Hey, Jimmy Fallon on November 19, 2018.

嘿，2018年11月19日，吉米-法倫。

Jimmy Fallon. It is November 19, 2019.

吉米-法倫。這是2019年11月19日。

Jimmy Fallon, November 19th. [ Sighs ]

吉米-法倫，11月19日。[嘆氣]

[ Inhales deeply ] 2020.

[深吸氣] 2020年。

Good.

很好啊

I'm good.

我很好

Great!

太好了！

Is that a joke?

這是在開玩笑嗎？

Probably a ham sandwich.

可能是火腿三文治。

Same answer -- ham sandwich, baby.

同樣的答案 -- 火腿三明治，寶貝。

Ham sandwich, and that ain't gonna change.

火腿三明治，這是不會改變的。

Not anytime soon.

不是很快。

Whatever's in the fridge.

不管是在冰箱裡的。

Whatever.

管他呢

I mean, food is just fuel

我的意思是，食物只是燃料

that gets you through each day.

讓你度過每一天。

That would be Justin Timberlake.

那就是賈斯汀-汀布萊克。

J. Lo.

J.羅。

Ariana Grande!

阿麗亞娜-格蘭德！

Harry Peterson.

Harry Peterson.

He's an intern at Pfizer.

他是輝瑞的實習生。

Really excited about that one.

真的很興奮，那一個。

My wife.

我的妻子。

My wife.

我的妻子。

My wife.

我的妻子。

Oh, a few months ago,

哦，幾個月前。

I glued googly eyes to our vacuum cleaner.

我在我們的吸塵器上粘上了鵝眼。

When I turn it on, uh,

當我打開它，呃，

it's almost like he's yelling at me.

這幾乎就像他對我大喊大叫。

It's pretty fun.

很有趣的。

Checked my phone.

檢查了我的手機。

Checked my phone.

檢查了我的手機。

Still check my phone.

還是看我的手機。

Actually, I still check my phone every, uh --

事實上，我還是會檢查我的手機，呃... ...

[ Cellphone vibrates ]

[手機震動]

What the --

什麼...

Is this "Giuliani leaking hair dye" thing real?

"朱利安尼洩露染髮劑 "這件事是真的嗎？

It's fake, right? That can't be real.

是假的吧？這不可能是真的。

Hosting the Golden Globes.

主持金球獎。

Uh, going to Olive Garden with Post Malone.

呃，和Post Malone一起去橄欖花園

That was a -- that was a long night. That was fun.

那是一個... 那是一個漫長的夜晚。那是個漫長的夜晚。 那很有趣。

When we took the show to Puerto Rico.

當我們把節目帶到波多黎各的時候，

That meant a lot.

這意味著很多。

You know M&Ms?

你知道M&Ms嗎？

Uh, so -- so I get this bag of M&Ms delivered with my groceries

呃，所以... ... 所以我得到了這袋M&Ms與我的雜貨送達

and uh, you know, I wipe them down and open them up,

呃，你知道，我把它們擦乾淨，然後打開它們。

and it's got, you know, blue, orange, brown, you know, colors.

它有，你知道， 藍色，橙色，棕色，你知道，顏色。

And uh, uh, this bag didn't have any blues.

而且，這個包裡沒有任何藍色的東西。

So I--I took -- uh, I opened up another bag

所以我... 我拿了... 我打開了另一個袋子。

and I put blues in my bag.

我把藍調放進了我的包裡。

I put the blues in my bag, but guess what.

我把藍調放在包裡，但你猜怎麼著。

It wasn't in my bag because they were -- they were Skittles.

它不在我的包裡，因為他們是... ... 他們是食糖。

[ Laughs ]

[笑]

God, what a birthday.

天啊，好一個生日。

[ Laughs ]

[笑]

One Direction.

一個方向。

Gotta be Jonas Brothers.

一定是喬納斯兄弟

BTS.

BTS：

The Cuomo brothers.

庫莫兄弟。

And BTS.

還有BTS。