- Man, no matter what hat I put on

- 不管我戴上什麼帽子

my face still looks really round.

我的臉看起來還是很圓的。

(laughs)

（笑）

- Hey.

- 嘿嘿

- Hey.

- 嘿嘿

Not so loud, bro, hey.

別那麼大聲，兄弟，嘿嘿。

- Hey

- 嘿嘿

- Is the coast clear?

- 海岸安全嗎？

I wanna come out.

我想出來。

- Why, do you need someone to vent to?

- 為什麼，你需要找人發洩嗎？

(laughs)

（笑）

- Whatever, I'll just come out.

- 不管了，我就出來了。

Listen, have you seen anyone else running through here?

聽著，你有沒有看到其他人跑過這裡？

People who look like me only, you know, different colors.

像我這樣的人，只是，你知道，不同的顏色。

- No, but I did find these guys.

- 沒有，但我確實找到了這些傢伙。

- Hey,

- 嘿嘿

- Hey.

- 嘿嘿

- Hey

- 嘿嘿

- Hey

- 嘿嘿

- Hey.

- 嘿嘿

- Hey.

- 嘿嘿

- Oh, nice those are my pets, come here you guys.

- 哦，不錯這些都是我的寵物，你們過來。

We've got some sabotage to do.

我們有一些破壞活動要做。

- Do we have to go?

- 我們一定要走嗎？

- We wanna stay with orange.

- 我們想留在橙色。

- What, orange, I turn my back for like two minutes

- 什麼，橙子，我背對著你兩分鐘了。

and you've already made them your pets?

你已經讓他們成為你的寵物？

- What can I say?

- 我能說什麼呢？

I good around kids and animals.

我善於在孩子和動物身邊。

(laughs) - And aliens.

還有外星人

- Look, I don't have time for this.

- 聽著，我沒有時間做這個。

Let's go pet, I mean it, into the vent.

讓我們去撫摸，我的意思是，到發洩。

- Is there food in the vent?

- 排氣孔裡有食物嗎？

- Yes, whatever.

- 是的，不管怎樣。

There's food, I bought a beverage.

有吃的，我買了飲料。

It's all in the front okay?

都在前面好嗎？

Just get down there.

下去吧

(cheering)

（歡呼聲）

I'll tell you what bro.

我告訴你，兄弟。

Being a parent is not easy,

做父母不容易。

especially when you have a to-do list as long as mine.

特別是當你有一個像我一樣長的待辦事項清單時。

- Lemme see, maybe I can lend a non-existent hand.

- 讓我想想，也許我可以幫你一把，不存在的。

(laughs)

（笑）

Let's see, Divert power.

讓我看看，轉移權力。

Restart Reactor.

重新啟動 Reactor。

Replace Water Jug.

更換水壺。

Wait, why do we have to replace water jug?

等等，為什麼要更換水壺？

Water jug is one of my best friends.

水壺是我最好的朋友之一。

I don't wanna replace water jug.

我不想更換水壺。

- That's fine, you don't have to.

- 很好，你不必這樣做。

See the thing is I'm not actually really

你看，事情是我其實並不是真正的

trying to get these tasks done.

試圖完成這些任務。

I'm an imposter.

我是個冒牌貨

- An imposter?

- 冒牌貨？

No, that's imposterable.

不，這是荒謬的。

- It's true, so that means,

- 這是真的，所以這意味著。

even though I have this list,

即使我有這份名單。

I only really have one job to do.

我只有一個真正的工作要做。

Excuse me, a moment. (yell)

對不起，一會兒。（大叫）

- Did you really have to do that?

- 你真的要這麼做嗎？

(laughs)

（笑）

- Ha ha, hilarious.

- 哈哈，熱鬧非凡。

- That's really what you guys look like on the inside.

- 這真的是你們內心的樣子。

Just alone bone? (laughs)

只是一個人的骨頭？(笑)

- You really wanna talk about simplistic anatomy?

- 你真的想談論簡單的解剖學？

You don't even have limbs, bro.

你甚至沒有四肢，兄弟。

- That's a really good point.

- 這一點真的很好。

Stabby. (laughs)

Stabby。（笑）

- Well, I should be going by the way you saw nothing.

- 好吧，我應該通過你什麼都沒看到的方式去。

I was never here.

我從來沒有來過這裡。

- What you talking bout.

- 你在說什麼？

Of course you were here.

你當然在這裡。

You're here right now.

你現在就在這裡。

- No, I wasn't.

- 不，我沒有。

Do you catch my drift?

你明白我的意思嗎？

- How the heck am I supposed to catch anything?

- 我怎麼能抓到東西呢？

I don't have any hands. (laughs)

我沒有任何手。（笑）

- Look bro, can you keep a secret?

- 你看兄弟，你能不能保守祕密？

- Sure can't, I'm a big old blabber mouth.

- 當然不能，我是個大老粗嘴。

- Well, at least you're honest.

- 好吧，至少你是誠實的。

Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to clean up this mess.

不幸的是，我得去收拾這個爛攤子。

- Clean up mess?

- 清理混亂？

That wasn't on your to-do list.

這不在你的工作清單上。

(scream) (gunshots)

（尖叫） （槍聲）

- Miss me. (laughs)

- 想我了（笑）

- That's fine, I have other ways to deal with you.

- 沒關係，我有別的辦法對付你。

- You're into weird tongue stuff too?

- 你也喜歡奇怪的舌頭？

This just got fun.

這只是變得有趣。

(blubbing)

（blubbing）

- Stop it.

- 別這樣

(blubbing)

（blubbing）

- Stop it.

- 別這樣

- Am sorry, I'm just so excited to learn

- 對不起，我只是太興奮了，學習

that there are other weird tongue enthusiast among us.

我們中間還有其他的怪舌頭愛好者。

(laughs)

（笑）

- Bro, don't you get it?

- 兄弟，你還不明白嗎？

Am trying to kill you?

我想殺你嗎？

Yeah, I'm throwing everything I got at you to.

是啊，我把我所有的東西都扔給你了。

I tried the gun, I tried the weird tongue stabby thingy,

我試過了槍，試過了奇怪的舌頭刺。

and I can't break your neck 'cause you don't have a neck.

我不能打斷你的脖子，因為你沒有脖子。

So I guess that just leaves

所以，我想，只剩下

- Knife?

- 刀子？

- Precisely.

- 正是如此。

(laugh)

(笑)

- No, knife.

- 不，刀。

(scream)

（尖叫）

- Man, sauce could be that guy.

- 夥計，醬可能是那個人。

(laughs)

（笑）

- Hey orange, turns out there is no food down here.

- 嘿，橙子，原來這下面是沒有食物的。

- No beverages either.

- 也不喝飲料。

- Well come with me,

- 那就跟我來吧

I live in a kitchen where there's tons of food.

我住在一個有大量食物的廚房裡。

- Really, we can come live with you.

- 真的，我們可以來和你一起住。

- You bet yah.

- 你猜對了。

(laughs) (upbeat music)

（笑） （歡快的音樂）

- I don't get it.

- 我不明白

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)