"Tonight Show" hashtags!

"今夜秀 "標籤!

[ Cheering and applause ]

[歡呼和掌聲]

-♪ Hashtags ♪

# Hashtags #

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# Hashtags #

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-We do this thing every week where I send out a hashtag

-我們每週都會做這件事，我在那裡發了一個標籤

and ask you guys to respond to that topic.

並要求你們對該話題進行迴應。

So, since tomorrow's Thanksgiving

所以，由於明天是感恩節

and people will be spending a lot of time in the kitchen,

而且人們會花很多時間在廚房裡。

we sent out the...

我們發出了...

...where I asked you guys to tweet out a funny

...我讓你們在推特上發一個有趣的...

or embarrassing story that happened to you in the kitchen.

或發生在廚房裡的尷尬故事。

Within minutes, it was a trending topic,

幾分鐘內，它就成了熱門話題。

[ Cheering and applause ] so thank you for playing along.

[歡呼和掌聲] 所以，謝謝你的演奏。

[ Whistling ] I appreciate that.

[吹口哨] 我很感激。

It's always so much fun.

它總是那麼有趣。

Now, I thought I'd share some of my favorite

現在，我想我要分享一些我最喜歡的。

#CookingFail responses from you guys.

你們的#烹飪失敗的迴應。

This first one here is from @DianaDee16.

這裡的第一張是@DianaDee16的。

She says...

她說...

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[笑聲和掌聲]

Just like the original Thanksgiving.

就像最初的感恩節一樣。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

This one's from @Bonenibbler.

這個是@Bonenibbler的。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Um --

嗯...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

@Bonenibbler.

@Bonenibbler。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

He says...

他說...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Just, why?

只是，為什麼？

-It's protein. -Just, why, right?

-那是蛋白質-只是，為什麼，對嗎？

-Yeah, exactly, man.

-是的，沒錯，夥計

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

This one's from @acstucker.

這張是@acstucker的。

He says...

他說...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

My mother really liked making this.

我媽媽很喜歡做這個。

[ Sputtering ]

[濺射]

Doing!

在做！

This one's from @abbey-joyner12.

這個是@abbey -joyner12的。

She says...

她說...

Look at this.

看看這個

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

It's not that quick mac & cheese.

這不是那麼快的通心粉和奶酪。

Come on, man.

來吧，夥計。

Although, I do think the microwave's ready for an update.

雖然，我認為微波爐已經可以更新了。

-Yeah. -I don't think it's fast enough.

-是啊 我覺得還不夠快。

[ Laughter ] -I mean, out of nothing,

我是說，無中生有。

the "microwave" concept is sort of obsolete, at this point.

在這一點上，"微波 "的概念已經有點過時了。

-No, I think the concept, I get that, right?

-不，我覺得這個概念，我明白，對吧？

I still think the idea, it's a faster way of cooking, but --

我仍然認為這個想法，這是一個更快的烹飪方式，但 -

-Yeah. -You know.

-是的 你知道的

-You want yours like "Jetsons" fast.

-你想讓你的像 "噴氣機 "一樣快。

-Yeah, I mean, popcorn is three minutes.

-是的，我是說，爆米花要三分鐘。

It's just too much.

這實在是太多了。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-What do you think would be apropos?

-你認為什麼是合適的？

-I'm going to say, uh...

-我想說，呃... ...

20 seconds.

20秒

-Oof!

-哦！

Wow. -Pop.

哇哦-流行。

Actually, it should be as fast as the word "pop."

其實，應該和 "啪 "字一樣快。

One second. -Wow.

等一下-哇。

-You got a bag of popcorn.

-你有一袋爆米花。

-That's crazy. I don't know that I would eat that stuff.

-太瘋狂了我不知道我會不會吃那個東西。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-What are you talking about?

-你在說什麼？

-I need at least, you know, like two,

-我至少需要，你知道，像兩個。

three minutes on the pop.

三分鐘就可以了

-What are you talking about, man?

-你在說什麼，夥計？

[ Laughter ] -I'm not just consuming,

我不只是在消費。

you know, 1.1-second popcorn all willy-nilly.

你知道的，1.1秒的爆米花都是隨心所欲的。

-No, I'm talking about, me, you,

-不，我說的是，我，你。

snuggled up with a little fleece over us...

依偎在一起，用一個小絨毛覆蓋我們... ...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-...watching some

-...看一些

"Gilmore Girls" bloopers. -Remember those blankets

"吉爾莫女孩 "的漏洞。-還記得那些毯子嗎？

with like the hand -- the arm openings?

與喜歡的手 - 手臂的開口？

-Snuggies? -Yeah.

-褲子？-是的

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

I'm talking me, you... -Me, you, one --

我說的是我，你... - 我，你，一...-我，你，一...

-couple Snuggies. -No, one Snuggie.

一對Snuggies. - 不，一個Snuggie.-不,一個Snuggie.

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Cymbals clash ]

[鈸的衝突]

-Come on, man, you don't care about the popcorn,

-拜託，老兄，你根本不在乎爆米花的事

at that point. Come on.

在這一點上。來吧。

It's just about the experience.

這只是為了體驗。

-Yeah, man. Tandem Snuggies.

-是的，夥計Tandem Snuggies。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Tandem Snuggies, that could've been something.

-串聯式偎依者，這可能是一些東西。

-Yeah. -Anyways,

-是的

microwave people, get on that, man.

微波人，得到的，男人。

[ Laughter ] This one's from @cindihuston.

[笑]這個是@辛迪-休斯頓的。

She says...

她說...

-Aah! -Ouch!

-啊！

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Oh!

-哦！

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

-It is around the same size, man.

-它的大小差不多，夥計。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

The old Bonenibbler.

老Bonenibbler。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

I'm familiar, very familiar, yeah, yeah.

我很熟悉，非常熟悉，對，對。

This one's from @RobinStur.

這個是@RobinStur的。

She says...

她說...

[ Audience murmuring ]

[觀眾淙淙]

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-And a new daughter. -Yeah, no, that's crazy, right?

-還有一個新女兒-是的，不，這太瘋狂了，對吧？

I remember that thing though, that self-cleaning button.

不過我記得那個東西，那個自清潔按鈕。

Some metal latch you go [ Cluck ]

一些金屬門閂，你去[咯咯]。

and that was the end of it, man. It didn't work.

這就是它的結束，男人。它沒有工作。

-That's what needs to be updated.

-這就是需要更新的地方。

You need to be able to like

你要能喜歡

stop the self-cleaning mode, once you press that button.

一旦您按下該按鈕，就會停止自清潔模式。

-No, I think that has been invented.

-不，我想這是被髮明的。

-Really? -Sure.

-真的嗎？-真的嗎？

-Maybe my oven is just antique.

-也許我的烤箱只是古董。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Do you have an antique oven?

-你有古董烤箱嗎？

-Yeah. I mean, I don't think it's been invented, man.

-是的，我是說，我不認為它是被髮明出來的，夥計。

You just don't know ovens.

你只是不瞭解烤箱。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-I figured that's been invented.

-我想這是被髮明的。

I don't have to worry this stuff, self-cleaning ovens.

我不用擔心這個東西，自清潔烤箱。

That whole thin, you know what?

那整個瘦，你知道嗎？

I'll let other people deal with that stuff.

我讓別人來處理這些事情。

I'm talking about --

我說的是...

[ Scat singing ]

[SCAT唱]

Zzzhzzhzzhzzh.... [ Laughter ]

Zzzhzzhzzhzzh....。[笑聲]

I mean, I got things happening, man.

我的意思是，我有事情發生，男人。

I can't wait this long. -Right.

我不能等這麼久-好吧

-Yeah. [ Pop ]

-是的。[流行]

Thank you. Popcorn's ready.

謝謝你了爆米花好了

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Yeah, you go, "Dude, we got to celebrate tonight."

是啊，你走了，"哥們，我們得慶祝今晚。"

[ Pop ]

[流行]

And we're going to make popcorn.

我們要去做爆米花。

[ Pop ] Thank you, Fred.

[流行] 謝謝你，弗雷德。

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

-Three seconds. -You know what? That took too long.

-三秒鐘-你知道嗎？你知道嗎？

-Yeah, yeah.

-是的，是的。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-This one's from @ninja-natasha.

-這個是@忍者-娜塔莎的。

She said...

她說...

Look at this thing.

看看這個東西。

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

There you have it. Those are our "Tonight Show" hashtags.

有你有它。這些是我們的 "今夜秀 "標籤。

To check out more of our favorites, go to...

要查看更多我們的最愛，請到... ...