Name: 每一個浮游生物的樣子？| 海綿寶寶 (Every Plankton Look Ever ? | SpongeBob)
Uploaded: 2020-12-15T20:11:29.000Z
Duration: 7 min 4 s

是的，我的計劃已經快完成了。

"If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic,

"只要你相信自己，再加上一點魔法。

Yes and after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture.

是的，這麼多年來，我還以為自己是酷刑大師呢。

And that means the life switcher was a success!

you know, something personal, maybe a secret you know

你知道，一些私人的東西，也許是你知道的祕密

Or one about my new friend Plankton or the virtues of--

或者是關於我的新朋友浮游生物的，或者是關於... ...

That's right, bring me all your valuables.

對了，把你的貴重物品都拿過來。

I'd simply love one of your Krabby whats-its.

But my delicate digestive system has special needs

但我脆弱的消化系統有特殊的需要。

and I'll need to see a complete list of ingredients.

而我需要看到一個完整的成分清單。

You wouldn't want me to be up all night with painful bloating. Would you?

你不會想讓我整夜不睡，痛苦的脹氣吧？你會嗎？

First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience.

首先，我需要一位觀眾志願者。

不錯的嘗試。你的行為已經結束了，夥計。

I would like to pilfer your-- I mean purchase a Krabby Patty.

我想偷你的... 我是說買一個蟹皇堡

We have a lovely assortment of fungi and algae flavors.

我們有各種可愛的真菌和藻類口味。

How many delicious boxes can I put you down for?

I break this bottle and then he's gonna put me in another bottle.

我打碎了這個瓶子，然後他就會把我放進另一個瓶子裡。

I hope it's a baby bottle, because you look adorable.

我希望這是一個嬰兒奶瓶，因為你看起來很可愛。

Let's unload all that harmful information in your little yellow head.

讓我們把那些有害的資訊全部卸載在你的小黃腦袋裡。

You're a bit smaller than I imagined, doctor,

你比我想象的要小一點，醫生。

but I guess that's why they call ya, "Shrink".

但我想這就是為什麼他們叫你 "心理醫生"。

I'm the founder and owner of The Chum Bucket.

我是 "查姆桶 "的創始人和老闆。

Come on! I paid a lot of money for that ad!

來吧！我花了很多錢買那個廣告！

Behold... the horrors of the Krusty Krab!

你看起來就像我剛剛看到了一個鬼。

Ah, what are ya-- ya'll talking about SpongeBob?

啊，你們在說什麼... 你們在說海綿寶寶？

Patrick, this is your conscience speaking.

帕特里克，這是你的良知在說話。

♪ Meatball, meatball ♪ ♪ Spaghetti underneath ♪

*肉丸，肉丸 * *下面的意大利麵條 *

♪ Ravioli, ravioli ♪ ♪ Great Barrier Reef ♪

好了，現在讓我們聽聽這個公式。

I even ate 105 black licorice jelly beans through a straw.

我甚至用吸管吃了105顆黑甘草果凍豆。

You know, I never told anyone the secret Krabby Patty formula before.

你知道嗎，我從來沒有告訴過任何人蟹皇堡的祕密配方。

不，不，我不是痞子。我是Cashenna。

I'll drop the charges if you give me the formula.

如果你把公式給我，我就不起訴。

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每一個浮游生物的樣子？| 海綿寶寶 (Every Plankton Look Ever ? | SpongeBob)

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