Well, they gotta answer the tough questions, and I'll just say it right now.

好吧，他們得回答那些棘手的問題，我現在就說。

The questions the Cowboys have to answer is is Stephen a gonna use dark chocolate chips or milk chocolate chips on Sunday?

牛仔隊要回答的問題是，斯蒂芬a週日是要用黑巧克力片還是牛奶巧克力片？

When he makes the batch of cookies, is he gonna go whole milk or 2% milk to celebrate this loss?

當他做這批餅乾的時候，他是要用全脂牛奶還是2%的牛奶來慶祝這個損失？

Well, I'm gonna do the 2% because I'm like David Tolerant, you know?

好吧，我要去做2%的事，因為我就像大衛-託尼特，你知道嗎？

So I'm gonna do the 2% but I will say this My sister Common is the one that makes that decision not made you understand what a huge make.

所以我要做2%的事情，但我要說的是，我的妹妹共同是一個，讓這個決定不做你明白什麼是巨大的使。

Maybe make a car.

也許可以做一輛車。

They're worried about the cookies.

他們擔心的是餅乾

They're not worried about Ben Simmons midriff, and they're worried that Lamar's gonna play.

他們不擔心本-西蒙斯的中段，他們擔心的是拉馬爾會打球。

They're worried that Zika can hold out of the ball because he's holding all their money.

他們擔心齊卡能憋出球來，因為他拿著他們所有的錢。

They're worried that maybe they should try the 15th fake punt of the season, even though the 1st 14 haven't happened.

他們擔心，也許他們應該嘗試本賽季的第15次假摔，儘管前14次假摔都沒有發生。

You know what they're thinking?

你知道他們在想什麼嗎？

Can we just lose it?

我們能不能把它丟掉？

How about it?

怎麼樣？

Just a respectable 27 or 14 loss were not embarrassed that at this point that does feel like a win for Dallas.

只是一個可敬的27或14的損失都不尷尬，在這一點上，這確實像是達拉斯的勝利。

That's where we're at.

這就是我們現在的情況。

Listen, how should Cowboy fans field?

聽著，牛仔球迷應該如何場？

My hope would be miserable.

我的希望將是悲慘的。

Um, it's Thanksgiving.

嗯，今天是感恩節。

It's approaching Christmas, and that means that Dallas Cowboy fans were doomed to be very, very miserable, which makes me very, very happy.

聖誕節快到了，這意味著達拉斯牛仔隊的球迷註定會非常非常痛苦，這讓我非常非常高興。

I think people think I hate the Cowboys.

我想人們認為我討厭牛仔隊。

No, I don't hate the Cowboys.

不，我不討厭牛仔隊。

I hate their fans.

我討厭他們的粉絲。

I think that the fans are the worst in American history.

我覺得球迷是美國曆史上最差的。

I can't stand cowboy fans.

我無法忍受牛仔迷。

I despise them all right, so it's a good thing, and I'm happy about that.

我鄙視他們沒錯，所以這是一件好事，我很高興。

But I will tell you this guy, I really I watched the other morning.

但我要告訴你這個人，我真的我前幾天早上看了。

I really appreciated your take on the Las Vegas Raiders, and that way they went to bed against the Falcons last week, way to get at them because they deserved every bit of it.

我真的很欣賞你對拉斯維加斯突擊隊的看法，以及上週他們對獵鷹隊的那種方式，對他們的方式，因為他們應該得到每一點。

Three Cowboys have been so awful.

三個牛人太可怕了。

It's got to a point where it's almost difficult to laugh at them because you run out of things to laugh at them about your quarterback situation.

已經到了幾乎很難嘲笑他們的地步，因為你已經沒有東西可以嘲笑他們的四分衛情況了。

You certainly ain't happy that that Prescott got himself injured, but I remember when Andy Dalton was chewing off chewing out the offensive linemen and then a few plays Lady near.

你當然不高興普雷斯科特讓自己受傷，但我還記得安迪-道爾頓咀嚼掉進攻後衛，然後幾場比賽女士近。

He got concussed and knocked out by the by, I remember from the Washington football team, Ezekiel Elliott, for some reason, suddenly can't hold onto the ball.

我記得華盛頓橄欖球隊的伊齊基爾-埃利奧特，因為某些原因，他被打成腦震盪，被打暈了，突然就抓不住球了。

Maybe you need to go to Kabul and chill for a few weeks and then come back and look or just cheat and apply Velcro sticking to his hands or something can't hold on to the damn football.

也許你需要去喀布爾冷靜幾周，然後回來看看，或者乾脆作弊，用尼龍搭扣粘在他的手上什麼的都抓不住那該死的足球。

And then you've got receivers like, you know, CD lamb.

然後你已經得到了接收器，比如，你知道，CD羊肉。

He even dropped the pass for crying out loud, but we know he could ball, You got CD and Omarion.

他連傳球都丟了，但我們知道他能打球，你有CD和Omarion。

Gallop Gallop has basically been non existent because CD Lamb is that new dude with Amar E.

蓋洛普蓋洛普基本上已經不存在了，因為CD羔羊是那個新來的紈絝子弟，阿瑪爾E。

Cooper and on the defensive side of the ball To me, I hold coach Mike McCarthy accountable for bringing in that defensive coordinator.

庫珀和防守方面 對我來說，我認為邁克-麥卡錫教練要為引進那個防守協調員負責。

The last time we saw the man Nolan, he was defensive coordinator in Atlanta.

上一次我們看到諾蘭的時候，他是亞特蘭大的防守協調員。

They had the 31st ranked defense in the NFL.

他們的防守在NFL排名第31位。

He was out of the business for six years, meaning as a coordinator, and somehow you would think to bring it back.

他出道6年，意思是做協調員，不知為何你會認為要把它帶回來。

And this is after you got the Dallas Cowboys job and try to convince us that you saw the error of your ways and you were trying to be a bit more innovative and not archaic.

而這是在你得到了達拉斯牛仔隊的工作之後，並試圖說服我們，你看到了你的錯誤，你想更多的創新，而不是古板。

But you bring back the same old dude.

但你把老傢伙帶回來了。

The last time we saw him, six years earlier could have produced, so they deserve what they get.

上一次我們看到他，六年前就可以生產，所以他們應該得到什麼。

As a result, the fans should feel miserable, and they should feel so miserable that they reached the continued.

結果，球迷們應該覺得很慘，他們應該覺得很慘，以至於達到了繼續。

Maybe it's time for us to give up on that for a damn change.

也許是時候讓我們放棄這個該死的改變了。

Instead of thinking they're gonna win the Super Bowl.

而不是認為他們會贏得超級碗。

You guys were missing it, especially Stephen A.

你們錯過了，尤其是斯蒂芬-A。

I'm shocked and disappointed in you.

我對你感到震驚和失望。

First of all, let me say, I hate the Cowboys.

首先，我要說，我討厭牛仔隊。

Forget about the fans.

忘了粉絲的事吧。

Like a lot of Cowboys fans, Um, they are.

像很多牛仔隊的球迷一樣，嗯，他們是。

I mean, the fact of the matter is, if you have a soul and you wrote for a out of market team and you're around our age, Stephen A.

我的意思是，事實是，如果你有一個靈魂，你寫了一個市場外的團隊，你在我們這個年齡，斯蒂芬A。

You should root for the Steelers.

你應該為鋼人隊加油

That was, those were the people with souls, and then the terrible people root for the cowboys.

那是，那些是有靈魂的人，然後可怕的人就會為牛仔們加油。

So I get your point.

所以我明白你的意思。

But I actually hate the Cowboys.

但我其實很討厭牛仔隊。

Hate the Cowboys.

討厭牛仔隊。

My Giants gonna hate them?

我的巨人隊會恨他們？

Let me just say, though, Stephen A.

我只想說，雖然，Stephen A。

It's your philosophy.

這是你的哲學。

It's your theory I'm gonna borrow from here.

這是你的理論，我要從這裡借鏡。

The Cowboys build you up first and then they let you down.

牛仔隊先把你培養起來，然後再讓你失望。

It's not yet.

還沒有

Look, they recently narrowly lost to Pittsburgh and beat a making steam that it just cleaned out the NFC North.

你看，他們最近以微弱的優勢輸給了匹茲堡，並擊敗了一個製造蒸汽，它只是清理了NFC北部。

They beat all the rivals in the NFC North and in the Cowboys.

他們擊敗了NFC北區的所有對手，在牛仔隊。

Beat him, right?

打他，對吧？

Look at the rest of their schedule.

看看他們其他的日程安排。

The Ravens, on a short week dealing with Cove it, then the Bengals.

烏鴉隊，在短短的一週內處理科夫它，然後孟加拉隊。

Those air winnable games guys, then the Niners, who they could play defense.

那些空中贏球的傢伙，那麼九頭蛇隊，他們可以防守誰。

Still, we saw it against the Rams, but it's not an unbeatable team.

不過，我們在對陣公羊的比賽中還是看到了，但這不是一支不可戰勝的球隊。

Then the Eagles and Giants guys, they're only one game out of first place.

那麼老鷹隊和巨人隊的人，他們只差一場比賽就能拿到第一。

Yes, the Cowboys will break their fans hearts, but they're not gonna fall two games out of first place for three games out of first place.

是的，牛仔隊會傷透球迷的心，但他們不會為了三場比賽的第一而落下兩場。

Already, they have to keep their fans hopes alive so that ultimately they can crush them.

已經，他們要讓粉絲們的希望不滅，最終才能粉碎他們。

Stephen A.

Stephen A.

How do you miss that?

你怎麼會錯過？

I didn't miss.

我沒有錯過。

We all have our preferences.

我們都有自己的喜好。

Focus on stuff that I don't particularly care about when it comes to the point, I focus on what I care about.

說到重點的時候，我專注於我不是特別在意的東西，我專注於我在意的東西。

The fact of the matter is the Cowboys already stink.

事實上，牛仔隊已經很臭了。

I would have preferred that they will a bit better and teased people in the thinking that they were relevant and then came crashing down.

我更希望他們會好一點，在以為自己是相關的時候，逗逗大家，然後就崩潰了。

They crashed on their damn.

他們墜毀在他們的該死的。

They're burning.

他們在燒。

But Stephen A.

但Stephen A．

We can't keep.

我們不能保持。

We can't I'm sorry, Mom WAY Can't keep men go ahead way.

我們不能 我很抱歉，媽媽的方式不能讓男人去前進的方式。

Can't.

我不能

Can't mention that they lost their quarterback watching this quarterback almost lost his leg.

別提了，他們失去了四分衛，看著這個四分衛差點丟了腿。

The Giants lost their quarterback.

巨人隊失去了他們的四分衛。

The Eagles quarterback, I think, lost his mind.

老鷹隊的四分衛，我想，他失去了理智。

We're way past that.

我們已經過了那個階段了

It's December.

現在是12月

Right now.

現在就去

It's the season of miracles, Max.

這是奇蹟的季節，馬克斯。

I love the letdown theory, but it's time to do it.

我喜歡洩密理論，但現在是時候動手了。

This season's almost over.

這個賽季快結束了。

It's an embarrassment.

這是一個尷尬。

Okay, works for May go.

好吧，五月去的作品。

It is the season of miracles.

現在是奇蹟的季節。

Kim Cleveland have a miracle.

金-克利夫蘭有一個奇蹟。

That's the next topic.

這是下一個話題。

Here, guys.

在這裡，夥計們。

Let's keep it moving.

讓我們繼續前進。

The eight and three Brown's facing a tough test this weekend when they face King Henry and the Titans in Nashville.

本週末，八三布朗隊將面臨嚴峻的考驗，他們將在納什維爾面對亨利國王和泰坦隊。

Cleveland has won three straight and currently holding the five seed in the NFC playoff picture.

克利夫蘭已經取得了三連勝，目前佔據著NFC季後賽的五號種子。

Kyle up first again.

凱爾又先上了。

Do you believe in Baker in the true?

你相信貝克的真實性嗎？

Oh, yes, All right.

哦，是的，好吧。

Now, listen.

現在，聽著。

If they go nine and three, that will be their first time nine and three since Bill Belichick was their coach.

如果他們九比三，那將是他們自比爾-貝利奇克擔任教練以來第一次九比三。

Before that, you have to go back to one.

在此之前，你必須回到一。

Otis Redding was at the top of the charts.

奧蒂斯-雷丁在排行榜上名列前茅。

Otis Redding.

奧蒂斯-雷丁。

That is, how long has been this exciting.

就是說，這樣的刺激有多久了。

But do you believe in them?

但你相信他們嗎？

I don't know if they have a star quarterback.

我不知道他們是否有一個明星四分衛。

I don't know if they have a primetime quarterback.

我不知道他們是否有一個黃金時段的四分衛。

Everybody keeps them.

每個人都保留著它們。

Baker hasn't thrown an interception in over a month.

貝克已經有一個多月沒有投出過一次攔截了。

Well, he hasn't really been chucking it, either.

嗯，他也沒有真正的扔掉它。

It's like a batters, as I haven't struck out in a long time.

這就像一個打手，因為我已經很久沒有出手了。

We haven't swung the damn pat.

我們還沒有揮動那該死的拍子。

Here's how I feel about the offense right now for the Browns and Max.

這是我對布朗隊和麥克斯現在的進攻感覺。

I don't know if you agree.

我不知道你是否同意。

I feel like when I watch their offense, I see some Wladimir Klitschko in them.

我覺得當我看他們的進攻時，我在他們身上看到了一些弗拉基米爾-克里琴科。

In that chub and hunt are this great job hunt Chub, Chub hunt.

在這鰱魚和狩獵是這個偉大的工作狩獵鰱魚，鰱魚狩獵。

But they're sitting here with this right hand, just cocked.

但他們坐在這裡的右手，只是翹著。

They go round sometimes entire fights without throwing it.

他們有時整場比賽都不扔。

This is supposed to be your quarterback, your overhand right, and I don't know if Baker doesn't have the power or doesn't have the spine, but he's not throwing it.

這應該是你的四分衛，你的上手權，我不知道貝克是沒有力量還是沒有脊椎，但他沒有投出。

And I'll tell you something else.

我再告訴你一件事

They have in common with Klitschko.

他們和克里琴科有共同之處。

Futian concerns to after what I've seen, what Pittsburgh and Baltimore did with them, too.

福田關注到我所看到的，匹茲堡和巴爾的摩對他們所做的一切，也。

They're still searching for their mouth guard from that one.

他們還在尋找自己的護口器，從那一次。

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