Name: 傑瑞-宋飛：紐約的一切都很煩人--"深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩"。 (Jerry Seinfeld: Everything In New York Is Irritating - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")
Uploaded: 2020-12-07T18:45:51.000Z
Duration: 5 min 28 s

現在進行式

What in the world is happening that I am on the Conan O Brien show?

我上了柯南-奧布萊恩的節目，這到底是怎麼回事？

It's a crack in the comedy space time continuum.

這是喜劇時空連續體的一個裂縫。

Now I'm here hoping that you like may desperately wanting to be like, Well, it's working.

現在，我在這裡希望，你喜歡可能拼命想要像，嗯，它的工作。

能來這裡真是太好了，真的是。

I'm very happy that we were able to do this.

我很高興我們能夠做到這一點。

You know what's funny is a couple of weeks ago I'm walking down the street.

你知道什麼是有趣的是幾個星期前我走在街上。

It's You were very nice conversation and it got me thinking You're just walking down the street backpack and I thought, What is it like for you to walk through Manhattan?

你的對話很好，讓我覺得你只是走在街上的揹包，我想，你走過曼哈頓是什麼感覺？

It seemed to me like you're that kind of guy that just walks around.

在我看來，你是那種到處亂走的人。

Well, you're kind of that guy to you walk around, Yes, but it was a very interesting moments.

你是那種走來走去的人，是的，但這是一個非常有趣的時刻。

I was being carried at the time, right by to Chippendales dancers.

當時我被人抬著，就在齊本德爾舞者身邊。

It's like I know he thinks I'm some psycho on the street.

就像我知道他把我當成街上的神經病一樣。

But as soon as he knows, it's me, he's gonna change from Oh, no psycho to guy.

但只要他知道是我，他就會從 "哦，不是神經病 "變成 "男人"。

而且看著你走的時候，很是好笑。

我每天都是這樣和老婆相處的。

It's like when you don't answer the phone and you don't know who is there, who is it, Right?

就像你不接電話，也不知道是誰在那裡，是誰吧？

Be when people see you come out of the television.

當人們看到你從電視裡走出來時，要。

You're the, you know, the so famous for being a New Yorker.

你是，你知道，所以著名的是一個紐約人。

People think I come from some other dimension.

You know, I'm not the parade float going down the street.

你知道，我不是遊行花車走在街上。

People don't connect me on a human level.

人們沒有把我和人聯繫在一起。

It's like being in a focus group all the time.

People are always telling you I didn't like the Zantac joke last night.

人們總是告訴你我不喜歡昨晚的Zantac笑話。

You know, you're always getting ratings on everything you dio doorman or just yelling at me or cabbies.

你知道嗎，你總是得到評級的一切 你迪奧門衛或只是大喊我或計程車司機。

They yelling me and you know how you're doing.

他們對我大喊大叫，你知道你在做什麼。

I get people telling me I saw that thing you did on the show last night.

有人告訴我，我看到了你昨晚在節目中做的那件事。

Let me explain to me why they were up a 12 30 e.

讓我來解釋一下，為什麼他們會漲到1230e。

I love that thing in the show last night.

我喜歡昨晚節目中的那個東西。

You see, I take a medication for a rash at 12 30.

你看，我在12點半的時候吃藥治療皮疹。

All right now, do you have said famously, It's been quoted a lot that you think New York City, Manhattan is good for comedians.

現在，你有沒有說過一句名言，它被引用了很多，你認為紐約市，曼哈頓是好喜劇演員。

I have always right thing about how I used to love the thing about when you're in New York and in the back of the cab and you look through the glass.

我總是正確的事情，我曾經多麼喜歡的事情，當你在紐約，在計程車的後面，你通過玻璃看。

It seems like it's happening on TV and whatever the guy does, you think, Oh, well, he's a cab driver.

好像在電視上發生的事，不管這傢伙做什麼，你都會想，哦，好吧，他是個計程車司機。

You see the license and you trusted, even though a lot of the letters air like elements from another planet or something.

你看到許可證，你就信任了，儘管很多字母的空氣就像來自另一個星球的元素或什麼。

But you just trust in New York that cab drivers know what they're doing.

但在紐約，你只要相信計程車司機知道他們在做什麼。

But it is very annoying that you put your life in this person's hands that you don't know.

但是，你把自己的生命交到這個你不認識的人手裡，是非常討厭的。

They've never been here before And I'm sure he knows what he's doing right.

他們從來沒有來過這裡，我相信他知道自己在做什麼。

You also said you think it's good to be a cranky guy, that comedians are all cranky, a little bit irritable.

你還說你覺得做一個暴躁的人很好，喜劇演員都是暴躁的，有點暴躁。

Well, you know, you try and make a joke about I want to mention something else.

好吧，你知道，你試著開個玩笑，我想提點別的事情。

You're also here to mention and it deserves mentioning Seinfeld, the complete Siri's That's box set which nine years of my life in that box right here and, uh, in phenomenally successful show, and I wanted to point out quickly a show.

你也在這裡提到，它值得一提的Seinfeld， 完整的Siri的這是盒裝 我九年的生活在這個盒子就在這裡和，呃，在現象級的成功的節目， 我想指出快速的一個節目。

It's surprising people just accept when something's a success, and I think it was always a success.

當一件事情成功的時候，人們竟然就這樣接受了，我想它總是成功的。

Seinfeld struggled, actually remembered in the early years.

Seinfeld很努力，其實早年的記憶。

When we did the pilot, there was only one guy at NBC who really did like the idea of his name was Rick Blood when he was from the late night and specials department.

我們做試播的時候，NBC只有一個人真的很喜歡他的名字叫瑞克-布萊德，當時他是深夜和特別節目部的。

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傑瑞-宋飛：紐約的一切都很煩人--"深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩"。 (Jerry Seinfeld: Everything In New York Is Irritating - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")

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