Look at the studio.

看看工作室。

It's transformed.

它的轉變。

Yeah.

是啊。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Thanks for your enthusiasm, guys.

謝謝你們的熱情，夥計們。

I'm really big on that.

我真的很喜歡這個。

That was E.

那是E。

I feel the same issue.

我感覺到了同樣的問題。

I'm like, OK?

我想，好嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Good.

很好啊

No.

不知道

Brilliant.

輝煌。

Is it?

是嗎？

Is it Christmas?

今天是聖誕節嗎？

I don't know.

我不知道。

It could be march.

可能是三月。

It could be 2022.

可能是2022年。

Who knows?

誰知道呢？

But I was like, Oh, I didn't even know Paris Hilton made Christmas trees.

但我當時想，哦，我甚至不知道 帕麗斯-希爾頓做的聖誕樹。

In a recent interview, former President Barack Obama said if they make a movie about his life, he would like Drake to play him.

在最近的一次採訪中，前總統奧巴馬說，如果他們拍攝一部關於他的生活的電影，他希望德雷克扮演他。

Our thoughts go out to Will Smith during this difficult time.

在這個困難的時刻，我們對威爾-史密斯寄予厚望。

I like the Obama isn't even trying to be modest.

我喜歡奧巴馬根本就不是想謙虛。

He's like, of course, Drake could play me.

他就像，當然，德雷克可以玩我。

Yeah, 100% Drake.

是啊，100%的德雷克。

If someone asked me who should play me in a biopic, I tried to pretend that I didn't want Matt Damon to dio I'd be like, Wow, I wasn't really hadn't really thought about it.

如果有人問我誰應該在傳記片中扮演我，我試著假裝我不想讓馬特-達蒙來扮演我，我會說，哇，我不是真的沒有想過。

And maybe maybe some young undiscovered actor.

也許還有一些未被發現的年輕演員。

Someone random?

隨便找個人？

I don't know like Matt Damon saying Matt Damon.

我不知道像馬特-達蒙說馬特-達蒙。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Are you?

你是嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Anybody who looked like a That's the problem with sake and cheekbones.

任何人都像一個人，這就是清酒和顴骨的問題。

It's great until you have to talk.

在你不得不說話之前，它是偉大的。

So it is always difficult for me on the red carpet.

所以在紅毯上，我總是很難受。

Yeah.

是啊。

E like, tell me about the project.

E喜歡，告訴我關於項目。

Look, I'm really a very product, okay?

你看，我真的是一個非常產品，好嗎？

So you're gonna Ian, who would play you in a movie?

所以你要去伊恩，誰會在電影裡演你？

Who would you get?

你會找誰？

Who would you go?

你會去找誰？

Thio.

Thio.

Neither of us are happy about it.

我們兩個人都不高興。

But Josh Gadd, probably President Trump has been talking with his advisers about the possibility of granting preemptive pardons to members of his own family, including Don Jr Eric Ivanka on his son in law, Jared Kushner.

但喬什-加德，可能特朗普總統一直在與他的顧問討論給予自己家族成員先發制人特赦的可能性，包括小唐-埃裡克-伊萬卡對他的兒子賈裡德-庫什納。

Which means Tiffany Trump.

這意味著Tiffany Trump。

If somewhere, like hello, I can commit crimes to stop ignoring me.

如果在某個地方，比如你好，我可以犯罪，不再不理我。

Dad, Of course, President Trump is still continuing.

爸爸，當然，特朗普總統還在繼續。

His desperate attempts to delegitimize the election on things seemed to hit a new low last night as he retweeted three times on account called Captured.

他絕望地試圖在事情上使選舉非法化，昨晚似乎達到了一個新的低點，因為他在名為捕獲的賬戶上轉發了三次。

Yeah.

是啊。

Now, to be fair, the cat is wearing glasses, so it must be smart.

平心而論，這隻貓戴著眼鏡，所以它一定很聰明。

The actual Twitter handle for the account is cat turd to, and I, for one, cannot wait to see what's in store from captured.

該帳戶的實際Twitter處理是貓糞到，和我，一個，不能等待，看看什麼是在商店從捕獲。

Three.

三號

Rudy Giuliani was in Michigan yesterday urging state lawmakers to investigate his claims of voter fraud.

魯迪-朱利安尼昨天在密歇根州敦促州立法者調查他的選民欺詐指控。

Giuliani introduced a star witness who ended up going viral because of her attitude.

朱利安尼介紹了一位明星證人，因為她的態度而最終走紅。

Take a look at how she stressed her credibility.

看看她是如何強調自己的信譽的。

E no.

E號

What I saw And I signed something saying that if I'm wrong, I could go to prison.

我看到了什麼，我簽了一些東西，說如果我錯了，我可能會進監獄。

Did you?

你有嗎？

No.

不知道

I got to say she'd crush it in prison.

我得說她會在監獄裡把它壓垮。

To be fair, she does look like the type of person who has spent time in Disneyland jail.

平心而論，她確實像那種在迪斯尼樂園坐牢的人。

Yes.

是的，我知道

No, this is their star witness that looked like a scene from Law and Order Special Karen's unit.

不，這是他們的明星證人，看起來就像《法律與秩序》特別版凱倫部隊的場景。

That wasn't all.

這還不是全部。

At another point, this so called star witness accused the Republican state Senator of tampering with election results.

還有一點，這位所謂的明星證人指責共和黨州參議員篡改選舉結果。

So is that Representative Johnson asked his question and then that That's why my question is why we're not seeing the poll book off by 30,000 votes.

所以約翰遜代表提出了他的問題，然後我的問題是 為什麼我們沒有看到投票簿上的3萬張票。

That's nothing.

這沒什麼。

What did you guys do?

你們做了什麼？

Take it and do something crazy to it?

拿著它做一些瘋狂的事情？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

You just know that she dropped that line and in her head she was like, Check on, mate.

你只知道她說了那句臺詞，然後在她的腦海裡，她就像，檢查一下，夥計。

I'm gonna bet this is the only video of her where she isn't walking down the street crying, holding her heels in her hand yelling.

我敢打賭，這是她唯一一段沒有走在大街上哭，手裡拿著高跟鞋大喊大叫的視頻。

I want to go to a Waffle House.

我想去華夫餅屋。

You shut up!

你給我閉嘴！

I call it uber.

我叫它uber。

It's my shit.

這是我的屎。

Here's a crazy story.

這是一個瘋狂的故事。

Despite organizes claims that they took extraordinary safety measures, more than 41 people have tested positive for coronavirus after they attended a New Orleans Swingers convention.

儘管組織聲稱他們採取了非凡的安全措施，超過41人已經測試陽性冠狀病毒後，他們參加了新奧爾良Swingers公約。

What a shock!

震驚！

It was a super spreader super spreader event.

這是一場超級撒手的超級撒手活動。

I love this.

我喜歡這個。

That the organizer's claim they took every precaution, including temperature checks, social distancing in line and sanitizing upon check in.

主辦方稱，他們採取了一切預防措施，包括體溫檢查、排隊時與社會保持距離、簽到時進行消毒等。

I guess they just forgot about the one part where just dozens of strangers just started to have sex with each other.

我想他們只是忘記了其中的一段，幾十個陌生人就這樣開始了相互之間的性愛。

I don't know if I could swing.

我不知道我是否可以擺動。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

I don't know if I could do it.

我不知道我是否能做到這一點。

I don't know if I've got it in me.

我不知道我是否有這個能力。

Could you yoga.

你能不能做瑜伽。

You were.

你是。

You're into it.

你很喜歡它。

What?

什麼？

I'm pointing this guy.

我指的是這個傢伙。

Oh, from from where I was seeing from where I was seeing a god, you were doing this thing.

哦，從我看到的地方... ...從我看到的地方，我看到一個神，你在做這件事。

I never noticed you were doing that.

我從來沒有注意到你在做這個。

I wish that was what if I if I had the body and physique of GMO, I'd never not be swinging.

我希望那是什麼，如果我如果有了GMO的身體和體質，我絕不會不在盪漾。

Swing 247365 But like for an example.

揮247365但像為例。

You're the reason gm over.

你是GM結束的原因。

I don't think I could swing, because if it's me and my wife on you and your girlfriend, my wife's like, Yeah, okay.

我不認為我可以擺動，因為如果它是我和我的妻子在你和你的女朋友，我的妻子的樣子，是啊，好吧。

On your girlfriend's like, Oh, okay.

在你女朋友的喜歡，哦，好吧。

I end up just watching on eating a cheese and Marmite cases here.

我最終只是看著吃奶酪和瑪米特的情況下，在這裡。

I end up just sort of washing on, like, going she like, No.

我最終只是排序的洗滌上，喜歡，去她喜歡，沒有。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Keep watching.

繼續觀察。

Yeah.

是啊。

Hey, GMO GM ocean, No!

嘿，GMO轉基因海洋，不！

All right, cool.

好吧，酷。

I assume that's what swing is Dio is that they do camera.

我想這是什麼擺動是迪奧是，他們做相機。

My girlfriend's parents watch this show religiously.

我女朋友的父母很虔誠地看這個節目。

They don't know that you're a committed swing.

他們不知道，你是一個承諾的擺動。