And I was sleeping over at his house when I asked.

而我問的時候，我正在他家睡覺。

You mind if I use your toothpaste?

你介意我用你的牙膏嗎？

Yeah, sure, Go ahead.

是的，當然，去吧。

I mean, I leave the cap off all the time, so it was, like, kind of gross, but I don't know, like, looks fine to me.

我的意思是，我離開蓋子關閉所有的時間， 所以它是一樣，那種毛， 但我不知道，喜歡，看起來很好我。

E Oh.

哦

How did you miss that?

你怎麼會錯過這個？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I just use this one.

我就用這個。

Oh, I don't know what that is.

哦，我不知道那是什麼。

It says toothpaste.

它說牙膏。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Yeah.

是啊。

E don't know what that is.

我不知道那是什麼

Yeah, I went into fight or flight mode.

是啊，我進入了戰鬥或飛行模式。

Real quick weight.

真正快速的重量。

So just to be super clear, you don't know who's toothpaste.

所以我想說的是，你不知道誰的牙膏。

This is in case you haven't caught on.

這是在你還沒有明白的情況下。

When I said you don't know who's toothpaste, this is what I meant.

我說你不知道誰的牙膏，就是這個意思。

Waas, Are you seeing other people?

華斯，你在和別人約會嗎？

And by that I meant are you fucking other people?

我的意思是你在和別人上床嗎？

And by that, I meant for your sake, I hope you're not.

我的意思是，為了你，我希望你不是。

Because I will lose my goddamn light.

因為我會失去我該死的光。

And by that I meant so like, well, we're on the topic.

我的意思是，所以喜歡，好了，我們的主題。

What are we?

我們是什麼？

And by that, I meant I mean, I think our genetics could be the greatest crossover of all time.

我的意思是，我認為我們的基因可能是最偉大的交集。

Just say, And by that I meant, I mean, not to freak you out or anything.

只是說，我的意思是，我的意思是， 不是要嚇唬你或任何東西。

Like I don't want to rush into having a baby.

就像我不想急著生孩子一樣。

Don't worry.

別擔心

If I get pregnant, I will go to Planned Parenthood and, you know, but I'm on the pill, you know?

如果我懷孕了，我會去計劃生育， 你知道，但我在吃藥，你知道嗎？

Of course I'm on the pill E.

當然，我在吃藥E。

What's happened before By that, I meant.

以前發生過什麼 我的意思是說

But if you get me pregnant and I find out that you've been hooking up with other people this entire time, I will lose the very little Children I have.

但如果你讓我懷孕了，我發現你一直在和別人勾搭，這段時間，我會失去我僅有的一點孩子。

This will not be fun.

這將是不好玩的。

You know, all of this was sort of communicated telepathically because I literally on.

你知道，所有這些都是通過心靈感應溝通的，因為我真的在。

Lee said.

李先生說。

You don't know who's toothpaste.

你不知道誰的牙膏。

This is Oh, no, no, that's my mom's.

這是哦，不，不，這是我媽媽的。

She brought over, like, six bags of toiletries and paper towels stuff when quarantine hit.

她帶了六袋洗漱用品和紙巾之類的東西過來，當隔離期來臨的時候。

So that's probably why I don't recognize it.

所以這可能是我不認識它的原因。

You know, I was so relieved, but of course I didn't want to be a fool.

你知道嗎，我很欣慰，但我當然不想當傻瓜。

So do you really go Lie detector test is necessary.

所以你真的有必要去做測謊儀測試嗎。

OB be I mean, I want to believe you, but you have every incentive July and no motivation to tell the truth.

OB是我的意思是，我想相信你，但你有所有的動機七月，沒有動機說實話。

Okay, but do you think this is like a great foundation for the beginning of whatever this is?

好吧，但你認為這是像一個偉大的基礎 開始的任何這是？

Great question to start.

很好的問題開始。

What is this?

這是什麼？

I don't know.

我不知道。

What do you want to say?

你想說什麼？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Where do you see it going?

你覺得它會去哪裡？

I don't know.

我不知道。

This is pointless.

這是毫無意義的。

Men don't have it.

男人沒有這個能力。

Why?

為什麼？

There never is.

從來沒有。

Why They don't know why they do anything true, Damn it!

為什麼他們不知道為什麼要做任何事情，該死的!

And that, ladies and gentlemen and non BBs is how you don't figure anything out.

而這一點，女士們，先生們，非BB們是怎麼也想不明白的。

But you know what?

但你知道嗎？

Sometimes instead of good old communication, you just have to continue to live in obscurity and uncertainty and the fear of disappointment for a long as you can.

有時候，與其好好的溝通，不如繼續活在晦澀和不確定以及害怕失望的情緒中，能活多久是多久。

It's a choice.

這是一個選擇。

I stand by it.

我支持它。

I'm Anaconda and fine.

我是蟒蛇，很好。

Stay awesome.

帥呆了。