How are they doing?

他們怎麼樣了？

They love you, my daughters in class with your son.

他們愛你，我的女兒和你的兒子在一起上課。

Uh uh.

呃，呃。

You like You know what they call him?

你喜歡你知道他們叫他什麼嗎？

Beckett.

貝克特。

00 that's cool, because there's a Beckett G.

00，這很酷，因為有一個貝克特G。

Yes, there's there's another Beckett who has a different last name.

是的，還有的有另一個貝克特 誰擁有不同的姓氏。

Yeah, and so sometimes my son will refer to himself to me as Beckett.

是啊，所以有時我的兒子會指自己對我的貝克特。

Oh, like you're my only son.

哦，就像你是我唯一的兒子。

You don't want to qualify.

你不希望有資格。

What kid is the coolest kid?

什麼孩子是最酷的孩子？

His son is so cool when I see Beckett it at school.

他的兒子是如此的酷，當我看到貝克特它在學校。

And your daughter is awesome, too.

而你的女兒也很厲害。

But your sons always.

但你的兒子們總是。

But it, you know, your your daughter is the best.

但是，你知道，你的 你的女兒是最好的。

She's amazing.

她是驚人的。

Yeah, but anyways, last night So my my kids, you know they wanna watch TV all the time, and I try to pretend all right, if I put on a good show, it will be good for him.

是的，但無論如何，昨晚 我的孩子們，你知道他們想看電視 所有的時間，我試著假裝所有的權利， 如果我把一個很好的節目， 這將是對他有好處。

And it's not bad that they're watching TV.

而且他們在看電視也不錯。

So last night, I'm like, What do I put on?

所以昨晚，我想，我穿什麼？

And I hit the list, and apparently we record little house on the prairie.

我打的名單，顯然我們記錄 小房子在大草原上。

So I was like, little house on the prairie.

所以我當時就想，大草原上的小房子。

That's a good idea.

這是個好主意。

And my kids are going on.

而我的孩子們正在繼續。

Oh, we've seen everyone as And then there was one called, uh, Indian boy or something.

哦，我們已經看到每個人都作為 然後有一個叫，呃，印度男孩什麼的。

And so I said, uh, I'm Daddy's gonna do a Western.

所以我說，呃，我爸爸要做一個西部片。

Maybe we'll watch that, you know, because in this movie I'm about to do, I'm raised by Indians.

也許我們會看的，你知道的，因為在這部電影中，我將要做的，我是由印第安人養大的。

So, uh, they go all right, and I put on it immediately starts off with this nice Indian man backing away.

所以，呃，他們去所有的權利，我把它立即開始與這個漂亮的印度人退縮。

And I was like, Oh, no And my kids goes, Why is he backing away?

我當時想，哦，不，我的孩子說，他為什麼要退縮？

And I go, I don't know.

而我去，我不知道。

Maybe someone offered him Turkey and he didn't want It s e o.

也許有人給他提供了土耳其，他不想要它。

And then they cut.

然後他們切。

They cut to these three guys with guns and I and then I hear they're not gonna kill him, are there Are no little house on the prairie.

他們切到這三個傢伙用槍和我 然後我聽到他們不會殺他， 有沒有小房子在大草原上。

No one's gonna get killed on little house on fire on The next thing I see is his hand on a rock and it kind of shakes and falls down.

沒有人會在小房子著火的時候被殺 接下來我看到的是他的手放在石頭上，然後它就搖搖晃晃地倒下了。

I was like, on my kid goes No, you know, you could you in, like, a safe choice.

我很喜歡，對我的孩子去 不，你知道，你可以你在一樣，一個安全的選擇。

You never know when you tithe house on the prairie.

你永遠不知道，當你在草原上什一屋。

Anyway.

總之...

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

You're a terrible dad the worst, Dad.

你是個糟糕的父親，最糟糕的，爸爸。

Everything got traumatized.

一切都受到了創傷。

But you like to sometimes put your kids in the movie, Stuff them in there.

但你喜歡有時把你的孩子放進電影裡，把他們塞進去。

I'm just curious.

我只是好奇。

Are they anything like you have your personality?

他們和你的性格一樣嗎？

Because now I see if they're just nice kids, I don't know.

因為現在我看到他們是否只是好孩子，我不知道。

You spend enough time with them, you know, like, Oh, they're sort of like Adam.

你花足夠的時間和他們在一起， 你知道，像，哦，他們有點像亞當。

They're they're nicer than me.

他們... ...他們比我好。

They're like they're like my wife there.

他們就像他們就像我的妻子在那裡。

Like nice people.

喜歡好的人。

I'm not.

我沒有

I'm not as nice as my wife.

我可沒有我老婆那麼好。

So they're more like my wife and that decent, But But I The one thing I noticed that there sort of getting his mind that they don't dress bad like me.

所以，他們更像我的妻子和那個體面，但但我 我注意到，有一種得到他的心，他們不穿壞像我。

But they get itchy, they get it.

但他們會癢，他們會懂。

That's one thing with you.

這就是你的一個特點。

You get itchy, you get like, you know, if you were in a suit, you don't like it started at my bar mitzvah when I would yell with the stupid suit and I was like I just couldn't stand wearing the suit.

你會癢，你會喜歡，你知道，如果你在西裝，你不喜歡它開始在我的成人禮，當我會大喊與愚蠢的西裝，我就像我只是不能忍受穿西裝。

And I kept saying, Never again with this and my father's, like, over relax and blah, blah, blah.

我一直在說，千萬別再這樣了，還有我父親的，比如，過度放鬆，等等等等。

So, anyways, my my niece got married at Lake Winnipesaukee this summer, and so the kids were flower girls and, uh, my niece and my wife and everybody put him in these nice outfits.

所以，無論如何，我的... 我的侄女今年夏天在Winnipesaukee湖結婚了 所以孩子們都是花童，呃，我的侄女和我的妻子 每個人都給他穿上了漂亮的衣服。

And they were very, uh and they kept saying, I want to take it off.

他們非常，呃，他們一直說，我想把它關閉。

And I kept saying, Relax, relax where the blah, blah, blah You gotta just at least through the flower girl stuff, and then we'll get it off here.

我一直在說，放鬆，放鬆什麼什麼的，你至少要把花童的事做完，然後我們就可以在這裡下車了。

And then.

然後

So we did the ceremony, and then right when they finished, I snuck him away from the wedding.

所以我們做了儀式，然後就在他們結束的時候，我把他從婚禮上偷偷帶走了。

Well, everyone was walking from the ceremony to to where the banquet or whatever where you eat.

好吧，大家都是從儀式上走到哪裡，到哪裡的宴會什麼的，在哪裡吃飯。

And I just say again, Go ahead, take off the thing.

我只是再說一遍，去吧，把那東西摘下來。

And they stripped down to their underwear and I said, Let's dive in the lake And I jumped into my underwear.

他們脫光了內褲，我說："我們跳進湖裡吧，我跳進了我的內褲。

We were swimming in the lake.

我們在湖裡游泳。

You all got in your underwear and jump in the lake.

你們都穿上內褲跳進湖裡。

And the wedding's still going on.

而婚禮還在繼續。

Yeah, people are walking by.

是啊，人們都走過。

And then all of a sudden I just hear my mother's boys blasting Europe thing you're teaching them thing is wrong.

然後突然間我就聽到我媽的孩子們在抨擊歐洲的事情，你教他們的事情是錯誤的。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。