>> James: OKAY, NOW I'M NOT SURE IF YOU SAW THIS BUT EARLIER

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，現在我不知道你是否看到了這一點，但早些時候。

THIS YEAR THE INTERNET WENT WILD OVER INCREDIBLE CAKES THAT LOOK

今年，互聯網上瘋狂地出現了令人難以置信的蛋糕，看起來像

EXACTLY LIKE INANIMATE OBJECT.

完全像無生命的物體。

THEY ARE REALLY QUITE AMAZING.

他們真的是相當驚人的。

TAKE A LOOK AT THE SORT OF THING WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

看看我們說的那種東西。

>> James: WHAT!

>> 詹姆斯。什麼！

WHAT!

什麼！

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY。

>> James: OKAY CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS, REG.

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，你能相信這一點，REG。

>> Reggie: NO.

>> 雷吉：不。

>> James: NO OTHER LATE NIGHT SHOW HAS THE BALLS TO TAKE ON

>> 詹姆斯：沒有其他深夜節目有膽量來承擔。

THIS SORT OF THING.

這種事情。

NOW ON THIS SCREEN WE HAVE SIX "LATE, LATE SHOW" STAFFERS,

現在在這個螢幕上，我們有六個 "遲到，遲到的節目 "的工作人員。

OKAY.

好的。

SOME OF THEM HAVE CAKES THAT LOOK LIKE EVERY DAY OBJECTS.

其中一些有蛋糕，看起來像每天的對象。

OTHERS HAVE REAL HONEST TO GOODNESS EVERY DAY OBJECTS.

別人都有真正的誠心誠意的每天的目標。

TOGETHER YOU AND I WILL ATTEMPT TO IDENTIFY WHICH ARE REAL AND

你和我將一起嘗試辨別哪些是真實的，哪些是虛幻的

WHICH ARE CAKES, OKAY.

這些都是蛋糕，好吧。

I'M SURE YOU ARE SICK TO DEATH BY NOW OF PLAYING THIS GAME ON

我敢肯定，你現在一定已經厭倦了玩這個遊戲了。

EVERY OTHER SHOW.

每一個其他的節目。

>> NO, I LIKE STUPID GAMES.

>> 不，我喜歡愚蠢的遊戲。

>> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S DIG IN.

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，讓我們深入。

HERE WE GO, WE'VE GOT DINAH.

在這裡，我們去，我們已經得到了DINAH。

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT RIGHT THERE?

你有什麼東西在那裡？

>> I HAVE A LITTLE PINK CHRISTMAS TREE.

>> 我有一個小粉紅色的聖誕樹。

>> CAN YOU TOUCH IT.

>> 你能摸到它嗎。

>> CAN I TOUCH IT A LITTLE BIT.

>> 我可以碰它一點點。

>> James: CAN YOU TOUCH THE CAKE.

>> 詹姆斯。你可以觸摸蛋糕。

>> GO TO THE PINK PART OF IT.

>> 去粉紅色的部分。

>> James: OH GAL.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，GAL。

>> SHE'S BEING VERY CAREFUL, THAT IS WHY I SUSPECT IT IS THE

>> 她很小心，這就是為什麼我懷疑它是一個。

CAKE.

蛋糕。

>> James: YOU ARE THINKING IT IS CAKE.

>> 詹姆斯。你在想這是蛋糕。

>> I WONDER IF IT IS A CAKE OR A CANDLE.

>> 我想知道它是蛋糕還是蠟燭。

>> James: IT COULD BE A CANDLE.

>> 詹姆斯。它可能是一個蠟燭。

>> I THINK IT IS REAL, IT'S NOT A CAKE.

>> 我想這是真的，這不是一個蛋糕。

>> James: GAL IS SAYING REAL, I THINK IT'S A CAKE, LET'S FIND

>> 詹姆斯：蓋爾說，真正的，我認為這是一個蛋糕，讓我們來看看。

OUT.

出。

DIANA, SLICE INTO IT.

戴安娜，切入它。

>> IT'S REAL, IT'S NOT A CAKE.

>> 這是真實的，它不是一個蛋糕。

>> YAYY.

>> YAYY。

>> James: IT WAS REAL.

>> 詹姆斯。它是真實的。

Thank you so much, Diana.

非常感謝你，戴安娜。

LET'S NOW GO TO WINNIE, WINNIE WHAT IS YOUR ITEM THERE AND HAVE

讓我們去WINNIE，WINNIE什麼是你的項目在那裡，有。

YOU FOUND THE MOST DE PRESESSING CORNER OF THE LATE LATE-- DE

你找到了已故... ...的最有壓力的角落。

PRESSING CORNER OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," WINNIE LOOKS LIKE

壓角的 "遲來的，遲來的節目"，WINNIE看起來像

SHE'S IN WITNESS PROTECTION OR SOMETHING.

她在保護證人或什麼的。

OKAY.

好的。

WINNIE, HAS A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER.

WINNIE，有一卷紙巾。

GAL, WHAT IS YOUR FIRST THOUGHT.

女孩，你的第一個想法是什麼。

>> I THINK IT'S A CAKE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT HAS THE

>> 我認為這是一個蛋糕，因為它似乎沒有像它的

TEXTURE OF A PROPER TOILET PAPER.

適當的紙巾的質地。

>> YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> 你是對的。

I AGREE.

我同意。

I THINK THIS IS 100% A CAKE.

我認為這是100％的蛋糕。

>> WE THINK IT'S A CAKE, LET'S FIND OUT.

>> 我們認為這是一個蛋糕，讓我們來看看。

WINNIE, IS IT CAKE OR REAL?

WINNIE，是蛋糕還是真的？

>> YES, IT'S A CAKE.

>> 是的，這是一個蛋糕。

>> James: IT'S A CAKE.

>> 詹姆斯。這是一個蛋糕。

THERE IT IS.

在那裡，它是。

>> WOW.

>> WOW。

>> James: OKAY.

>> 詹姆斯。好的。

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO TO NATE, NATE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

好吧，讓我們去內特，內特，你怎麼做？

HOW ARE YOU, NATE.

你怎麼樣，內特。

>> GREAT.

>> 太好了。

>> James: YEAH?

>> 詹姆斯。YEAH？

TALK US THROUGH HOW YOU'RE FEELING, NATE, JUST GENERALLY IN

告訴我們你的感受，內特，只是一般情況下。

LIFE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

生活，你過得怎麼樣？

>> YOU KNOW, I HAVE GOT A CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT ON A PLATE IN

>> 你知道嗎，我有一個聖誕飾品在盤子上。

FRONT OF ME.

在我面前。

AND FEELING OKAY.

和感覺還好。

>> Reggie: POOR NATE.

>> 可憐的內特。

>> James: GAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK, DO YOU THINK THIS IS REAL

>> 詹姆斯。蓋爾，你怎麼想，你認為這是真的嗎？

OR A CAKE.

或蛋糕。

>> NO, I THINK IT'S AN ORNAMENT, I THINK IT'S REAL.

>> 不，我認為這是一個名字， 我認為這是真實的。

>> James: THAT WOULD BE QUITE AN EASY THING TO MAKE INTO A

>> 詹姆斯。這將是相當容易的事情，使之成為一個。

CAKE THOUGH.

CAKE THOUGH。

>> CAN YOU TOUCH IT AND GIVE IT A-- .

>> 你能不能摸摸它，給它一個 -- 。

>> NO, NO, YOU CAN'T TOUCH IT.

>> 不，不，你不能碰它。

I WANT TO SEE HOW IT MOVES.

我想看看它是如何移動的。

>> James: DID YOU EVER IMAGINE IN YOUR LIFE THAT WONDER WOMAN

>> 詹姆斯。你有沒有想過在你的生活中， 神奇女俠。

WOULD BE TELLING YOU THAT JUST TOUCH IT AND MOVE IT.

我會告訴你，只要觸摸它和移動它。

>> GIVE IT A PUSH.

>> 給它一個推力。

>> James: GIVE IT A PUSH.

>> 詹姆斯。給它一個推動。

>> IMAGINED, YES.

>> 想象中的，是的。

EXPECTED, NO.

預期的，不。

>> James: ALL RIGHT, SO GAL, GAL WHAT DO YOU THINK.

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，所以GAL，GAL你怎麼看。

IS IT REAL OR IS IT-- IS IT REAL OR CAKE.

它是真實的或它 - 是真實的或蛋糕。

>> IT'S REAL.

>> 它是真實的。

>> James: GAL IS GOING REAL, I'M GOING REAL.

>> 詹姆斯。蓋爾是去真實的，我去真實的。

>> HE WOULD NEVER LIE TO ME.

>> 他永遠不會對我撒謊。

>> James: NATE, LET'S FIND OUT.

>> 詹姆斯內特，讓我們來看看。

>> I'M SO SORRY.

>> 我很抱歉。

>> YOU LIED TO ME.

>> 你騙了我。

>> James: IT'S A CAKE.

>> 詹姆斯。這是一個蛋糕。

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

OKAY.

好的。

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

謝謝你這麼多。

>> THEY MADE ME DO IT.

>> 他們讓我做的。

>> James: NEGOTIATION UP LET'S GO TO MELVIN.

>> 詹姆斯。我們去找梅爾文。

MELVIN, NOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT THAT IS A REAL

梅爾文，現在我們要相信那是真的嗎？

TURTLE.

TURTLE：

>> THAT IS A REAL TURTLE, HE IS 110 YEARS OLD, TOTALLY REAL.

>> 這是一個真正的TURTLE，他是110歲，完全真實的。

WHAT IS YOUR THOUGHTS.

你的想法是什麼。

>> James: I REAL OR.

>> 詹姆斯。我是真實的還是。

>> I THINK IT'S REAL.

>> 我想這是真的。

NOW I'M LOSING MY CONFIDENCE BUT I THINK THIS IS IS REAL.

現在，我失去了我的信心，但我認為這是真實的。

>> James: HANG ON, YOU THINK IT IS A REALTOR TOYS?

>> James: HANG ON, you think it is a real toy?

>> NO, NOT A REALTOR TOYS BUT I THINK IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, A

>> 不，不是一個房地產經紀人的玩具，但我認為這就像，你知道的，一個

SMALL STATUTE PEOPLE PUT IN THEIR GARDEN.

小規範的人放在自己的花園裡。

>> James: YES, I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT.

>> 詹姆斯。是的，我想你是對的。

I THINK IT IS A STATUE.

我想這是一座雕像。

I DON'T THINK THAT IS A CAKE.

我不認為這是一個蛋糕。

MELVIN, LET'S FIND OUT.

梅爾文，讓我們來看看。

IS IT REAL OR IS IT A CAKE?

是真的還是蛋糕？

>> LET'S FIND OUT.

>> 讓我們來看看。

IT'S REAL.

這是真實的。

>> James: THERE WE GO.

>> 詹姆斯。我們走吧。

ALL RIGHT.

好吧。

THANK YOU MELVIN.

謝謝你梅爾文。

LET'S MOVE ON TO GREG.

讓我們移動到GREG。

GREG.

GREG：

>> HELLO.

>> HELLO。

>> James: NOW THIS IS WEIRD, TALK US THROUGH THIS, WHAT HAVE

>> 詹姆斯。現在，這是奇怪的，告訴我們通過這個，什麼都有

WE GOT HERE.

我們到了這裡。

>> IT'S A SLICE OF BRIE CHEESE.

>> 這是一片BRIE奶酪。

SO KIND OF THE SAISM SHAPE AS CAKE BUT CHEESE.

所以有點像蛋糕的形狀，但奶酪。

>> WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT TO DO THAT.

>> 為什麼有人要這樣做。

I JUST THINK-- I JUST THINK-- IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A REAL BRIE

我只是覺得... 我只是覺得... 它看起來不像一個真正的BRIE。

CHEESE EITHER.

奶酪兩者。

I THOUGHT IT WAS A SQUISHY, YOU KNOW THE SQUISHY.

我還以為是小雞雞，你知道小雞雞的。

>> James: I KNOW THE SQUISHIES.

>> 詹姆斯。我知道SQUISHIES。

>> THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT.

>> 這就是我的想法。

>> James: I DO, I HAVE.

>> 詹姆斯。我有，我有。

>> I ACTUAL.

>> 我實際。

>> James: I THINK THIS IS A DOUBLE BLUFF AND I THINK IT'S

>> 詹姆斯。我想這是一個雙重的BUFF，我想這是。

CHEESE.

奶酪。

>> SO I'M GOING TO FOLLOW YOUR LEAD.

>> 所以我要跟著你的步伐走。

>> James: WE THINK IT'S REAL.

>> 詹姆斯。我們認為這是真實的。

GREG, IS IT REAL OR IS IT CAKE.

格雷格，是真的還是蛋糕？

>> NO, IT'S A CAKE, IT'S A CAKE T DOESN'T LOOK LUKE A BRIE.

>> 不，這是一個蛋糕，這是一個蛋糕T不 LOOK LUKE A BRIE。

>> James: SHE CHANGE TO CAKE.

>> 詹姆斯。她改變了蛋糕。

>> IT IS REAL.

>> 它是真實的。

>> OH [BLEEP] >> James: LOOK AT THAT.

>> 哦，詹姆斯。看看那個。

I KNEW IT, I FELT IT I FELT IT.

我知道它，我覺得它。

I WILL MESS AROUND WITH A LOT OF THINGS.

我會處理很多事情。

I WON'T MESS AROUND WHEN IT COMES TO CHEESE OR CAKE.

我不會亂來，當它涉及到奶酪或蛋糕。

LET'S MOVE FINALLY TO ROSIE.

讓我們最後移動到ROSIE。

ALL RIGHT, NOW WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE, ROSIE, WHAT IS THIS?

好了，現在我們得到了什麼，羅西，這是什麼？

>> STO I HAVE A HEAD OF GARLIC HERE, MANY, MANY GLOVES.

>> STO，我有一個頭的大蒜在這裡，很多，很多的手套。

>> I THINK IT'S TOO BIG FOR GARLIC, I THINK IT'S A CAKE.

>> 我覺得這對蒜頭來說太大了，我覺得這是一個蛋糕。

>> I THINK IT A HUNDRED PERCENT A CAKE.

>> 我想它是百分之一百的蛋糕。

I BELIEVE THAT TO BE A CAKE, AND I AM I'M WRONG I WILL DEAL WITH

我相信這是一個蛋糕，我是我錯了，我會處理的

IT ROSIE, WE BELIEVE THIS IS A CAKE, LET'S FIND OUT.

它羅西，我們相信這是一個蛋糕， 讓我們來看看。

>> IT IS A CAKE.

>> 它是一個蛋糕。

>> James: IT'S A CAKE.

>> 詹姆斯。這是一個蛋糕。

AND THAT WAS REAL OR CAKE.

而這是真實的或蛋糕。

BOUND TO BE SPUN OFF INTO ITS OWN SERIES, I IMAGINE.

我想，一定會被分拆成自己的系列。