the new movie "Archenemy,"

新電影 "Archenemy"，

which is theaters, on demand, and on digital next Friday.

這是影院，在需求，並在數字下週五。

Here is Joe Manganiello!

喬-曼加尼羅來了！

Yo! Wow!

喲！哇！

-Hey, Jim. -Lookin' good, bud.

-嘿，吉姆-看起來不錯，夥計

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Is that...

哇哦，哇哦，哇哦，那是...

Is that real? No more... -This is real.

那是真的嗎？沒有了...-這是真的

This is freshly shaved as of this morning.

這是今天早上剛刮的。

-Wow! -Yeah.

-哇！-是的

-No more Mohawk. -No more Mohawk.

-不再有莫霍克了-沒有莫霍克了

But it's amazing how much --

但它是驚人的多少 -

Like, a Mohawk is that much hair.

就像，莫霍克的頭髮就那麼多。

But you take it off, and you're freezing.

但你把它脫下來，你就會被凍死。

-Joe, what am I see in the corner of the screen?

-喬，我在螢幕的角落裡看到了什麼？

Is there a special guest? -[ Chuckles ] Yeah.

有特別嘉賓嗎？-是的

This is my sidekick. -Yes!

這是我的小夥伴-是的！

-This is -- This is -- -Oh, no!

-這是... -這是... -哦，不！

This is -- This is Bubbles.

這是... 這是 "泡泡"。

-Bubbles. Hi, Bubbles.

-泡泡嗨，泡泡

Thank you so much for coming on the show.

非常感謝你能來參加這個節目。

I appreciate it. Oh, my gosh. -[ Chuckles ]

我很感激哦，我的天哪。

-How cute is that. Oh, my God. -This is Bubbles'

-多麼可愛啊哦，我的天-這就是泡泡

first appearance on "The Tonight Show."

第一次出現在 "今夜秀"。

-And will not be her last.

-也不會是她最後一次。

So, Bubbles, you're allowed back whenever.

所以，泡泡，你隨時可以回來。

-[ Chuckles ]

-[笑聲]

-Joe, there's a ton of stuff I want to talk to you about,

-喬，我有一大堆東西想跟你談。

But, first, congrats. I know you just celebrated

但是，首先，恭喜你。我知道你剛剛慶祝了

your five-year wedding anniversary

洞房花燭

with your lovely wife, Sofía Vergara.

和你可愛的妻子，索菲亞-貝爾加拉。

Congrats on that.

祝賀你

We've talked before about how you and Sofía started dating.

我們之前談過你和索菲亞是如何開始約會的。

But you -- were you always smooth when it came to dating?

但你... ... 你總是很順利 當它來到約會？

Because I want to know about this guy.

因為我想知道這個人的情況。

This... -That guy -- not so smooth

這個...-那個人... ... 不太順

with the dating, Jimmy. Yeah, not so smooth.

與約會，吉米。是啊，不是那麼順利。

-Look at the arms, bud. Oh, my gosh.

-看這手臂，夥計哦，我的天哪。

-Mm-hmm. -Dude, when did it change?

-嗯哼-夥計，它什麼時候變的？

[ Both laugh ]

[兩個笑]

-It changed around age 16.

-16歲左右就變了

Then, I got contact lenses,

然後，我買了隱形眼鏡。

and the working out was starting to happen.

和鍛鍊開始發生。

All the protein shakes were starting to take effect.

所有的蛋白奶昔都開始起作用了。

And I also -- I got a phone call from a friend of mine,

我還... 我接到了一個朋友的電話。

who said, you know, "How'd you like to make 25 bucks an hour?"

誰說的，你知道，"你怎麼想 使25塊錢一個小時？"

At age 16, you say, "Sure. What do I have to do?"

16歲的時候，你說："好啊，我要做什麼？"

They said, "Just come down to our office.

他們說："就到我們辦公室來吧。

Whatever anybody says to you,

無論別人對你說什麼。

what they ask, just say you're 21."

他們問什麼，就說你21歲。"

And I didn't have a license at this time,

而我此時還沒有駕照。

so I had to have my mother come drop me off at their office.

所以我不得不讓我媽媽來送我去他們的辦公室。

And there was a bunch of adults, and they said --

有一群成年人，他們說 --

you know, I walked in, they said, "You're the guy?"

你知道，我走進去，他們說，"你是那個人？"

I said, "Yeah." They said, "How old are you?"

我說，"是啊。"他們說，"你多大了？"

I said, "21." They go, "Great. Put this on."

我說，"21。"他們走了，"太好了。穿上這個。"

And they handed me this pirate suit,

他們遞給我這套海盜服。

with the cape and the eye patch and the wig and the ruffles,

戴著斗篷和眼罩，戴著假髮和褶皺。

the hat, I had a sword.

帽子，我有一把劍。

I had a pistola.

我有一把手槍。

The little fake booties that go over your shoes

在你的鞋子上穿的小假鞋

to make them look like they're real boots.

讓他們看起來像他們是真正的靴子。

-Yeah. What were you? -And I was gonna go

-是啊，你剛才說什麼？你剛才說什麼？-而我要去

be Captain Morgan at a bunch of bars in Pittsburgh.

在匹茲堡的一堆酒吧裡當摩根船長。

-Wow!

-哇！

-And they gave me a backpack that was a tank

-他們給了我一個坦克式的揹包。

with a tap on it, full of rum. -[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.

有一個水龍頭，充滿了朗姆酒。-哦，我的上帝。

-So I went -- -Do you still have that?

-所以我就去了... - 你還有那個嗎？

-Go get everyone drunk. -[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.

-去把大家灌醉-哦，我的上帝。

-So, that led to, like,

-所以，這導致了，像，

you know, probably the next decade,

你知道，可能下一個十年。

I worked in bars. You know, that's how I worked

我在酒吧工作你知道，我就是這樣工作的

until, like, acting took off

直到，喜歡，演技起飛

where I could pay my bills that way as an artist.

在那裡，我可以支付我的賬單，這樣作為一個藝術家。

I was working in clubs, and so, like,

我在俱樂部工作，所以，喜歡。

that Captain Morgan job, then, when I was 21 --

摩根船長的工作，然後，當我21歲的時候... ...

I worked as Captain Morgan in Pittsburgh from 16 to 21.

我從16歲到21歲在匹茲堡當過摩根船長。

And then, when I was 21,

然後，當我21歲的時候。

I got a job working for Finlandia vodka,

我找到了一份為芬蘭伏特加工作的工作。

where I would go out U2's old tour bus full of vodka.

在那裡，我會出去U2的老旅遊巴士滿載伏特加。

We would drive to every major city in America.

我們會開車去美國的每個主要城市。

I was in a tuxedo this time. It was a little classier.

這次我穿的是燕尾服。比較有品位。

-Yeah, you upped your game. -Get everybody drunk.

-是的，你提高了你的遊戲。-把大家灌醉

So it was, like, just nonstop wall-to-wall bar jump.

所以，這就像，只是不停地牆到牆的酒吧跳躍。

But what the point is, circling back, is

但是，回過頭來說，問題的關鍵是

that that was the best education in men and women and dating.

那是最好的教育 在男人和女人和約會。

When you are in a club, night after night,

當你在俱樂部裡，夜夜笙歌。

watching the animals hunt in the wild...

看著動物們在野外捕獵...

-Wow. -...you learn a lot.

-哇哦-...你學到了很多。

So that scrawny kid really got his formal education

所以那個瘦弱的孩子真的接受了正規教育？

in women and men and dating and all that.

在女人和男人和約會和所有這些。

-And look at you now. I mean, come on.

-看看你現在。我的意思是，來吧。

I mean, we know you as this giant movie star.

我的意思是，我們知道你是這個巨大的電影明星。

And I know that, growing up, wasn't your original dream

我知道，長大後，這不是你最初的夢想嗎？

to also be a writer and director?

兼做編劇和導演？

-Well, yeah, as a kid,

-嗯，是的，作為一個孩子。

that's actually how I got into acting.

其實我就是這樣進入演藝圈的。

I made all my own movies,

我的電影都是自己拍的。

where you do, like, Mafia martial arts movies...

在那裡你做的，像，黑手黨國術電影... ...

with, like, gunshots and, you know, squib.

與一樣，槍聲和，你知道，squib。

We made homemade squibs when we were kids.

我們小時候自制的扁擔。

-You made a homemade squib, like a blood-explosion squib?

-你做了一個自制的扁擔，就像一個血爆扁擔？

-Yeah, so, we would take a firecracker,

-是的，所以，我們會拿一個鞭炮。

and then you'd take a condom and you'd fill the condom

然後你會拿一個保險套，你會填補保險套。

with Karo syrup and red food coloring.

用卡洛糖漿和紅色食用色素。

You tie it up. And you get a cookie tin.

你把它綁起來。然後你會得到一個餅乾罐。

And you could, like -- If you got really brave,

如果你真的很勇敢，你可以..,

you'd put the cookie tin, like, over your heart.

你會把餅乾罐，喜歡，在你的心臟。

So we'd cut the shirt a little bit,

所以我們會把襯衫剪掉一點。

so the wick would come out.

所以燈芯會出來。

And then you had to turn the camera on someone's hand.

然後你不得不把鏡頭對準別人的手。

They had to come in and light the lighter, the wick,

他們必須進來點燃打火機，燈芯。

and then get your hand out so that we could get the shot.

然後把你的手伸出來，這樣我們就可以拍到了。

"Oh!" You know, and you'd fall over

"哦！"你知道，你會摔倒的

and, you know, have this flap of skin,

而且，你知道，有這個皮瓣。

and blood would gush out everywhere.

鮮血就會四處湧出。

-Joe, that was probably a real flap of real skin.

-喬，那可能是真正的皮瓣。

You lit a firecracker on someone's chest.

你在別人的胸口點燃了一個鞭炮。

-It was -- -[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.

-這是 -- - 哦，我的上帝。

-Yeah, it was painful, yeah. -Oh, my gosh.

-是的，很痛苦，是的.-哦，我的天哪

That is unbelievable. Uh, uh, I, uh --

真是難以置信呃，呃，我，呃...

I want to talk about your new movie.

我想談談你的新電影

It's called "Archenemy." And I love the premise.

它的名字叫 "天敵"。我喜歡這個前提。

I've never seen a movie like this.

我從來沒有看過這樣的電影。

I would say it's a superhero movie.

我想說這是一部超級英雄電影。

But it's more than a superhero movie.

但它不僅僅是一部超級英雄電影。

It's -- It's a trickier plot.

這是... 這是一個比較棘手的情節。

Basically -- DO you want me to set it up?

基本上... ... 你想讓我把它建立起來嗎？

You basically land on a planet.

你基本上是在一個星球上降落。

And you're like, "On Earth, I'm a superhero."

你就像，"在地球上，我是一個超級英雄。"

-Well, maybe. You don't know. -Right.

-好吧，也許吧你不知道.-好吧

-That's the thing, is, like, everything that you just said

-這就是問題所在，就像，你剛才說的每一句話

is absolutely true, you know, but, you know,

是絕對正確的，你知道，但是，你知道，

is it a superhero movie, or is it not?

這到底是不是超級英雄電影？

Because, really, the bulk of it is,

因為，真的是大部分。

I play a maybe borderline schizophrenic character

我扮演的角色可能是邊緣型精神分裂症患者

who's also addicted to methamphetamine and alcohol

他還沉迷於安非他命和酒精之中

and lives in a tent under a bridge

住在橋下的帳篷裡

and babbles on and on and on

喋喋不休

to anybody who will listen to him

對任何願意聽他說話的人

about being some sort of champion

冠軍

or Superman, superhero from another dimension.

或超人，來自另一個空間的超級英雄。

So, really, is an exploration about whether or not

所以，其實，是對是否

he's crazy, or is it actually true.

他是瘋了，還是真的。

-Again, I don't like to spoil anything, but it's great.

-我不喜歡破壞任何東西，但它很棒.

And I want to show everyone a clip.

而且我想給大家看一個片段。

Here's Joe Manganiello in "Archenemy."

這是喬-曼加尼羅在 "阿卡尼姆 "中的表現。

Take a look.

看看吧

-You cannot run.

-你不能跑。

Hey, I don't care what you do.

嘿，我不在乎你做什麼。

You make bad choices, you live with them.

你做了錯誤的選擇，你就得忍受它們。

It's fine, but the kid deserves his own chance.

這很好，但這孩子應該有自己的機會。

If you run, they will find you, and they will kill him.

如果你跑了，他們會找到你，他們會殺了他。

-So, what are we supposed to do?

-那麼，我們應該怎麼做？

-You stay and you fight the war.

-你留下來打仗吧

-Hamster, don't engage with the troll.

-哈姆斯特，別和巨魔打交道了。

-Fight the war? -[ Scoffs ]

-打仗？-打仗？

-How are we supposed to do that?

-我們該怎麼做呢？

-Don't undersell yourself.

-不要貶低自己。

I'm here with you.

我和你在一起

I fell through a black hole to get here.

我是穿過黑洞來到這裡的。

And I never knew why until now.

而我直到現在才知道為什麼。

It was so I could help you.

我是為了幫你

Both of you.

你們兩個都是

♪♪

♪♪

-Aww. What did you think, buddy? Oh, he loved it.

-啊你覺得怎麼樣，夥計？哦，他喜歡它。

[ Chuckling ] He loved it.

他喜歡這樣

Joe Manganiello, everybody.

Joe Manganiello，大家好

"Archenemy" is in theaters, on demand, and on digital,

"Archenemy "正在影院、點播和數字版中。

starting December 11th.

從12月11日開始。

Thank you so much for coming on, bud.

非常感謝你的到來，萌芽狀態。

It's always great to see you. -Hey, man, thank you so much.

很高興見到你-嘿，夥計，非常感謝你。

I love being here. It's so great.

我喜歡在這裡。它是如此之大。

I have so much fun with you. -Stay safe.

我和你在一起很開心-注意安全