Name: 海蒂-加德納的父母喜歡吹噓她 - CONAN on TBS (Heidi Gardner’s Parents Love To Brag About Her - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2020-12-01T19:15:58.000Z
Duration: 4 min 10 s

Yeah, they for sure are, Which is the sweetest thing in the world.

是啊，他們肯定是，這是世界上最甜蜜的事情。

So I mean, right when I got the job and this was probably remember, like, two weeks into it.

所以，我的意思是，就在我得到這份工作的時候，這可能是記得，像，兩個星期到它。

My mom and I were in a public restroom, and there were there were a lot of people in there, and I was like, Mom, I'm gonna wait for you in the lobby And she goes, Okay?

我和媽媽在公共廁所裡，有很多人在那裡，我說，媽媽，我在大廳等你，她說，好嗎？

Heidi Gardner, my daughter on And I exited.

海蒂・加德納，我的女兒，我離開了。

And of course, this was two weeks in SNL.

I mean, it takes probably three years for anyone.

我的意思是，它可能需要三年的人。

You know who you are on that stuff, but for sure, no one knew.

你知道你是誰的東西，但肯定的是，沒有人知道。

So I I go out and I sit in the lobby and my mom comes out, and I was like, came on where you sit with me for a second.

所以我我出去，我坐在大廳裡，我媽媽出來，我就說，來了你在哪裡和我一起坐一會兒。

And I go, Hey, I I saw what you did in the bathroom, and, you know, I'm just not very comfortable with that.

我走了，嘿，我... ...我看到了你在浴室裡做的事， 而且，你知道，我只是不很舒服。

她就說，親愛的，我只是在吹牛。

My mom, when I had the late night show first couple of years into having the late night show, she used to really do this.

我的媽媽，在我做深夜秀前幾年做深夜秀的時候，她曾經真的這樣做。

She got a bunch of late night with Conan O'Brien key chains and she kept them in her purse on she should we would go through that.

她得到了一堆深夜與柯南奧布萊恩的鑰匙鏈，她把它們放在她的錢包上，她應該我們會去通過。

She would go through the line a t, the local supermarket in Brookline, Massachusetts, and then the person would be bagging her groceries and should say, Do you like television on the guy?

她會通過行a t，當地的超市在布魯克萊恩，馬薩諸塞州，然後人將她的雜貨袋，應該說，你喜歡電視上的傢伙？

And you'd say, Um, yeah, I watched some late night.

你會說，嗯，是的，我看了一些深夜。

Do you ever see Conan O'Brien and the guy be like, Yeah, I know.

你有沒有看到Conan O'Brien和那個人說，是的，我知道。

He's my son, and you can have a key chain.

他是我兒子，你可以有一個鑰匙鏈。

I could just picture all these people reluctantly taking a key chain, but it makes them so happy.

我可以想象這些人都不情願地拿著鑰匙鏈，但這讓他們很開心。

And that makes me happy to hear, because I think I'm always thinking and like Oh my God, people must be so annoyed by my mom.

這讓我聽了很高興，因為我覺得我總是在想，像哦，我的上帝，人們一定會很煩我的媽媽。

But if I was that cashier, I would think that was the cutest thing in the world.

但如果我是那個收銀員，我會覺得那是世界上最可愛的事情。

So my dad, he he tries to do it a little more low key.

所以我爸爸，他他試圖做得更低調一些。

So, like, airport runs or but a lot of times he does Sunday morning, Like picking people up from the bars or wherever they've been.

所以，像，機場運行或 但很多時候，他做週日早上， 像接人 從酒吧或任何地方他們已經去過。

And so he'll tell stories of, like, picking up a whole, like, bachelorette girls from a bachelorette party and like they'll, you know, be out on an all nighter and, like, trying to settle in.

所以他會講故事，喜歡，拿起整個一樣， 單身女孩從單身派對，像他們會，你知道，是在一個整夜，並一樣，試圖解決。

我爸爸說，所以，女士們，4歲的時候。

30 in the morning, did you guys watch just last night like, no way.

30在上午，你們看只是昨晚喜歡，沒辦法。

Yeah, Um, sometimes it's like but some of them, But then I say, But have you ever watched and then, you know, and then they know who you are, and they really like your work.

是啊，嗯，有時它像 但其中一些，但後來我說， 但你有沒有看過，然後，你知道， 然後他們知道你是誰， 他們真的很喜歡你的工作。

I'm glad that you're I think it's a very nice thing.

我很高興，你是我認為這是一個非常好的事情。

I'm sure they're extraordinarily proud of you.

我相信他們一定會為你感到格外的驕傲。

而且，呃，你是瘋狂的，有才華的。

You're crazy, talented, And I'm very happy for you.

你很瘋狂，很有才華，我很為你高興。

It's nice I get, uh I don't know what it is, but when When I see young people, uh, that are inordinately talented, doing good work, it just makes me happy.

這是很好的，我得到，呃，我不知道它是什麼， 但當我看到年輕人，呃，這是非常有才華， 做好工作，它只是讓我高興。

I just, like, restores my faith in the whole system, you know?

我只是，喜歡，恢復我的信心 在整個系統，你知道嗎？

Well, you know, for years I had your quote.

嗯，你知道，多年來，我有你的報價。

If you're kind and you work hard, amazing things will happen right over my bed.

如果你善良，你努力工作，驚人的事情會發生在我的床上。

I What I should do is amend that quote and say amazing things will happen.

我應該做的是修改這句話，說驚人的事情會發生。

And then you'll get your shit stolen out of the theater.

然後你就會被人從劇院裡偷走你的東西。

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