What are we doing?

我們在做什麼？

I got affect.

我得到了影響。

Everybody could do this at home.

每個人都可以在家裡做這個。

All you hear could do it in the studio.

你聽到的都可以在錄音棚裡做。

Or you could do it.

或者你也可以這樣做。

Home roots can do it yourself.

家裡人可以自己動手。

Four cards for different cards, just for for you.

四張不同的卡片，只為你而設。

Right here.

就在這裡。

Follow along with us.

跟著我們一起走。

This is the Penn and Teller love ritual.

這就是Penn和Teller的愛情儀式。

If you follow this perfectly, you will receive love.

如果你完美地遵循這一點，你就會得到愛。

Not a replacement for grinder a tender, but works in conjunction with those.

不是磨床一標機的替代品，而是與這些標機配合使用。

Take your four cards just like this right in front of right here, and rip it right in half.

把你的四張牌就像這樣放在這裡，然後把它撕成兩半。

Rip, Rip him right along the center.

撕，撕他沿著中間的位置撕。

Right there.

就在那裡。

Now you get four half cards in one hand, four half cards and the other You don't know the order, the pattern, anything but one group of four on top.

現在你一手拿四張半牌，另一手拿四張半牌，你不知道順序，不知道模式，什麼都不知道，但上面有一組四張。

The other group before just like that.

之前的另一組就這樣。

You all with me?

你們都在聽我說嗎？

Now let's follow this together.

現在讓我們一起跟著來看看。

Take the top card.

拿最上面的牌。

Put it on the bottom.

把它放在底部。

Nicely done.

做得很好

Take the top two cards.

拿上兩張牌。

Put them on the bottom.

把它們放在底部。

Now, Phantom, out with this, you kind of see their backs and take the top three card.

現在，魅影，出了這個，你算是看到了他們的背影，拿了前三張牌。

Just three.

只有三個。

Exactly.

就是這樣

Three.

三號

Be careful.

小心點

They stick together.

他們粘在一起。

top three cards and put them in the middle.

前三張牌，把它們放在中間。

You have a choice full of the middle.

你可以選擇滿中。

Not the bottom.

不是底部。

The middle.

中間的。

You have a choice.

你可以選擇。

Whatever.

管他呢

To be different.

要與眾不同。

Choose any middle.

選擇任何中間。

You want sliding right in there just like that.

你想就這樣滑進去。

Now take the top car.

現在，把上面的車。

Do not look at it.

不要看它。

Don't look at it.

別看它。

I'm not looking at it.

我不看它。

And put it close to your heart.

並把它貼在心上。

Let it feel your love and heartbeat.

讓它感受到你的愛和心跳。

Let it feel that heartbeat.

讓它感受到那種心跳。

That's your secret.

這就是你的祕密。

Love that your secret share and do this at home.

喜歡你的祕密分享，在家做這個。

But it right near your heart right now.

但它就在你的心臟附近，現在。

Yeah, Let's stay there.

是啊，讓我們留在那裡。

No.

不知道

Okay, we'll put it.

好吧，我們會把它。

Put it, Put it someplace that near to your heart, it will be safe.

放吧，放在離你心臟很近的地方，它會很安全。

Now you're gonna look into your own hearts and decide how much bad love you've had in your life.

現在你們要審視自己的內心，並決定你們的生活中有多少糟糕的愛情。

On a scale of 1 to 3.

按1至3分制計算。

Got very little bad love in your life.

在你的生活中得到了很少的壞愛。

You'll take one card.

你拿一張卡。

You had so so bad love but equal, good, equal bad.

你有那麼那麼糟糕的愛情，但平等的，好的，平等的壞的。

You'll take two cards And if your love life as stink stank stuck, you'll take three cards on a scale of 1 to 3.

你要拿兩張牌，如果你的愛情生活像臭臭卡住了一樣，你要拿三張牌，1到3分。

How many bad bad love you got How much bad cars take that number and throw them away.

你得到了多少壞壞的愛情 有多少壞壞的汽車拿著這個數字扔掉。

You don't need them.

你不需要他們。

That's bad luck.

那是運氣不好。

Get rid of it.

擺脫它。

Throw it away.

扔掉它。

That's bad, love.

這是壞的，愛。

It's gone forever.

它已經永遠消失了。

Who's gonna clean all this up when you guys split now?

你們分開後，誰來收拾這一切？

True love is, you know, takes timeto fester.

真愛是，你知道，需要時間來發酵。

Yeah, we're gonna go through a symbolic weak right now.

是啊，我們現在要經歷一個象徵性的弱點。

Everybody, visit home.

各位，回家看看吧。

Take the top car call that Monday.

就拿那個週一的頂車電話來說吧。

Put on the bottom next car Tuesday.

下週二放在車底。

Put that on the bottom Wednesday.

週三把它放在底部。

Put that out of the bar Thursday.

週四把這個從酒吧裡拿出來。

Put on the bottom Friday from the bar Saturday, Saturday, Bart Sunday Put on the bottom.

放在底部週五從酒吧週六，週六，巴特週日放在底部。

Now we're gonna get down the one car.

現在我們要去下一輛車。

They all have a different number of cards you throughout different love.

他們都有不同數量的卡你整個不同的愛。

So some of you have been done earlier than others.

所以你們有些人比別人做得更早。

But go.

但是去。

Do you have one card left?

你還有一張牌嗎？

That top card that's loves may put it on the bottom.

那張愛的頂牌可能會把它放在最下面。

That could be the one next card Loves may not.

這可能是下一張卡戀可能不。

You don't need to throw in the trash.

你不需要扔進垃圾桶。

Get rid of love me, love me.

擺脫愛我，愛我。

No, it's got next card is loves.

不，它的下一張卡是愛。

May put that on the bottom.

可能會把這個放在下面。

Next card is loves me not throw it away We don't need We feel your brother Wei loves may put on the bottom loves me not swipe left on that bastard loves May put it on the bottom loves me not never needed it Never will get rid of it Loves may put on the bottom loves me not throwing away Roll down the one roll down the one Just one Don't look at it Don't you look at it Take the car next to your heart Take the car next to your heart Pulled out Don't look at it Hold him back to back Hold him back to back Not just, um Overall Gonna look at him together all over America all of us together Look at him if those cards half of the match after all the shuffling, the combinations, the permutations If those match you've experienced the miracle of love And if you experience a miracle love wherever you are even at home alone You yell out with us I found love and hold your hands up over your head to prove that you found it.

下一張牌是愛我不扔掉 我們不需要 我們覺得你哥偉愛可放在底層 愛我不刷左邊那個混蛋愛可放在底層 愛我不從來都不需要它 永遠都不會擺脫它 愛可放在底層愛我不扔掉 滾下一個 滾下一個 就一個 別看了 你別看了 把車開到你的心臟旁邊 把車開到你的心臟旁邊 拉出來 別看了 把他抱回來 抱回來 不只是。嗯 總的來說 要一起看他 全美國的人都一起看他 如果那些牌經過洗牌、組合、排列後有一半的匹配度 如果那些匹配度高 你就經歷了愛情的奇蹟 如果你經歷了愛情的奇蹟 無論你在哪裡 即使是一個人在家 你和我們一起大喊 我找到

Okay, let's take a look.

好吧，讓我們來看看。

You're ready.

你準備好了

Let's do it way but not find love.

讓我們做的方式，但沒有找到愛情。

You may not find love Anybody Wait, this'll guy things guys don't match.

你可能找不到愛情任何人等待，這將傢伙的東西男人不匹配。

Oh, no, Jimmy, Here's don't match.

哦，不，吉米，這不符合。

Oh, no.

哦，不

Why is that, Jimmy?

為什麼，吉米？

What does that?

那是什麼？

What does that roots wanted to match?

那根想配什麼？

Does that mean it couldn't be?

那是不是意味著不可能？

Couldn't Could.

不能不能不能。

Couldn't be.

不可能

You're too stupid to follow.

你太笨了，跟不上。

Stupid election.

愚蠢的選舉。

Couldn't be there.

不可能在那裡。

I could have just could not be there.

我可以只是不能在那裡。

I could have roots.

我可以有根。

No, it couldn't be that I could have brothers Sisters, I think I know what it iss You are gonna die bitter and alone because the rest of us fell off.

不，我不可能有兄弟，姐妹們，我想我知道是什麼了，你會因為我們其他人的墮落而痛苦和孤獨地死去。

And now you found them to take those e o mhm.

現在你找到了他們，把那些E O MHM。

Morning.

早晨。

Morning.

早晨。

Morning.

早晨。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

And it's on and no one enormous.

而它的上，沒有人巨大。