Gimme the case!

把箱子給我！

AAAAAGH!

AAAAAGH！

Please!

求你了！

Come on!

來吧！

Uh oh!

啊哦！

(whip crack)

(鞭裂)

Aaaaaaagh!!!!

Aaaaaaagh!!!!

You've got incoming, Tony.

託尼，你有來電了

Looks like the fight is coming to you

看來，你的戰鬥要來了

Alright! They're coming in hot. What's the play?

好吧！他們來勢洶洶。什麼戲？

Don't worry about it boys! I'm still at Whiplash's terminal.

別擔心，孩子們！我還在 "鞭子 "的終端。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Yeah save a few for us, eh Natasha.

是啊，給我們留幾個，嗯，娜塔莎。

Heads up! You got another drone incoming.

注意！又有一架無人機來了

This one looks different.

這個看起來不一樣。

It is good to be back!

回來的感覺真好!

Mwahahahahaha!

姆瓦哈哈哈哈!

Alright! [Now time for some real action!]

好吧！[Now time for some real action! ]

Nevermind!

沒關係！

Uh oh.

呃，哦。

Shut that one down as well.

把那個也關了。

AAAooooooooooow!!!!

AAAooooooooooooow!!!!

Okay... You're still hacking.

好吧...你還在黑客。

Yeah. He really shouldn't have left his computer like this.

是啊，他真不應該把電腦丟在這裡。

He he he he

他 他 他 他

You lose.

你輸了。

(bombs arming)

（炸彈佈防）

Oh crap, Tony! These drones are rigged to blow!

哦，糟糕，託尼！這些無人機都是用來爆炸的！

We gotta get out of here, man!

我們得離開這裡，夥計！

Okay! One last chance to be the hero!

好吧！ 最後一次做英雄的機會！最後一次當英雄的機會！

Let's go!

我們走吧！

(disarm)

(解除武裝)

I got 'em.

我得到了他們。

Oh come on!

哦，拜託！

Wow

譁

Without a certain someone, it sounds like that whole story would have went sideways.

如果沒有某一個人，聽起來整個故事就會出現偏差。

All in a days work.

都是一天的工作。

I mean that's just the price you pay when... you're Iron Man.

我的意思是，這只是你付出的代價... 你是鋼鐵俠。

Not you!

不是你！

You mean Rhodey?

你是說羅迪？

I'm talking about her!

我說的是她！

Oh you mean the assistant?

哦，你是說那個助理？

Yeah! She's the real hero!

是啊，她才是真正的英雄！她才是真正的英雄！

Look at her go!

看她走！

She's awesome!

她真厲害！

Ooooooo Mama

嗚嗚媽媽

Yeah.

是啊。

Girl you make me....

女孩你讓我....

Craaaaaazy

瘋瘋癲癲

Welp. See you guys!

Welp.回頭見！

Hey... What's up?

欸...怎麼了？

I'm Batman

我是蝙蝠俠

I see you like to wear black leather and beat the crap out of bad guys.

我看你喜歡穿黑皮衣，把壞人打得屁滾尿流。

Yeah.

是啊。

I like to do that too.

我也喜歡這樣做。

Oh I can do a LOT more than kick the crap out of bad guys.

哦，我可以做更多的事情，比踢壞傢伙的廢話。

Oh really!

哦，真的！

I can kick the crap out of good guys as well

我也能把好人踢得屁滾尿流的

*bat giggle*

*蝙蝠的笑聲

She is awesome! What's her origin story?

她很厲害!她有什麼來歷？

Are we gonna learn about her next?

我們下一步要了解她的情況嗎？

Nah.

沒有

But... you just introduced her...

但是... 你剛剛介紹了她... ...

Why wouldn't you?

為什麼不呢？

I don't know. It just doesn't feel like the right time, you know?

我不知道，只是覺得時機不對，你知道嗎？只是感覺時機不對，你知道嗎？

Yeah because, Hello, I'm the star! Remember?

是的，因為，你好，我是明星！記得嗎？

I made a new reactor from my dad's Disney land map...

我用我爸爸的迪士尼樂園地圖做了一個新的反應堆... ...

I'm more awesome now!

我現在更厲害了!

Remember my story?

還記得我的故事嗎？

Nobody is interested in the new girl!

沒有人對新來的女孩感興趣！

You are soooo interesting!

你真是太有趣了!

You wanna know my secret identity?

你想知道我的祕密身份嗎？

You're Bruce Wayne. Billionaire who fights crime from a secret base under your home...

你是布魯斯-韋恩億萬富翁，在你家樓下的祕密基地打擊犯罪... ...

with a bunch of unlicensed weapons and gadgets

帶著一大堆無牌的武器和小玩意。

Whoa!

哇！

And Single.

和單。

How did you know all of that?

你是怎麼知道這些的？

Because I'm Black Widow.

因為我是黑寡婦

Oh my gosh I love you!

哦，我的天哪，我愛你！

I think I'm seeing a LOT of interest.

我想我看到了很多的興趣。

I think you're wrong.

我想你錯了

I mean maybe if like 10 years go by...

我的意思是，也許如果像10年去了... ...

Or if she dies or something...

或者如果她死了什麼的...

Then we can get around to it.

然後我們就可以開始行動了。

unless there's a global pandemic...

除非有一個全球性的大流行... ...

Then it'll have to be after that.

那就只能在那之後了。

Unless there's some sort of online streaming option...

除非有某種在線流媒體選項... ...

in which case...

這樣的話

still no.

還是沒有。

But after all of that!

但在這一切之後！

Then we can tell her story!

那我們就可以講她的故事了！

Cool! Then she can be the first girl Avenger!

酷！ Cool!那她就可以成為第一個女復仇者了! Then she can be the first girl Avenger!

Nah we'll probably just give it to Captain Marvel or something before that.

不，我們可能會在這之前把它送給驚奇隊長什麼的。

Sounds like a huge missed opportunity

聽起來像是錯失了一個巨大的機會

Sounds great to me!

聽起來不錯！

Anyways I gotta bounce!

總之，我得跳了！

I gotta see about another potential leading man.

我得看看另一個潛在的男主角。

This one has a hammer!

這一個有一個錘子！

Yeah that sounds fun... and new.

是啊，這聽起來很有趣... ... 和新的。

Oh it will be... by the time we get to the third one.

哦，它會是... ... 當我們得到的第三個。

But one thing is for sure...

但有一件事是肯定的...

There is absolutely nobody alive...

絕對沒有人活著...

who is interested in MORE Black Widow.

誰對更多的黑寡婦感興趣。

(making out)

（親熱）

Holy crap! She's flirting with the competition!

我的媽呀！她在和競爭對手調情！

I told you! There is tons of interest!

我告訴過你！有大量的興趣！

This is just too far!

這實在是太遠了!

Bad Batman!

壞蝙蝠俠！

BAD!

糟糕！

You're so amazing! [YOU'RE So Amazing!]

你是如此驚人！[你是如此驚人！]

You kick butt so good!

你踢屁股踢得真好！

YOU kick butt so good!!

你踢屁股踢得真好！

We gotta spilt them up!

我們得把他們打翻在地！

Do your mind erase thing on them or something!

在他們身上做你的思想擦除什麼的！

What!? Why? It's adorable!

什麼！？怎麼了？太可愛了！

Let them have their fun.

讓他們盡情的玩吧。

I will leave DC for you!

我會為你離開華盛頓！

Okay I'll do it.

好吧，我會做到這一點。

You erased my memory didn't you?

你抹掉了我的記憶，是嗎？

How did you know that?

你怎麼知道的？

Ooooooooooo Mama!

嗚嗚媽媽！

Because I'm Black Widow I mean... Batman

因為我是黑寡婦，我的意思是... ...蝙蝠俠

Because I'm... Batman.

因為我是...Batman.

Pay! Attention! To Me!

注意！注意！給我！