THE SENATE WHO STILL HAVE NOT ACKNOWLEDGED, EVEN AFTER

仍未承認的參議院，即使在此後

YESTERDAY, THAT JOE BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT-ELECT.

今天，喬-比登是當選主席。

I MEAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE, PUTIN EVEN DID SO OVERNIGHT.

我的意思是，看在上帝的份上，普京甚至在一夜之間就這樣做了。

>> HAS THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE SUBMITTED THEIR VOTES AND NOW

>> 選舉委員會是否已經提交了他們的選票，而現在...。

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ACKNOWLEDGE PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE

你別無選擇，只能承認當選總統喬任梁

BIDEN BUT ARE STILL AFRAID TO DO SO?

BIDEN，但仍然不敢這樣做？

WELL, HOW ABOUT AN EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT.

好了，如何對美味的安排。

FRUIT IS THE PERFECT WAY FOR A COWARD TO SAY "CONGRATS,"

水果是一個懦夫說 "恭喜 "的最佳方式。

BECAUSE AFTER IT'S CONSUMED, THERE'S NO EVIDENCE.

因為在它被消費後，沒有證據。

CHOOSE FROM SOME SUCH FAINT-HEARTED ARRANGEMENTS AS

從一些虛心的安排中選擇，如

THE "GUTLESS GUAVA," "TIME TO MANGO UP AND ADMIT IT," AND THE

"無奈的瓜娃"、"是時候讓芒果起來承認它了 "和 "是時候讓芒果起來承認它了"。

"GROW A PAIR."

"成長的一對。"

AND NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP FINDING OUT,

也不用擔心特朗普總統會發現。

BECAUSE HE HAS NO INTEREST IN FRUIT.

因為他對水果沒有興趣。

SO LET FRUIT SAY THE THING YOU DON'T WANT TO, BECAUSE "ORANGE"

所以，讓水果說你不想說的話，因為 "橘子"。

YOU GLAD YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.

你很高興你不必這樣做。

SAY IT?

說出來？

EDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS: FOR WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO ADMIT YOUR

可吃的安排。當你不想承認你的。

CANDIDATE WAS BEATEN TO A PULP.

候選人被打成了豬頭。

>> >> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

>> 播音員：這是 "深夜秀與史蒂芬・科爾伯特。"