Will be sworn in soon.

很快就會宣誓就職。

Kamala Harris, you dio Ah, very good Kamala Impression.

卡馬拉-哈里斯，你這是什麼意思啊，卡馬拉印象非常好。

You know, I do have ah, Kamala Harris impression.

你知道，我確實有啊，卡馬拉・哈里斯的印象。

And the key to it is actually sounding like you just left Happy hour.

而關鍵的是，其實聽起來就像你剛離開快樂時光。

Because because I'm lit.

因為我是點燃。

I am so lit.

我是如此點燃。

I am so little like when she was when she was walking that morning and she called up Joe Biden kind yell you on.

We did it.

我們做到了

I was like, Yo, she just had a picture of Bloody Marys.

我當時想，喲，她只是有一個血腥瑪麗的照片。

That's what happened.

這就是發生的事情。

Like she had to walk so she could walk off the Bloody Marys.

就像她必須要走，這樣她才能走掉血腥瑪麗。

That's how it works.

這就是它的工作原理。

Literally, man.

從字面上看，男人。

She just sounds turn.

她只是聽起來轉。

She she's turned.

她她變成了。

She looks good.

她看起來不錯。

She's blending.

她在混合。

It all works out.

這一切都能解決。

Yeah, I like it.

是的，我喜歡它。

I like black and indian.

我喜歡黑人和印度人。

Blend in.

混入。

Uh, your, uh Did I hear correctly that you are working on a a new impression?

呃，你的，呃，我沒聽錯吧，你正在做一個新的印象？

Joaquin Phoenix's Joker.

喬金-菲尼克斯的《小丑》。

Is that right?

是這樣嗎？

I am.

我就是

Now, what is the key to doing?

現在，關鍵是要做什麼？

Joaquin Phoenix Joker?

喬金-菲尼克斯-小丑？

Totally losing your mind.

完全失去理智。

Um, eating, eating the apple a day?

嗯，吃，每天吃蘋果？

No, you don't have to do that.

不，你不必這樣做。

Don't Please don't do the White King Phoenix diet.

不要請不要做白景鳳減肥法。

You will not live.

你將無法生存。

Okay?

好嗎？

He's different, all right?

他是不同的，好嗎？

He's not from here.

他不是這裡的人

He That was scary.

他那是嚇人的。

Skinny.

瘦。

He was Yo, you could literally see his heart from his backbone.

他是喲，你從他的脊樑骨上真的可以看到他的心。

Like it was so crazy.

就像它是如此瘋狂。

But he was translucent.

但他是半透明的。

You could see through him because he was So he was the key to it, though.

你能看穿他，因為他是 所以他是關鍵，雖然。

Cohen it is.

科恩是。

You know, basically, you have to switch your voice and talk like this.

你知道，基本上，你必須改變你的聲音，這樣說話。

It's not hard.

這並不難。

They just think we'll just sit there that we won't werewolf and go wild.

他們只是認為我們會坐在那裡，我們不會狼人和瘋狂。

We'll just take it like good little boys.

我們會像個乖孩子一樣接受它。

You think guys like Thomas Wayne care about people like me?

你以為像托馬斯-韋恩這樣的人 會在乎我這樣的人嗎？

They don't.

他們沒有。

You know what I mean?

你知道我的意思嗎？

So on the key to it, like I'm saying, another key always stay in character in my house.

所以在它的關鍵上，就像我說的那樣，另一把鑰匙始終保持著我家的特色。

So I'm in house doing things.

所以我在家裡做事情。

Why King Phoenix?

為什麼是鳳王？

You're washing dishes?

你在洗碗？

Um, cooking intercourse, whatever you need, E.

嗯，烹飪性交，無論你需要什麼，E。

I mean, that's wild, though, you know?

我的意思是，這是野生的，雖然，你知道嗎？

Why Can't fix some girls like it, you know, I mean it be like, yeah, hit the year.

為什麼不能修復一些女孩喜歡它， 你知道，我的意思是它是像，是的，打年。

Hit me with your impression.

把你的印象告訴我

I'm like you like that, don't you?

我喜歡你這樣，你呢？

Oh, my God, is that why?

哦，我的上帝，是為什麼？

Keen?

基恩？

Yes, it is.

是的，它是。

And I've been bad, but you've been mawr bad.

我一直很壞，但你一直很壞。

Naughty s also stops you from climax.

頑皮的s也讓你停止了高潮。

And if you need, you know, you always You can always pull that out.

如果你需要，你知道， 你總是可以拉出來。

It stopped me right there.

它讓我停在了那裡。

I was ready to g o.

我已經準備好了

Can I tell you this?

我可以告訴你這個嗎？

What?

什麼？

I really did this with my ex girlfriend, right?

我真的是和前女友做的吧？

You know, it was a little too great.

你知道，這有點太偉大了。

And it was a little too good.

而且這也太厲害了點。

And I was like, Yo, you gotta slow down, you know?

我當時想，喲，你得慢下來，你知道嗎？

I mean, but, you know, women don't listen.

我的意思是，但是，你知道，女人不聽。

Sometimes, you know, we do people, people don't listen exactly in the best man and women, old men and women, But she ain't wanna listen.

有時候，你知道，我們做的人， 人們不聽完全在最好的男人和女人， 老男人和女人，但她是不是想聽。

So I had to pull out the Jay Z real quick and I laughed.

所以我不得不拿出Jay Z的真本事，我笑了。

And then that made her stop.

然後這讓她停了下來。

You know what I mean?

你知道我的意思嗎？

You do a Jay Z laughing That makes everything stop That makes everything stopped like she e was like, Yo, chill, slow down.

你做一個Jay Z的笑聲，這使得一切都停止了，這使得一切都停止了，就像她說，喲，冷靜，慢下來。

She was like, No, no, I was like, Yo, chill, slow down.

她就像，不，不，我就像，喲，冷靜，慢點。

She was like, No, I was like e o like, why did you dio ran in the corner e o stupid.

她就說，不，我就像e o一樣，你為什麼dio跑到角落裡去了e o傻。

Why did you do?

你為什麼要這麼做？

I was like, Yeah, because I still want to keep going, That's what.

我當時想，是的，因為我還想繼續前進，這就是。

Shut.

閉上你的嘴

Sit down and shut it.

坐下來，關上它。

Probably tougher, Jay Z, when you think about it.

可能更難，Jay Z，你想想看。

Oh, my gosh.

哦，我的天哪。

Shutting things down for him?

給他關了事？

Yeah, I mean, that's I mean, I wouldn't be turned.

是啊，我的意思是，這是我的意思是，我不會被轉。

I wouldn't be turned on a little Tickle me Elmo E Shout out the jail.

我不會對一個小癢癢我艾莫E喊出監獄。

Love Jay Z.

愛Jay Z。

I have to say that he's not watching, baby.

我不得不說，他不看，寶貝。