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  • IT IS OUR FINAL SHOW OF THE YEAR,

    這是我們今年的最後一場演出。

  • GANG, IT IS OUR FINAL SHOW.

    GANG,這是我們的最後一場演出。

  • I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, A FEW OF US HAVE HAD A DRINK.

    我不想撒謊,我們中的一些人喝過酒。

  • YEAH YEAH.

    YEAH YEAH。

  • >> James: AN WHEN I SAY A FEW OF US, I MOSTLY MEAN SUSAN.

    >> 詹姆斯。當我說我們幾個人, 我MOSTLY ME SUSAN。

  • SUSAN IS-- YEAH, SUSAN IS BOOZEIN, SUSAN IS BOOZEIN HONESE

    蘇珊是... 是的,蘇珊是BOOZEIN,蘇珊是BOOZEIN的HONESE

  • LEAST.

    至少:

  • >> IF SHE WASN'T WEARING THAT FACE MASK YOU WOULD BE DRUNK AT

    >> 如果她沒有戴著那張面膜,你就喝多了。

  • HOME JUST FROM THE FUMES.

    剛從FUMES回家。

  • SO THAT'S THE MOOD WE'RE IN.

    所以這就是我們現在的心情。

  • BUT YOU KNOW, THIS IS ALSO A SOMBER DAY.

    但你知道,這也是一個SOMBER DAY。

  • WHAT A SHAME TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO 2020.

    什麼是恥辱告別2020年。

  • (LAUGHTER) I WILL SAY IN THE SPIRIT OF 2020

    (笑)我會在2020年的精神中說...

  • WE'VE DECIDED THAT TONIGHT'S SHOW IS GOING TO BE [BLEEP].

    我們已經決定,今晚的節目將是[嗶]。

  • >> YEAH!

    >> YEAH!

  • BUT THIS IS IT.

    但這是它。

  • WE'RE OFF ON A BREAK FOR A FEW DAYS, ANY PLANS, WHAT ARE YOU

    我們要休息幾天,你有什麼計劃嗎?

  • GOING TO DO.

    去做。

  • >> Reggie: I'M GOING TO GO TO MONTANA.

    >> 我要去蒙大拿了。

  • >> James: MONTANA.

    >> 詹姆斯。蒙大拿州:

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, I WILL VISIT MY MOM.

    >> 雷吉:是的,我會去看望我媽媽。

  • >> James: BEAUTIFUL, LOVELY UP THERE.

    >> 詹姆斯。美麗的,可愛的在那裡。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, IT WILL BE GREAT, HOPEFULLY SNOW.

    >> 雷吉:是的,會很棒的,希望能下雪。

  • I LOVE ALL THAT STUFF, DRIVING IN, IT, I LIKE BLACK ICE.

    我喜歡所有的東西, 開車,它,我喜歡黑冰。

  • >> James: DO YOU.

    >> 詹姆斯。你呢?

  • >> ACTUALLY WEIRDLY I LOVE DRIVING IN DISASTROUS

    >> 其實很奇怪,我喜歡在災難中開車。

  • CONDITIONS.

    條件:

  • >> James: JUST TO LIVE A DAY IN THAT SORT OF HEAD SPACE.

    >> 詹姆斯。只是為了生活一天 在這樣的頭空間。

  • WHAT ABOUT YOU, IAN, WHAT IS THE PLAN?

    你呢,伊安,計劃是什麼?

  • >> I GOT THE NEW XBOX.

    >> 我得到了新的XBOX。

  • OH YEAH.

    哦,是的。

  • >> James: IT ARRIVED.

    >> 詹姆斯。它到達了。

  • >> IT ARRIVED YESTERDAY.

    >> 今天到了。

  • >> James: OKAY.

    >> 詹姆斯。好的。

  • >> GOT THAT HOOKED UP.

    >> 搞定了。

  • NBA SEASON IS COMING BACK AND I'M GOING TO TRY TO REPAIR MY

    NBA賽季即將開始,我將嘗試修復我的。

  • RELATIONSHIP WITH WEED.

    與雜草的關係。

  • >> YES!

    >> 是!

  • >> AND TIME TIME STOPPED WORKING ON ME MADE ME PARANOID, I'M

    >> 和時間時間停止工作在我身上,讓我PARANOID,我。

  • GOING TO GIVE TAY COLLEGE TRY AGAIN.

    要給泰學院再試一次。

  • >> James: IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, WAIT, WHO, WHAT'S

    >> 詹姆斯。如果第一次你沒有成功,等待,誰,什麼是?

  • GOING ON, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

    繼續,一次又一次。

  • ANYONE KNOW WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING IN THE NEWS?

    誰知道新聞裡發生了什麼?

  • (LAUGHTER) DOES ANYONE KNOW?

    (笑)有人知道嗎?

  • DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS?

    有人有什麼想法嗎?

  • NO?

    沒有?

  • ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING IN THE NEWS?

    有人知道新聞裡發生了什麼事嗎?

  • >> I THINK BIDEN WON, I THINK.

    >> 我想比登贏了,我想。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • >> James: WHAT?

    >> 詹姆斯。什麼?

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

    (歡呼聲和掌聲):

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, SURPRISING,-- IT'S BIDEN, YEAH.

    >> 是的,令人驚訝,--是比登,是的。

  • >> James: IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE NEWS I

    >> 詹姆斯。如果你不知道新聞裡發生了什麼,我就會...

  • CAN FILL YOU IN RIGHT NOW.

    現在就可以給你補上。

  • I GOT LOADS.

    我有很多。

  • I HAVE LOADS.

    我有很多。

  • >> Reggie: GO FOR IT.

    >> 雷吉:去吧。

  • >> James: A TON OF NEWS BUT ONLY IF YOU WANT IT, IF NOT,

    >> 詹姆斯。很多新聞,但只有當你想要它,如果不,

  • HAPPY TO IGNORE IT.

    很高興能忽略它。

  • >> Reggie: I'M INTERESTED.

    >> 我很感興趣。

  • >> Reggie: WHY NOT.

    >> 雷吉:為什麼不呢。

  • >> James: THEN ARE YOU IN LUCK BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU THAT VICE

    >> 詹姆斯。那麼你是幸運的,因為我可以告訴你,副的。

  • PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE IS ABOUT TO FIND HIMSELF ON QUITE AN

    米克-彭斯總統將發現自己正處於一個巨大的

  • UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION.

    不舒適的環境。

  • ON JANUARY 6th HE HAS TO APPEAR IN FRONT OF CONGRESS TO

    在1月6日,他必須在國會前出現,以

  • CONFIRM JOE BIDEN'S VICTORY OVERDONE ALD TRUMP.

    證實喬-比登的勝利超過了阿爾德-特朗普。

  • WELL, WORD HAS JUST COME OUT THAT PENCE WILL THEN IMMEDIATELY

    好吧,剛剛有消息說彭斯會馬上... ...

  • TRAVEL TO THE MIDDLE EAST TO AVOID THE WRATH OF TRUMP AND HIS

    前往中東,以避免特朗普和他的憤怒。

  • SUPPORTERS.

    支持者:

  • (LAUGHTER).

    (笑):

  • >> James: YOU KNOW THINGS ARE TURBULENT IN THE WHITE HOUSE

    >> 詹姆斯你知道白宮裡的情況很不穩定。

  • WHEN YOU GO TO THE MIDDLE EAST FOR A BIT OF PEACE AND QUIET.

    當你去中東尋求一點和平與寧靜時。

  • HE IS STOPPING IN BAHRAIN AND ISRAEL.

    他將在巴哈林和以色列停留。

  • HE'S THEN HEADED OFF TO POLAND OS AR MIKE PENCE CALLS THAT, A

    然後他就去了波蘭奧斯陸,麥克-彭斯說,這是個好主意

  • REAL TROPICAL GETAWAY.

    真正的TROPICAL GETAWAY。

  • NOW POLAND USUALLY HAS QUITE A BIT OF SNOW THIS TIME OF YEAR SO

    現在,波蘭每年這個時候通常都會有不少的雪,所以。

  • CHANCES ARE THIS IS WHAT MIKE PENCE WILL LOOK LIKE IN ALL OF

    機會是這是邁克-彭斯在所有中的樣子。

  • HIS PHOTOS.

    他的照片。

  • PEEK SPEAKS OF THE VICE PRESIDENT, PENCE SAID HE WILL BE

    皮克談副總統,彭斯說他將是

  • RECEIVING THE COVID-19 VACCINE INFECTION-- INJECTION TOMORROW

    接受COVID-19疫苗注射--明天注射。

  • LIVE ON TELEVISION.

    在電視上直播。

  • YEAH, I KNOW.

    是的,我知道。

  • THIS IS THE ONE TIME HE WILL ALLOW PENETRATION OUTSIDE OF

    這是他唯一一次允許在境外使用網絡。

  • MARRIAGE.

    婚姻:

  • (LAUGHTER) NOW AS YOU KNOW THE VACCINE HAS

    現在,你知道疫苗已經

  • TO BE KEPT AT SUPER COLD TEMPERATURES SO I'M SURE IT IS

    要保存在超冷的溫度,所以我敢肯定,它是。

  • GOING TO DO JUST FINE INSIDE MIKE PENCE.

    在MIKE PENCE的內部會做得很好的

  • HERE IS MY THINKING ON THIS.

    這是我的想法。

  • IF HE DIDN'T GET THE VIRUS AFTER TEN MONTHS INSIDE THE WHITE

    如果他在白宮裡呆了十個月還沒有感染病毒的話。

  • HOUSE, I DON'T THINK HE SHOULD BE GETTING IT, I THINK HE WILL

    房子,我不認為他應該得到它,我想他會得到的。

  • BE FINE.

    是好的。

  • WE SHOULD BE INJECTING MIKE PENCE INTO EVERYBODY ELSE.

    我們應該把邁克-彭斯注入其他人的體內

  • BUT PENCE WILL PUBLICLY RECEIVE THE VACCINE TO PROMOTE ITS

    但彭斯將公開接受疫苗,以促進其發展。

  • SAFETY AND BUILD CONFIDENCE AMONG THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

    安全和建立美國人民的信心;

  • AND NOTHING PROMOTES CONFIDENCE QUITE LIKE GETTING THE VACCINE

    沒有什麼能比打疫苗更能增強自信了

  • AND THEN IMMEDIATELY FLEEING THE COUNTRY.

    然後立即逃離這個國家。

  • MEANWHILE THE COVID VACCINE CONTINUES TO ROLL OUT THROUGHOUT

    同時,COVID疫苗繼續在全國範圍內推廣。

  • THE UNITED KINGDOM.

    聯合王國:

  • TODAY IT WAS FOR IAN McKELLEN'S TURN, HERE HE IS

    今天輪到IAN McKELLEN了,他在這裡。

  • GETTING HIS FIRST DOSE.

    得到他的第一劑。

  • THIS IS E SLENLT NEWS.

    這是E SLENLT新聞。

  • EXCELLENT NEWSES.

    優秀的新聞。

  • SIR IAN McKELLEN IS THE MOST SEJ NONESSENTIAL WORKER.

    IAN McKELLEN爵士是最SEJ無意義的工作者。

  • ST BEAUTIFUL THAT HE GOT THE VACCINE BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY,

    ST美麗的,他得到了疫苗,但我只想說:

  • CUZ I KNOW HE'S WATCHING, LATCH (LAUGHTER)

    因為我知道他在看,抓緊了

  • >> NEVER MISSES AN EPISODE, DID YOU KNOW THAT, I GET A TEXT AT

    >> 從來沒有錯過任何一集,你知道嗎,我得到一個文本在。

  • THE END OF EVERY SHOW FROM SIR IAN McKELLEN WHO SAYS BEST ONE

    IAN McKELLEN爵士的每場演出結束後,他說:"最好的一場

  • YET.

    是的

  • I DO WANT TO SAY SIR IAN, YOU ARE 81 YEARS OLD T IS THE MIDDLE

    我想說,艾恩先生,你已經81歲了,現在是中年了

  • OF DECEMBER, THAT SCARF WITH A T-SHIRT IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT,

    十二月的時候,那條圍巾和T-shirt是不會被淘汰的。

  • IAN, SIR IAN McKELLAN ENHAD A VACCINE WHERE ARE YOU ON THE

    艾恩,艾恩-麥凱倫先生,艾恩-麥凱倫先生,艾恩-麥凱倫先生,艾恩-麥凱倫先生,艾恩-麥凱倫先生,艾恩-麥凱倫先生。

  • LIST OF IANS TO GET A VACCINE.

    IANS名單,以得到VACCINE。

  • WHICH IAN IS IN FRONT OF YOU.

    其中,伊安是在你面前。

  • >> I GO AFTER McSHANE SO IAN McSHANE AND THEN ME, AND THEN

    >> 我在麥尚之後,所以伊安-麥尚,然後是我,然後是... ...

  • THAT KID FROM YOUNG SHELDON.

    小謝爾頓的那個孩子

  • SZ.

    SZ。

  • >> James: CAN I BE HONEST, I THINK THE NETWORK WOULD DISAGREE

    >> James:我可以說實話嗎,我想網絡會不同意的。

  • WITH THAT.

    與此。

  • SOME GOOD NEWS HERE ON THE VACCINE FRONT HERE IN AMERICA.

    一些好消息在這裡對 疫苗前線這裡在美國。

  • YOU KNOW THAT THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF CONCERN ABOUT A SHORTAGE.

    你知道很多人都在擔心缺貨的問題。

  • WELL MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS JUST DISCOVERED THAT PFIZER'S VACCINE

    醫學專家們剛剛發現,PFIZER的疫苗。

  • VIELS CONTAIN ONE OR TWO MORE DOSES THAN THEY PREVIOUSLY

    疫苗比以前多了一到兩個劑量。

  • THOUGHT.

    思想。

  • LOOK AT THAT.

    看看這個。

  • ON THE LAST NIGHT OF HANUKKAH.

    在哈努卡的最後一夜,

  • THEY HAD THE VIEL TRK LASTED LONGER, IT SAY HANUKKAH MIRACLE.

    他們有VIEL TRK持續更長時間,它說HANUKKAH奇蹟。

  • I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS.

    我不確定這個。

  • I DON'T KNOW THAT WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO RECEIVE A BRAND NEW

    我不知道,當你要收到一個全新的... ...

  • LIFESAVING VACCINE THAT YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR

    拯救生命的疫苗,你真的想看醫生。

  • BEING LIKE, HANG ON A MINUTE.

    是喜歡,掛在一個分鐘。

  • IT SAYS SIX, WE CAN DO SEVEN, I THINK THAT SHOULD DO IT.

    上面寫著6個,我們可以做7個,我想這樣就可以了。

  • >> AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

    >> 我們想給你看這個。

  • A FAMILY IN SCOTLAND HAD A SURPRISING CHRISTMAS EXPERIENCE

    蘇格蘭的一個家庭度過了一個令人驚訝的聖誕體驗。

  • THE OTHER DAY AFTER LEAVING THEIR DOOR OPEN, A HAWK FLEW

    開門的前一天,有一隻鷹飛了過來。

  • INTO THEIR HOME AND PERCHED IN THEIR TREE.

    進入他們的家,在他們的樹上棲息。

  • HERE IT IS HERE.

    在這裡,它是。

  • NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE.

    沒有一個生物在動,連一隻老鼠都沒有。

  • CUZ THERE'S A HAWK IN THE TREE.

    因為樹上有隻鷹。

  • A HAWK LANDED IN THEIR CHRISTMAS TREE, THOUGH THE KIDS IN THE

    一隻鷹落在他們的聖誕樹上,雖然孩子們在聖誕樹上。

  • HOUSE WERE PRETTY UNGRATEFUL.

    House WERE PRETTY UNGRATEFUL。

  • THEY WERE LIKE WELL I ASKED FOR A FALCON.

    他們就像... ...好吧,我問了一隻獵鷹。

  • NOW I JUST CAN'T STOP MANCHING THAT HAWK TALKING WITH A

    現在,我只是不能停止 MANCHING那隻鷹說話的一個。

  • SCOTTISH ACCENT.

    蘇格蘭口音:

  • STOP Y ER WE WALLOWING.

    停止你呃我們打呼嚕。

  • THAT'S THE ONLY THING CAN I SAY IN SCOTTISH BECAUSE I USED TO

    那是我唯一能用蘇格蘭語說的東西,因為我曾經說過。

  • HAVE-- WHEN I WORKED AT THE SUPERMARKET MY BOSS THERE WAS

    我在超級市場工作的時候,我的老闆就在那裡

  • SCOTTISH AND I WOULD WORK ON SATURDAY AND HE WOULD SAY KIDS

    SCOTTISH和我將工作在星期六,他將說孩子們。

  • CAN YOU WATCH-- AND I WOULD SAY YEAH, YEAH, I CAN, OH, I CAN'T,

    你可以看 -- 我會說是的,是的,我可以, 哦,我不能。

  • I'VE GOT TO PRACTICE FOR A SHOW.

    我得去練習表演了。

  • AND HE [BLEEP] DO THAT, PLEASE.

    和他[BLEEP]做到這一點,請。

  • DON'T [BLEEP] DO THAT, GET ME YOU-- YOU KNOW, WHAT ELSE HE DID

    別這樣,幫我找你... 你知道,他做了什麼嗎?

  • TO ME, ONE OF MAY JOBS WAS I HAD TO CLEAN THE FREEZER WITH THIS

    對我來說,我的工作之一是我必須用這個來清洗冰櫃。

  • WIRE BRUSH ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON, I WOULD JUST HAVE TO

    在一個週六的下午,我必須要刷線。

  • CLEAN.

    清潔。

  • AND THERE WOULD BE LIKE HALF AND LAMB AND LIKE, JUST MEAT,

    而且會有像半邊羊肉和羊肉一樣,只是肉。

  • DISGUSTING.

    噁心。

  • AND THE DOOR IF YOU SHUT THE DOOR IT HAD A GLOW IN THE DARK

    還有那扇門,如果你關上它,它就會在黑暗中閃亮。

  • HANDLE THAT YOU WOULD PUSH TO OPEN AND SET, THIS FREEZER WAS

    手柄,你可以推開和設置,這個冷凍機是。

  • SO OLD, IT HAD ALL WARN AWAY, SO I WOULD GO IN AND PROBABLY TWICE

    太老了,它有所有的警告,所以我會進去,可能兩次... ...

  • A SHIFT THEY WOULD SHUT THE DOOR AND I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE ME

    他們會把門關上,我就看不到我了。

  • WAY OUT AND I WOULD JUST BE WALKING INTO CARCASSES OF

    出去,我就會走到屍體裡去。

  • ANIMALS.

    動物:

  • AND I WOULD COME OUT AND THEY WOULD JUST THINK IT WAS

    我出來後,他們就會認為這是個好主意

  • HILARIOUS.

    荒誕不經。

  • HA HA HA, GET BACK IN THERE YOU FAT.

    哈哈哈哈,回去吧,你這個胖子。

  • >> BUT I WILL SAY THE JOKE IS ON THEM BECAUSE ON MY LAST DAY I

    >> 但我要說的是,他們在開玩笑,因為在我最後一天,我。

  • ACTUALLY STOLE QUITE A LOT OF PRODUCT.

    實際上偷了不少產品。

  • I WALKED OUT OF THERE WITH A BACKPACK SO FULL OF BOOZE, SOLD

    我帶著一個裝滿酒的揹包離開了那裡,賣掉了。

  • IT ALL AT SCHOOL.

    都在學校。

  • AND FINALLY WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

    最後我們想給你看這個。

  • TWO POLICE OFFICERS IN PERU RECENTLY WERE SUR VAILING A

    你的警察在祕魯最近被偷襲了。

  • SUSPECTED DRUG DEALER WHILE UNDER SCOFER.

    被懷疑是毒品販子,而在SCOFER下。

  • AND THEY ENDED UP MAKING THE ARREST DRESSED IN FULL COSTUME

    他們最後還穿上全套服裝去抓人。

  • AS SANTA CLAUS AND AN ELF.

    作為聖誕老人和一個ELF。

  • DO YOU THINK THEY FOUGHT OVER WHO WOULD BE THE SANTA AND WHO

    你認為他們是否爭論過誰是聖誕老人,誰是... ...

  • WOULD BE THE ELF?

    會是ELF嗎?

  • YOU KNOW, THERE IS NO SMALL PARTS BUT ONE IS SANTA AND ONE

    你知道,沒有小的部分,但一個是聖誕老人,一個是

  • IS AN ELF.

    是一個ELF。

  • AFTER THE ARREST THE SUSPECT WAS IMMEDIATELY LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS I

    被捕後,嫌疑人馬上就像過聖誕節一樣,我。

  • WOULD LIKE TO BE RELEASED EARLY FROM CUSTODY AND SANTA WAS LIKE

    想早點被釋放 從CUSTODY和聖誕老人是喜歡。

  • DAMMIT, RULES ARE RULES, LET HIM GO.

    該死的,規則就是規則,讓他走吧。

  • AND THIS WAS NICE, THEY ARE ACTUALLY ALREADY MAKING A SHOW

    而這是很好的,他們實際上已經在做一個節目。

  • INSPIRED BY THE INCIDENT CLAUSEE & ORDER.

    靈感來自於《事故索賠人與命令》。

IT IS OUR FINAL SHOW OF THE YEAR,

這是我們今年的最後一場演出。

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B1 中級 中文 TheLateLateShow 詹姆斯 彭斯 疫苗 雷吉 先生

彭斯為躲避MAGA而前往中東 (Pence Heading to the Middle East to Hide from MAGA)

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