Name: 新奧爾良奧爾良組織者後悔對社交距離規則的執行不嚴。 (New Orleans Orgy Organizers Regret Lax Enforcement Of Social Distancing Rules)
Uploaded: 2020-12-03T18:25:57.000Z
Duration: 7 min 26 s

WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT IN THIS ACT OF THE SHOW IS FOR

NOT THAT YOU'RE NOT A MATURE PERSON, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE PURE

不是說你不是一個成熟的人，但我知道你是純粹的。

BETTER A MILL STONE SHOULD BE TIED AROUND MY NECK AND CAST

更好的磨石應該被綁在我的脖子上，並拋出。

INTO THE DEEPEST PART OF THE RIVER THAN ONE SHOULD SCANDALIZE

進入河的最深處，比一個人應該醜化

>> Jon: I'M-- I'M FEELING LIKE I HAVE WHIPLASH.

>> 我... 我覺得自己好像有白粉病。

THIS WHOLE YEAR HAS FELT-- IT'S JUST SO MUCH TO PROCESS.

這整個一年的感覺 - 它只是這麼多的處理。

IT'S FELT LIKE A QUICK SPIN, AND NOW THE INERTIA IS JUST-- MY

感覺就像一個快速的旋轉，而現在ERTIA只是... ... 我的

>> Stephen: I HAVE DONE SOME SAILING WHERE YOU GO TO SEA FOR

>> Stephen:我做過一些航行，你去哪裡出海？

A WEEK AND YOU COME BACK AND YOU'RE STILL BUT THE WHOLE WORLD

一個星期後，你回來了，你還是整個世界的人

HE COULD BE LEAVING, AND THE VACCINE IS COMING.

>> Jon: I'M REALLY HOPING IT IS OVER, WHATEVER THAT MEANS,

>> 喬恩我真希望一切都結束了，不管是什麼意思。

BUT, YOU KNOW, WE JUST GOT TO JUST TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME.

但是，你知道，我們只是必須只是採取一天的時間。

>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING-- DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING

>> Stephen:你有什麼東西嗎？ 你有什麼東西嗎？

CALM THAT COULD-- THAT COULD TURN MY SOUL INTO A STILL SHIP

平靜，可以... 可以把我的靈魂變成一艘靜止的船。

>> Jon: I LIKE WHAT YOU WERE DEALING WITH WHEN YOU HIT ME UP.

>> 喬恩，我喜歡你跟我打交道的樣子。我喜歡你跟我打交道時的樣子。

他學到了一兩樣東西，你知道的。

>> Stephen: OF COURSE, THE PANDEMIC CONTINUES TO RAGE, BUT

>> 斯蒂芬：當然，PANDEMIC繼續肆虐，但是。

I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON TRYING NOT TO CATCH IT IN TONIGHT'S

我會在今晚的節目中告訴你如何不被發現。

>> THIS WILL BE A DECEMBER TO FUHGEDDABOUTIT!

嘿，我是 -- >> 斯蒂芬。足夠好。

TWO COMPANIES, MODERNA AND PFIZER, HAVE VACCINES THAT ARE

兩家公司，MODERNA和PFIZER，擁有的疫苗是

TANTALIZINGLY CLOSE TO MARKET, JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

誘人的接近市場，正好趕上假期。

SO THIS YEAR'S FAVORITE STOCKING STUFFER IS GOING TO BE

所以，今年最受歡迎的襪子將是。

IN PREPARATION, YESTERDAY, THE C.D.C. CAME OUT WITH GUIDELINES

在準備過程中，明天，C.D.C.C.提出了指導意見。

THAT SAY ONCE THEY'RE AVAILABLE, THE FIRST PEOPLE TO GET THE

意思是說，一旦他們可用，第一個得到的人。

VACCINE WILL BE HEALTHCARE WORKERS AND PEOPLE IN NURSING

疫苗將是衛生保健工作者和護理人員的。

THAT'S GREAT NEWS, BECAUSE THESE DAYS, EVERYBODY'S SITTING ON THE

這是個好消息，因為這些天，每個人都坐在

COUCH IN THEIR SOFT CLOTHES WATCHING "WHEEL OF FORTUNE," SO,

穿著柔軟衣服的教練在看《財富輪》，所以。

從技術上講，我們都在療養院。

THEN, IN FEBRUARY OR MARCH, THE NEXT PRIORITY GROUPS ARE LIKELY

然後，在2月或3月，下一個優先群體很可能是...。

FINALLY, BY APRIL, OR JUNE, HEALTHY, NONESSENTIAL WORKERS

最終，在4月或6月之前，健康的、無負擔的勞動者。

YOUNGER THAN 65 WILL BEGIN RECEIVING THE VACCINE.

超過65歲的人將開始接受疫苗。

按照中紀委的說法，我還年輕！

TIME TO FORTNITE AN ELECTRIC SCOOTER WHILE VAPING A DAB!

是時候在吸食DAB的同時，給電動滑板車打火了!

NOW, WE'VE ALL HEARD THE STORIES OF PEOPLE FLOUTING C.D.C.

現在，我們都聽到了人們在C. D. C. 的故事。

GUIDELINES TO COME TOGETHER EN MASSE FOR TRADITIONAL

I'M TALKING ABOUT ORGIES-- WHAT IS THAT IMAGE?

我說的是組織... ... 那是什麼影像？

（笑）因為很明顯，一個人，一個人。

"NEW ORLEANS SWINGERS EVENT BECAME A 'SUPERSPREADER' AFTER

"新奧爾良搖擺人 "活動成為 "超級傳播者 "之後

41 ATTENDEES TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS."

41名與會者的冠狀病毒檢測呈陽性。"

TECHNICALLY, EVERY ORGY INVOLVES "SUPER SPREADING."

從技術上講，每個組織都涉及 "超級傳播"。

另外，讓我們再看看那個數字。

THE ANNUAL "NAUGHTY IN N'AWLINS" SWINGERS GATHERING.

一年一度的 "NAUGHTY IN N'AWLINS"搖擺人聚集。

BUT IF THIS CAN HAPPEN AT NAUGHTY IN N'AWLINS, IT CAN

但如果這可以發生在N'AWLINS的NAUGHTY，它可以。

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新奧爾良奧爾良組織者後悔對社交距離規則的執行不嚴。 (New Orleans Orgy Organizers Regret Lax Enforcement Of Social Distancing Rules)

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