Will you please just pick one?

請你選一個好嗎？

Mm-mm. Not so fast.

嗯嗯，別這麼快

I would now like to sample combinations of flavors.

我現在想嚐嚐各種口味的組合。

And I would like you to use my spoon.

我想讓你用我的勺子。

Security, we have a sample mooch at the counter.

保全，我們有一個樣品在櫃檯。

[moaning]

[呻吟]

Wow. I can't believe Goofy Goober's employees get to eat

哇哦，我不敢相信高飛高伯的員工能吃到東西我不相信高飛高伯的員工能吃到東西

all the ice cream they want on this job.

所有的冰淇淋，他們想在這個工作。

Hm?

嗯？

Yeah, but the rule is only on the first break.

是的，但這個規則只在第一次休息的時候。

And for lunch.

還有午餐。

And on the second break and for dinner.

而在第二次休息和吃飯的時候。

Wow, ice cream all day!

哇，冰激凌一整天！

Ice cream all day!

整天吃冰淇淋！

All day! All day!

整天！整天！

Ice cream all day?

整天吃冰淇淋？

[screaming]

[尖叫]

I'm getting a job at Goofy Goober's.

我在高菲高伯家找了份工作。

Goofy Goober's and You.

高菲高伯的和你。

Hello and welcome.

你好，歡迎。

As a new Goofy Goober employee,

作為高飛高伯的新員工。

we'd like you to know that we appreciate you.

我們想讓你知道，我們很感激你。

The story of our ice cream begins with our founder, Reginald Goober.

我們冰淇淋的故事要從我們的創始人Reginald Goober說起。

who, for some unexplained reason, was nicknamed Goofy.

不知為何，他的綽號叫高飛。

In 1842, he headed west in a covered ice cream wagon.

1842年，他坐著一輛有蓋的冰激凌車向西而去。

In the days before cones and refrigeration,

在錐子和製冷之前的日子裡。

he served his warm ice cream on rocks and sticks.

他把他的熱冰淇淋放在石頭和棍子上。

From those humble beginnings, Goofy Goober

高飛高伯，從這些卑微的開始，高飛高伯

has grown into a multi-billion dollar business,

已經發展成為一個價值數十億美元的企業。

that you, our newest employee, now have the privilege to work for.

你，我們的新員工，現在有幸為之工作。

We only ask that you, one, practice good hygiene.

我們只要求你，一是要講究衛生。

Two, maintain good work habits.

二是保持良好的工作習慣。

And three, believe in extraterrestrials.

三，相信有外星人。

Peace, hugs and ice cream!

和平，擁抱和冰淇淋！

The end.

結束。

Hello, Goofy newbie.

你好，高飛新人。

[whimpering]

[嗚咽]

Can I have ice cream now?

我現在可以吃冰激凌了嗎？

Not until your first break. I'm your manager,

直到你的第一次休息。我是你的經理。

and I want you to know that I appreciate you.

我想讓你知道，我很感激你。

Now let's get you started.

現在讓我們開始吧。

You will be washing dishes today.

你今天要洗盤子。

What do you think of that?

你怎麼看？

Oh, I had a thought once.

哦，我曾經有過一個想法。

[laughing]

[笑]

Ooh, you sure put the goofy in goober.

哦，你肯定把愚蠢的在goober。

I'll check on you in a few minutes.

我一會兒就去看你。

[moaning]

[呻吟]

Exceptional.

特別的。

Show me how you cleaned all these dishes so fast.

讓我看看你是怎麼把這些盤子洗得這麼快的。

OK.

好的

[moaning]

[呻吟]

Never tell anyone you did that.

永遠不要告訴任何人你做了什麼。

Is it time for my first break?

我第一次休息的時間到了嗎？

Not yet.

還沒有

Aw...

啊...

This should be easy.

這應該很容易。

Just unload the boxes of ice cream from the truck

只要把卡車上的雪糕箱卸下來就可以了。

and stack them in the freezer.

並把它們堆放在冰箱裡。

OK, repeat it back to me.

好了，把它複述給我聽。

When the bell rings, I peel a banana,

當鈴聲響起，我就會剝開一根香蕉。

and run like the devil!

像魔鬼一樣逃跑！

Close enough.

很接近了

Oh, good, good! The truck is empty.

哦，好，好！卡車是空的。

Ah! Oh, that's hot!

啊，好熱啊！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Nothing's biting today.

今天什麼都不咬人。

Newbie, why would you turn the heat on in the freezer?

新人，你為什麼要把冰櫃裡的暖氣打開？

Oh, it was freezing in there. And the fire I built wasn't doing it.

哦，那裡面很冷而且我生的火也沒有用。

What?

什麼？

Now, this should be easy for you.

現在，這對你來說應該很容易。

You just walk around as Goofy the Goober,

你就以高飛高伯的身份走來走去。

and wave to the kids.

並向孩子們招手。

A word of warning.

給大家提個醒

Sometimes the kids get a little over affectionate.

有時候，孩子們的感情有些過剩。

I love you, Goofy Goober!

我愛你，高飛高伯！

[laughing]

[笑]

So cute. Good luck!

好可愛啊祝你好運！

I want you to be my daddy.

我想讓你做我的爸爸。

I wanna crack this nut!

我想敲開這個螺母！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Sorry!

對不起！

[laughing]

[笑]

Yay!

呀！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Unattended ice cream.

無人看管的冰淇淋。

Mustn't let it go to waste.

不能讓它白白浪費。

[laughing]

[笑]

I think you better go home and clean up.

我想你最好回家收拾一下。

But... but I haven't had my first ice cream break.

但是... 但是我還沒有吃過我的第一次冰淇淋呢。

I'll give you another chance tomorrow.

我明天再給你一次機會。

If it doesn't work out, I'm afraid you're fired.

如果不成功，恐怕你就被解僱了。

In the most appreciative way.

以最欣賞的方式。