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  • >> SENATOR, THERE ARE A NUMBER OF YOUR REPUBLICAN COLLEAGUES IN

    >> 參議員,有一些你的共和黨的同事,在

  • THE SENATE WHO STILL HAVE NOT ACKNOWLEDGED, EVEN AFTER

    仍未承認的參議院,即使在此後

  • YESTERDAY, THAT JOE BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT-ELECT.

    今天,喬-比登是當選主席。

  • I MEAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE, PUTIN EVEN DID SO OVERNIGHT.

    我的意思是,看在上帝的份上,普京甚至在一夜之間就這樣做了。

  • >> HAS THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE SUBMITTED THEIR VOTES AND NOW

    >> 選舉委員會是否已經提交了他們的選票,而現在...。

  • YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ACKNOWLEDGE PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE

    你別無選擇,只能承認當選總統喬任梁

  • BIDEN BUT ARE STILL AFRAID TO DO SO?

    BIDEN,但仍然不敢這樣做?

  • WELL, HOW ABOUT AN EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT.

    好了,如何對美味的安排。

  • FRUIT IS THE PERFECT WAY FOR A COWARD TO SAY "CONGRATS,"

    水果是一個懦夫說 "恭喜 "的最佳方式。

  • BECAUSE AFTER IT'S CONSUMED, THERE'S NO EVIDENCE.

    因為在它被消費後,沒有證據。

  • CHOOSE FROM SOME SUCH FAINT-HEARTED ARRANGEMENTS AS

    從一些虛心的安排中選擇,如

  • THE "GUTLESS GUAVA," "TIME TO MANGO UP AND ADMIT IT," AND THE

    "無奈的瓜娃"、"是時候讓芒果起來承認它了 "和 "是時候讓芒果起來承認它了"。

  • "GROW A PAIR."

    "成長的一對。"

  • AND NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP FINDING OUT,

    也不用擔心特朗普總統會發現。

  • BECAUSE HE HAS NO INTEREST IN FRUIT.

    因為他對水果沒有興趣。

  • SO LET FRUIT SAY THE THING YOU DON'T WANT TO, BECAUSE "ORANGE"

    所以,讓水果說你不想說的話,因為 "橘子"。

  • YOU GLAD YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.

    你很高興你不必這樣做。

  • SAY IT?

    說出來?

  • EDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS: FOR WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO ADMIT YOUR

    可吃的安排。當你不想承認你的。

  • CANDIDATE WAS BEATEN TO A PULP.

    候選人被打成了豬頭。

  • >> >> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

    >> 播音員:這是 "深夜秀與史蒂芬・科爾伯特。"

>> SENATOR, THERE ARE A NUMBER OF YOUR REPUBLICAN COLLEAGUES IN

>> 參議員,有一些你的共和黨的同事,在

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