Name: 喬-拜登即將獲得一堆可食用的擺設 (Joe Biden Is About To Get A Bunch Of Edible Arrangements)
Uploaded: 2020-12-16T18:25:21.000Z
Duration: 1 min 18 s

>> SENATOR, THERE ARE A NUMBER OF YOUR REPUBLICAN COLLEAGUES IN

>> 參議員，有一些你的共和黨的同事，在

THE SENATE WHO STILL HAVE NOT ACKNOWLEDGED, EVEN AFTER

仍未承認的參議院，即使在此後

YESTERDAY, THAT JOE BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT-ELECT.

I MEAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE, PUTIN EVEN DID SO OVERNIGHT.

我的意思是，看在上帝的份上，普京甚至在一夜之間就這樣做了。

>> HAS THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE SUBMITTED THEIR VOTES AND NOW

>> 選舉委員會是否已經提交了他們的選票，而現在...。

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ACKNOWLEDGE PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE

你別無選擇，只能承認當選總統喬任梁

FRUIT IS THE PERFECT WAY FOR A COWARD TO SAY "CONGRATS,"

水果是一個懦夫說 "恭喜 "的最佳方式。

BECAUSE AFTER IT'S CONSUMED, THERE'S NO EVIDENCE.

因為在它被消費後，沒有證據。

CHOOSE FROM SOME SUCH FAINT-HEARTED ARRANGEMENTS AS

THE "GUTLESS GUAVA," "TIME TO MANGO UP AND ADMIT IT," AND THE

"無奈的瓜娃"、"是時候讓芒果起來承認它了 "和 "是時候讓芒果起來承認它了"。

AND NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP FINDING OUT,

也不用擔心特朗普總統會發現。

SO LET FRUIT SAY THE THING YOU DON'T WANT TO, BECAUSE "ORANGE"

所以，讓水果說你不想說的話，因為 "橘子"。

EDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS: FOR WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO ADMIT YOUR

可吃的安排。當你不想承認你的。

>> >> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

>> 播音員：這是 "深夜秀與史蒂芬・科爾伯特。"

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喬-拜登即將獲得一堆可食用的擺設 (Joe Biden Is About To Get A Bunch Of Edible Arrangements)