"RETURN TO NEW ZEALAND: A MAGICAL LAND WHERE HUGS STILL

"回到紐西蘭：一個神奇的土地，在那裡歡呼聲仍然存在。

HAPPEN."

發生。"

FOLKS, THERE IS NO DENYING THE SHEER BEAUTY OF NEW ZEALAND'S

夥計們，沒有人可以否認紐西蘭的純美。

NATURAL LANDSCAPE.

自然景觀。

DURING MY VISIT, I GOT TO EXPERIENCE NEARLY EVERY

在我的訪問中，我幾乎體驗到了所有的東西。

GEOLOGICAL FEATURE ON THE PLANET-- RUGGED MOUNTAINS AND

GRASSY HIGHLANDS; BEAUTIFUL LAKES AND OCEAN SHORELINES; AND

草地高原；美麗的湖泊和海洋海岸線；以及。

EVEN STUNNING, PRISTINE GLACIERS.

甚至是驚人的，純淨的眼罩。

BUT THE ONLY THING THAT STRUCK ME MORE THAN THE MAGNIFICENT

但唯一讓我印象深刻的是，比神奇的

BEAUTY OF THE COUNTRY WAS THE GRACIOUSNESS OF THE PEOPLE.

國家的美麗是人民的善良。

THE KIWIS I MET WERE NOT ONLY WARM AND WELCOMING.

我遇到的KIWIS人不僅熱情好客，而且還很有禮貌。

THEY WERE ALSO FUN-LOVING AND CREATIVE, STRONG AND TALENTED.

他們也很有趣，很有創造力，很強壯，很有天賦。

AND, OF COURSE, THOUGHTFUL AND DECISIVE.

而且，當然，深思熟慮和決定性的。

THERE WERE TIMES DURING MY VISIT THAT I HAD TO REMIND MYSELF OF

在我的訪問中，有幾次我不得不提醒自己

MY GOOD FORTUNE.

我的好運氣。

IN FACT, THERE WAS ONE MOMENT, WHEN I WAS STANDING ON THE PEAK

事實上，有一個時刻，當我站在山頂上的時候。

OF AN 8,000-FOT MOUNTAIN, LOOKING OUT AT THE LANDSCAPE

在8000英尺高的山峰上，眺望風景。

AND, ADMITTEDLY, HAVING JUST DONE THREE SHOTS OF BOURBON--

而且，誠然，剛剛做了三杯波旁威士忌... ...

IT'S A LONG STORY ABOUT HOW MUCH I LIKE BOURBON-- THAT I FOUND

說來話長，我有多喜歡波旁，我發現了

MYSELF SO OVERWHELMED WITH GRATITUDE THAT I WISHED I COULD

我非常感激，我希望我也能這樣做

SHARE IT WITH AN OLD FRIEND.

與老友分享。

JUST IN CASE WE INVENT TIME MACHINES I WANT THIS MESSAGE TO

以防萬一我們發明了時間機器，我希望這條資訊能夠

BE SENT IN A CAPSULE BACK TO MYSELF WHEN I WAS 29 AND HAVING

被寄在一個膠囊中，回到我29歲時的自己，並有了。

A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN ABOUT CHOOSING TO BE A PERFORMER FOR A

緊張的分解選擇成為一個表演者的原因

LINK.

鏈接：

YOU DIDN'T MAKE A MISTAKE NOT GOING TO LAW SCHOOL.

你沒有犯錯誤，沒有去法律學校。

IT'S ALL GOING TO WORK OUT.

一切都會好起來的。

YOU'RE GOING TO DO THINGS WITH YOUR FRIENDS, LIKE GO TO NEW

你要和你的朋友們一起去做一些事情，比如去新的地方。

ZEALAND AND DO THIS, OKAY.

ZEALAND和這樣做，好嗎。

DON'T FREAK OUT.

不要嚇壞了。

GET OFF THE COUCH.

離開教練席。

YOUR SKIN'S NOT ON FIRE.

你的皮膚沒有著火。

THE XANAX WASN'T WORKING, BY THE WAY.

XANAX沒有工作，由方式。

TRUE STORY.

真實的故事。

( LAUGHING ) THANKS, STEPHEN.

謝謝你，史蒂芬。

IF I COULD SEND A MESSAGE BACK TO THAT SLIGHTLY YOUNGER VERSION

如果我能給那個略顯稚嫩的版本發個簡訊的話

OF ME FROM THE END OF 2019, I'D SAY, "DON'T LEAVE NEW ZEALAND.

從2019年底的我，我會說："不要離開紐西蘭。

THEY FIGURE OW OUT HOW TO CONTAIN THIS THING THAT WILL

他們想出瞭如何控制這個東西，將。

START SPREADING AROUND THE WORLD IN ABOUT A MONTH.

在大約一個月內開始向全世界傳播。

I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND THIS SOUNDS

我知道你不知道我在說什麼，這聽起來...

CRAZY, BUT BELIEVE ME, BUY TOILET PAPER.

瘋了，但相信我，買紙巾。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

我們馬上回來。

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