and Emmy-winning director

和艾美獎獲獎導演

for his fantastic work on the critically acclaim

因為他在廣受好評的《大話西遊》中的精彩工作。

television series "Ozark."

電視劇 "Ozark"。

This weekend he is hosting "Saturday Night Live"

這個週末他將主持 "週六夜現場"

with musical guest Morgan Wallen.

與音樂嘉賓摩根-沃倫。

I'm thrilled that he can actually be here

我很高興他真的能來這裡了

in the studio tonight.

今晚在工作室。

Please welcome, Jason Bateman!

請歡迎，傑森-貝特曼！

-♪ This is Jason Bateman ♪

我是傑森-貝特曼

♪ This is Jason Bateman ♪

? 這是傑森貝特曼?

♪ This is Jason "Silver Spoons" ♪

這是傑森 "銀勺子 "的

"It's Your Move," "Arrested Development" Bateman ♪

"It's Your Move", "Arrested Development" Bateman #

♪ This is Jason Bateman ♪

? 這是傑森貝特曼?

♪ This is Jason Bateman ♪

? 這是傑森貝特曼?

♪ This is Jason "Silver Spoons," ♪ It's Your Move" ♪

這是傑森 "銀勺子"， "這是你的行動

-Look at that, yeah. This is it. This is --

-看看這個，是的。就是這樣，這是...這就是...

-Pretty pathetic. -This is -- [ Laughs ]

-太可悲了-這是... ...

This is the best we can --

這是我們能做的最好的...

Jason, this is the best we can do. We just --

傑森，這是我們能做的最好的。我們只是...

-You goose all the applause later, right, in post?

-你把所有的掌聲都放在後面，對吧，在崗位上？

-No, this is it. -This is it?

-不，就是這個-就是這個？

-That is totally it, yeah. I'm so happy you're here.

-就是這樣，是的我很高興你在這裡。

You look fantastic.

你看起來棒極了

-I wore my baby cord burgundy for you today

-我今天為你穿上了我的嬰兒臍帶酒紅色的衣服。

because we're in studio. -Thank you.

因為我們在演播室裡-謝謝你

It is a gorgeous suit. -If it was Zoom,

這是一套華麗的衣服。-如果是Zoom的話

it would be my PJs. -Yeah, that's right.

這將是我的PJs。-是的，這是正確的。

Have you been this dressed up in a while?

你有一段時間沒這麼打扮了嗎？

-No, and this has got to be back in about a half hour, so --

-不，這個必須在半小時後回來，所以... ...

[ Laughter ] -I understand.

[笑] 我明白了。

Jason, you're hosting "Saturday Night Live" again.

傑森，你又要主持 "週六夜現場 "了。

You hosted -- you hosted -- -15 years ago.

你在15年前主持了... ... 你主持了...

-Is that right? -Yeah, it feels like longer

-是嗎？-是的，感覺就像更長的時間

because I loved it so much

因為我太喜歡它了

and wanted to do it every day afterwards.

並想以後每天都這樣做。

As you know, it's such an amazing --

如你所知，它是這樣一個驚人的 -

cords do not move on this couch.

這張沙發上的電線不能動。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-There's no slide. There's no slide --

-沒有幻燈片。沒有幻燈片...

-My entire underwear is inside me right now.

-我的整條內褲現在都在我體內.

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

I'll work five-person audience.

我將工作五人的觀眾。

[ Laughter and applause ] I'll get it.

[笑聲和掌聲] 我會得到它。

-This is better -- [ Cheering ]

-這是更好的 - [歡呼]

This is better than my monologue.

這比我的獨白要好。

This is unbelievable. -It's so casual.

這簡直是不可思議。-太隨意了

I saw you on the stool. I'm like,

我看到你在凳子上。我很喜歡。

I said to the guy in the dressing room,

我對更衣室裡的人說。

"When do you guys start?" [ Laughter ]

"你們什麼時候開始？"[笑聲]

He said, "No, we're doing it now."

他說："不，我們現在就在做。"

I go, "He's sitting on a stool."

我說："他坐在凳子上。"

-Yeah, it's a cool medium now. -It's so casual.

-是啊，現在是個很酷的媒介了.-它是那麼的隨意.

-It's just casual. You're like, "Yeah, we're just hanging out

-這只是休閒。你會說，"是啊，我們只是掛出。

like buddies, talking. -Jimmy's just --

就像朋友一樣，在哈拉-吉米只是...

he's just like a nice old pair of shoes, isn't he?

他就像一雙漂亮的舊鞋，不是嗎？

-[ Laughs ] I'll take that. I love that, man.

-我會接受的。我喜歡這樣，夥計。

I have to talk "Ozark"

我得說說 "奧扎克"

because I haven't talk to you since you started "Ozark,"

因為自從你開始 "Ozark "後我就沒跟你說過話了

which is bizarre. -Do you have notes?

這是奇怪的。-你有筆記嗎？

We're locked, you know. [ Laughter ]

我們被鎖定，你知道的。[笑聲]

The stuff you've seen we can't change.

你看到的東西我們無法改變。

-Okay, yeah, no, my only note is that --

-好吧，是的，不，我唯一的注意是 --

it's a thank-you note to say thank you for --

這是一個感謝信，以表示感謝你 -

That's one of the best things I've ever seen.

這是我見過的最好的東西之一。

-Oh, man, thank you. You are phenomenal

-哦，夥計，謝謝你。你真了不起

in this show, dude. [ Applause ]

在這個節目，夥計。[掌聲]

Unbelievable. -You're goosing that.

難以置信-你在胡說八道

-No, we don't. We're not goosing.

-不，我們沒有不，我們沒有.

-You'll goose that. You will goose that.

-你會吃虧的你會去的，你會去的

-Not gonna goose that. [ Cheers and applause ]

-不會去鵝的。[歡呼聲和掌聲]

-There it is. -That's the one you wanted.

-在這呢.-這就是你想要的那個.

♪♪ And now you've got a band thing.

現在你已經得到了一個樂隊的事情。

Oh, my God. Hey, all right.

哦，我的上帝。嘿，好吧。

Questlove has seen everything.

Questlove已經看到了一切。

You've seen all the episodes and everything.

你已經看過所有的情節和一切。

-Absolutely. -Really?

-當然-真的嗎？

-Yeah. -I'm on season --

-是的，我是在季節性...

-Thank you. -...season two, episode three.

-謝謝你-...第二季，第三集。

But let me -- no, no, Jason, let me tell you why.

但讓我... 不，不，傑森，讓我告訴你為什麼。

Let me tell you why. I don't --

讓我告訴你為什麼。我不...

-You're busy. -No.

-你很忙你很忙 -不

I don't want it to end.

我不希望它結束。

I don't want to keep -- because I know it's going to end.

我不想繼續... 因為我知道這一切都會結束。

-I'll buy that.

-我會買的

-It's like when you read a good book.

-就像你讀一本好書一樣。

When I was reading Steve Martin's book,

當我在讀史蒂夫-馬丁的書時，

"Born Standing Up," I was so mad that it was

"生而為人"，我瘋狂到了極點。

going to come to an end, I'm like, ah!

要結束了，我很喜歡，啊！

I just want to keep reading this.

我只想繼續看下去。

It is so good. You are phenomenal.

它是如此的好。你是驚人的。

Everybody -- -Really, really good,

大家..,

good group of people.

好的一群人。

And the writers, I don't know how they keep

和作家，我不知道他們如何保持

escalating the danger without killing us

化險為夷

or putting us in jail.

或者把我們送進監獄。

I mean, we make as many mistakes

我的意思是，我們犯的錯誤一樣多

as you possibly can without getting killed or incarcerated.

在不被殺或被監禁的情況下，儘可能的讓你。

-Yeah. -And we've got more in store

-是啊 我們還有更多的東西要準備

for this -- -Also you're directing, too,

你也是導演。

and just -- you're crushing --

而只是 - 你粉碎 -

Dude, you're -- do you enjoy that part?

夥計，你... ... 你喜歡這部分嗎？

-I love it, yeah. -...another job for you?

-我喜歡它，是的。-...另一份工作給你？

I mean, no. I mean, I guess there's a part of me

我的意思是，沒有。我的意思是，我想有我的一部分。

that's sort of masochistic, you know.

那是一種受虐狂，你知道的。

I like the acting.

我喜歡這段演技。

But it's so comfortable for me that I'm able to observe --

但它對我來說是如此的舒適，我能夠觀察到 --

like, I'm keenly aware that like,

喜歡，我敏銳地意識到，喜歡。

if that camera had to move right, now I'd probably wait

如果那臺攝影機必須向右移動，現在我可能會等待。

to finish my answer until it's settled.

來完成我的回答，直到它的解決。

I'm always looking to, like, help the crew.

我一直在尋找，喜歡，幫助船員。

Because as a little kid,

因為作為一個小孩子。

the crew members would always be like,

隊員們總是會像。

"Buddy, you got help me out.

"哥們，你得幫我。

I got to get the boom over there.

我得把吊杆拿到那邊去。

Can you just hold your line?" I'm like, "Sure, sir."

你能不能別說話？"我想，"當然，先生。"

So I'm a real people pleaser when it comes to the work

所以在工作上，我是一個真正的討人喜歡的人。

on the set, so I like to, you know, facilitate shots

所以我喜歡，你知道的，方便拍攝

and stuff that work.

和東西，工作。

So I like the acting, but I like to pile on

所以我喜歡演技，但我喜歡堆砌。

with the other stuff and make the crew's day short

和其他的東西，使船員的一天很短

or the actor's day short. -Yeah.

或演員的一天短。-是的

Just stays fun and stays exciting, electric.

只是保持著樂趣，保持著刺激，電。

-Yeah, I love it a bunch.

-是的，我很喜歡它。

But this next year -- we're two weeks into shooting.

但明年... 我們已經開拍兩週了。

It's going to be the last year,

這將是最後一年。

but we're going to do 14 instead of 10 episodes,

但我們要做14而不是10集。

and we're going to split them up in two,

我們要把他們一分為二。

so it will be seven and seven.

所以它將是七和七。

So it will really be like season four and season five,

所以真的會像第四季和第五季一樣。

but they're shorter. I don't --

但他們更短。我不...

-Then it's all over. -We do land the plane

-然後一切都結束了-我們確實降落了飛機

in a very satisfactory way, but...

非常滿意的方式，但...

-You're happy with it? -Yeah.

-你對它滿意嗎？-是的

-What do you think it is about -- because I have a theory,

-你認為這是關於什麼 -- 因為我有一個理論。

why people like Marty.

為什麼人們喜歡馬蒂。

Why they like your character.

為什麼他們喜歡你的角色。

-He has got incredible hair.

-他有一頭難以置信的頭髮.

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-He really is a good-looking dude, yeah.

-他真的是一個好看的傢伙，是的。

-I say that to you because look at you.

-我這麼說是因為你看看你。

-Look at you. Thank you. -Right?

-看著你謝謝你 - 是嗎？-是嗎？

-I got this from Amazon last week.

-我上週從亞馬遜買了這個

-If we just agitate it a little bit up top.

-如果我們只是在上面攪拌一下的話.

-A little messed -- but still under control a little bit.

-有點亂--但還是控制住了一點。

-I can see your lace, though, is coming up just a little bit.

-我可以看到你的花邊，雖然，是來了一點點。

No, he's us. I mean, hopefully, you know?

不，他是我們。我的意思是，希望，你知道嗎？

He's, you know, a middle-aged dude

他是，你知道，一箇中年男人

trying to get it -- get on with it

欲速則不達

with his kids and his wife

與他的孩子和他的妻子

and keep them alive and be a provider.

並讓他們活著，做一個供養者。

And then he -- you know, and he's probably a little bit

然後他 - 你知道，他可能是一個有點

dumber than he thinks he is, so he backs into

比他自己認為的還要笨，所以他退縮到...

some bad decisions, but he thinks they're good decisions.

一些錯誤的決定， 但他認為他們是好的決定。

And then he's got to kind of pay the price for cutting corners

然後他就得為偷工減料付出代價了

and stuff like that. -I think it's also --

和類似的東西。-我想這也是...

it's because I think he's honest.

因為我覺得他是誠實的。

He's honest, even with the -- saying the awful truth.

他是誠實的，即使是... ... 說出了可怕的真相。

I mean, like, "All right, you really want to know

我的意思是，像，"好吧，你真的想知道，

what happens? How the sausage is made?

會發生什麼？香腸是怎麼做出來的？

This goes that, that and that and this and that, that's it."

這個去那個，那個去那個，這個去那個，就這樣。"

And you go, I can't believe you just said that.

而你卻走了，我不相信你剛才說的。

-The money laundering stuff? -Yeah, all that stuff.

-洗錢的事？-是的，所有這些東西

-Yeah, we try not to get the audience into the weeds

-是的，我們儘量不把觀眾帶入雜草叢中

too much with that, because it's hard to --

太多了，因為它很難 --

I think -- the only thing I've been able to absorb

我想... ... 我唯一能夠吸收的東西

about money laundering in three years is that

3年內的洗錢問題是：

you need fake receipts.

你需要假收據。

If you can get fake receipts --

如果你能拿到假收據...

Guys, we can all just --

夥計們，我們都可以...

we can all retire tomorrow. -Just, tips.

我們明天都可以退休了。-只是，提示。

There you go. Fake receipts. -Fake receipts. That's it.

這就對了假收據-假收據假收據 -就是這樣

-Just some tips from Jason Bateman. That's it.

只是傑森-貝特曼的一些提示。就這樣吧

Earlier this week we had Nick Kroll on the show

本週早些時候，我們請來了尼克-克羅爾上節目

and we played a game called "Guess the Impression."

我們還玩了一個叫 "猜印象 "的遊戲。

-That is a funny man. -He's a funny dude.

-那是個有趣的人-他是個有趣的傢伙

So we just had names come up.

所以，我們只是有名字來了。

We did not practice the impression.

我們沒有練習印象。

And then I got -- your name came up,

然後我... 你的名字出現了。

and so I had to think of,

於是我不得不想到。

how do I do an impression of you?

我怎麼做你的印象？

-Oh, no. This is hurtful. This is going to be hurtful.

-哦，不哦，不。 這是傷害。這將是有害的。

-No, it's fun. It's all --

-不，這很有趣。不，這很有趣。

-Impressions are not complimentary, Jimmy.

-印象不是很好，吉米。

-Yes. -No, they're not.

-是的 不，他們不是。

-It's an homage, not an impression.

-這是一種敬意，不是一種印象。

-An homage. It's a beautiful pronunciation.

-頌歌這是一個美麗的發音。

-Thank you. -Damn it.

-謝謝你-該死的

Where are you from? [ Laughter ]

你是哪裡人？[笑聲]

Are you from Montreal? -I'm from Montreal, yeah.

你是蒙特利爾人嗎？-是的，我是蒙特利爾人

I'm not even from France, it's from Montreal.

我甚至不是法國人，是蒙特利爾人。

From -- yeah.

從 - 是的。

I want to show the impression, and just --

我想給大家一個印象，只是... ...

I don't even know why I want to show the impression.

我都不知道為什麼要給人留下印象。

-You did me? -I think I did you.

-你幹了我?-我想是我幹了你.

I think I did a decent impression of you.

我想我對你的印象很好

I don't know. Quest, did you see it?

我不知道。探索，你看到了嗎？

-I did not see it. -You did not see it.

-我沒看見.-你沒看到

Yeah, we'll see it when we come back.

是啊，我們會看到它，當我們回來。

More with Jason Bateman when we come back.

等我們回來的時候，會有更多傑森-貝特曼的消息。

We're gonna see it, but -- it's close, the impression.

我們會看到它，但... ... 它的接近，印象。