we've been using our editing capacity to make dubs and regular how it should have endeds.

我們一直在用我們的編輯能力來製作配音，並定期它應該如何結束。

So we haven't always been able to squeeze our reviews into the schedule

所以，我們並不總是能夠在日程表上擠出我們的評論。

but since its Risse of Skywalker time

但既然是天行者時代的瑞絲

and because Star Wars is precious to me

因為 "星球大戰 "對我來說很珍貴

I thought this would be the best time to make a return to the reviews

我想這將是迴歸評論的最佳時機。

So what do you say?

那你怎麼說？

You wanna talk some Star Wars?

你想談談星球大戰嗎？

Then lets get to it.

那我們就開始吧。

Maclunkey.

Maclunkey.

Episode 9! The Rise of Skywalker

第9集!天行者的崛起

Weather you like it or not the official end of the historic Skywalker saga is here...

不管你喜不喜歡，歷史性的天行者傳奇正式結束了... ...

and ready to collect all of your fandom monies.

並準備好收取你所有的影迷錢財。

Why is this the end of the Skywalker Saga?

為什麼天行者傳奇就這樣結束了？

when the title is all about the RISE of Skywalker

當標題都是關於天行者崛起的時候

well that drifts into spoiler territory but I think ultimately it's because

好吧，這漂移到擾亂領域，但我認為最終它是由於。

Disney has to cut ties to the legacy if they ever want fans to change what they

迪斯尼必須切斷與傳統的聯繫 如果他們想讓粉絲們改變他們的東西

expect out of these movies which is a really weird way to have to handle a

期待這些電影，這是一個非常奇怪的方式，必須處理一個

franchise if you think about it but don't worry I'm sure all the fans will

如果你考慮到這一點，特許經營權，但不要擔心，我相信所有的球迷會。

be absolutely supportive with whatever they do I'm sure we'll all embrace the

無論他們做什麼，都會得到絕對的支持，我相信我們都會接受。

new changes and not hold anything to any certain standards

新變，不拘一格

Maclunkey!

Maclunkey!

Okay I'll try not to make any more maclunky jokes

好吧，我儘量不要再開什麼馬格隆基的玩笑了。

but I make no promises

但我不保證

okay back to the review non-spoiler thoughts rise of Skywalker

好了，回到評論非劇透的思路，天行者的崛起。

Director JJ Abrams has returned with writer Chris Terrio who has known for

導演JJ-艾布拉姆斯帶著聞名於世的編劇克里斯-泰里奧迴歸了。

universally beloved films such as Batman V Superman and Justice League

蝙蝠俠大戰超人》、《正義聯盟》等膾炙人口的電影。

and soon-to-be Justice League 2 apparently...

和即將到來的《正義聯盟2》顯然...

to deliver an epic crowd-pleasing Return of the Jedi finale...

為觀眾帶來一場史詩級的《絕地歸來》大結局... ...

with loads and loads of cameos and loads

與負載和負載的客串和負載

and loads of nostalgia

鄉愁

It is a very f ast-moving adventure designed to wrap

這是一次非常動人的冒險，目的是為了讓我們的生活更加豐富多彩。

things up with one last hurrah circling around Rey and Kylo Ren's destiny.

圍繞著雷伊和凱洛-倫的命運，最後一次歡呼。

If you hated the last Jedi this film offers reasons to feel things are being course corrected.

如果你討厭上一部《絕地武士》，這部電影提供了讓你覺得事情正在被糾正的理由。

and if you loved the last Jedi this film doesn't really go too far out

如果你喜歡上一部《絕地武士》 這部電影就不會走得太遠。

of its way to be a total retcon either.

的方式是一個總的retcon要麼。

Did I love it?

我喜歡嗎？

not on the first viewing

初看不順

it took letting it sink in and watching it again to feel comfortable with the story.

它採取了讓它沉浸在和再次觀看它感到舒服的故事。

It's not exactly the home run I would have wanted to experience but I

這不是我想經歷的全壘打，但我...

wouldn't call it the worst Star Wars Episode either.

也不會把它稱為最差的星戰劇集。

it felt just like another

感覺就像另一個

Return of the Jedi and considering each one of these new trilogy films has

絕地歸來》，考慮到這些新三部曲的每一部電影都有

copied the template of the original trilogy it's not that surprising

照搬原版三部曲的模板也就不足為奇了。

There were a few pacing issues that made the story feel really rushed

有一些節奏上的問題，讓故事感覺真的很倉促。

but if you are cool with the current state of the StarWars setting then you probably will enjoy this movie.

但如果你對《星際大戰》的設定現狀感到冷靜，那麼你可能會喜歡這部電影。

If you were hoping things were gonna go back to the way they were...

如果你希望一切都能回到從前... ...

There's not much I can do for you

我也幫不了你什麼忙了

I don't think i even need to say go check it out

我想我甚至不需要說去看看它。

I mean everyone expects this movie to be a billionaire in a

我的意思是，每個人都期望這部電影是一個億萬富翁在一個。

matter of days so it's a safe bet you've already seen it

日子久了，想必你已經見識過了。

so let's just jump into spoilers shall we

所以，讓我們只是跳到破壞者，我們可以

I can't believe C-3PO and Maz Kanata moved in together after Threepio did that whole

我不敢相信C-3PO和Maz Kanata在Threepio做了那件事後搬到了一起。

I'm taking one last look at my friends

我最後再看一眼我的朋友們。

I'm just kidding that didn't happen but

我只是開玩笑，沒有發生，但

spoilers from here on out people!

破壞者從這裡開始的人！

For starters it's very obvious this movie is overpopulated

首先，很明顯，這部電影人滿為患。

there were a lot of moments where I just felt like JJ was letting his friends have single-line

有很多時候，我只是覺得JJ是讓他的朋友們有單線

cameos and that got a little overboard

矯枉過正

we need to get that object from this planet!

我們需要把那個東西從這個星球上弄走！

we need to go blow up that thing where's

我們需要去炸掉那個東西，哪裡是什麼？

Where's Leia going?

莉婭要去哪裡？

she's trying to save her son the only way she knows how.

她只想用她知道的方式來救她的兒子。

I get the need for exposition but this time really bothered me

我知道有必要說明，但這次真的讓我很困擾

because it was a lot of exposition

因為它是一個很大的論述

I said before I think the pacing was way too fast.

我之前說過，我覺得節奏太快了。

this felt like two movies in one

這感覺就像兩部電影在一個

I think introducing the Emperor again this late in the trilogy was a mistake

我覺得三部曲這麼晚再介紹皇帝是個錯誤的選擇

it just brought up so many questions like..

它只是帶來了這麼多的問題，如：

I get the feeling if you want those answers you're gonna have to watch Mandalorian for a few years.

我覺得如果你想知道這些答案 你得看幾年《曼陀羅尼亞》了。

but who was bringing him back they showed this lab with Snoke torsos in a

但誰把他帶回來了 他們給這個實驗室看了斯諾克的軀幹，在一個實驗室裡

jar and I'm just like we get a little more info no he just has a mad scientist

罐子，我只是想我們得到更多的資訊 沒有，他只是有一個瘋狂的科學家。

clone lair still? Did someone scrape his body off the floor before the Death Star

克隆人的老巢還在嗎？有人在死星之前把他的屍體從地上刮下來了嗎？

exploded? Why does he even need a body if his essence can just exist?

爆炸了？如果他的本體可以直接存在，為什麼還要有身體？

Doesn't matter. Palps is back and already has like a hundred Star Destroyers fully

無所謂了帕爾普斯回來了，而且已經有一百多艘星際驅逐艦了。

staffed with a crew and new suits and soldiers. Don't ask where they came from

配備了工作人員和新的西裝和阿兵哥。不要問他們從哪裡來

he's always got multiple logs in the fire don't question it nobody knew about

他總是有多個木頭在火中，不要懷疑，沒有人知道的

it. It was all a big secret! Raising secret armies was apparently way

它。這都是一個大祕密！組建祕密軍隊顯然是

easier long ago in a galaxy far far away all that matters is he's evil and he's

很久以前，在一個遙遠的星系裡，所有的問題是他是邪惡的，他是...

back so we gotta blow him up

所以我們要把他炸死

and I gotta say

我得說

I just kind of over the Emperor and

我只是一種在皇帝和

his obsession of sitting a dark room knowing he's in charge of all of these

他痴迷於坐在一個黑暗的房間 知道他負責所有的這些

systems and planets that he has no intention of ever using for anything

他不打算用在任何事情上的系統和行星上

whatsoever it's like get a hobby. Get robot legs and arms if you're so

不管是什麼，就像得到一個愛好。如果你願意的話，就去買個機器人的腿和胳膊吧

feeble I mean there's there's other ways to enjoy life

軟弱無力 我的意思是還有其他的方式來享受生活。

my hobby is training apprentices

我的愛好是培訓學徒

go outside!

出去

NO!

不！

whatever if that's what you like.

不管是什麼，如果這是你喜歡的。

If it were me I would have probably made Snoke

如果是我，我可能會讓斯諾克...

like a count dooku type character and introduced that the emperor lives all

就像一個數獨式的人物，並介紹說，皇帝的生活所有

the way back in the force awakens.

在原力覺醒的路上。

I think that is why the Emperor feels like

我想這就是為什麼皇帝感覺像

he just magically back out of nowhere in this film.

他只是神奇地回來了 在這部電影中無處。

Rey and Ben are the soul of this movie

雷伊和本是這部電影的靈魂

to me without their story arc this

對我來說，沒有他們的故事弧線，這

trilogy is just one big video game campaign. Poor Finn and Poe are really

三部曲就是一個大的電子遊戲活動。可憐的芬恩和波爾真的是

getting ripped off on their journey I like them just fine but their stories

我很喜歡他們，但他們的故事...

just don't compare it to Rey and Ben.

只是不要和雷伊和本相比。

although I think Finn is gonna surprise

雖然我覺得費恩會給你驚喜

us one day with some force ability I mean that whole "I never told you" I think

有一天，我們有了某種武力能力 我是說，我從來沒有告訴過你，我想。

it's meant to sound like to say he loves her but I think really he's feeling the force.

這聽起來像是在說他愛她，但我覺得他真的是在感受力量。

There is a moment where he senses Rey when she falls anyway

反正雷伊摔倒的時候，他也有感應到的時候

Rey and Ben are cool I really like seeing how their force connection grew

雷伊和本是很酷的，我真的很喜歡看到他們的力量連接如何增長。

from the last Jedi

絕地武士

so Ben is the grandson of Anakin

所以本是阿納金的孫子？

and Rey is the granddaughter of Palpatine

而雷伊是帕爾帕庭的孫女。

making them a force dyad. something we haven't seen before.

讓他們成為力量的對立面，這是我們以前沒見過的。

I thought that was a cool way to connect them and bring the fear of the dark side

我認為這是一個很酷的方式來連接他們，並帶來了黑暗面的恐懼。

to both characters

對兩個角色

it also kind of feels like they're given the Mary Sue label

也有種被貼上瑪麗蘇標籤的感覺

a little more merit

稍有建樹

see she's not a Mary Sue she was just part

她不是瑪麗蘇，她只是其中一員

super villain the whole time. haha! Take that ya grumpies! Can't be upset about

你是個超級大反派，哈哈！ 拿去吧，你們這些暴脾氣的人!不能不高興

it now!

現在

right?

對不對

yeah so yeah Rey's a Palpatine

是的，所以是的，雷伊是一個帕爾帕丁。

which means at some point

也就是說

Palpatine hooked up with someone

帕爾帕庭和某人勾搭上了

which is just kinda weird to think about

這只是有點奇怪的想法

I still say Rey Kenobi sounds so much cooler

我還是覺得雷伊-肯諾比聽起來酷多了。

but in a world where the bad guys

但在這個世界上，壞人

are always more interesting I can see why making rey come from an evil lineage

總是更有趣 我知道為什麼讓雷伊來自邪惡的血統了

was more appropriate

比較合適

This dagger... okay

這把匕首...好的

so the Emperor is hiding out on a secret

隱居

floating pyramid stump thing and apparently the only way to find it is

漂浮的金字塔樹樁的事情，顯然，唯一的方法來找到它是

with this Sith wayfinder I thought the wayfinder thing was believable but this

與這個西斯探路者，我認為探路者的事情是可信的，但這個。

dagger y'all . you need the dagger to find the wayfinder. Look it's a map to the

匕首，你們都需要匕首來尋找路標。看，這是一個地圖，以

wayfinder! Isn't it cool and mysterious?

尋路者！是不是很酷，很神祕？

who the heck made this dagger?

是誰做的這把匕首？

was it someone who knew the shape of the destroyed Death Star?

是知道被摧毀的死星形狀的人嗎？

are we to believe

我們要相信

that the Emperor controlled someone to craft this dagger with the secret

皇上控制人用祕法制作了這把匕首。

in structions and the visual markings to match the shape of the wrecked Death

的結構和視覺標記，以配合失事的 "死亡 "號的形狀。

Star to point someone to a hidden sit way finder

星星指點某人到一個隱蔽的坐道搜索器。

You sound like such a dork right now

你現在聽起來像個傻瓜

Shut up this is important stuff here!

閉嘴，這是很重要的東西！

Why would the Emperor do that why?

皇上為什麼要這麼做為什麼？

Just talk straight to Rey.

直接跟雷伊說吧

Rey I'm voice in your head!

雷伊，我是你腦海中的聲音！

I know how to find your parents!

我知道如何找到你的父母！

Go to Endor! Find the wayfinder!

去恩多！找到路標！

if they did that that would probably make Rey's

如果他們這樣做，可能會使雷伊的

journey a little too much like Elsa following a voice across the ocean but

飄洋過海

hey you guys are the ones obsessed with girls crossing the ocean disney not me

嘿，你們是那些痴迷於女孩穿越海洋迪斯尼不是我。

let's move on.

我們繼續前進。

I knew they were using cut elements from

我知道他們使用的是

previous films and making digital clothes to give Leia solid presence in

前幾部電影，並製作了數碼服裝，讓萊婭在電影中的存在感更加穩固。

this movie so I knew she wasn't gonna be in it very much but I think considering

這部電影，所以我知道她是不是要去 在它非常多，但我認為，考慮到

what they had to work with they handled it really well her exit was way more

他們的工作，他們處理得很好 她的退出方式更多

personal than something like her ship just exploding in the first 10 minutes

比起她的飛船在前10分鐘爆炸這種事，她更有個人魅力。

which is what I expected the film to do you know like John Connor in that

這就是我所期望的電影，你知道，就像約翰-康納在那。

Terminator movie?

終結者電影？

Oh snap!

哦，啪！

He did not just spoil that!

他不只是破壞了這一點!

You get what you deserve Dark Fate!

你得到你應得的黑暗命運！

anyway I thought Leia was great which ties into the other

反正我覺得Leia是偉大的，這關係到其他的。

cameos

客串

I heard in a video before seeing the film that there was going to

在看電影之前，我在一個視頻中聽說，會有。

be a force ghost Han scene and I was like oh they better not that's

是一個力的鬼韓場景，我很喜歡哦，他們最好不要，這是

make me mad. A nd surprisingly I actually loved that scene they smooth it all over

讓我瘋狂。令人驚訝的是，我其實很喜歡那場戲，他們把它全部撫平了。

with kylo Ren just saying that one line you're just a memory and I was like oh

與Kylo Ren只是說一句話 你只是一個記憶，我很喜歡哦

that's okay that's different you think he's just a memory he's not a force

沒關係，那是不同的 你認為他只是一個記憶，他不是一個力量

ghost he's just a memory okay that's alright you guys get a pass plus it

鬼魂他只是個記憶 好吧，沒關係，你們可以通過，加上它

links back to the last encounter they had in the force awakens but instead of

鏈接到最後的遭遇，他們有 在原力覺醒，但不是

a dark way it's like a light way it's really kind of a cool thing it's like

黑暗的方式，它就像一個光明的方式 這真的是一種很酷的事情，它就像

poetry you see they rhyme

詩見其韻

I mean it would have been a lot more emotional if

我的意思是，它會有一個更多的情感，如果

that scene was actually leia force projecting herself to talk to Ben

那一幕其實是莉雅強行投影自己和本說話的場景

instead of Han Solo but they obviously didn't have that footage so even though

而不是漢-索羅，但他們顯然沒有那個鏡頭，所以即使...

I felt like Harrison Ford we're just getting paid to come work for one day I

我覺得自己就像哈里森-福特一樣 我們只是拿錢來工作一天而已

still like that scene. I n fact most of the og cast in this movie feels like

仍然喜歡那個場景。其實這部電影裡的大部分演員感覺就像：

they got hired to only come in for one day

他們受僱於人，只在這裡工作一天

Han talks were like a minute Luke's

韓的談話就像一分鐘盧克的一樣

like here have my lightsaber take my ship see you later

比如說，把我的光劍給你，帶上我的船，回頭見。

even the Emperor was bound to that giant robot umbilical cord thing so his scenes

連皇帝都被那個巨大的機器人臍帶捆住了，所以他的戲份也被捆住了。

felt really basic

感覺真的很基礎

I just picture them all showing up the day of and just

我只是想象他們都出現的一天，只是

reading from cue cards

讀卡

Let the ceremony begin!

儀式開始吧！

Okay that's good now say...

好了，現在說... ...

This will be the end of the jedi!

這將是絕地武士的末日!

This will be the end of the jedi!

這將是絕地武士的末日!

That's great! Now say "Dew it!"

很好！現在說 "露水"！

Lando was the only one who felt like he

蘭多是唯一一個覺得自己...

had more days on set but even still he didn't really do much

他在片場的日子更多，但即使如此，他也沒有做多少事

Which is unfortunate

這是很不幸的

she gave Poe a little more backstory but

她給了阿寶更多的背景故事，但。

it wasn't like oh man I want to see more of her

它不是像哦，男人我想看到更多的她。

She was ok.

她還好。

I like the idea of the former stormtrooper angle I expected that to maybe mean

我喜歡以前暴走族的角度，我以為那也許是指

something more to her and Finn

她和Finn還有其他的事

eh.

誒

I don't care.

我不在乎。

he's like the rebel version of the mouse droid

他就像反叛版的老鼠機器人一樣。

NO!

不！

Get that freaking Wiener slug out of here!

把那個該死的維納鼻涕蟲趕走！

come on

來吧

My favorite was Babu Frik. hands down

我最喜歡的是Babu Frik.手下來。

he's so clueless and innocent

懵懂無知

I don't know why but that

我不知道為什麼，但那

guy really made me laugh

逗得我哈哈大笑

probably because I have two year old the babbles just like him

可能因為我有兩歲的孩子，他的咿咿呀呀就像他一樣。

So he's my favorite new character

所以他是我最喜歡的新角色

I don't

我不知道

my favorite moment

我最喜歡的時刻

I don't really have a favorite moment

我真的沒有最喜歡的時刻

Rey shooting lightning out of her hands was a little shocking

雷伊手中射出的閃電有點令人震驚

(rimshot)

(Rimshot)

but there wasn't like that big huge moment that was like this is why I love

但沒有像大的巨大的時刻 這就是為什麼我愛

Star Wars

星球大戰

I think my favorite moment is supposed to be when you hear all those

我想我最喜歡的時刻應該是當你聽到所有那些

voices from the past films like all of the Jedi talking to Ray and getting her

從過去的電影的聲音 像所有的絕地說話的雷，讓她的

fired up

火力全開

it just didn't hit for me