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  • You know we have a fantastic program tonight

    你知道我們今晚有一個精彩的節目

  • some great people that are on.

    一些偉大的人,是在。

  • [Andy] Excellent show.

    精彩的表演

  • We have...

    我們有...

  • [Andy] Before you go,

    在你走之前

  • I'm sorry to monopolize the whole thing.

    我很抱歉壟斷了整個事情。

  • That's okay man,

    沒關係的人。

  • we are just killing time and if you got something, go!

    我們只是在打發時間,如果你有什麼東西,去!

  • Well I just, I feel like I should introduce somebody

    好吧,我只是,我覺得我應該介紹一個人。

  • who's been here before.

    誰在這裡之前,

  • She's in the audience tonight,

    她今晚在觀眾席上

  • everybody it's my little sister Stacy.

    大家好,這是我的妹妹史黛西。

  • (audience applause)

    (觀眾掌聲)

  • She's cute

    她很可愛

  • Yeah

    是的,是的

  • Hi there Stacy, it's really great to see you again.

    嗨,斯泰西,很高興再次見到你。

  • Thanks a lot Conan it's awesome to see you again.

    非常感謝柯南,很高興再次見到你。

  • (audience laughter)

    (觀眾笑聲)

  • Yeah that reminds me,

    是的,這提醒了我。

  • Stacy wanted me to invite you over

    史黛西要我請你過去

  • to our family's house for Thanksgiving.

    到我們家過感恩節。

  • She still has a big crush on you.

    她對你還是很有好感的。

  • (audience laughter)

    (觀眾笑聲)

  • Shut up Andy.

    閉嘴,安迪。

  • Stacy come on it's cute,

    斯泰西來吧,它的可愛。

  • I mean she has been, the idea of you coming over,

    我的意思是,她一直, 你過來的想法。

  • she's been looking forward to it for weeks.

    她已經期待了幾個星期了。

  • She's even been rehearsing like if you were to come over.

    她甚至一直在排練,就像你要過來一樣。

  • Actually I have some pictures.

    其實我有一些照片。

  • Here she is, she's getting ready

    她來了,她準備好了

  • to serve you some Thanksgiving pie.

    為你提供一些感恩節派。

  • (audience laughter)

    (觀眾笑聲)

  • The face, that's you on it.

    這張臉,就是你在上面。

  • [Conan] Aw that's so, she made that pie and that outfit,

    哦,是這樣,她做了那個派和那件衣服

  • that's great that's so sweet.

    這是偉大的,這是如此甜蜜。

  • [Andy] She made a special float

    她做了一個特別的花車

  • for the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

    感恩節大遊行。

  • (audience laughter)

    (觀眾笑聲)

  • [Andy] Yeah that's a lot of work.

    是的,這是一個很大的工作。

  • That's amazing that kind of dedication, that's great.

    那是驚人的那種奉獻精神,那是偉大的。

  • And show them the doll Stacy.

    給他們看娃娃史黛西。

  • No way Andy.

    沒辦法,安迪。

  • No come on, show them the doll, you brought it.

    不,來吧,給他們看娃娃,你帶來的。

  • Okay fine, I made a little Conan.

    好吧,我做了一個小柯南。

  • (audience laughter)

    (觀眾笑聲)

  • Out of some Native American squash.

    出了一些美國本土的瓜果。

  • That's really cool, that's really neat.

    這真的很酷,這真的很整潔。

  • And then, I took my own hair

    然後,我把自己的頭髮

  • and I dyed it with carrot juice

    我還用胡蘿蔔汁染了它

  • and I made your hair with it.

    我用它做了你的頭髮。

  • (audience laughter)

    (觀眾笑聲)

  • That is really beautiful thank you.

    這真的很美,謝謝你。

  • Yeah she's crazy about you.

    是的,她為你瘋狂。

  • Thanks a lot Andy,

    謝謝你,安迪。

  • now Conan thinks I'm like the Sultan of Dorkistan.

    現在柯南認為我就像Dorkistan的蘇丹。

  • No, I don't think you're the Sultan of Dorkistan Stacy.

    不,我不認為你是Dorkistan的Sultan Stacy。

  • I think you're a wonderful young lady.

    我覺得你是個很好的年輕女士。

  • You're just saying that.

    你只是說說而已。

  • No I'm not, I mean it and I'm very flattered

    不,我不是,我是認真的,我很受寵若驚。

  • that you did all that Thanksgiving stuff for me.

    你為我做了所有感恩節的事情。

  • I think that's very cool, I'm touched by it.

    我覺得非常酷,我很感動。

  • You really mean that?

    你真的這麼想?

  • (audience laughter)

    (觀眾笑聲)

  • Well sure I mean that.

    嗯,當然,我的意思是。

  • And believe me I would be there on Thursday

    相信我,我週四會去的

  • if I didn't already have other plans.

    如果我不是已經有了其他的計劃。

  • (audience empathizes)

    (觀眾感同身受)

  • No, no need to "aw".

    不,不需要 "aw"。

  • (audience laughter)

    (觀眾笑聲)

  • You got other plans?

    你有其他計劃嗎?

  • Well yeah, you know I promised my girlfriend's parents

    是的,你知道我答應過我女朋友的父母

  • that I would go to their house.

    我會去他們家。

  • Aw that's nice, that's good, girlfriend, that's fun.

    啊,真好,真好,女朋友,真好玩。

  • That's nice of them to invite you over to their house.

    他們能邀請你去他們家做客真是太好了。

  • Well Stacy, they asked me months ago.

    斯泰西,他們幾個月前就問過我了。

  • I would love to come to your house too.

    我也想去你家。

  • I just wish I could be two places at once.

    我只是希望我可以同時在兩個地方。

  • Aw that's cute, two places at once.

    啊,真可愛,一舉兩得。

  • Well let me just get this straight,

    好吧,讓我把話說清楚。

  • the only way we could spend Thanksgiving together

    只有這樣我們才能一起過感恩節。

  • would be if there was a breakdown

    會是如果出現故障

  • in the time space continuum.

    在時空連續體中。

  • Now Stacy don't get upset.

    現在,斯泰西不要生氣。

  • No you back off big brother!

    不,你退後,大哥!

  • (audience laughter)

    (觀眾笑聲)

  • Unless you want some of a five knuckle stuffing

    除非你想吃點五指山的餡料。

  • shoved into that butterball head of yours.

    塞進你那顆奶油球的腦袋裡。

  • (audience applause)

    (觀眾掌聲)

  • And you listen up Conan all right,

    而你聽好了柯南的所有權利。

  • your words are cruel

    巧言令色

  • and they feel like shrapnel

    他們感覺像彈片

  • piercing my already broken heart.

    刺破了我已經破碎的心。

  • But deep within my heart lies an army,

    但在我的內心深處,有一支軍隊。

  • an elegant and fiercely brave infantry of hate.

    一支優雅而勇猛的仇恨步隊。

  • (audience laughter)

    (觀眾笑聲)

  • And all though this army has rejection

    儘管這支軍隊有拒絕

  • buzzing by it's head like bullets

    子彈般在它頭上飛來飛去

  • it will beat upon the drums of conquest with your bones.

    它將與你的骨頭一起敲響征服的鼓。

  • Boom boom boom boom boom ta ta ta ta doom.

  • Charge, charge, charge, woo!

    衝鋒,衝鋒,衝鋒,嗚嗚!

  • (audience applause)

    (觀眾掌聲)

  • Stacy I am so sorry, okay?

    斯泰西,我很抱歉,好嗎?

  • I didn't mean to upset you.

    我不是故意讓你生氣的

  • I am so sorry too Conan.

    我也很抱歉,柯南。

  • I guess my Thanksgiving spirit

    我想我的感恩節精神

  • morphed into a vengeful poltergeist.

    變成了一個復仇的鬼怪。

  • (audience laughter)

    (觀眾笑聲)

  • No I can understand how that would happen Stacy.

    不,我可以理解怎麼會這樣,斯泰西。

  • Hey you know look maybe

    嘿,你知道看也許

  • we can get together next Thanksgiving.

    我們可以在明年的感恩節聚在一起。

  • That would be really nice.

    這將是非常好的。

  • Maybe she can make another crappy squash head doll.

    也許她可以再做一個蹩腳的瓜子頭娃娃。

  • (audience laughter)

    (觀眾笑聲)

  • All right you know what it's judgment day bitch.

    好吧,你知道今天是審判日,婊子。

  • (audience laughter)

    (觀眾笑聲)

  • [Conan] Stacy no! Stacy!

    史黛西,不要!史黛西!

  • I love you. I love you. Please!

    我愛你,我愛你我也愛你求你了!

  • We're gonna take a break we'll be right back.

    我們要休息一下,我們馬上回來。

You know we have a fantastic program tonight

你知道我們今晚有一個精彩的節目

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安迪的妹妹邀請柯南參加感恩節晚餐 - "深夜與柯南奧布萊恩"。 (Andy’s Little Sister Invites Conan To Thanksgiving Dinner - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")

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