THIS TIME OF YEAR, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

每年的這個時候，你知道我的意思。

THE WEATHER HASN'T CHANGED AT ALL BUT MENTALLY, EMOTIONALLY I

天氣沒有變化，但精神上，情緒上，我... ...

CAN FEEL, JUST EVEN LOOKING AT MY CHILDREN.

能感覺到，只是甚至看著我的孩子們。

I'M LIKE OH-- A LOT OF THAT.

我想哦 -- 很多的。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, IAN, ARE YOU IN THE VIBE?

>> 詹姆斯。你呢，伊安，你在氛圍中嗎？

>> I DON'T HAVE KIDS BUT I BET IF I LOOKED AT YOUR KIDS I WOULD

>> 我沒有孩子，但我打賭如果我看了你的孩子，我一定會。

BE LIKE-- OR SOMETHING.

是喜歡--或某事。

YOU KNOW, JUST CUZ I'M LIKE OH, IT'S MY MY FRIEND AND HIS

你知道，只是因為我喜歡哦，這是我的朋友和他的。

FAMILY, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

家庭，這是美麗的。

AND MY XBOX WILL BE SHOWING UP SOON, SO THINGS WILL BE LOOKING

而我的XBOX馬上就要出現了，所以事情會很好看。

UP FOR ME.

為我起來。

>> James: DID YOU GET ONE.

>> 詹姆斯。你得到一個。

>> OH YEAH, I GOT ONE.

>> 哦，是的，我得到了一個。

>> James: THE SERIES X.

>> 詹姆斯。系列十。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> James: LEGITIMATELY.

>> 詹姆斯。LEGITIMATELY.

>> LEGITIMATELY, DIDN'T BUY IT 1400 ON A-- GOT IT THE

>> 合法的，沒有買它1400上A -- 得到了它的。

OLD-FASHIONED WAY, STEALING IT FROM MY NEIGHBOR.

老式的方式，從我的鄰居那裡偷來的。

>> James: I CANNOT HELP, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE, LOU.

>> 詹姆斯。我不能幫助，我們在這裡得到了什麼，LOU。

>> IT IS A MODEL OF THE GARAGE.

>> 它是一個車庫的模型。

>> James: IS THIS REALLY-- DID YOU REALLY.

>> 詹姆斯。這是真的 -- 你真的。

>> I ACTUALLY MISS THE WAY YOU PRONOUNCE GARAGE.

>> 我真的很懷念你對車庫的發音方式。

>> James: LOOK AT THAT, THAT IS A REAL LIVE MINI VERSION OF

>> 詹姆斯。看看，這是一個真正的活的迷你版的

THE SET THAT WE BUILT IN THE GARAGE.

我們在車庫裡建的那套。

AND I TELL YOU WHAT IS REALLY, I MEAN THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, LOU, YOU

我告訴你什麼是真正的，我的意思是這是美麗的，LOU，你。

KNOW WHAT IS REALLY ODD IN MY GARAGE STILL IS LIKE THIS, AND

知道什麼是真正的奇怪的在我的車庫仍然是這樣，和。

ALL OF THESE PICTURES ARE STILL THERE.

所有這些照片都還在。

AND AN AMAZON DELIVERY GUY GAME, IT-- CAME ITS WITH MY DAUGHTER'S

和一個亞馬遜快遞傢伙的遊戲，它--來了，它與我女兒的。

BIRTHDAY AND HE ARRIVED WITH THIS BOX.

生日，而他卻帶著這個盒子來了。

I OPENED THE GATE AND OH, JUST FOLLOW ME BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER

我打開大門，哦，跟著我走吧，因為我的女兒

ISN'T SEE THIS BECAUSE IT SAID ON THE SIDE WHAT IT WAS.

沒有看到這一點，因為它說的側面是什麼。

I SAID WAIT THERE, I WILL OPEN THE GARAGE.

我說在那等著，我去打開車庫。

I OPEN THE GARAGE AND IT IS FULL OF PICTURES OF ME AND A HUGE

我打開車庫，裡面全是我的照片，還有一個大號的。

SIGN THAT SAYS THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" WITH JAMES CORDEN.

簽名，說 "晚，晚秀 "與詹姆斯・科登。

HOLDING THIS BOX LIKE.

握著這個盒子喜歡。

AND I THOUGHT I COULD EITHER EXPLAIN THIS OR JUST BE LIKE

我想我可以既解釋這一點，或者只是喜歡。

YEP, THIS IS MY GARAGE, THIS IS WHAT I DO.

是的，這是我的車庫，這是我的工作。

IT IS STILL A DESK, STILL A CHAIR IN THERE, IT'S SO WEIRD.

它仍然是一張桌子，仍然是一把椅子在那裡，它是如此怪異。

>> YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, I SAW WHAT YOU WROTE ON MY YOUTUBE

>> 你應該是喜歡，我看到你在我的YouTube上寫的東西。

COMMENT.

評論：

YOU THINK IT IS EASY?

你認為這很容易嗎？

YOU TRY IT, YOU TRY IT.

你試試吧，你試試吧。

>> James: THANK YOU FOR THAT, LOU.

>> 詹姆斯。謝謝你，LOU.

I WILL GENUINELY TREASURE THAT FOREVER.

我將永遠珍藏這一點。

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.

這是絕對美麗的。

AND LOU'S WRITTEN HERE, HE'S PUT I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A SAFE

LOU在這裡寫道，他把我希望每個人都能有一個安全的生活。

HOLIDAY SO WE DON'T END UP BACK IN HERE.

假期，所以我們不結束 回到這裡。

AND I THINK THAT FEELINGS ARE ECHOED THE SENTIMENTS OF HOW WE

我認為，感覺是呼應了我們如何的情感。

ALL FELT, BLESS YOU, LOU.

所有的感覺，祝福你，LOU。

LET'S MOVE ON AND TALK ABOUT THE NEWEST PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE BIDEN

讓我們繼續談一談最新的當選主席喬-比登。

WENT TO GEORGIA TO CAMPAIGN FOR THE SENATE RUNOFF ELECTION.

去了喬治亞州，為參議院競選做宣傳。

AND DURING HIS SPEECH LAST NIGHT HE REFERRED, HE REFERENCED THE

他在昨晚的演講中提到，他提到了："我是說，我是說......"。

STATE'S MULTIPLE RECOUNTS.

國家的多次調查。

>> AND THANK YOU FOR STANDING STRONG TO MAKE SURE YOUR VOICES

>> 謝謝你站在這裡，確保你的聲音。

WERE HEARD.

聽到了。

YOUR VOTES WERE COUNTED.

你們的選票已被計算在內。

AND COUNTED, AND COUNTED AGAIN.

和計數，再計數。

I AM STARTING TO FEAL LIKE I WON GEORGIA THREE TIMES.

我開始覺得像我贏了喬治亞州三次。

>> James: YEAH, WE FEEL THE EXACT SAME WAY.

>> 詹姆斯。是的，我們感覺完全相同的方式。

WHEN TRUMP HEARD THIS HE WAS IKE GEORGIA VOTED THREE TIMES?

當特朗普聽到這個他是IKE喬治亞州投票三次？

GIULIANI, GET DOWN THERE AND HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE AT A HOT

GIULIANI，去那裡舉行新聞發佈會，在一個熱

TUB EMPORIUM.

TUB EMPORIUM。

I MUST SAY BIDEN LOOKED LIVELY.

我必須說比登看起來很活潑。

HE LOOKED SHARP THERE.

他在那裡看起來很鋒利。

OF COURSE IT HELPS THAT WE STOPPED THE CLIP RIGHT BEFORE

當然，這有助於我們停止剪輯之前，

BIDEN RAMBLED ON ABOUT HOW COBBLER IS BETTER THAN PIE,

BIDEN喋喋不休地說著COBBLER如何比餡餅更好。

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CRUMBIES.

因為所有的碎屑。

YOU KNOW.

你知道的。

BUT ON ANOTHER POINT, BIDEN, YOU KNOW THE CRUMBIES, IN THE CORNER

但在另一個點上，比登，你知道角落裡的碎屑，。

OF YOUR MOUTH, I SAY JILL, LOOK AT ALL THESE CRUMBIE, JILL.

你的嘴，我說吉爾，看看所有這些CRUMBIE，吉爾。

SHE SAYS I WILL DO A COBBLER, AND I SA SAY NO COBBLER, WHERE

她說，我會做一個金光黨，我說沒有金光黨，在哪裡。

WAS I.

是我。

>> AT ANOTHER POINT BIDEN SPOKE GLOWINGLY ABOUT ONE OF THE

>> 在另一個點上，比登高調地談到了其中的一個國家。

SENATE CANDIDATE REVEREND RAFAEL WARNOCK ALTHOUGH HIS COMMENTS

參議院候選人拉斐爾-沃諾克牧師儘管他的評論是這樣的

WERE MOSTLY ABOUT HIS PHYSIQUE.

都是關於他的氣質。

>> AND REVEREND WARNOCK, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU STAY IN SUCH GREAT

>> 還有沃諾克牧師，我不知道你怎麼會留在這麼好的地方

SHAPE, MAN.

形狀，男人。

YOU I REACHED UP AN GRABBED HIS WARM ARM, IT IS AS BIG AS MY

你，我伸手抓住了他溫暖的手臂，它和我的一樣大。

THIGH.

大腿。

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> James: JOE, HE'S A REVEREND.

>> 詹姆斯。喬，他是一個牧師。

(LAUGHTER) >> NOW ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT IS

現在我想的是：

WHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKE TO GRAB JOE BIDEN'S THIGH.

抓住喬-比登的大腿是什麼感覺？

ARM AS BIG AS MY THIGH.

手臂和我的大腿一樣大。

THAT IS QUITE THE COMPLIMENT ALTHOUGH ST LESS IMPRESSIVE WHEN

這是相當大的補充，雖然ST不太令人印象深刻，當。

YOU ACTUALLY SEE JOE BIDEN'S THIGHS.

你實際上看到了喬・比登的大腿。

(LAUGHTER) MEANWHILE DONALD TRUMP IS STILL

(笑)同時唐納德-特朗普仍然是

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND IT DOESN'T APPEAR THAT HE

美國總統，但似乎他並不覺得自己有什麼問題。

PLANNING TO GO QUIETLY.

計劃悄悄地走。

ACCORDING TO REPORTS HE IS CONSIDERING APPOINTING A SPECIAL

據報道，他正在考慮任命一名特別報告員。

PROSECUTOR TO INVESTIGATE HUNTER BIDEN.

檢察官調查獵手比登。

YOU KNOW, AT LEAST HUMP TRUMP IS USING HIS FINAL DAYS IN OFFICE

你知道嗎，至少特朗普在利用他最後的任期。

TO FOCUS ON WHAT IS AFFECTING THE DAY TO DAY LIVES OF REAL

關注什麼影響了真實的日常生活。

AMERICANS.

美國人。

HUNTER BIDEN.

獵手比登：

HE'S STILL TRYING TO TAKE DOWN BIDEN'S SON.

他還在試圖拿下BIDEN的兒子。

I GENUINELY FEEL LIKE TRUMP IS JUST SO DESPERATE TO WIN

我真的覺得特朗普太想贏了。

SOMETHING, ANYTHING.

任何事情，任何事情。

I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF TRUMP'S NEXT MOVE IS CHALLENGING

如果特朗普的下一步行動是挑戰，我不會感到驚訝。

JAKE PAUL TO A BOXING MATCH.

JAKE PAUL的拳擊比賽。

APPARENTLY TRUMP IS CONSIDERING APPOINTING JEFFREY ROSEN WHO IS

顯然，特朗普正在考慮任命JEFFREY ROSEN，他是誰？

SET TO TAKE THE POSITION OF ACTING ATTORNEY GENERAL NEXT

下一步將擔任代理檢察長一職。

WEEK, AS THE SPECIAL COUNSEL.

周，作為特別顧問。

I DON'T KNOW, I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW IF JEFFREY ROSEN HAS THE

我不知道，我真的不知道，如果傑弗裡羅森有。

TIME.

時間。

HE IS USUALLY PRETTY BUSY THIS TIME OF YEAR STARRING IN MOVIES

他這個時候通常都很忙，主演電影。

AS THE SNOW MISER.

作為雪地密爾。

>> MEANWHILE TRUMP'S NEIGHBORS IN FLORIDA ARE TAKING LEGAL

>> 與此同時，特朗普在佛羅里達州的鄰居們正在採取法律手段。

ACTION TO MAKE SURE HE CAN'T PERMANENTLY MOVE INTO MAR-A-LAGO

採取行動確保他不能永久搬進MAR-A-LAGO。

AFTER HE LEAVES THE WHITE HOUSE.

在他離開白宮之後。

APPARENTLY CURRENT ZONING REGULATIONS BAN ANYBODY FROM

目前的區劃法規顯然禁止任何人

USING THE CLUB AS A FULL-TIME RESIDENCE.

使用俱樂部作為一個全職的住所。

CAN YOU IMAGINE NOT BEING ALLOWED TO LIVE SOMEWHERE IN

你能想象不被允許住在某個地方嗎？

FLORIDA.

佛羅里達州：

(LAUGHTER) THAT IS DARK, MAN.

這是黑暗的，男人。

THAT'S DARK.

這是黑暗的。

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE TO HAVE TRUMP AS A

你覺得讓特朗普當總統會是什麼樣子？

NEIGHBOR, REG, WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE?

鄰居，雷格，那會是什麼樣子？

>> Reggie: I THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE EYE OF

>> 我想它會像，你知道，"眼睛的"。

SALRON, THIS DARK VOID THAT PEOPLE WOULD INEXPLICABLY AVOID,

SALRON，這個黑暗的空洞，人們會不可避免地避開。

WITHOUT EVEN THINK BEING IT, JUST MAGNETICALLY REPEL PEOPLE.

不用想是它，只是磁力驅趕人。

>> James: I LOOKED AT PICTURES OF MAR-A-LAGO, NO BIT OF ME

>> James:我看了MAR-A-LAGO的照片，沒有我的一絲一毫。

WANTS TO GO GO THERE.

想去那裡。

>> IT LOOKS LIKE A PLACE THAT ONLY SERVES DRY SANDWICHES.

>> 它看起來像一個地方，只提供乾的三明治。

>> James: YOU ARE RIGHT, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

>> 詹姆斯：你是對的，你絕對是對的。

>> HEY, COULD I GET A LITTLE MAYO, MUSTARD, THEY TAKE IT

>> 嘿，我可以得到一個小的馬約，芥末，他們採取了它

BACK, THIS "COME FROM AWAYS" BACK, STILL DRY.

回來了，這個 "從遠方來 "回來了，還是乾的。

>> James: STILL DRY.

>> 詹姆斯。還是乾的。

DRY MEAT.

乾肉。

YEAH.

是的。

DRY MEAT.

乾肉。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: BRIE MEAT, SORT OF RUBBERY POTATOE CHIPS.

>> 詹姆斯。BRIE肉，橡膠土豆片的種類。

>> AWFUL.

>> AWFUL。

>> James: I AGREE.

>> 詹姆斯。我同意。

I AGREE.

我同意。

SO THE NEIGHBORS, THE NEIGHBORS DON'T WANT TRUMP AT MAR-A-LAGO.

所以，鄰居們，鄰居們不希望特朗普在MAR -A -LAGO。

YOU KNOW WHERE THEY WANT HIM TO GO, GUILLERMO, DO YOU KNOW WHERE

你知道他們想讓他去哪裡，吉勒莫，你知道他們想讓他去哪裡嗎？

THEY WANT THOIM GO, FAR-A-LAGO THAT IS OUR SHOW, WE'LL BE BACK

他們想讓他走，那是我們的節目，我們會回來的。

TOMORROW NIGHT.

TOMORROW NIGHT.

DID YOU SEE THIS?

你看到了嗎？

DESPITE CDC WARNINGS ABOUT HOLDING INDOOR GATHERINGS

儘管疾病預防控制中心警告不要在室內舉行集會，但仍有很多人在室內舉行集會。

SECRETARY OF STATE MIKE POMPEO WENT AHEAD WITH HIS ANNUAL

國務卿邁克-彭佩奧提前發佈了他的年度報告。

HOLIDAY PARTY LAST NIGHT.

假日派對昨晚。

900 PEOPLE WERE INVITED.

邀請了900人。

ONLY 70RSVP'S AND EVEN FEWER SHOWED UP.

只有70個RSVP，甚至更少的人出現了。

YEAH, THOSE ARE SOME TENTH GRADE JAMES' HOUSE PARTY.

是的，這些都是一些十幾年級詹姆斯的家庭聚會。

DID YOU EVER DO, THAT EVER HAVE A HOUSE PARTY, NO PEOPLE COME,

你有沒有做過，曾經有一個家庭聚會，沒有人來。

REALLY ANNOYING.

真的很煩人。

>> THE GOOD-- I ONLY HAD A COUPLE BUT THE GOOD PEOPLE CAME

>> 好的--我只有一兩個，但好人來了。

TO MINE.

到礦。

I'M SORRY.

我很抱歉。

>> James: GOOD FOR YOU.

>> 詹姆斯。對你有好處。

>> WE DID JUST THROW ALL THE TRASH INTO A WETLAND RIGHT

>>我們只是把所有的垃圾扔進了一片溼地，對吧？

BEHIND MY HOUSE AND MY MOM FOUND IT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.

在我的房子後面，我的母親發現它幾乎立即。

SHE WAS LIKE THIS WAS THE COVER UP SCHEME.

她就像這是掩蓋的陰謀。

YEAH, WE PUT IT BEHIND THE FENCE.

是的，我們把它放在柵欄後面。

AND IT WAS LIKE A BUNCH OF OLD MILWAUKEES IN A BAG.

它就像一堆老的米爾沃基在一個袋子裡。

SHE FOUND IT.

她發現了它。

>> James: I TRIED TO HAVE A HOUSE PARTY WHEN MY PARENTS WERE

>> 詹姆斯。我的父母在的時候，我試著開了一個家庭聚會。

AWAY AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO TURNED UP, ALL CAN I TELL YOU,

離開了，唯一一個出現的人，所有我可以告訴你。

AND THIS IS WHY IT WASN'T A GOOD PARTY, HE WAS OBSESSED WITH FIRE

這就是為什麼它不是一個很好的聚會，他沉迷於火。

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT KID AT SCHOOL.

你還記得學校裡的那個孩子嗎？

DO YOU REMEMBER THE KID A AT SCHOOL, JUST OBSESSED WITH FIRE.

你還記得學校裡的那個孩子嗎？ 他對火很著迷。

ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH FIRE.

絕對痴迷於火。

HIS NAME WAS DAVID AND HE ALSO ALWAYS USED TO COME TO SCHOOL

他的名字叫大衛，他也經常來學校。

WITH A BACKPACK THAT WAS JUST TOO HEAVY FOR HIS BACK.

用一個揹包，只是太重了 他的背部。

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

你知道我的意思嗎？

LIKE HE WALKED TO SCHOOL LIKE THIS, LIKE IT WOULD BE SO HEAVY

就像他走到學校這樣， 喜歡它將是如此沉重。

AND HE WOULD GO LIKE THIS.

而他會去這樣。

YEAH.

是的。

HE WAS THE BEST PERSON THAT CAME TO OUR PARTY.

他是來參加我們派對的最好的人。

AND WE WERE 16, HAD A BIT OF ALCOHOL.

我們當時16歲，喝了點酒。

AND HE WAS LIKE COOL, CAN WE SET IT ON FIRE,nd AND WE'RE LIKE

他是這樣的酷，我們可以把它點燃，我們是這樣的。

DAVID-- .

DAVID --

>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT COVID BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE MIKE POMPEO JUST

>> 我不知道COVID的情況，但聽起來像邁克-龐培歐一樣。

TESTED NEGATIVE FOR FRIENDS.

測試結果為陰性的朋友。

I GOT TO SAY THOUGH THIS IS A PITY THAT NO ONE TURNED UP

我不得不說，雖然這是一個遺憾的是，沒有人出現了

BECAUSE I SAY THIS UNIRONICALLY, I GENUINELY MEAN THIS.

因為我說這個不自然，我是真心的。

MIKE POMPEO LOOKS LIKE HE WOULD BE FUN AT A PARTY, WOULDN'T HE?

MIKE POMPEO看起來像他會在派對上很開心，不是嗎？

HAD A COUPLE OF DRINKS, LOOSENS UP, YOU GO MIKE POMP-HEY-O, YOU

喝了幾杯酒，鬆了口氣，你去邁克-龐普-海歐，你。

KNOW WHAT I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW IF I AM GOING TO GO, MIKE POMPEO

知道我的意思嗎，我不知道我是否會去，邁克-龐貝奧。

IS GOING ALL RIGHT T WILL BE HUNDRED, THE SORT OF GUY THAT

是去所有的權利T將是百，這種傢伙，

HELPS DPRAND MA DO A CAKE STAND.

幫助DPRAND MA做一個蛋糕攤。

>> AND HERE'S SOME NEWS FROM IRELAND.

>> 這裡是愛爾蘭的新聞。

SANTA AND HIS HORSE-DRAWN SLEIGH WAS STOPPED ON THE ROAD BY

聖誕老人和他的馬拉雪橇在路上被人攔住了

POLICE BECAUSE SANTA'S SLEIGH DIDN'T HAVE PROPER HEADLIGHTS IS

警察因為聖誕老人的雪橇沒有適當的車燈是。

I MEAN RUDOLPH, YOU HAD ONE JOB ONE JOB.

我是說魯道夫，你只有一份工作，一份工作。

IT IS A SERIOUS ISSUE, SANTA SHOULD HAVE PROPER HEAD

這是一個嚴重的問題，SANTA應該有正確的頭。

LIGHTEDS.

燈具。

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER.

這正是奶奶被馴鹿撞死的原因。

>> TRUE STORY.

>> 真實的故事。

>> HE WAS PULLED OVER BY THE COPS, YOU KNOW, SANTA WAS LIKE

>> 他被警察拉過來，你知道，聖誕老人就像

LISTEN, BEFORE YOU SEARCH THE SLEIGH, YOU SHOULD KNOW A LOT OF

聽著，在你搜索SLEIGH之前，你要知道很多東西

PEOPLE ASK ASKED FOR COCAINE THIS YEAR.

人們要求今年的可卡因。

(LAUGHTER) YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALL-- WE'RE ALL

你知道，我們都是... ... 我們都是。

DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS.

夢想著一個白色的聖誕節。

AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

我們想給你看這個。

TROJAN CONDOMS IS LAUNCHING A NEW LINE OF FRAGRANCES THAT THEY

TROJAN CONDOMS推出全新的香水系列，他們的產品是："TROJAN CONDOMS"。

ARE HOPING WILL APPEAL TO A GEN Z MARKET.

希望能吸引Z世代的市場。

A TROJAN CONDOM FRAGRANCE.

TROJAN CONDOM FRAGRANCE。

IT IS THE FIRST TROJAN PRODUCT THAT IS FOR NO ONE'S PLEASURE.

它是第一個不為任何人高興的TROJAN產品。

UNLIKE MANY OTHER TROJAN PRO PRODUCTS, IF YOU WEAR THIS YOU

與其他TROJAN PRO產品不同的是，如果你穿上這個產品，你就會發現，你是一個很好的人。

DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING ANYBODY PREGNANT.

絕對不必擔心讓任何人懷孕。

I THOUGHT THIS WAS NICE.

我覺得這很好。

THEY EVEN HAVE CLASSES SHOWING YOU HOW TO APPLY THE PERFUME TO

他們甚至還開設了課程，教你如何將香水塗抹在身上。

A BANANA.

一個香蕉。

THANK YOU, STEVEN, I APPRECIATE THAT.

謝謝你，史蒂文，我很感激。

YOU CAN ALWAYS RELY ON STEVEN IF IT GETS A BIT BLUE, I TELL YOU,

我告訴你，如果事情變得有點藍，你可以一直依靠斯蒂文。

HE LOADS UP ON THE POLITICAL STUFF, YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MIKE

他對政治事務很上心，而你卻不關心米克的事

POMPEO, GETS A BIT BLUE, THAT IS WHEN YOU.

POMPEO，得到了一點藍色，那是當你。

>> AND FINALLY SOME HOLLYWOOD NEWS, TOM CRUISE IS MAKING

>> 最後是一些好萊塢的新聞，湯姆-克魯斯正在拍攝。

HEADLINES BECAUSE HE GOT ANGRY ON THE SET OF HIS UPCOMING

頭條新聞，因為他在即將上映的片場生氣了。

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SEVEN.

不可能的任務七：

APPARENTLY SOME CREW MEMBERS WERE NOT FOLLOWING COVID SAFETY

顯然，一些船員沒有遵守安全規定。

PROTOCOLS AND CRUISE WENT OFF ON THEM.

PROTOCOLS and CRUISE WENT OFF ON THEM。

AT ONE POINT SAYING QUOTE IF I SEE YOU DOING THIS YOU ARE

在一個點上說報價，如果我看到你這樣做，你是。

[BLEEP] GONE.

[BLEEP] 走了。

HAVE YOU HEARD THE AUDIO?

你聽過這個聲音嗎？

HAVE YOU HEARD ITNESSZ.

你有沒有聽說過ITNESSZ。

>> Reggie: NO.

>> 雷吉：不。

>> James: IT IS FANTASTIC.

>> 詹姆斯。這是夢幻般的。

HE GOES OFF, HAVE YOU HEARD IT, IAN.

他走了，你聽到了嗎，伊安。

>> I HAVE LISTENED TO IT EIGHT TIMES SINCE THE MONOLOGUE

>> 從獨白開始，我已經聽了八次了。

STARTED.

開始：

>> James: YEAH, I GENUINELY IT GOT ME FIRED UP.

>> 詹姆斯。是的，我真正的它讓我興奮起來。

I WAS LIKE YES, IT'S GREAT.

我想是的，這是偉大的。

START TALKING ABOUT HOW, YOU KNOW, WITH PEOPLE ARE GOING TO

開始談論如何，你知道，與人們要去的

LOSE THEIR JOBS.

失去他們的工作。

IF THIS FILM SHUTS DOWN.

如果這部電影停播，

HE REALLY GOES OFF ON THEM.

他真的在他們身上走了。

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW TOM CRUISE IS A TOUGH BUT FAIR STEP DAD WE ALL

我甚至不知道湯姆-克魯斯是一個艱難的，但公平的步驟爸爸，我們都

NEED RIGHT NOW.

現在就需要。

YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE LIVING IN STRANGE TIMES WHEN THE MOST

你知道我們生活在一個奇怪的時代，當最重要的是