Name: 特朗普的律師怪胎秀 (Trump's attorney freak show)
Uploaded: 2020-12-04T18:42:58.000Z
Duration: 8 min 38 s

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President Trump's team of white shoe attorneys, because they spilled mayonnaise on them took their case to Michigan's oversight committee.

特朗普總統的白鞋律師團隊，因為他們把蛋黃醬灑在他們身上，把他們的案子交給了密歇根州的監督委員會。

Their mission unclear as of press time, but probably the look busy.

截至記者發稿時，他們的任務還不清楚，但可能是看起來很忙。

讓我來告訴你我不小心做了什麼。

好吧，先生，我寫了一份書面宣誓書。

有多少登記的選民在他們的廣播？

Did you do you even know the answer to that?

我看到民主黨人喜歡毀掉你們的生活。

And I sign something, saying that if I'm wrong, I could go to prison.

我簽了一些東西，說如果我錯了，我可能會進監獄。

And this is from a guy who once tried to get out of a traffic ticket with a puppet attorney named Captain Law Man.

而這是一個曾經試圖擺脫交通罰單的人說的，他和一個叫 "法律人隊長 "的木偶律師一起。

The witness and Rudy Giuliani did hit it off, but the relationship hit the skids when the blood work showed she wasn't his cousin.

證人和魯迪-朱利安尼確實很合得來 但當血檢結果顯示她不是他的表妹時 關係就出現了問題

Obviously you've been tithing 10% of your income to Trump's legal defense fund.

很明顯，你已經把你收入的10%捐給了特朗普的法律辯護基金。

Plenty of people do want their money back now.

現在有很多人確實想要回自己的錢。

James, there's a big donors saying, What is going on here?

詹姆斯，有一個大捐助者說，這是怎麼回事？

This entire attempt to overturn the election result has failed.

這整個推翻選舉結果的企圖已經失敗了。

I think Trump is deploying a smart strategy here.

我認為特朗普在這裡部署了一個聰明的策略。

He's putting people on camera who speak to his base to catastrophe folks poking their gin soaked dominance into their Uggs.

他把對他的基地說話的人放在鏡頭裡，對災難的人把他們的杜松子酒浸泡的優勢戳進他們的Uggs裡。

Yeah, just to keep pushing back on many here.

是啊，只是為了繼續推倒這裡的許多人。

This is a turning point for the Republican Party.

Now we're hearing from a brave woman with a strong voice and strong voices in her head.

現在我們聽到的是一個勇敢的女人的聲音，她的腦海裡有強烈的聲音。

Well, Giuliani did his best to lock down Michigan without getting sidetracked by any enchanting teenagers.

好吧，朱利安尼盡最大努力鎖定密歇根州，沒有被任何妖嬈的少年所幹擾。

Down in Georgia pro Trump attorney Sidney Powell, Linwood rolled out there hey filled train car to speak at a so called stop the steal rally.

在佐治亞州親特朗普的律師西德尼-鮑威爾，林伍德推出有嘿充滿的火車車廂，在一個所謂的停止偷竊集會上發言。

I think I would encourage all Georgians to make it now that you will not vote at all until your vote is secure.

我想我要鼓勵所有的格魯吉亞人現在就表明，在你的選票安全之前，你根本不會投票。

We're not going to go vote on January 5th and another machine made by China.

我們不會在1月5日去投票，又是一臺中國製造的機器。

You're not gonna fool Georgians again If Kelly you offer wants your vote.

如果你提供的凱利想要你的選票，你不會再騙格魯吉亞人了。

If David Perdue wants your vote, they've got to earn it.

如果David Perdue想得到你的選票 他們就得努力爭取

Now the good news here is voters who stick to the Republican strategy in Georgia will be entitled to their new sticker reading.

現在這裡的好消息是，在喬治亞州堅持共和黨策略的選民將有權獲得他們的新貼紙閱讀。

Many is the natural next step in this strategy to encourage Republicans to vote for the opponent to confuse thes Chinese made voting machines.

許多是自然的下一步，這種策略鼓勵共和黨人投票給對手，以混淆中國製造的投票機器。

Indeed, I think you hit the nail on the head, James.

的確，我覺得你說得很對，詹姆斯。

That is probably where they're going to go next.

這可能是他們下一步要去的地方。

I mean, if you did have a deep state agent planted inside the Republican Party, could you do a better job than a Sidney Powell or Linwood?

我是說，如果你真的在共和黨內安插了一個深層國家特工，你能比西德尼-鮑威爾或林伍德做得更好嗎？

These are Trump supporting lawyers who, as you just heard, are telling Republicans in Georgia in these two crucial Senate races January come January, the entire Senate will be decided in these two races, and they're saying, Don't vote for the Republican candidates because it's all rigged.

這些都是支持特朗普的律師，正如你剛才聽到的那樣，他們正在告訴佐治亞州的共和黨人，在這兩場關鍵的參議院選舉中，1月到來的1月，整個參議院將在這兩場比賽中決定，他們說，不要投票給共和黨候選人，因為這一切都是操縱的。

With the way that Trump supporters air actively working against the Republican Party here, it seems like the Democrats have every advantage to take over the Senate.

以特朗普支持者在這裡積極與共和黨作對的氣勢，民主黨似乎完全有優勢接管參議院。

I, for one, want to say that voting does matter you matter.

我，想說的是，投票確實很重要，你很重要。

Director Robert Redfield issued another dire warning to a citizenry that spent most of science class shoving cigarettes in their dissected frogs mouth, saying he expects the next few months will be the most difficult in the public health history of this nation.

羅伯特-雷德菲爾德主任向花了大部分科學課的時間將香菸塞進他們解剖的青蛙嘴裡的公民發出了另一個可怕的警告，他說他預計未來幾個月將是這個國家公共衛生史上最困難的。

Even worse than World War Two in Civil war one, many when the 500 director says the next few months will be the worst ever.

甚至比二戰中的內戰一戰還要糟糕，很多當500導演說未來幾個月將是有史以來最糟糕的。

Isn't he forgetting about the months after that?

他不是忘記了之後的幾個月嗎？

我的意思是，是的，它有意義。

You're right, you know, right at the beginning.

你是對的，你知道，一開始就對。

Those of us in the news I don't know if you guys consider yourselves in the news.

我們這些新聞界的人，我不知道你們是否認為自己是新聞界的人。

Oh, we dio good, good to hear we would stop and we would mark, you know, it's now overtaking the death toll from Afghanistan.

哦，我們dio很好，很高興聽到我們會停下來，我們會標記，你知道，它現在超過了阿富汗的死亡人數。

It's overtaking the death toll from World War One.

它超過了第一次世界大戰的死亡人數。

We're heading into a World War two death told territory.

我們正在進入第二次世界大戰的死亡告訴領域。

How many more historical records have to be broken before people in this country take this seriously.

還要打破多少歷史記錄，這個國家的人才會重視這個問題。

And I think what you're arguing for is that we should have some kind of catastrophic event where millions of people die.

我認為你所主張的是我們應該有某種災難性的事件，讓數百萬人死亡。

So we have a sufficient metaphor for what's happening with Cove in not quite what I might.

是以，我們有一個足夠的隱喻，在不完全我可能發生的庫夫。

Well, okay, we'll get the fact checkers on it.

好吧，我們會讓事實檢查員來檢查的。

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has invited 900 people Thio indoor holiday parties at Foggy Bottom and in light of his rumored presidential ambitions, I think it shows great leadership.

國務卿Mike Pompeo邀請了900人在Foggy Bottom舉行室內假日派對，鑑於他傳聞中的總統野心，我認為這顯示了偉大的領導力。

He knows he can better serve each and every American if there's less of them.

他知道如果少了這些人，他就能更好地服務於每一個美國人。

現在，你看，我必須在這裡跳。

I want to apologize on behalf of my boy Gavin Newsom for partying at the French Laundry during a pandemic.

我想代表我的兒子加文-紐森為他在法國洗衣店的大流行期間開派對而道歉

I'll hash it out with them at our favorite VIPs.

我會在我們最喜歡的貴賓處和他們一起討論。

Hang out the global seed vault in Svalbard, Norway.

在挪威斯瓦爾巴德掛出全球種子庫。

Man, I'd love to see you locked in a vault, scratching at the door until your fingernails fall off.

我真想看看你被鎖在金庫裡 在門上抓到指甲掉下來的樣子

I can't hear you won't King shame you for that buddy I get You know what that sound means?

我聽不到你的聲音，不會嗎？ 金，讓你為我得到的那個朋友感到羞愧，你知道這聲音意味著什麼嗎？

Today's news has officially become so unbearably overwhelming.

今天的新聞正式變得讓人難以接受。

We can't process more without mentally detaching from it.

我們在精神上不脫離它，就無法處理更多的事情。

So let's lighten the mood with some smart whoops many.

所以，讓我們用一些聰明的呼聲多來緩解心情。

你準備好接受一些聰明的呼喚了嗎？

I have no idea what that is, but I'm ready.

我不知道那是什麼，但我已經準備好了。

總之，美林打電話給我們的財產。

Looks like we got some marching orders from General Flynn.

看來我們從Flynn將軍那裡得到了一些行軍命令。

他就是那個可愛的渣男特朗普。

Pardon for fitting about rubbing elbows with the nation, attempting a cyber coup of American democracy.

赦免適合與國家擦肩而過，企圖對美國民主進行網絡政變。

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