Because I've had the privilege of speaking to you many times in person.

因為我有幸多次親自與你交談。

Your great conversationalist.

你的偉大的對話者。

You're very funny.

你很有趣

How do you feel?

你覺得怎麼樣？

Like it's working for you on Zoom.

就像你在Zoom上的工作一樣。

Oh, it's Ah, it's tough.

哦，這是啊，這是艱難的。

Tough to accept.

難以接受。

This is the way you know.

這是你知道的方式。

But I'm doing it.

但我正在做。

There's there's good things about it.

有... ...有好東西。

I'm not intimidated by your height.

我沒有被你的身高嚇到。

You know, Uh, that is that is nice week.

你知道，呃，那是... ...那是不錯的一週。

Also same size on the frame.

也是同樣大小的框架上。

You know, I do my own camera.

你知道，我自己做的相機。

I don't have your people, you know, boycotting me at all.

我沒有讓你的人，你知道，抵制我的一切。

But you also when we've talked in the past, you do comment on my giant head and how it it's unsettling to you.

但你也... ...當我們在過去的談話中， 你評論我的巨大的頭... ...它是如何... ...它是如何不安的你。

It must be nice now to see my head in a more normal way.

現在能看到我的腦袋一定很好，比較正常。

That definitely definitely it is.

那絕對絕對是。

It is.

它是。

It brings me peace on.

它給我帶來了平靜上。

I get very anxious and nervous before going on a talk show with you and it zits.

在和你一起上脫口秀節目之前，我就會非常焦慮和緊張，而且會起痘痘。

Nice to be on assume.

很高興能在假設。

You know, Aiken, blame the connection e English.

你知道，艾肯，責怪連接e英語。

The way you do.

你的方式。

It's my I mean, it's not the language I grew up, so I have to pretend I understand every joke you make, You know, when I'm with you.

這是我的... ...我的意思是，這不是我長大的語言， 所以我必須假裝我明白你的每一個笑話， 你知道，當我和你在一起。

And now I could just say like, Oh, sorry.

現在我可以說，哦，對不起。

What was that?

那是什麼？

My connection, E s.

我的聯繫，E s。

So you're blaming it all on your WiFi?

所以你把這一切都歸咎於你的WiFi？

The fact that you that you don't like my jokes, okay?

事實上，你... ...你不喜歡我的笑話，好嗎？

Them I mean, they seem funny.

我是說他們，他們看起來很有趣。

People seem to laugh.

大家似乎都在笑。

It's just that I don't get well, that's apparently true for many Americans, Aziz.

只是我的身體不好，這顯然是很多美國人的真實情況，阿齊茲。

Well, you know, we always have a tradition.

嗯，你知道，我們總是有一個傳統。

Whenever we're together, we drink mescal together.

只要我們在一起，我們就一起喝麥斯卡爾酒。

And we didn't want that to get in the way.

我們也不想讓它妨礙我們的工作。

Just because I think you're in London right now and you're working on a very top secret project and I'm here in Los Angeles.

只是因為我覺得你現在在倫敦 你在做一個非常機密的項目 而我在洛杉磯這裡

I I don't know about you.

我... ...我不知道你。

I brought some mescal.

我帶了些麥斯卡爾酒

I'm gonna have a shot of mescal.

我要去喝一杯麥斯卡爾。

Do you have medical with you?

你有帶醫療設備嗎？

Always.

總是這樣

I mean always.

我的意思是永遠。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

You carry it with you.

你帶著它。

I say we do a shot right now.

我說我們現在就來一發。

I hope your glasses the the right class for Miskell.

我希望你的眼鏡是適合Miskell的。

You know, it has to be.

你知道，它必須是。

You said it has to be short.

你說過，必須要短。

Yeah, two years up.

是啊，兩年了。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I'm gonna go smaller than that.

我要去比這小。

It's early here.

這裡還早。

It's nighttime for you.

現在是你的夜晚。

It is nighttime for me.

對我來說，現在是晚上。

It's like the morning for you, but I guess you drink every morning, right?

這就像你的早晨，但我想你每天早晨都會喝酒，對嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

You would assume that.

你會認為。

That's what the Irish dio Listen, I want to say, Diego, here's to you E su familia and, uh, Mexico.

聽著，我想說，迭戈，這是為你和你的家人，還有墨西哥乾杯。

All the people of Mexico.

墨西哥全體人民。

Uh, you do it.

呃，你來吧。

Let's do it.

我們開始吧

Oh!

哦！

Uhh!

呃！

Wow.

哇哦

You did it the American way.

你用美國人的方式做的

Yeah, you could just sleep it.

是啊，你可以睡覺了。

I mean, you have a long show.

我的意思是，你有一個很長的節目。

I mean, you don't have to just go for it.

我的意思是，你不必只是去做。

I thought I was supposed to go for it.

我以為我應該去找它。

No, not at all.

不，一點也不。

Not Mexican.

不是墨西哥人。

Then buy cheap, cheap tequila or something else.

那就買便宜的，便宜的龍舌蘭酒或者其他東西。

It's burning.

它在燃燒。

It's burning my lungs and my chest right now.

現在我的肺和胸口都在燒。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

I thought Oh, you're just sleeping it.

我想哦，你只是睡覺吧。

Yeah.

是啊。

You gotta sleep it.

你得睡覺了。

I wanna make another toast if you don't mind.

如果你不介意的話，我想再敬一杯。

And I guess you don't wait.

我想你也不用等了。

Here we go.

我們走吧

Here's another toast.

這是另一個敬酒。

Another toast for the new win of Joe Biden today.

今天又為喬-拜登的新勝利乾杯。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yes.

是的，我知道

The winner of Joe Biden today I will toast to that too.

今天喬-拜登的勝利，我也要為之乾杯。

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, holy crow.

哦，神聖的烏鴉。

This interview is gonna be a Yeah.

這個採訪會是一個耶。

Are you okay?

你還好嗎？

It burns it burns and it's yes, one shouldn't burn.

它燒它燒，它是的，人不應該燒。

But you're drinking, like, you know, like a spring breaker.

但你喝的，就像，你知道的，就像一個春天的斷路器。

Relax.

放鬆點

E could sip is what you're saying.

E可以抿是你說的。

I I forgot years for the plant to grow, and you just have it in a second.

我我忘了幾年的植物生長，你只是在一秒鐘內擁有它。

I know.

我知道，我知道

I'm disrespecting the mescal.

我對麥斯卡爾不敬。

I don't mean to Yeah, you're talking about.

我不是故意的 是啊，你說的是。

Were we talking about Diego?

我們是在說迪亞戈嗎？

Where are you?

你在哪裡？

Where were we talking about?

我們說到哪裡了？