Name: 特朗普想赦免所有他認識的人｜《今夜秀》｜《今夜秀》。 (Trump Wants to Pardon Everybody He Knows | The Tonight Show)
Uploaded: 2020-12-15T20:26:59.000Z
Duration: 10 min 27 s

-Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show"!

-歡迎，歡迎，歡迎，歡迎來到 "今夜秀"!

夥計們，讓我們來看看新聞和笑話吧。

Well, guys, this is exciting and historic day,

好了，夥計們，這是令人興奮的歷史性的一天。

because the United Kingdom started giving out

the first doses of Pfizer's COVID vaccine.

輝瑞公司的COVID疫苗的第一劑。

今天早上6點31分，瑪格麗特-基南。

became the first person ever given a tested

成為有史以來第一個獲得測試的人

and vetted COVID vaccine outside of trials.

並對COVID疫苗進行試驗外的審核。

-That's right, 90-year-old Margaret Keenan

-沒錯，九十歲的瑪格麗特-基南。

Or as the Queen put it, "Sure, sure, she was."

或者像女王說的那樣，"當然，當然，她是。"

"Yes, we definitely gave it to Margaret Keenan first."

"是的，我們肯定先給了瑪格麗特-基南。"

The U.K. vaccine underwent rigorous testing.

英國的疫苗經過了嚴格的測試。

Apparently Gordon Ramsay would try every version

顯然，戈登-拉姆塞會嘗試每一個版本

"You donkey, it's not a vaccine! It's raw!"

"It's meant to be kept in the freezer, donkey!"

"這是要放在冰箱裡的，驢子！"

Yeah, the vaccine is starting in the U.K.

But your one annoying friend will be like,

"I actually liked the original British version better."

That's right, it's a big day over in the U.K.

People are calling it "V-Day" for Vaccination Day.

人們把它稱為 "V日"，即疫苗接種日。

Yeah, V-Day, not to be confused with tonight's

Meanwhile, this is going viral. It turns out --

同時，這也是病毒式的傳播。事實證明...

this is real -- the second person to get the vaccine

這是真實的 - 第二個人得到的疫苗。

was an 81-year-old man named William Shakespeare.

是一位81歲的老人，名叫威廉-莎士比亞。

Yeah, William Shakespeare got a vaccine on V-Day.

是啊，威廉-莎士比亞在V日打了疫苗。

"To V or not to V, that is the injection."

I'm glad Shakespeare got the vaccine because in 81 years

我很高興莎士比亞打了疫苗，因為在81年以後

he hasn't been able to get a dinner reservation.

他還沒有能夠得到一個晚餐預訂。

-那一個讓你心動了，夥計？-是的

Imagine living in the U.K. and being named

想象一下，生活在英國，被命名為

after their greatest writer, William Shakespeare.

以他們最偉大的作家威廉-莎士比亞的名字命名。

That's like living in the U.S. and being named after

這就像生活在美國，卻被命名為

but it must be pretty amazing, 'cause after Shakespeare got it,

但它必須是相當驚人的， 因為在莎士比亞得到它，

he challenged Logan Paul to a boxing match.

他向羅根-保羅提出了拳擊比賽的挑戰。

那麼，隨著英國開始接種疫苗。

some news just broke out about our own supply.

一些新聞剛剛爆發了關於我們自己的供應。

It turns out this summer the Trump administration turned down

原來今年夏天，特朗普政府拒絕了

Pfizer when they asked if we wanted to buy more doses.

輝瑞公司問我們要不要買更多的劑量。

"I'm only answering questions about Mario Lopez

"我只回答關於馬里奧-洛佩茲的問題

I read that Trump wants to hand out mass pardons

我讀到特朗普要大肆赦免的消息。

是的，特朗普在進行大規模赦免。

是在魯迪-朱利安尼吃了塔可鍾之後。

is still refusing to accept the results of the election,

89% of all Republicans serving in Congress

在國會任職的所有共和黨人的89%

首先，國會議員格雷格-彭斯說。

"If Biden wins, I'll quit, and focus on my Etsy product,

"如果拜登贏了，我就不幹了，專心做我的Etsy產品。

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