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  • one thing I was thinking about this morning is we now have a new vice president.

    我今早在想一件事 就是我們現在有了一個新的副總統。

  • Will be sworn in soon.

    很快就會宣誓就職。

  • Kamala Harris, you dio Ah, very good Kamala Impression.

    卡馬拉-哈里斯,你這是什麼意思啊,卡馬拉印象非常好。

  • You know, I do have ah, Kamala Harris impression.

    你知道,我確實有啊,卡馬拉・哈里斯的印象。

  • And the key to it is actually sounding like you just left Happy hour.

    而關鍵的是,其實聽起來就像你剛離開快樂時光。

  • Because because I'm lit.

    因為我是點燃。

  • I am so lit.

    我是如此點燃。

  • I am so little like when she was when she was walking that morning and she called up Joe Biden kind yell you on.

  • We did it.

    我們做到了

  • I was like, Yo, she just had a picture of Bloody Marys.

    我當時想,喲,她只是有一個血腥瑪麗的照片。

  • That's what happened.

    這就是發生的事情。

  • Like she had to walk so she could walk off the Bloody Marys.

    就像她必須要走,這樣她才能走掉血腥瑪麗。

  • That's how it works.

    這就是它的工作原理。

  • Literally, man.

    從字面上看,男人。

  • She just sounds turn.

    她只是聽起來轉。

  • She she's turned.

    她她變成了。

  • She looks good.

    她看起來不錯。

  • She's blending.

    她在混合。

  • It all works out.

    這一切都能解決。

  • Yeah, I like it.

    是的,我喜歡它。

  • I like black and indian.

    我喜歡黑人和印度人。

  • Blend in.

    混入。

  • Uh, your, uh Did I hear correctly that you are working on a a new impression?

    呃,你的,呃,我沒聽錯吧,你正在做一個新的印象?

  • Joaquin Phoenix's Joker.

    喬金-菲尼克斯的《小丑》。

  • Is that right?

    是這樣嗎?

  • I am.

    我就是

  • Now, what is the key to doing?

    現在,關鍵是要做什麼?

  • Joaquin Phoenix Joker?

    喬金-菲尼克斯-小丑?

  • Totally losing your mind.

    完全失去理智。

  • Um, eating, eating the apple a day?

    嗯,吃,每天吃蘋果?

  • No, you don't have to do that.

    不,你不必這樣做。

  • Don't Please don't do the White King Phoenix diet.

    不要請不要做白景鳳減肥法。

  • You will not live.

    你將無法生存。

  • Okay?

    好嗎?

  • He's different, all right?

    他是不同的,好嗎?

  • He's not from here.

    他不是這裡的人

  • He That was scary.

    他那是嚇人的。

  • Skinny.

    瘦。

  • He was Yo, you could literally see his heart from his backbone.

    他是喲,你從他的脊樑骨上真的可以看到他的心。

  • Like it was so crazy.

    就像它是如此瘋狂。

  • But he was translucent.

    但他是半透明的。

  • You could see through him because he was So he was the key to it, though.

    你能看穿他,因為他是 所以他是關鍵,雖然。

  • Cohen it is.

    科恩是。

  • You know, basically, you have to switch your voice and talk like this.

    你知道,基本上,你必須改變你的聲音,這樣說話。

  • It's not hard.

    這並不難。

  • They just think we'll just sit there that we won't werewolf and go wild.

    他們只是認為我們會坐在那裡,我們不會狼人和瘋狂。

  • We'll just take it like good little boys.

    我們會像個乖孩子一樣接受它。

  • You think guys like Thomas Wayne care about people like me?

    你以為像托馬斯-韋恩這樣的人 會在乎我這樣的人嗎?

  • They don't.

    他們沒有。

  • You know what I mean?

    你知道我的意思嗎?

  • So on the key to it, like I'm saying, another key always stay in character in my house.

    所以在它的關鍵上,就像我說的那樣,另一把鑰匙始終保持著我家的特色。

  • So I'm in house doing things.

    所以我在家裡做事情。

  • Why King Phoenix?

    為什麼是鳳王?

  • You're washing dishes?

    你在洗碗?

  • Um, cooking intercourse, whatever you need, E.

    嗯,烹飪性交,無論你需要什麼,E。

  • I mean, that's wild, though, you know?

    我的意思是,這是野生的,雖然,你知道嗎?

  • Why Can't fix some girls like it, you know, I mean it be like, yeah, hit the year.

    為什麼不能修復一些女孩喜歡它, 你知道,我的意思是它是像,是的,打年。

  • Hit me with your impression.

    把你的印象告訴我

  • I'm like you like that, don't you?

    我喜歡你這樣,你呢?

  • Oh, my God, is that why?

    哦,我的上帝,是為什麼?

  • Keen?

    基恩?

  • Yes, it is.

    是的,它是。

  • And I've been bad, but you've been mawr bad.

    我一直很壞,但你一直很壞。

  • Naughty s also stops you from climax.

    頑皮的s也讓你停止了高潮。

  • And if you need, you know, you always You can always pull that out.

    如果你需要,你知道, 你總是可以拉出來。

  • It stopped me right there.

    它讓我停在了那裡。

  • I was ready to g o.

    我已經準備好了

  • Can I tell you this?

    我可以告訴你這個嗎?

  • What?

    什麼?

  • I really did this with my ex girlfriend, right?

    我真的是和前女友做的吧?

  • You know, it was a little too great.

    你知道,這有點太偉大了。

  • And it was a little too good.

    而且這也太厲害了點。

  • And I was like, Yo, you gotta slow down, you know?

    我當時想,喲,你得慢下來,你知道嗎?

  • I mean, but, you know, women don't listen.

    我的意思是,但是,你知道,女人不聽。

  • Sometimes, you know, we do people, people don't listen exactly in the best man and women, old men and women, But she ain't wanna listen.

    有時候,你知道,我們做的人, 人們不聽完全在最好的男人和女人, 老男人和女人,但她是不是想聽。

  • So I had to pull out the Jay Z real quick and I laughed.

    所以我不得不拿出Jay Z的真本事,我笑了。

  • And then that made her stop.

    然後這讓她停了下來。

  • You know what I mean?

    你知道我的意思嗎?

  • You do a Jay Z laughing That makes everything stop That makes everything stopped like she e was like, Yo, chill, slow down.

    你做一個Jay Z的笑聲,這使得一切都停止了,這使得一切都停止了,就像她說,喲,冷靜,慢下來。

  • She was like, No, no, I was like, Yo, chill, slow down.

    她就像,不,不,我就像,喲,冷靜,慢點。

  • She was like, No, I was like e o like, why did you dio ran in the corner e o stupid.

    她就說,不,我就像e o一樣,你為什麼dio跑到角落裡去了e o傻。

  • Why did you do?

    你為什麼要這麼做?

  • I was like, Yeah, because I still want to keep going, That's what.

    我當時想,是的,因為我還想繼續前進,這就是。

  • Shut.

    閉上你的嘴

  • Sit down and shut it.

    坐下來,關上它。

  • Probably tougher, Jay Z, when you think about it.

    可能更難,Jay Z,你想想看。

  • Oh, my gosh.

    哦,我的天哪。

  • Shutting things down for him?

    給他關了事?

  • Yeah, I mean, that's I mean, I wouldn't be turned.

    是啊,我的意思是,這是我的意思是,我不會被轉。

  • I wouldn't be turned on a little Tickle me Elmo E Shout out the jail.

    我不會對一個小癢癢我艾莫E喊出監獄。

  • Love Jay Z.

    愛Jay Z。

  • I have to say that he's not watching, baby.

    我不得不說,他不看,寶貝。

one thing I was thinking about this morning is we now have a new vice president.

我今早在想一件事 就是我們現在有了一個新的副總統。

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