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  • >> Stephen: WELCOME.

    >> Stephen:歡迎。

  • WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

    歡迎來到 "深夜秀"。

  • LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    女士們,先生們,我是你們的主持人,斯蒂芬-科爾伯特。

  • TOMORROW MARKS ONE MONTH SINCE THE ELECTION, AND THE PRESIDENT

    明天是選舉後的一個月,而主席

  • HAS SPENT THAT ENTIRE TIME THROWING A LOUD, PANTS-FILLING

    他花了整個時間,扔了一個響亮的, 褲子填充

  • TANTRUM.

    TANTRUM。

  • IF WE DON'T CHANGE PRESIDENTS SOON, HE'S GOING TO GET A RASH.

    如果我們不盡快更換總統,他就會被抓起來。

  • I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT'S INSTALLMENT OF OUR

    我將在今晚的節目中告訴你所有的事情。

  • NEVER-ENDING SEGMENT...

    永無止境的部分... ...

  • >> ♪ DUMP! DUMP! DUMP!

    >> #DUMP!笨蛋!笨蛋!

  • ILLEGAL MASSIVE DUMPS!

    非法的大笨蛋!

  • ♪ I'M A DOPE, PROUD BOYEEEE! ♪

    我是一個笨蛋,驕傲的BOYEEEE!♪

  • >> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE"

    >> "白宮之路"

  • >> Stephen: WOOO!

    >> Stephen:嗚嗚!

  • THE PRESIDENT'S COMPLAINTS ABOUT FAKE ELECTION FRAUD ARE MORE

    總統對假選舉舞弊的抱怨是更多的。

  • THAN JUST RECREATIONAL WHINING.

    不僅僅是娛樂性的抱怨。

  • IN FACT, HIS REFUSAL TO CONCEDE IS SEEN BY SOME OF HIS

    事實上,他的一些人也看到了他的拒絕讓步。

  • FOLLOWERS AS A CALL TO ARMS, WHICH HAS MADE FOR A DANGEROUS

    跟隨者作為一種號召,這使得一個危險的世界充滿了危險。

  • SITUATION DOWN IN GEORGIA, WHERE THERE HAVE BEEN MANY THREATS OF

    格魯吉亞的情況,那裡已經有了很多的威脅。

  • VIOLENCE, INCLUDING AGAINST A 20-YEAR-OLD VOTING SYSTEM

    暴力行為,包括針對一名20歲的投票系統的暴力行為

  • CONTRACTOR WHO WAS TARGETED BY SOMEONE WHO HUNG A NOOSE AND

    被某人懸著繩索瞄準的承包人

  • DECLARED THAT THE WORKER SHOULD BE "HUNG FOR TREASON," AND

    宣稱該工人應 "因犯罪而被絞死",並;

  • CARAVANS OF HORN-HONKING MAGA SUPPORTERS CONSTANTLY PARADING

    大篷車的喇叭聲和麥加支持者不斷地遊行。

  • PAST SECRETARY OF STATE BRAD RAFFENSPERGER'S PRIVATE

    前國務卿布拉德-拉芬斯佩格的私房菜。

  • RESIDENCE.

    住所:

  • WELL, THAT CARAVAN FINALLY SHOWED UP, AND THE PRESIDENT WAS

    好吧,那輛大篷車終於出現了,總統也來了。

  • RIGHT-- IT'S FULL OF BAD HOMBRES LOOKING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY.

    是的... ... 它充滿了壞的鄉下人想摧毀我們的國家。

  • WELL, IN RESPONSE, YESTERDAY, ONE OF GEORGIA'S TOP ELECTION

    好吧,作為迴應,昨天,喬治亞州最重要的選舉之一。

  • OFFICIALS, GABRIEL STERLING, A REPUBLICAN, GAVE AN EMOTIONAL

    官員,GABRIEL STERLING,一個共和黨人,給了一個情緒化的。

  • PRESS CONFERENCE.

    新聞發佈會:

  • >> I'M GOING TO DO MY BEST TO KEEP IT TOGETHER, BECAUSE IT HAS

    >> 我將盡我所能讓它保持一致,因為它已經...

  • >> I'M GOING TO DO MY BEST TO KEEP IT TOGETHER, BECAUSE IT HAS

    >> 我將盡我所能讓它保持一致,因為它已經...

  • ALL GONE TOO FAR, ALL OF IT.

    都走得太遠了,所有的一切。

  • A 20-SOMETHING TECH IN GWINNETT COUNTY TODAY HAS DEATH THREATS

    今天在GWINNETT縣的一個20多歲的技術有死亡的威脅。

  • AND A NOOSE PUT OUT, SAYING HE SHOULD BE HUNG FOR TREASON

    並放出了一條繩索,說他應該因犯罪而被處以絞刑。

  • BECAUSE HE WAS TRANSFERRING A REPORT ON BATCHES FROM AN E.M.S.

    因為他正在從一個E. M. S. 轉交一份關於批次的報告。

  • TO A COUNTY COMPUTER SO HE COULD READ IT.

    縣級電腦,讓他能閱讀。

  • IT HAS TO STOP.

    它必須停止。

  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING UP.

    >> 史蒂芬:謝謝你的發言。

  • UNFORTUNATELY, WE KNOW HOW THINGS END WHEN YOU TELL THE

    不幸的是,我們知道事情的結局,當你告訴我們的時候,我們就會知道。

  • PRESIDENT TO STOP: $130,000 CHECK, BUT ONLY IF THE ENTIRE

    主席停止:130,000美元的支票,但前提是全部的人都要參加。

  • STATE OF GEORGIA SIGNS AN N.D.A.

    格魯吉亞州簽署了一項N.D.A。

  • ANYWAY THE SPEECH BLEW UP YESTERDAY AND THIS GEORGIAN

    無論如何,該演講吹了起來昨天,這個格魯吉亞人

  • ELECTION OFFICIAL WAS PRAISED FOR HIS COURAGE, HIS CLARITY,

    選舉官員因他的勇氣、他的清晰而受到讚揚。

  • AND HIS CALL FOR CIVILITY.

    以及他對文明的呼籲。

  • AND THE PRESIDENT HEARD THAT AND POPPED OPEN A CAN OF SUCK IT.

    主席聽到這句話,打開了一罐 "操"。

  • TODAY AROUND 4:00 EASTERN CRAZY TIME, THE PRESIDENT POSTED A

    今天東部瘋狂時間4點左右,主席發佈了一條:

  • CONSPIRACY THEORY-FILLED RANT ON FACEBOOK-- NO PRESS, NO

  • QUESTIONS.

    問題:

  • NOT EVEN THE MEDIATING LOWER THIRD GRAPHICS OF CABLE NEW.

    甚至連有線電視新的中下層圖形都沒有。

  • JUST UNCUT, CRAZY PACKED INTO A STRAW AND BLOWN RIGHT INTO THE

    剛剛切割,瘋狂的包裝在一個字符串,並吹到了正確的。

  • BRAIN STEM OF THE KAMIKAZE MAGA DEAD-ERNDS.

    腦幹的KAMIKAZE MAGA DEADERNDS。

  • AND HE STARTED WITH THIS: >> THIS MAY BE THE MOST

    他開始用這個:>>這可能是最。

  • IMPORTANT SPEECH I'VE EVER MADE.

    我曾經做過的重要演講。

  • >> Stephen: I THINK YOU MISREAD ONE WORD, MR. PRESIDENT.

    >> Stephen:我想你看錯了一句話,先生。主席:

  • IT MAY BE THE MOST "IMPOTENT" SPEECH YOU EVER MADE.

    這可能是你做過的最 "無能 "的演講。

  • BECAUSE IT WAS JUST ANOTHER RAMBLING MASS OF LIES THAT

    因為它只是另一個亂七八糟的謊言,

  • LASTED A FULL 46 MINUTES.

    持續了整整46分鐘。

  • MY BIG COMPLAINT: HE SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS A WEEK AGO, NOT

    我最大的抱怨是:他應該在一週前就做這件事,而不是。

  • BECAUSE HE SAID ANYTHING WORTH HEARING, BUT AT LEAST THE PEOPLE

    因為他說了什麼值得聽的東西,但至少人們...

  • WHO CANCELLED A BIG FAMILY THANKSGIVING COULD HAVE

    誰取消了一個大的家庭感恩節可以有。

  • PRETENDED THEY WERE STILL EATING WITH THEIR RACIST UNCLE.

    假裝他們還在與他們的種族主義的叔叔吃飯。

  • AND HE. BROUGHT. PROPS.

    和他。借來的。道具。

  • >> IN WISCONSIN, AS AN EXAMPLE, WHERE WE WERE WAY UP ON ELECTION

    >>以威斯康星州為例,我們在選舉時的票數遙遙領先。

  • NIGHT, THEY ULTIMATELY HAD US MIRACULOUSLY LOSING BY 20,000

    晚上,他們最終讓我們奇蹟般地輸了兩萬塊錢。

  • VOTES.

    投票:

  • AND I CAN SHOW YOU RIGHT HERE THAT WISCONSIN, WE'RE LEADING

    我可以在這裡告訴你,威斯康星州,我們是領先的。

  • BY A LOT.

    很多。

  • AND THEN, AT 3:42 IN THE MORNING, THERE WAS THIS.

    然後,在凌晨3點42分,有這個。

  • IT WAS A MASSIVE DUMP OF VOTES.

    這是一個大規模的選票減少。

  • >> Stephen: AGAIN WITH THE MASSIVE DUMPS?

    >> Stephen:又是那些大笨蛋?

  • BUT GIVEN HIS CHEESEBURGER AT BEDTIME, 3:42 IN THE MORNING

    但在凌晨3點42分的時候,給了他奶酪漢堡。

  • SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT FOR HIM.

    聽起來很適合他。

  • THE PRESIDENT ALSO LAID OUT SOME PRETTY INTERESTING THEORIES.

    主席還提出了一些非常有趣的理論。

  • >> ALSO, IN ARIZONA, THE ATTORNEY GENERAL ANNOUNCED THAT

    >> 還有,在亞利桑那州,總檢察長宣佈:

  • MAIL-IN BALLOTS HAD BEEN STOLEN FROM MAILBOXES AND HIDDEN UNDER

    郵寄選票被人從郵筒中偷走,藏在下面。

  • A ROCK.

    一塊石頭。

  • >> Stephen: "HIDDEN UNDER A ROCK"?

    >> 史蒂芬: "藏在石頭下面"?

  • IN ARIZONA?

    在亞利桑那州?

  • IN THE DESERT?

    在沙漠裡?

  • DID A FAST BIRD GOING "MEEP MEEP" DO THIS AND YOU TRIED

    一隻快鳥在叫 "嗶嗶"。做到這一點,你試過了

  • TO CHASE THE BIRD, AND YOU RAN INTO A PAINTING OF A TUNNEL ON

    追鳥的時候,你撞上了一幅屯子的畫。

  • THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN?

    山的那邊?

  • BY THE WAY, IF YOU RUN OFF A CLIFF, YOU'LL BE FINE, AS LONG

    順便說一句,如果你從懸崖上跑下來,你會沒事的,只要... ...

  • AS YOU DON'T LOOK DOWN.

    因為你不往下看。

  • SHOWING A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF SELF-AWARENESS, THE PRESIDENT

    主席表現出令人驚訝的自覺性。

  • EVEN KNEW HOW POORLY HIS STUPIDITY WOULD BE RECEIVED.

    甚至知道他的愚蠢會得到多麼糟糕的迴應。

  • >> EVEN WHAT I'M SAYING NOW WILL BE DEMEANED AND DISPARAGED,

    >> 即使我現在說的話,也會被人指責和議論。

  • BUT THAT'S OKAY.

    但是,這沒關係。

  • >> Stephen: WELL, AS LONG AS IT'S OKAY.

    >> Stephen:好吧,只要它是好的。

  • YOU'RE A PETTY, ANGRY MAN, YOU WILL NEVER RECEIVE AND HAVE

    你是一個小氣的,憤怒的人,你永遠不會得到,並有。

  • NEVER DESERVED.

    永遠不值得。

  • AND IN 50 DAYS, YOU'LL BE OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE, WITHOUT THE

    50天后,你就會離開白宮,而沒有

  • PROTECTIONS OF EXECUTIVE POWER, AND NO COURT IS GOING TO UPHOLD

    保護行政權力,沒有法院會堅持。

  • YOU PARDONING YOURSELF.

    你原諒你自己。

  • PLUS, YOU'RE UGLY AND YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY.

    另外,你很醜,而你的母親給你穿得很有趣。

  • AND HERE'S THE THING: ALL THE CONTESTED STATES ARE NOW

    現在所有的競爭州都是...

  • CERTIFIED.

    經認證的。

  • IT'S OVER.

    它結束了。

  • AND STILL, STILL REPUBLICANS ARE TERRIFIED TO SPEAK THAT BASIC

    共和黨人仍然害怕說出那句基本的話。

  • TRUTH.

    真相:

  • TAKE G.O.P. SENATOR AND ORVILLE REDENBACHER AFTER LASIK, RON

    以G.O.P. 參議員和ORVILLE REDENBACHER後LASIK,RON。

  • JOHNSON.

    JOHNSON:

  • IN A PHONE CALL TWO AND A HALF WEEKS AGO, JOHNSON REPORTEDLY

    在兩個半星期前的一個電話中,約翰遜報告說:

  • CONFESSED HE KNOWS BIDEN WON BUT WON'T ADMIT IT, BECAUSE IT WOULD

    承認他知道BIDEN贏了,但不承認,因為這將

  • BE "POLITICAL SUICIDE."

    是 "政治自殺"。

  • REALLY?

    真的嗎?

  • I WOULD SAY THE REAL POLITICAL SUICIDE IS REFUSING TO DISTANCE

    我想說,真正的政治自殺是拒絕疏遠。

  • YOURSELF FROM A PRESIDENT WHO HAS LOST AND IS WILLING TO

    你從一個失敗的總統那裡得到的東西,並願意把它送給你。

  • DESTROY DEMOCRACY AND YOUR PARTY OUT OF SPITE.

    摧毀民主和你的黨派,出於怨恨。

  • IT'S LIKE THE G.O.P. IS SAYING, "HEY, LET'S PLAY HANDS ON A HARD

    這就像G. O. P. 是在說,"嘿,讓我們來玩硬的手"。

  • BODY ON THIS RUNNING PICKUP TRUCK INSIDE THE GARAGE.

    車庫內的這臺運行中的皮卡的車身。

  • NO ONE OPEN THE DOOR TO LET THE OXYGEN IN.

    沒有人打開門讓氧氣進來。

  • THAT WOULD BE POLITICAL SUICIDE.

    這將是政治上的自殺。

  • AND IT WOULD HURT THE TRUCK'S FEELINGS.

    而且會傷害到卡車的感情。

  • SO SLEEPY!

    好睏啊!

  • PLUS, THE PRESIDENT KNOWS HE LOST!

    另外,主席知道他輸了!

  • YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW?

    你知道我怎麼知道的嗎?

  • BECAUSE HE IS TAKING LEGAL PRECAUTIONS.

    因為他採取了法律上的預防措施。

  • WE HAVE JUST LEARNED THAT HE HAS DISCUSSED PARDONS FOR HIS THREE

    我們剛剛得知,他已經討論了對他的三個人的赦免問題。

  • ELDEST CHILDREN AND RUDY GIULIANI AND HIS SON-IN-LAW,

    最年長的孩子和魯迪-吉利安尼和他的女婿。

  • JARED KUSHNER.

    JARED KUSHNER.

  • NOW, THUS FAR, WE DON'T KNOW THE CRIMES THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE

    現在,到目前為止,我們還不知道這些人所犯下的罪行。

  • GUILTY OF, AND NEITHER DOES THE PRESIDENT.

    罪行,而主席也沒有。

  • HE WOULD BE SHIELDING THEM FROM PROSECUTION WITH WHAT ARE

    他將會用什麼來保護他們免受起訴?

  • KNOWN AS PREEMPTIVE PARDONS.

    被稱為 "先發制人的赦免"。

  • IT'S A CLASSIC MOVE.

    這是一個經典的動作。

  • ( AS HUSBAND ) "HONEY I WILL CERTAINLY TELL YOU

    (作為丈夫)"親愛的,我一定會告訴你。

  • WHAT I DID WITH THE NEIGHBOR AFTER YOU FORGIVE ME.

    你原諒我之後,我和鄰居做了什麼?

  • DO YOU FORGIVE ME?

    你原諒我了嗎?

  • GOOD.

    好的。

  • NOW I WON'T TELL YOU, BECAUSE YOU'VE ALREADY FORGIVEN ME, AND

    現在我不會告訴你,因為你已經原諒了我,而且...

  • IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU, IS THAT REALLY FORGIVENESS?"

    如果我必須告訴你,這真的是原諒嗎?"

  • BUT IT DOES LEAD TO ONE OBVIOUS QUESTION: WHAT ARE THEY GUILTY

    但這也引出了一個明顯的問題:他們犯了什麼罪?

  • OF?

    嗎?

  • FOR SOME OF THEM, IT'S PRETTY EASY.

    對他們中的一些人來說,這很容易。

  • JARED KUSHNER HAS LONG BEEN SUSPECTED OF SHADY FINANCIAL

    賈裡德-庫什納長期以來一直被懷疑有不正當的財務行為

  • DEALINGS, PLUS HE'S OBVIOUSLY SLENDER MAN.

    交易,再加上他顯然是個瘦子。

  • PROSECUTORS ARE INVESTIGATING DON JR. FOR FIRST-DEGREE

    檢察官正在調查唐-JR的一級謀殺案

  • DOUCHEBAG WITH INTENT TO DISTRIBUTE.

    有意分裝的手提袋。

  • I BELIEVE IT GOES NICKEL BAG, DIME BAG, DOUCHEBAG.

    和相信它去鎳包,一角包,杜奇包。

  • AND IVANKA LOOKS LIKE MAYBE SHE SHOPLIFTS FOR THRILLS.

    和IVANKA看起來像 也許她購物的樂趣。

  • HOW ELSE DID SHE GET THAT CAN OF BEANS?

    她是怎麼得到那罐豆子的?

  • I DON'T BELIEVE ERIC HAS VIOLATED ANY LAWS, BUT HE'S

    我不相信埃裡克違反了任何法律,但他的

  • STILL GRATEFUL TO GET A PARDON.

    仍然很高興得到赦免。

  • ( AS ERIC ) "THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT

    "這是最好的聖誕禮物"。

  • THAT MY DAD HAS EVER GIVEN ME.

    我爸爸曾經給我的。

  • ALSO, THE ONLY CHRISTMAS GIFT."

    還有,唯一的聖誕禮物。"

  • NOW, AS SOMEONE WHO HASN'T COMMITTED A LOT OF CRIME-- THAT

    現在,作為一個沒有犯過很多罪的人來說... ...

  • I KNOW OF-- A PREEMPTIVE BLANKET PARDON FOR EVERYTHING

    我知道... ... 對所有的事情都有優先權的空白赦免。

  • YOU MIGHT HAVE DONE DONE SEEMS A LITTLE EXCESSIVE.

    你可能已經做了,似乎有點過分。

  • CRIME-ING IS LIKE DRINKING: IT'S A RED FLAG IF YOU DON'T KNOW

    犯罪就像喝酒:如果你不知道,那就是紅旗。

  • EXACTLY HOW MANY DRINKS YOU'VE HAD OR CRIMES YOU'VE DONE.

    你到底喝了多少酒,犯了多少罪?

  • AND IN RUDY'S CASE, HOW MANY CRIMES YOU'VE DONE WHILE

    以魯迪為例,你在這期間犯了多少罪?

  • NOT KNOWING HOW MANY DRINKS YOU'VE HAD.

    不知道你喝了多少酒,

  • SPEAKING OF WHICH, UNLIKE THE KIDS, RUDY IS FACING SPECIFIC

    說到這裡,和孩子們一樣,魯迪面臨著特殊的。

  • ALLEGATIONS.

    指控:

  • THE F.B.I. IS REPORTEDLY INVESTIGATING GIULIANI'S

    據報道,FBI正在調查GIULIANI的情況。

  • UKRAINE EFFORTS, INCLUDING HIS POSSIBLE TIES TO RUSSIAN

    烏克蘭的努力,包括他可能與俄羅斯的關係。

  • INTELLIGENCE.

    智力:

  • ALTHOUGH, RUDY BELIEVES HE CAN PROVE IT'S ACTUALLY THE F.B.I.

    儘管魯迪相信他能證明是F. B. I.

  • THAT'S CORRUPT, BASED ON SOME DOCUMENTS HE GOT FROM HIS

    這是腐敗的,基於一些文件,他從他的

  • FRIENDS IN RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE.

    俄羅斯情報界的朋友們。

  • IT'S FUN TO GUESS WHICH MEMBER OF THE ADMINISTRATION DID WHAT,

    猜猜哪位政府成員做了什麼很有趣。

  • WHICH IS WHY WE AT "THE LATE SHOW" HAVE CREATED THIS FUN

    這就是為什麼我們在 "晚間秀 "上創造了這個有趣的東西

  • "CRIMINAL ACTIVITY PAGE."

    "犯罪活動頁面。"

  • FOR YOU TO DOWNLOAD.

    為您下載。

  • ON THE LEFT, YOU CAN SEE ALL OF THE POTENTIAL PARDON-GETTERS,

    在左邊,你可以看到所有的 潛在的赦免申請人。

  • AND ON THE RIGHT, THERE'S A LIST OF CRIMES, LIKE MONEY

    右邊有一個犯罪清單,比如說金錢

  • LAUNDERING, TAX EVASION, AND SNORTING COKE OFF THE LAST

    放炮、逃稅和在最後的時間裡吸食可卡因

  • LIVING BLACK RHINO.

    活著的黑犀牛。

  • YOU HAVE TO MATCH THE PERSON TO THEIR CRIME.

    你必須把人和他們的罪行匹配起來。

  • AND THERE ARE NO WRONG ANSWERS.

    而且沒有錯誤的答案。

  • OF COURSE, IT'S NOT JUST RUDY AND THE KIDS.

    當然,這不只是魯迪和孩子們。

  • SEVERAL OF THE PRESIDENT'S ALLIES HAVE BEGUN A CAMPAIGN TO

    主席的多位盟友已經開始發動一場運動,以達到以下目的

  • PETITION THE WEST WING IN HOPES OF SECURING PARDONS.

    向西翼請願,希望能獲得赦免。

  • ONE WHITE HOUSE SOURCE SAYS, "YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE AMOUNT OF

    白宮的一個消息來源說,"你不會相信的金額,你不會相信。

  • CALLS-- SOME INSANE-- WE'VE GOTTEN."

    呼叫... 一些瘋狂的... 我們已經得到了。"

  • OH, I BELIEVE YOU'RE GETTING A LOT OF CALLS.

    哦,我相信你得到了很多電話。

  • WHAT I DON'T BELIEVE IS THAT ONLY SOME OF THEM ARE INSANE,

    我不相信的是,只有他們中的一些人是瘋狂的。

  • BECAUSE IT'S NOT JUST MEMBERS OF THIS ADMINISTRATION.

    因為這不僅僅是這個政府的成員,

  • "TIGER KING" JOE EXOTIC'S ATTORNEY SAID HE BELIEVES THEY

    "老虎王 "喬伊-埃克索蒂克的律師說他相信他們

  • ARE CLOSE TO GETTING A PRESIDENTIAL PARDON."

    接近獲得總統大赦。"

  • OH, COME ON.

    哦,來吧。

  • A RIDICULOUS, WASHED-UP, PARANOID, OBVIOUSLY GUILTY

    一個可笑的、被洗腦的、變態的、明顯有罪的人

  • REALITY STAR MIGHT PARDON JOE EXOTIC?

    現實中的明星可能會原諒喬伊-埃索蒂克?

  • ( ♪ "GROOVE IS IN THE HEART" ♪ >> ASK CAROL ABOUT THIS SLAM!

    ( "GROOVE IS IN THE HEART" >> ASK CAROL ABOUT THIS SLAM!

  • >> Stephen: EXOTIC SUBMITTED A FORMAL APPLICATION FOR A PARDON,

    >> 斯蒂芬:EXOTIC提交了一份正式的赦免申請。

  • WHERE HE TOLD THE PRESIDENT, "IF I HAVE EVER LOOKED UP TO ANYONE,

    他在哪裡告訴主席:"如果我曾經仰望過任何人,

  • IT WOULD BE YOU."

    會是你。"

  • YEAH, JOE EXOTIC HAS MODELED HIS CAREER ON THE PRESIDENT.

    是的,喬-埃克索蒂克把他的職業生涯以總統為原型。

  • I MEAN, THEY EVEN GET THEIR HAIR FROM THE SAME CADAVER.

    我的意思是,他們甚至得到的頭髮 從同一個CADAVER。

  • WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    我們已經為你準備了一個很棒的節目,今晚。

  • MY GUESTS ARE KATE WINSLET AND MICHAEL ERIC DYSON.

    我的客人是凱特-溫斯萊特和邁克爾-埃裡克-戴森。

  • BUT WHEN WE RETURN, IT'S ORGY TIME.

    但當我們回來的時候,是奧吉時間。

  • OH, YEAH.

    哦,是的。

  • STICK AROUND.

    堅持下去。

  • ♪ ♪ ♪

    ♪ ♪ ♪

>> Stephen: WELCOME.

>> Stephen:歡迎。

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