I remember when I was in middle school getting ready for a dance competition, with a bunch of friends.

記得上國中的時候，我和一幫朋友準備參加舞蹈比賽。

One of my friends emerged from the bathroom having plucked her eyebrows, and she asked...

我的一個朋友從衛生間出來，拔了眉毛，她問... ...

[Eyebrow Anna]: How do they look?

眉毛安娜】：怎麼看？

[Left and Right Annas]: OMG, they look great. [Middle Anna]: You look the same...

[左右安納]。天哪，他們看起來棒極了。[中間的安娜]：你看起來一樣...

[Middle Anna]: What? I mean she doesn't have hairy eyebrows. Not saying she doesn't look good, I'm just saying it I can't really see a difference.

[中間安娜]： 什麼？我是說她沒有毛眉毛。不是說她不好看，我只是說我看不出有什麼不同。

[Middle Anna]: I mean... Sorry.

[中間安娜]：我的意思是...對不起，我是說...

Now what I think about it, I've had a very similar thing happen in high school as well.

現在想來，我在高中也發生過很類似的事情。

[Sad Anna] "So what are you gonna wear?"

[悲傷的安娜]"那麼你打算穿什麼？"

[Foot in Mouth Anna]: Oh, I'm gonna be wearing this dress. [Sad Anna]: Oh my god. That's so cute.

[腳在嘴裡安娜]：哦，我要穿這件衣服。[悲傷的安娜]：哦，我的上帝。太可愛了

[FiM Anna]: Thank you. What are you wearing?

[FiM Anna]:謝謝你。你穿的是什麼？

[Sad Anna]: Oh? I'm just gonna wear this.

[悲傷的安娜]： 哦？哦，我只是要穿這個。

[FiM Anna]: Oh, oh great.

[FiM安娜]：哦，哦，太好了。

[Sad Anna]: Wow okay. [FiM Anna]: No, I didn't mean like that.

[悲傷的安娜]：哇好吧。[FiM安娜]：不，我不是那個意思。

[FiM Anna]: I was just like: oh my god, am I overdressed now, because you're so casual. But not like casual casual.

[FiM安娜]。我只是想： 哦，我的上帝， 我現在穿得太多， 因為你是如此的休閒。但又不像隨意的休閒。

[FiM Anna]: I mean you look really pretty, it a really cute jumpsuit. I just um...

[FiM安娜]：我的意思是你看起來真的很漂亮， 它是一個非常可愛的連衣裙。我只是嗯...

[FiM Anna]: I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

[FiM安娜]：我要去。我要走了。

And even recently...

甚至最近...

[FiM Anna]: Oh hey. Did you go to the dentist? [Sad Anna]: Oh um.

[FiM安娜]：哦，嘿。你去看牙醫了嗎？[悲傷的安娜]：哦，嗯。

[Sad Anna]: No, sorry, I I know that I need to. [FiM Anna]: Oh no I didn't mean it like that.

[悲傷的安娜]：不，對不起，我，我知道我需要。[FiM安娜]：哦，不，我不是那個意思。

[FiM Anna]: Just like last time we talked you said you were gonna make an appointment and so I was kind of just like following up...

[FiM Anna]:就像上次我們談話的時候 你說你要去預約 所以我就想跟進一下... ...

For some reason, I just say stuff.

不知道為什麼，我只是說一些東西。

And I don't realize how it can be taken as offensive until I've already offended the person.

而且我不知道怎麼會被認為是冒犯，直到我已經冒犯了這個人。

And it's like my intentions are never bad. You know, I'm not trying to be passive-aggressive. When I'm mad at you, I am very straight up about it.

而且我的意圖好像從來都不壞。你知道，我並不想被動攻擊。當我對你發火的時候，我是很直接的。

[Random Anna]: Hey Dude

嘿，夥計

[Brutally hateful Anna]: Hi, I hate you and I never want to see you again.

[殘忍可恨的安娜]：嗨，我恨你，我再也不想見到你了。

[Random Anna]: What, why? [Brutally hateful Anna]: I put a hex on you and your family.

[隨機安娜]：什麼，為什麼？[殘忍可恨的安娜]：我給你和你的家人下了咒語。

[Random Anna]: Oh my god, my family, my wife and children.

[隨機安娜]：哦，我的上帝，我的家庭， 我的妻子和孩子。

I'm kind of torn between wondering if this is just a part of who I am and if I should just accept it,

我有點糾結，不知道這是否只是我的一部分，如果我應該接受它。

or striving to really pay attention to my words and see if they can be misconstrued,

還是努力真正注意我的言語，看看是否會被誤解。

or if there's a more sensitive way of saying things. Because, on one hand, if you're my friend...

或者有一個更敏感的方式說的事情。因為，一方面，如果你是我的朋友... ...

I would hope that you would give me the benefit of the doubt. And know that I'm not trying to be an asshole,

我希望你能給我一個疑問的好處。並知道我不是想當個混蛋。

and give me a chance to explain myself. But on the other hand, if I'm your friend,

並給我一個解釋的機會。但另一方面，如果我是你的朋友。

I know that I should really try not to hurt your feelings. But what about you?

我知道，我真的應該儘量不傷害你的感情。但你呢？

Do you have a friend who's kind of like this, who always puts their foot in their mouth?

你是否有一個朋友就是這樣的，總是把腳放在嘴裡？

Or is this you? And if you have a friend like this...

還是說這是你？如果你有這樣的朋友... ...

Are you cool with them or am I just doomed? I'm Anna Akana if you have a foot fetish...

你對他們沒意見，還是我命中註定？我是安娜-阿卡納，如果你有戀足癖的話... ...

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留在這裡看贊助資訊。

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[贊助商安娜]。"感謝Squarespace贊助今天的節目

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Squarespace擁有漂亮的獲獎模板。更不用說是一個一體化的平臺。

So there's no install, patches, or upgrades ever.

所以從來沒有安裝、打補丁或升級。

They also have 24-hour customer service.

他們還有24小時客戶服務。

Whenever you're on the internet up for Yoli.

每當你在網上為尤里。

They offer a simple and unique setup experience if you don't have a domain. And they're good for any kind of website.

如果你沒有域名，他們提供簡單而獨特的設置體驗。而且他們適用於任何類型的網站。

For feet, for other feet, for cool feet, prettier feet,

為了腳，為了其他的腳，為了更酷的腳，更漂亮的腳。

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性感的腳，任何一種你想要的腳。

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今天就去開始您的免費試用，結賬時使用優惠碼 "ANNA "可享受9折優惠。

Feet...."

腳...."