That's a thank you outfit.

那是一件謝謝你的衣服。

It's not address its's not pants.

這不是地址，它不是褲子。

Kind of a one Z.

樣的一個Z。

It's a one.

這是一個一。

Yeah, it looks great.

是的，它看起來很不錯。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

It looks like a little bit of a throwback to my wrong.

看起來有點像我的錯覺。

I just kind of a seventies thing going Very retro.

我只是一種七十年代的東西去 很復古。

I'm I'm so glad you like it.

我... 我很高興你喜歡它。

Yeah, I really like it.

是的，我真的很喜歡它。

I was really excited to come.

來的時候我真的很興奮。

I, you know, like a Conan virgin.

我，你知道，就像柯南的處男。

I've never been on the show before, so I was excited.

我從來沒有上過這個節目，所以我很興奮。

I make women sad.

我讓女人傷心。

E Yeah.

是的

Yeah.

是啊。

Well, thank you so much for being here on this auspicious occasion.

好吧，非常感謝你能在這個吉祥的時刻來到這裡。

I know you're also excited.

我知道你也很興奮。

I'm told you're a big Johnny Knoxville fan.

我聽說你是約翰尼-諾克斯維爾的忠實粉絲。

Big fan of Jackass.

Jackass的忠實粉絲。

I am.

我就是

You're such a jackass.

你真是個笨蛋

I love it.

我喜歡它。

Oh, great.

哦，太好了。

Yeah, I'm kind of I like daredevil stuff, so Oh, yeah.

是啊，我是那種... ...我喜歡敢死隊的東西，所以哦，是的。

Excited.

興奮。

Yeah.

是啊。

Hi.

嗨，我的天

I don't know where this is going.

我不知道這是怎麼回事。

I actually had a little bit of a jackass moment myself last year.

其實去年我自己也有一點懵逼的時候。

Do you wanna hear it?

你想聽嗎？

Did somebody hit you in the face with a fish?

有人用魚打你的臉嗎？

No, that was That was not my moment.

不，那是... ...那不是我的時刻。

No, it was actually the Dominican Republic.

不，其實是多米尼加共和國。

About a year ago or a couple years ago with my co star Johnny Galecki from the show and we decided to rent vest Buzz.

大約一年前或幾年前，與我的合作明星約翰尼-加萊基從節目中，我們決定租馬甲巴斯。

And I was so excited and I wanted he was driving and I was in the back.

我很興奮，我想讓他開車，我在後面。

But I said, you know, I want to drive it, and he was okay.

但我說，你知道，我想開它，他也沒意見。

You know, they don't care if you wear helmets there or any sort of, you know, e No, you don't either.

你知道，他們不在乎你是否戴著頭盔或任何種類的，你知道，不，你也不在乎。

But they don't.

但他們沒有。

They don't care eso anyways, but you should care, but I don't care.

反正他們也不在乎，但你應該在乎，但我不在乎。

So I'm like, Great.

所以我想，太好了。

So I get on, we get the Vespa in there, I'm in the front and I am driving around.

所以我上了車，我們把Vespa弄進去，我在前面開著車到處跑。

I'm, like, so excited in these little roads.

我，喜歡，在這些小路上很興奮。

And I crashed us so bad this wall came out of nowhere.

我把我們撞得太慘了，這堵牆不知從哪裡冒出來的。

It was It wasn't even a person or a car.

它是... ...它甚至不是一個人或一輛車。

It was just a wall.

這只是一堵牆。

But it was kind of hard to turn.

但這有點難轉。

Yeah, it happens a lot.

是的，它經常發生。

E love that.

我喜歡這樣

You're complaining that Johnny Knoxville e I'm on your side thing.

你在抱怨約翰尼-諾克斯維爾和我是站在你這邊的。

Man has had dildo shot of him.

男子被拍了假陽具的照片。

He doesn't.

他沒有

I lost a tooth.

我掉了一顆牙

One crashed.

有一個墜毀了。

It's really bad.

這真的很糟糕。

And that was my one jackass moment but it was It was pretty intense.

這是我的一個傻瓜時刻，但它是 這是相當激烈的。

We both fell off the bike landed on me.

我們都從自行車上摔下來，落在我身上。

Are you get?

你明白了嗎？

I'm getting sort of an impression that you do.

我得到的印象，你做的。

You like the bad boys then?

那你喜歡壞孩子嗎？

Are you one of those women that dress that way?

你也是那種穿著打扮的女人嗎？

Ideo.

Ideo.

I tend to go for the bad boy, that tattooed kind of badass jackass.

我傾向於去的壞男孩， 紋身的那種壞蛋的傻瓜。

Sort of.

算是吧

You know, that guy that Vespa riders?

你知道，那個騎著Vespa的傢伙？

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah, a Vespa gang.

對，黃蜂幫

We're coming to your town a long time, you know?

我們要來你的城市很久了，你知道嗎？

It's the tattoos.

這是紋身。

Do you have any tattoos?

你有什麼紋身嗎？

Do I have any tattoos?

我有什麼紋身嗎？

No, I do not.

不，我沒有。

Not under their not underwear.

不在他們的不內褲下。

No one be obscured by freckle like a scary one here arm?

沒有人被雀斑遮擋住像一個可怕的這裡的手臂？

I don't know.

我不知道。

She liked it.

她喜歡它。

No, no, I have nothing.

不，不，我什麼都沒有。

I think tattoos are really cool.

我覺得紋身真的很酷。

I just think I'm one of those guys that can't pull it off.

我只是覺得我是那些人中的一個，不能把它關閉。

Yeah.

是啊。

No, I understand.

不，我明白。

They're not nice, I hope.

我希望他們不是好人

Why can't you say no?

你為什麼不能說不？

No.

不知道

You'd be so hot.

你會很性感的。

Why did you have to say Oh, yeah.

你為什麼要說哦，是的。

No, I completely get No, I thought maybe you're doing a manly thing.

不，我完全明白 不，我想也許你在做一件男子漢的事情。

Just doesn't work.

只是不工作。

No.

不知道

I thought maybe you had them secretly underneath you.

我想，也許你有他們偷偷地在你下面。

know.

懂得。

And there were.

而且有。

You can't see them on you're not on your hands or you know well, most people do have them underneath him.

你不在手上看不出來，或者你很清楚，大部分人的下面確實有。

But no, I don't.

但不，我沒有。

And you don't have a tattoo?

而你沒有紋身？

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

I can't make up my mind about things.

我無法下定決心的事情。

That's a big I always I always would think, like, what would I be okay with?

這是一個大的我總是我總是會想，比如，我可以接受什麼？

Like when they're rolling me over in a nursing home bed?

就像他們在養老院的床上給我翻身的時候？

What would I still be proud of?

我還會驕傲什麼？

And I can't think of a design that right.

我也想不出這麼正確的設計。

You have to think pretty far ahead, but yeah, and if it's a band, it better be a band.

你必須想得很遠，但是是的，如果是一個樂隊，最好是一個樂隊。

That's still cool, right?

這還算酷吧？

Def Leppard?

Def Leppard?

No air supply rules.

沒有供氣規則。

You know, it's gonna be something that's gonna last through the ages because I don't even know who air supply it exactly.

你知道，這將是一個東西 要去持續通過年齡 因為我甚至不知道誰的空氣供應它到底。

Um, well, let me tell you, buddy.

嗯，好吧，讓我告訴你，哥們。

Okay?

好嗎？

Let me tell you about losing.

讓我來告訴你輸了。

Called Olio Speedwagon.

叫奧里奧飛車。

E o.

E o.

It was your band for the old time, Thio.

這是你以前的樂隊，Thio.

No, that's okay.

不，這沒關係。

I'm not manly and I'm old.

我不是男人，我也老了。

E o.

E o.

I don't think I've ever bean aspect, you know, you'll be back.

我不認為我有過豆的方面，你知道，你會回來的。

Wow.

哇哦

Uh, I've got low self esteem.

呃，我有低自尊心。

A perfect fit.

完美的配合。

Um, Now I understand that.

嗯，現在我明白了。

Okay, So you're not a good driver.

好吧，所以你不是一個好司機。

You because you guys shoot around here on this right next door to you guys?

你是因為你們在這附近開槍，就在你們的隔壁？

Yeah, I've actually a couple of times.

是的，我其實已經有幾次了。

I don't know if you've seen I've seen you.

我不知道你有沒有看到我見過你。

I've been driving.

我一直在開車。

Like when you go through security.

就像你過安檢的時候。

Yeah, I have almost hit you, like, three time.

是啊，我幾乎打你，像，三次。

Really?

真的嗎？

Um, I a pedestrian and you gun the engine.

嗯，我是一個行人和你槍的引擎。

You're in your car, and I Maybe I'm your You've been in your car a couple of times.

你在你的車裡，而我也許就是你的你，你已經在你的車裡呆了好幾次了。

I've been so paranoid about hitting you.

我一直妄想著要打你。

I got a WB tickets.

我買了一張WB的票

Season one.

第一季。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

That stunned me.

這讓我驚呆了。

They have police here.

他們有警察在這裡。

Yes, there.

是的，有。

Warner Brothers Police That will pull you over for speeding.

華納兄弟警察，會讓你超速行駛。

Yeah, that happened to me.

是的，這發生在我身上。

Yes, a couple years ago.

是的，幾年前。

Gave you the ticket.

給了你票。

I got a ticket.

我有一張票。

I'm like, where you taking me?

我想，你要帶我去哪裡？

Warner Brothers Jail.

華納兄弟監獄。

Like, where am I gonna go?

就像，我要去哪裡？

E right.

E權。

You appear before Judge Daffy Duck.

你出現在達菲鴨法官面前

That was a cartoon from a long time e all right.

那是很久之前的漫畫了，好吧。

Oh, please don't hit me.

哦，請不要打我。

You're great.

你是偉大的。

You gotta please come back more often.

你得請多回來看看

Just wander over.

逛逛就好了。

Yeah, well, I won't drive overall walk, please.

是啊，我不會開車整體走，請。

Driving anything.

駕駛任何東西。

You should never drive again.

你不應該再開車了

The Big Bang Theory Terrific show airs Thursdays at eight on CBS and hop opens tomorrow.

大爆炸理論》了不起的節目每週四八點在CBS播出，明天跳開。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Very cute movie.

非常可愛的電影。

And your ah, voice in hop.

還有你的啊，聲音在跳。

No, I'm a person.

不，我是一個人。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

You could see I did a lot of e did a lot of research.

你可以看到我做了很多的研究。

A no one does their research like Conan O'Brien e.

沒有人像柯南-奧布萊恩那樣做他們的研究。

So it's called HAB.

所以它叫HAB。

It's about the International House of Pancakes.

是關於國際煎餅屋的。

Yeah, I actually think concerned about that.

是啊，其實我覺得關心這個問題。

Originally, it was titled IHOP.

本來，它的名字是IHOP。

So you aren't so often but you are about an Easter Bunny.

所以，你不是經常，但你是關於復活節兔子。

Has nothing to do with pancakes.

與煎餅無關。

OK, I'm so glad.

好吧，我很高興。

Thank you for researching that.

謝謝你的研究。

I'm old.

我老了

I'm sexually inadequate on completely out of touch with modern media.

我的性能力不足，完全與現代媒體脫節。

Hay que It was really great Talk.

HAY QUE 這是非常偉大的談話。

Hysterical.

歇斯底里。

Seriously?

真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Kaley Cuoco.

凱莉-庫科

That was great.

這是偉大的。