Name: "Twas The Coup Before Christmas" A Late Show Animated Holiday Classic. ("Twas The Coup Before Christmas" A Late Show Animated Holiday Classic)
Uploaded: 2020-12-19T18:30:37.000Z
Duration: 7 min 44 s

AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR, SUSIE?

你今年想要什麼聖誕禮物，蘇西？

WELL, OF COURSE CHRISTMAS ISN'T CANCELLED.

好了，當然，聖誕節是不會取消的。

A LITTLE PLAGUE NEVER STOPPED OLE ST. NICK.

小小的PLAGUE從來沒有停止過老聖。我的意思是...

>> YOU REALLY GO ALL THE WAY UP THE CHIMNEY, HUH?

>> 你真的一路走到了煙囪上，是吧？

( 火車汽笛聲 ) >> 嘿，聖誕老人!

♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TRAIN OH, CHRISTMAS TRAIN

♪  BA DA BA DA DAAA CHRISTMAS TRAIN ♪

HOW DID YOU TAKE THE MAGIC CHRISTMAS CHOO-CHOO TRAIN?

你是怎麼坐上神奇的聖誕火車的？

IT ONLY BOARDS IN CHILDREN'S IMAGINATIONS.

它只是在兒童的想象中的板塊。

>> 我得到了所有的時間表，傑克。

>> I CAME TO HERE TO TELL YOU WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.

>> 我來這裡是想告訴你我想要的聖誕禮物。

>> A ROOMBA, SOME ICE CREAM, AND A WAY TO BRING ALL AMERICANS

>> A ROOMBA, SOME ICE CREAM, AND A WAY TO BRINING ALL AMERICAN.

THE HOLY SACK OF CLAUS, HANDED DOWN TO US ON MT. NOG BY THE

神聖的一袋克萊斯，交給我們的山。諾格山上交給我們的

FOR MILLENNIA, IT HAS DELIVERED TO MANKIND WHAT HE MOST DESIRES.

對米倫尼亞來說，它已經給人類帶來了他最想要的東西。

THIS YEAR, MOSTLY BOOZE AND PLAYSTATION 5.

>> IF YOUR CHRISTMAS WISH IS TO UNITE THE COUNTRY, PEEK INSIDE,

>> 如果你的聖誕願望是團結全國，請看內頁。

HOW'S THAT GOING TO BRING AMERICANS TOGETHER?

我們會用健康的方式來幫助我們！

WE'RE HERE AT THE FOUR SEASONS BRAZILIAN BODY WAX AND EMBALMING

我們在這裡的四個季節巴西的身體蠟和鴯鶓。

EMPORIUM WHERE THE PRESIDENT'S LAWYERS HAVE CALLED AN EMERGENCY

主席的律師已經召開緊急會議的大院。

I'LL MAKE THIS QUICK, BECAUSE THE EMBALMING FUMES ARE MAKING

我很快就會完成這個任務的，因為那些安眠煙氣讓我...

A MR. BUMBLE HAS SENT PHOTOS FROM THE NORTH POLE WITH

布布爾先生從北極發來了照片布布爾從北極發來了照片，並附上了。

EVIDENCE OF TRILLIONS OF BALLOTS FOR TRUMP HIDDEN IN SANTA'S BIG

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DEMAND ACCESS TO THE SACK!

>> WELL, IF RUDY'S IN CHARGE, LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE NOTHING FEAR

>> 好吧，如果魯迪當家，看來我們沒什麼好怕的了。

>> WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE MITCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS.

>> 好吧，如果不是米奇偷了聖誕節。

>> 從我冰冷的，死去的米騰斯！

拜託，米奇，你會毀了聖誕節的

>> 以及我們團結美國的最後希望。

MR. PRESIDENT, THE PARTRIDGE IS IN THE PEAR TREE.

主席，PARTRIDGE在梨樹上。主席，帕特里奇在梨樹上。

我們已經討論過了，先生。主席：

THE REAL SACK HAS ALWAYS BEEN RIGHT HERE.

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