Name: 上議院不想聽特朗普和克魯茲的意見。 (SCOTUS Doesn't Wanna Hear from Trump & Cruz)
Uploaded: 2020-12-17T20:30:56.000Z
Duration: 13 min 28 s

>> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE

>> 詹姆斯。女士們，先生們，晚上好，歡迎來到這裡。

THANK YOU FOR STAYING UP LATE WITH US TONIGHT.

我們為您準備了一場有趣的表演。

TONIGHT WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH THE LEGENDARY MERYL STREEP.

今晚我們將與傳奇人物梅里爾・史翠普進行對話。

AND LATER, WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM BILLY EICHNER, YOU DON'T

之後，我們有比利-艾希納的表演，你不知道嗎？

MERYL STREEP, BILLY EICHNER -- IN A WAY, IAN AND REG, I THINK

MERYL STREEP，BILLY EICHNER -- 在某種程度上，IAN和REG，我想，

OF YOU TWO AS THE MERYL STREEP AND BILLY EICHNER OF T "THE LATE

你們兩個是《晚年》中的梅里爾-史翠普和比利-艾希納。

>> 詹姆斯。這是一個聖誕曼奇尼。

I THINK YOU WOULD LOOK GOOD IN THAT, JAMES.

我想你穿上它會很好看，詹姆斯。

>> James: IF WE KEEP UP WITH THIS JOSEÉ CUERVO TEQUILA BAR,

>> 詹姆斯：如果我們跟上這個JOSEÉ CUERVO TEQUILA酒吧，

( LAUGHTER ) THANK YOU FOR THAT, LOU, I WILL

>> 詹姆斯:I'll TREASURE IT ALWAYS, LOU.

謝謝你加入我們的行列，LOUIE。

>> James: I LOVED THAT YOU CROUCHED DOWN LIKE NO ONE WOULD

>> 詹姆斯。我很高興你能像別人一樣蹲下來

SEE THAT YOU MISSED THE OPENING OF THE SHOW.

>> James: YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY YOU WEREN'T LATE FOR THE START

>> 詹姆斯。你想說你沒能按時開始

I FEEL LIKE, BECAUSE YOU WERE LATE FOR THE SHOW, YOU SHOULD

我覺得，因為你的表演遲到了，你應該

COME BACK BY THE END OF THIS -- ( LAUGHTER )

>> James: FOR BEING LATE FOR THE SHOW, BY THE TIME WE GO TO

>> 詹姆斯。為遲到的表演，時間，我們去到。

BREAK, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO BE WEARING THIS TO GO TO BREAK.

突破，我希望你能穿上這個去突破。

LOUIE, YOU CAN LEAVE AND GO BACK AND, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR

露易，你可以離開，然後再回來，而且，你知道，你可以保持你的...

UNDERPANTS ON BECAUSE OTHERWISE -- THANK YOU, LOUIE.

內褲上，因為其他 - 謝謝你，路易。

WHILE YOU DO THAT, WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES.

當你這樣做的時候，我們來看看標題。

SOME VERY EXCITING NEWS FROM MY HOMELAND.

從我的家鄉傳來一些令人振奮的消息。

AND LOUIE'S HOMELAND, ACTUALLY, WE SHOULD SAY, BECAUSE, TODAY --

和LOUIE的家鄉，實際上，我們應該說，因為，今天 -

LISTEN TO THIS, GANG -- TODAY, THE U.K. STARTED GIVING

聽聽這個，GANG -- 今天，英國開始給予。

A 90-YEAR-OLD WOMAN IN ENGLAND BECAME THE FIRST PERSON IN THE

英國一位90歲的女性成為世界上第一個在英國生活的人。

JUST IN TIME, SHE HAS PLANS TO GO SEE THE CHAINSMOKERS LIVE

正好，她有計劃去看 "鏈子手 "的演出。

HERE SHE IS RIGHT AFTER SHE GOT HER VACCINE.

在這裡，她是右後 她得到了她的VACCINE。

>> WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THOSE WHO MIGHT BE HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS

>> 你對那些可能有二心的人說什麼？

GO FOR IT BECAUSE IT'S -- IT'S FREE, AND IT'S THE BEST THING

因為它是... 它是免費的，而且它是最好的事情。

THAT'S EVER HAPPENED AT THE MOMENT, SO DO, PLEASE, GO FOR

那是曾經發生過的時刻，所以，請你，請你去吧。

如果我能做到，那麼，你也可以。

>> "如果我能做到，你也可以。"

WHICH IS THE POLITE WAY OF SAYING "DON'T BE A DICK, GET THE

什麼是禮貌的方式說："不要做一個混蛋，得到的東西，你是一個很好的人。"。

( LAUGHTER ) ALSO, I LOVE THAT SHE'S, LIKE,

（笑）此外，我喜歡她的，喜歡。

SHE SOUNDS LIKE MY INNER VOICE AT A RESTAURANT EVERY TIME I ASK

她的聲音就像我在餐館裡的內在聲音，每次我問她的時候

( LAUGHTER ) THE SECOND PERSON TO GET THE

VACCINE TODAY WAS AN 81-YEAR-OLD ENGLISH MAN NAMED -- AND I

今天的疫苗是一個81歲的英國人命名的 - 和我。

PROMISE WE'RE NOT MAKING THIS UP, WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.

保證我們不是在瞎編，威廉-莎士比亞。

他的父母為什麼要給他取這個名字？

NO ONE CAN LIVE UP TO WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S NAME.

沒有人可以辜負威廉-莎士比亞的名字。

PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO BE LIKE, "SO, I WAS READING SOME OF

人們不會去想，"所以，我讀了一些的。

"HANG ON, WHICH SHAKESPEARE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

"等等，你說的是哪一個莎士比亞？

( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, HERE IN THE UNITED

（笑）同時，在美國，這裡有很多人都在用自己的手機。

STATES, THERE ARE NOW CONCERNS ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT THERE ARE

現在人們對是否存在 "不正當競爭 "的問題表示關切。

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