Name: 總統在Facebook上發洩對選舉的不滿，以陰謀論為動力，大發雷霆。 (President Vents His Election Grievances In Conspiracy Theory Fueled Facebook Rant)
Uploaded: 2020-12-03T18:51:53.000Z
Duration: 9 min 52 s

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

女士們，先生們，我是你們的主持人，斯蒂芬-科爾伯特。

TOMORROW MARKS ONE MONTH SINCE THE ELECTION, AND THE PRESIDENT

明天是選舉後的一個月，而主席

HAS SPENT THAT ENTIRE TIME THROWING A LOUD, PANTS-FILLING

他花了整個時間，扔了一個響亮的， 褲子填充

IF WE DON'T CHANGE PRESIDENTS SOON, HE'S GOING TO GET A RASH.

如果我們不盡快更換總統，他就會被抓起來。

I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT'S INSTALLMENT OF OUR

我將在今晚的節目中告訴你所有的事情。

我是一個笨蛋，驕傲的BOYEEEE！♪

THE PRESIDENT'S COMPLAINTS ABOUT FAKE ELECTION FRAUD ARE MORE

總統對假選舉舞弊的抱怨是更多的。

IN FACT, HIS REFUSAL TO CONCEDE IS SEEN BY SOME OF HIS

事實上，他的一些人也看到了他的拒絕讓步。

FOLLOWERS AS A CALL TO ARMS, WHICH HAS MADE FOR A DANGEROUS

跟隨者作為一種號召，這使得一個危險的世界充滿了危險。

SITUATION DOWN IN GEORGIA, WHERE THERE HAVE BEEN MANY THREATS OF

格魯吉亞的情況，那裡已經有了很多的威脅。

VIOLENCE, INCLUDING AGAINST A 20-YEAR-OLD VOTING SYSTEM

暴力行為，包括針對一名20歲的投票系統的暴力行為

CONTRACTOR WHO WAS TARGETED BY SOMEONE WHO HUNG A NOOSE AND

DECLARED THAT THE WORKER SHOULD BE "HUNG FOR TREASON," AND

宣稱該工人應 "因犯罪而被絞死"，並；

CARAVANS OF HORN-HONKING MAGA SUPPORTERS CONSTANTLY PARADING

大篷車的喇叭聲和麥加支持者不斷地遊行。

PAST SECRETARY OF STATE BRAD RAFFENSPERGER'S PRIVATE

前國務卿布拉德-拉芬斯佩格的私房菜。

WELL, THAT CARAVAN FINALLY SHOWED UP, AND THE PRESIDENT WAS

好吧，那輛大篷車終於出現了，總統也來了。

RIGHT-- IT'S FULL OF BAD HOMBRES LOOKING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY.

是的... ... 它充滿了壞的鄉下人想摧毀我們的國家。

WELL, IN RESPONSE, YESTERDAY, ONE OF GEORGIA'S TOP ELECTION

好吧，作為迴應，昨天，喬治亞州最重要的選舉之一。

OFFICIALS, GABRIEL STERLING, A REPUBLICAN, GAVE AN EMOTIONAL

官員，GABRIEL STERLING，一個共和黨人，給了一個情緒化的。

>> I'M GOING TO DO MY BEST TO KEEP IT TOGETHER, BECAUSE IT HAS

>> 我將盡我所能讓它保持一致，因為它已經...

A 20-SOMETHING TECH IN GWINNETT COUNTY TODAY HAS DEATH THREATS

今天在GWINNETT縣的一個20多歲的技術有死亡的威脅。

AND A NOOSE PUT OUT, SAYING HE SHOULD BE HUNG FOR TREASON

並放出了一條繩索，說他應該因犯罪而被處以絞刑。

BECAUSE HE WAS TRANSFERRING A REPORT ON BATCHES FROM AN E.M.S.

因為他正在從一個E. M. S. 轉交一份關於批次的報告。

TO A COUNTY COMPUTER SO HE COULD READ IT.

UNFORTUNATELY, WE KNOW HOW THINGS END WHEN YOU TELL THE

不幸的是，我們知道事情的結局，當你告訴我們的時候，我們就會知道。

PRESIDENT TO STOP: $130,000 CHECK, BUT ONLY IF THE ENTIRE

主席停止：130,000美元的支票，但前提是全部的人都要參加。

ANYWAY THE SPEECH BLEW UP YESTERDAY AND THIS GEORGIAN

無論如何，該演講吹了起來昨天，這個格魯吉亞人

ELECTION OFFICIAL WAS PRAISED FOR HIS COURAGE, HIS CLARITY,

選舉官員因他的勇氣、他的清晰而受到讚揚。

AND THE PRESIDENT HEARD THAT AND POPPED OPEN A CAN OF SUCK IT.

主席聽到這句話，打開了一罐 "操"。

TODAY AROUND 4:00 EASTERN CRAZY TIME, THE PRESIDENT POSTED A

今天東部瘋狂時間4點左右，主席發佈了一條：

CONSPIRACY THEORY-FILLED RANT ON FACEBOOK-- NO PRESS, NO

NOT EVEN THE MEDIATING LOWER THIRD GRAPHICS OF CABLE NEW.

甚至連有線電視新的中下層圖形都沒有。

JUST UNCUT, CRAZY PACKED INTO A STRAW AND BLOWN RIGHT INTO THE

剛剛切割，瘋狂的包裝在一個字符串，並吹到了正確的。

BRAIN STEM OF THE KAMIKAZE MAGA DEAD-ERNDS.

AND HE STARTED WITH THIS: >> THIS MAY BE THE MOST

他開始用這個：>>這可能是最。

>> Stephen: I THINK YOU MISREAD ONE WORD, MR. PRESIDENT.

>> Stephen:我想你看錯了一句話，先生。主席：

IT MAY BE THE MOST "IMPOTENT" SPEECH YOU EVER MADE.

這可能是你做過的最 "無能 "的演講。

BECAUSE IT WAS JUST ANOTHER RAMBLING MASS OF LIES THAT

因為它只是另一個亂七八糟的謊言，

MY BIG COMPLAINT: HE SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS A WEEK AGO, NOT

我最大的抱怨是：他應該在一週前就做這件事，而不是。

BECAUSE HE SAID ANYTHING WORTH HEARING, BUT AT LEAST THE PEOPLE

因為他說了什麼值得聽的東西，但至少人們...

WHO CANCELLED A BIG FAMILY THANKSGIVING COULD HAVE

誰取消了一個大的家庭感恩節可以有。

PRETENDED THEY WERE STILL EATING WITH THEIR RACIST UNCLE.

假裝他們還在與他們的種族主義的叔叔吃飯。

>> IN WISCONSIN, AS AN EXAMPLE, WHERE WE WERE WAY UP ON ELECTION

>>以威斯康星州為例，我們在選舉時的票數遙遙領先。

NIGHT, THEY ULTIMATELY HAD US MIRACULOUSLY LOSING BY 20,000

晚上，他們最終讓我們奇蹟般地輸了兩萬塊錢。

AND I CAN SHOW YOU RIGHT HERE THAT WISCONSIN, WE'RE LEADING

我可以在這裡告訴你，威斯康星州，我們是領先的。

AND THEN, AT 3:42 IN THE MORNING, THERE WAS THIS.

然後，在凌晨3點42分，有這個。

>> Stephen: AGAIN WITH THE MASSIVE DUMPS?

BUT GIVEN HIS CHEESEBURGER AT BEDTIME, 3:42 IN THE MORNING

但在凌晨3點42分的時候，給了他奶酪漢堡。

THE PRESIDENT ALSO LAID OUT SOME PRETTY INTERESTING THEORIES.

主席還提出了一些非常有趣的理論。

>> ALSO, IN ARIZONA, THE ATTORNEY GENERAL ANNOUNCED THAT

>> 還有，在亞利桑那州，總檢察長宣佈：

MAIL-IN BALLOTS HAD BEEN STOLEN FROM MAILBOXES AND HIDDEN UNDER

郵寄選票被人從郵筒中偷走，藏在下面。

DID A FAST BIRD GOING "MEEP MEEP" DO THIS AND YOU TRIED

一隻快鳥在叫 "嗶嗶"。做到這一點，你試過了

TO CHASE THE BIRD, AND YOU RAN INTO A PAINTING OF A TUNNEL ON

追鳥的時候，你撞上了一幅屯子的畫。

BY THE WAY, IF YOU RUN OFF A CLIFF, YOU'LL BE FINE, AS LONG

順便說一句，如果你從懸崖上跑下來，你會沒事的，只要... ...

SHOWING A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF SELF-AWARENESS, THE PRESIDENT

主席表現出令人驚訝的自覺性。

EVEN KNEW HOW POORLY HIS STUPIDITY WOULD BE RECEIVED.

甚至知道他的愚蠢會得到多麼糟糕的迴應。

>> EVEN WHAT I'M SAYING NOW WILL BE DEMEANED AND DISPARAGED,

>> 即使我現在說的話，也會被人指責和議論。

>> Stephen:好吧，只要它是好的。

YOU'RE A PETTY, ANGRY MAN, YOU WILL NEVER RECEIVE AND HAVE

你是一個小氣的，憤怒的人，你永遠不會得到，並有。

AND IN 50 DAYS, YOU'LL BE OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE, WITHOUT THE

50天后，你就會離開白宮，而沒有

PROTECTIONS OF EXECUTIVE POWER, AND NO COURT IS GOING TO UPHOLD

保護行政權力，沒有法院會堅持。

PLUS, YOU'RE UGLY AND YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY.

另外，你很醜，而你的母親給你穿得很有趣。

AND HERE'S THE THING: ALL THE CONTESTED STATES ARE NOW

AND STILL, STILL REPUBLICANS ARE TERRIFIED TO SPEAK THAT BASIC

共和黨人仍然害怕說出那句基本的話。

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