> PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN!

HOW DID YOU TAKE THE MAGIC CHRISTMAS CHOO-CHOO TRAIN?

你是怎麼坐上神奇的聖誕火車的？

IT ONLY BOARDS IN CHILDREN'S IMAGINATIONS.

它只是在兒童的想象中的板塊。

>> I GOT ALL THE SCHEDULES, JACK.

>> 我得到了所有的時間表，傑克。

>> IT'S KRIS.

>> 我是KRIS

WELL, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

好吧，我能為你做什麼？

>> I CAME TO HERE TO TELL YOU WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.

>> 我來這裡是想告訴你我想要的聖誕禮物。

MMM, BEARD SMELLS GOOD.

MMM，鬍鬚的味道很好。

>> OKAY, JOEY.

>> 好吧，喬伊。

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS?

你想要什麼聖誕禮物？

>> A ROOMBA, SOME ICE CREAM, AND A WAY TO BRING ALL AMERICANS

>> A ROOMBA, SOME ICE CREAM, AND A WAY TO BRINING ALL AMERICAN.

TOGETHER IN PEACE AND BROTHERHOOD.

在和平和兄弟情誼中相聚。

>> OH, BOY.

>> 哦，男孩。

COME WITH ME.

和我一起吃。

BEHOLD!

看哪

THE HOLY SACK OF CLAUS, HANDED DOWN TO US ON MT. NOG BY THE

神聖的一袋克萊斯，交給我們的山。諾格山上交給我們的

SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS HIMSELF.

聖誕精神自己。

FOR MILLENNIA, IT HAS DELIVERED TO MANKIND WHAT HE MOST DESIRES.

對米倫尼亞來說，它已經給人類帶來了他最想要的東西。

THIS YEAR, MOSTLY BOOZE AND PLAYSTATION 5.

今年，MOSTLY BOOZE和PLAYSTATION 5。

>> MAGIC SACK.

>> 魔法袋。

>> IF YOUR CHRISTMAS WISH IS TO UNITE THE COUNTRY, PEEK INSIDE,

>> 如果你的聖誕願望是團結全國，請看內頁。

AND THE SACK WILL PROVIDE.

袋子會提供。

>> A MASK?

>> MASK?

HOW'S THAT GOING TO BRING AMERICANS TOGETHER?

這怎麼能讓美國人團結起來？

THEY WON'T EVEN WEAR IT.

他們甚至不會穿它。

>> LOOK!

>> 看！

>> BACON-SCENTED!

>> BACON-SCENTED!

>> IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.

>> 這是一個聖誕節的奇蹟。

WE'LL HUFF OUR WAY TO HEALTH!

我們會用健康的方式來幫助我們！

>> SANTA, COME QUICK!

>> 聖誕老人，快來！

>> BUMBLE'S ALL OVER CNN!

>> BUMBLE'S ALL OVER CNN！

>> BREAKING NEWS.

>> 最新新聞。

WE'RE HERE AT THE FOUR SEASONS BRAZILIAN BODY WAX AND EMBALMING

我們在這裡的四個季節巴西的身體蠟和鴯鶓。

EMPORIUM WHERE THE PRESIDENT'S LAWYERS HAVE CALLED AN EMERGENCY

主席的律師已經召開緊急會議的大院。

PA-RUM-PUM PRESS CONFERENCE.

PA-RUM-PUM新聞發佈會：

>> GOOD AFTERNOON.

>> 晚上好。

I'LL MAKE THIS QUICK, BECAUSE THE EMBALMING FUMES ARE MAKING

我很快就會完成這個任務的，因為那些安眠煙氣讓我...

ME DIZZY.

我暈暈乎乎的。

A MR. BUMBLE HAS SENT PHOTOS FROM THE NORTH POLE WITH

布布爾先生從北極發來了照片布布爾從北極發來了照片，並附上了。

EVIDENCE OF TRILLIONS OF BALLOTS FOR TRUMP HIDDEN IN SANTA'S BIG

EVIDENCE OF TRILLIONS OF BALLOTS FOR TRUMP HIDDEN IN SANTA'S BIG

MAGIC SACK.

MAGIC SACK。

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DEMAND ACCESS TO THE SACK!

美國人民要求進入麻袋！

RELEASE THE SACK!

釋放麻袋！

( FART ) >> EWW!

( 屁 ) >> EWW!

>> WELL, IF RUDY'S IN CHARGE, LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE NOTHING FEAR

>> 好吧，如果魯迪當家，看來我們沒什麼好怕的了。

HERE.

這裡。

>> OH, CRAP.

>> 哦，廢話。

>> MITCH McCONNELL?

>> MITCH McCONNELL?

>> SEASONS GREETING, HERR KRINGLE.

>> 季節問候，海爾-克林格爾。

MR. BIDEN.

MR. BIDEN.BIDEN.

>> WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE MITCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS.

>> 好吧，如果不是米奇偷了聖誕節。

>> HAND OVER THAT SACK!

>> 把那個袋子拿過來！

>> FROM MY COLD, DEAD MITTENS!

>> 從我冰冷的，死去的米騰斯！

>> I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.

>> 我沒跟你說話。

>> BUMBLE, NO!

>> BUMBLE，不！

PLEASE, MITCH, YOU'LL DESTROY CHRISTMAS.

拜託，米奇，你會毀了聖誕節的

>> AND OUR LAST HOPE TO UNITE AMERICA.

>> 以及我們團結美國的最後希望。

>> OH, I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.

>> 哦，我可以接受。

MR. PRESIDENT, THE PARTRIDGE IS IN THE PEAR TREE.

主席，PARTRIDGE在梨樹上。主席，帕特里奇在梨樹上。

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

>> 我不知道那是什麼意思。

>> IT MEANS WE GOT THE SACK.

>> 這意味著我們被解僱了。

WE WENT OVER THIS, MR. PRESIDENT.

我們已經討論過了，先生。主席：

NOW, LET'S GO.

現在，我們走吧。

>> YOU MANIACS!

>> 你們這些瘋子！

YOU SCROOGED IT UP!

你把它挖出來了！

>> THERE GOES THE BACON!

>> 有去的麵包圈！

WE GOT TO STOP 'EM!

我們必須阻止他們！

>> IT'S OVER, JOE.

>> "結束了，喬。

THEY TOOK THE SACK.

他們把袋子。

>> YOU LISTEN TO ME.

>> 你聽我說。

THE REAL SACK HAS ALWAYS BEEN RIGHT HERE.

真正的麻袋一直都在這裡。

>> HEART SACK.

>> 心袋。

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> 沒錯。

NOW COME ON, JACK.

現在來吧，傑克。

WE GOT A CHRISTMAS TO SAVE.

我們有一個聖誕節來拯救。

AND THIS YEAR, OLD 46 IS FLYING SLEIGH FORCE ONE!

而今年，老46號正在飛行雪橇部隊一號！

>> YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY TO DRIVE?

>> 你確定可以開車嗎？

>> NOPE.

>> NOPE。

LET'S GO GET YOUR SACK BACK, JACK!

讓我們去把你的揹包拿回來，傑克！

>> WE'RE HERE LIVE AT THE WHITE HOUSE WHERE THE PRESIDENT HAS

>> 我們在白宮現場直播，總統在這裡。

CALLED AN EMERGENCY EGG-NOG-AURATION.

被稱為緊急的蛋奶酒香氣。

>> TONIGHT, THE SACK WILL PROVE THAT I AM THE RIGHTFUL COMMANDER

>> 今晚，麻袋將證明我是正確的指揮官。

IN CHIEF AND COMMANDER IN CLAUS.

總司令和司令官的命令：

HOS, HOS, HOS!

HOS，HOS，HOS！

>> THE BABE IS ALMOST IN THE MANGER.

>> 孩子已經在醫院裡了。

>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> 那是什麼意思？

>> OH, COME ON, DID NO ONE READ THE CODE BOOK!

>> 哦，拜託，沒有人讀過代碼書嗎？

>> ON AMTRAK, ON ACELA, ONBOARD DINING!

>> ON AMTRAK, ON ACELA, ONBOARD DINING!

HEY, SANTA, THERE'S SOMETHING I DIDN'T TELL YOU.

嘿，聖誕老人，有一些事情我沒有告訴你。

>> WHAT'S THAT?

>> 那是什麼？

>> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LAND A TRAIN.

>> 我不知道如何登陸火車。

>> LOWER THE SACK!

>> 放下袋子！

THAT'S IT, BRING IT BACK!

就是這樣，讓它回來！

>> NOW, I JUST OPEN THE SACK, AND GET WHATEVER MY HEART

>> 現在，我只是打開袋子，並得到我的心臟。

DESIRES.

願望：

DN'T THINK ABOUT IVANKA.

不要去想伊凡卡。

DON'T THINK ABOUT IVANKA.

不要去想伊凡卡。

>> YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?

>> 你確定這是個好主意？

>> IT'S THE SAME WAY I SAVED NAKATOMI PLAZA.

>> 我也是用同樣的方法拯救了中都廣場。

YIPPEE-KI-YAY, NUTCRACKER!

YIPPEE -KI -YAY，NUTCRACKER！

>> WHOOOOO!

>> WHOOOOO！

>> TIME TO OPEN THE BALLOTS!

>> 開票時間到了!

A VERY MERRY ELECTION TO ME!

祝我選舉愉快!

>> ENOUGH OF THIS FA-LA-LA COUP D'ETAT!

>>受夠了這種FA -LA -LA COUP D'ETAT！

>> SANTA?

>> SANTA?

>> AND JOE BIDEN?!

>> 還有喬-比登？

I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU.

我以為我殺了你。

>> NO, I BEAT YOUR ASS IN THE ELECTION, REMEMBER?

>> 不，我在選舉中打敗了你，記得嗎？

>> OH, YEAH.

>> 哦，是的。

SEIZE THEM SNOW BEAST!

抓住他們的雪獸！

( ROARING ) >> DAMN IT, BUMBLE!

（咆哮） >> 該死的，BUMBLE！

>> DONALD, I WARN YOU!

>> 唐納德，我警告你！

WOE UNTO HIM WHO OPENS THE SACK FOR HIS OWN GAIN.

嗚呼，誰為自己的利益而打開麻袋。

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

>> 我不知道那是什麼意思。

>> IT MEANS IT'S CHRISTMAS!

>> 這意味著它的聖誕節！

THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.

這不是關於你的。

>> EVERYTHING'S ABOUT ME.

>> 一切都是關於我的。

>> DONALD!

>> 唐納德！

NOOOOO!

NOOOOO！

DON'T LOOK AT IT, JOE!

別看它，喬！

>> IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

>> 它是美麗的。

( SCREAMING ) >> IT'S OKAY.

（尖叫） >> 它的好。

THIS IS NORMAL.

這是正常的。

( ROARING ) >> ARE THEY OKAY?

（咆哮） >> 他們還好嗎？

THEY'RE FINE, JUST POWERLESS.

他們很好，只是無力。

EMPTY, IT'S EMPTY.

空的，它是空的。

>> NO, DONALD, IT'S FULL.

>> 不，唐納德，它是完整的。

AS FULL AS THE HEART THAT PEEK >> ARE THEY OKAY?

飽滿的心，窺視>>他們還好嗎？

ED IN.

ED IN：

>> YOU MADE MY HOLIDAYS A LIVING HELL.

>> 你讓我的假期過的很糟糕。

>> I GOT YOU SOMETHING.

>> 我給你帶了點東西。

>> IT'S CHRISTMAS.

>> 現在是聖誕節。

IN THERE, YOU CAN ALWAYS BE PRESIDENT.

在那裡，你永遠可以成為總統。

>> AND ONLY IN THERE.

>> 只有在那裡。

>> SANTA!

>> SANTA!

>> GUM DROP, MUFFIN!

>> 口香糖，MUFFIN！

YOU'RE ALIVE!

你還活著！

>> ALIVE, BUT LATE.

>> 活著，但晚了。

>> IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS MORNING.

>> 現在已經是聖誕節的早晨了。

>> HEY, SANTA, IS IT OKAY IF CHRISTMAS IS A LITTLE LATE THIS

>> 嘿，聖誕老人，如果聖誕節晚了一點，可以嗎？

YEAR?

年？

>> IT'S 2020.

>> 現在是2020年。

( BLEEP ) IT.

（BLEEP）它。

>> MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL, WEAR A DAMN MASK!

>> 祝大家聖誕快樂，也祝大家戴上該死的面具！

>> AND STAY HO-HO-HOME.

>>並留在HO -HO -HOME。

♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TRAIN OH, CHRISTMAS TRAIN

哦，聖誕火車 哦，聖誕火車。

♪ HOW LOVELY ARE THY AMTRAK.

多麼可愛的AMTRAK。

"OH, CHRISTMAS TRAIN OH, CHRISTMAS TRAIN.

"哦，聖誕火車 哦，聖誕火車。

♪ HOW YOU SAVED SANTA'S BIG SACK.

你如何拯救聖誕老人的大袋子。