I do not have a tiny face.

我沒有一張小臉。

I have a normal size face and a large body.

我有一張正常大小的臉和一個大塊頭的身體。

That's a totally different deal, bro.

這是一個完全不同的交易，兄弟。

- Is not.

- 是不。

- Is too.

- 是太。

- Is not.

- 是不。

- Is too.

- 是太。

- Is too.

- 是太。

- Is not, wait a second.

- 是不是，等一下。

- Uh oh, Grapefruit,

- 嗯哦，西柚。

looks like you pulled an about face.

看起來你像拉了一個關於臉。

Don't be mad, it was just a little tiny one.

不要生氣，只是一個小小的小小的。

- Alright, that's it.

- 好了，就是這樣。

- Hey guys, what's up?

- 嘿，夥計們，這是怎麼回事？

- Sorry Pokemon Ball, this must be done.

- 對不起，口袋妖怪球，必須這樣做。

- But I just got back from the hospital.

- 但我剛從醫院回來。

Please no, not again.

請不要，不要再這樣了。

- Whoa.

- 哇。

- Wow.

- 哇哦

- Man do my abs look great,

- 夥計，我的腹肌看起來很棒。

maybe I should consider staying animated all the time.

也許我應該考慮一直保持動畫的狀態。

- Congrats Grapefruit, your face is normal-sized

- 恭喜你，柚子，你的臉是正常大小的了

in this animation style.

在這種動畫風格中。

- Hey, it was normal sized to begin with.

- 嘿，一開始就是正常大小的。

- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, too 'Toon?

- 對不起，我也不是故意冒犯你的，卡通？

- Enough of this talking.

- 別再說了

Why should I talk when I'm carrying a big stick of

我拿著一根大棒子，為什麼要說話？

TNT, I choose you!

TNT，我選擇你！

- Boom goes the dynamite!

- 轟隆隆的炸藥爆炸了！

- It's a Kitchen-Mon battle you want, is it?

- 你要的是廚蒙大戰吧？

Well who am I to re-fuse?

那麼我是誰，要重新引信？

- Passion, I choose you!

- 激情，我選擇你!

- Girl power!

- 女孩的力量！

- Orange chooses Passion, big surprise there.

- 橙子選擇了激情，大出意料。

- What do you mean?

- 什麼意思？

- Dude, even I know you have the hots for her

- 老兄，連我都知道你對她有好感。

and I've been here like 10 seconds.

我已經在這裡像10秒。

- Oh yeah, well unfortunately for you,

- 哦，是的，很不幸的是你。

she's got the "hots" for you, throw them some heat, Passion!

她有 "熱 "你，把他們一些熱，激情！

- Oh no, fire, my only weakness!

- 哦，不，火，我唯一的弱點!

- Whoa, talk about the throws of Passion.

- 哇，說到激情的投擲。

- Forgive me for not laughing, you just took out TNT.

- 原諒我沒笑出來，你剛剛把TNT幹掉了。

- Yeah, that must really blow.

- 是啊，這一定是真的吹。

- No matter, 'cause I'll strike gold

- 沒關係，因為我將會找到金子。

with my next Kitchen-Mon, Liam the Leprechaun, I choose you!

我的下一個廚神，小妖精連姆，我選你！

- Your luck's run out Orange!

- 你的運氣已經用完了，橙子！

- You've got the tiny ginger as one of your Kitchen-Mon.

- 你把小姜作為你的廚門之一。

I'm really green with envy!

我真是羨慕死了!

- Well you'll be seeing red

- 好吧，你會看到紅色的

after you get a taste of me Saint Patties!

你先嚐嘗我的聖餅吧!

- Best take clover.

- 最好拿四葉草。

- Oh no.

- 哦，不

- Oh no, Passion, you look ashen!

- 哦，不，激情，你看起來臉色蒼白！

- And now she'll leave in rainbow fashion!

- 現在她會以彩虹的方式離開!

- How about it, Orange?

- 怎麼樣，橘子君？

You give up now?

你現在放棄了？

- Not a chance, Grapefruit.

- 不可能，西柚。

The fight is young, very young.

戰鬥還很年輕，很年輕。

Baby Carrot, I choose you!

胡蘿蔔寶寶，我選擇你！

- Whoa, this is crazy, I'm just a baby.

- 哇，這太瘋狂了，我只是個孩子。

- It's but a wee little baby.

- 這只是一個小寶寶。

- Come on Orange,

- 來吧，橙色。

this is a Kitchen-Mon battle, not day care.

這是廚蒙大戰，不是日託。

- Laugh all you want, we don't carrot all!

- 你想笑就笑吧，我們又不是胡蘿蔔!

You'll be rattled

你會被激怒的

once you get a load of Baby Carrot's rattle.

一旦你得到了胡蘿蔔寶寶的撥浪鼓的負荷。

- I'm a baby.

- 我是一個嬰兒。

- Wait, that's it??

- 等等，就這樣？

You may have rocked the kitchen a wee bit there

你可能把廚房搞得亂七八糟了

but 'twas apparently a sham-rock.

但這顯然是一個假石。

- Oh, was it?

- 哦，是嗎？

- A trap!

- 陷阱！

- What, I cannot believe I lost to you again!

- 什麼，我竟然又輸給了你！？

- Seems to me you better face facts.

- 在我看來，你最好面對現實。

- Orange, I do not have a tiny face!

- 橙子，我沒有小臉!

- Tiny face got second place

- 小臉蛋得到了第二名

while Orange duo won the duel!

而橙色二人組則贏得了決戰!

We did it, baby Carrot!

我們做到了，寶貝胡蘿蔔！

- I'm a baby.

- 我是一個嬰兒。

♪ I wanna be the very best ♪

我想成為最好的

♪ Like no fruit ever was ♪

# Like no fruit ever was #

♪ My skin makes for delicious zest ♪

我的皮膚使美味的Zest

♪ And I'll annoy you just because ♪

我會惹惱你，只是因為

♪ Kitchen-Mon ♪

廚房門

♪ Gotta catch them all ♪

總得抓住他們所有

♪ I'll touch my eye with my tongue ♪

我將觸摸我的眼睛與我的舌頭

♪ Kitchen-Mon ♪

廚房門

♪ Ooh, you're my best friend ♪

哦，你是我最好的朋友

♪ In a world we must defend ♪

在一個我們必須捍衛的世界

♪ Kitchen-Mon ♪

廚房門

♪ Gotta catch them all ♪

總得抓住他們所有

♪ A fruit so true ♪

*果實如此真實*

♪ My teeth are a yellow hue ♪

我的牙齒是一個黃色的色調

♪ You fart on me ♪

你在我身上放屁

♪ And I'll fart on you ♪

我將在你身上放屁

♪ Kitchen-Mon ♪

廚房門

♪ Gotta catch them all ♪

總得抓住他們所有

♪ Gotta catch them all ♪

總得抓住他們所有

♪ Yeah ♪

# Yeah #

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)