MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR AND

今晚我的第一位嘉賓是艾美獎獲獎演員和。

COMEDIAN YOU KNOW FROM "THE DAILY SHOW," "BALLERS," AND "THE

你從 "每日秀"、"球星 "和 "喜劇 "中認識的喜劇演員。

UNICORN."

UNICORN。"

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," MY FRIEND AND YOURS,

歡迎回到 "晚間秀"，我的朋友和你的朋友。

MR. ROB CORDDRY.

MR. ROB CORDDRY.ROB CORDDRY：

HELLO, CORDDRY.

你好，CORDDRY。

>> OH, MAN!

>> 哦，夥計！

WHAT'S UP.

這是怎麼回事。

>> Stephen: IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> Stephen:很高興見到你。

>> IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> 見到你真好。

>> Stephen: TALKING TO YOU IS LIKE A VACATION.

>> 史蒂芬：和你說話就像度假一樣。

I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A REAR.

我還沒有看到你在後面。

I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A YEAR.

我已經一年沒見到你了。

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN.

你怎麼樣了。

IT'S BEEN A YEAR.

已經一年了

>> HAS IT BEEN A YEAR.

>> 已經一年了。

OH, MY GOD.

哦，我的上帝。

>> Stephen: CATCH ME UP.

>> Stephen:追上我。

>> I'VE BEEN LOCKED DOWN.

>> 我已經被鎖住了。

THEY'VE BEEN KEEPING ME AWAY FROM YOU.

他們一直讓我遠離你。

I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN MY HOUSE.

我已經被鎖在我的房子裡了。

>> Stephen: THIS HAS ALL BEEN AN ELABORATE RUSE SO I WOULDN'T

>> Stephen:這一切都已經是一個騙局，所以我不會。

HAVE TO SEE YOU.

必須要見你。

I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD.

我向世界上所有的人道歉。

>> IT'S ALL ABOUT ME AND YOU.

>> 這是我和你的事。

>> Stephen: YOU WERE AN EAGLE SCOUT, RIGHT.

>> Stephen:你是一個老鷹偵察員，對吧。

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> 沒錯。

>> Stephen: WERE YOU PREPARED?

>> Stephen:你準備好了嗎？

A LOT OF PEOPLE WEREN'T PREPARED FOR COVID.

很多人沒有準備好的COVID。

DID YOU HAVE THE TOILET PAPER AND THE EXTRA BAGS OF RICE AND

你有紙巾和額外的袋裝米飯嗎？

CHICK PEAS.

雞豆。

WERE YOU PREPARED FOR THIS.

你準備了這個。

>> WE HAD A LOT OF TOILET PAPER.

>> 我們有很多紙巾。

THE EAGLE SCOUT BADGE DOESN'T QUITE-- IT'S NOT REALLY

老鷹童子軍徽章不完全 - 它不是真正的

APPLICABLE TO WHAT WE'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH.

適用於我們正在經歷的事情。

BUT I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU RECOGNIZE THIS SURVIVAL

但我只是想知道，如果你能認識到這種生存方式

IMPLEMENT.

執行：

>> Stephen: THAT IS A "DAILY SHOW"--" ARE THOSE BINOCULARS?

>> Stephen:那是 "每日秀"，那是雙色球嗎？

WHAT IS THAT?

那是什麼？

OH, THAT'S THE RADIO!

哦，那是收音機！

>> THAT'S THE RADIO!

>> 那是收音機！

IN 2003 WE WERE GIFTED A RADIO.

2003年，我們得到了一臺收音機。

>> Stephen: THIS WAS A HAND-CRANK RADIO.

>> Stephen:這是一個手搖式收音機。

>> THE HAND CRANKER.

>> 手搖器。

YES, SO THIS IS, LIKE, THE ONLY WAY.

是的，所以這是，喜歡，唯一的方法。

BECAUSE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IF IT ALL GOES DOWN, WE'RE NO

因為你仔細想想，如果一切都失敗了，我們就沒有了。

INFORMATION ANYWHERE.

任何地方的資訊。

>> Stephen: IF THERE'S NO GRID, IF THERE'S NO GRID TO

>> Stephen:如果沒有電網，如果沒有電網，以

POWER YOUR RADIO, SOMEHOW "THE DAILY SHOW" THOUGHT THERE WOULD

給你的電臺供電，有些時候，"每日秀 "認為會有。

STILL BE RADIO STATIONS.

仍然是電臺。

>> IT WAS SUCH AN OMINOUS GIFT.

>> 這真是一份微不足道的禮物。

>> Stephen: IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME.

>> Stephen:這是一個不同的時代。

IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME.

這是一個不同的時代。

>> IT WAS RIGHT AFTER 9/11.

>> 它是在9/11之後。

>> Stephen: RIGHT.

>> Stephen:右邊。

>> THERE WAS A BLACKOUT JUST HAPPENED.

>> 剛剛發生了一次停電。

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> Stephen:是的。

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>>YEAH，YEAH。

SO I-- I JUST DUG INTO THE INSTRUCTIONS, THOUGH.

所以我... ... 我只是挖到的說明，但。

THEY'RE FASCINATING.

他們是fascinating。

>> Stephen: NOW, YOU'RE PART OF-- HOW ARE THEY FASCINATING?

>> Stephen:現在，你是... ...他們是如何快速發展的？

ARE THEY FASCINATING IN THAT IT SAYS,"CRANK IT, SCBTS IT WORKS.

是他們的fascinating在它說，"cking它，SCBTS它的作品。

>> IT'S A SHORTWAVE RADIO.

>> 這是一個短波收音機。

>> Stephen: YOU CAN TALK TO RADIO MOSCOW WITH THAT THING.

>> 史蒂芬：你可以用那個東西和莫斯科電臺通話。

>> YEAH, LIKE, I SMELL ANOTHER OBSESSION COMING ON FOR ME.

>> 是的，就像，我聞到了另一個對我來說很重要的感覺。

THIS THING HAS BEEN COLLECTING DUST FOR YEARS.

這東西已經積攢了好幾年的灰塵了。

>> Stephen: I'VE USED MINE.

>> Stephen:我已經用過我的。

I'VE USED MINE.

我已經用過我的。

YEAH.

是的。

>> ALL RIGHT, NO BIG DEAL.

>> 好吧，沒有什麼大不了的。

>> Stephen: YEAH, HEY, WELCOME TO THE CBS FAMILY.

>> 是的，嘿，歡迎來到CBS大家庭。

I KNOW YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN HERE FOR A YEAR, BUT WELCOME BACK, I

我知道你已經來這裡一年了，但歡迎回來，我...

GUESS, TO THE CBS FAMILY BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE FINALLY BACK ON THE

我想，對CBS家族的人來說，因為你們終於回來了。

AIR.

AIR.

I'M SO THRILLED THAT WE HAVE SOME PRIME TIME FOR US.

我很高興，我們有一些時間給我們。

SOME LEAD-IN HERE.

這裡有一些引導。

TELL US ABOUT THE "THE UNICORN."

告訴我們關於 "獨角獸 "的事。

HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING IT?

你是如何享受它？

>> IT'S BEEN GREAT, MAN.

>> 它是偉大的，男人。

IT WAS A WEIRD TRANSITION AT FIRST.

一開始是個奇怪的轉變。

>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WEIRD TO--

>> Stephen:你是什麼意思，怪異的 --

>> TRANSITION TO-- YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OF COVID

>> 轉變到 -- 你知道，有很多的COVID。

PROTOCOLS.

PROTOCOLS：

>> Stephen: SURE YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE MASKS.

>> 你一定要戴上面具。

>> MASKS AND FACE SHIELDS AND, YOU KNOW, WHAT-- WHO YOU CAN

>> 口罩和麵罩，還有，你知道，什麼--你能做到的人

TALK TO AND WHAT-- EVERYBODY'S DIVIDED UP INTO ZONES.

跟什麼--每個人都被抽成了不同的區域。

SO IT'S PRETTY-- THEY'VE GOT IT PRETTY-- PRETTY TIGHT.

所以這很好... ... 他們已經得到了它很好的... ... 很緊。

BUT IT'S, YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN GREAT.

但它的，你知道，它是偉大的。

>> Stephen: GOOD TO HEAR IT.

>> Stephen:很高興聽到它。

GOOD TO HEAR THAT IT'S BEEN GREAT.

很高興聽到它是偉大的。

I UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS-- THERE'S AN EPISODE THAT YOUR CHARACTER

我明白你們的意思，有一集你的角色

IS ACTUALLY-- FEELS BAD ABOUT HIS WHITE PRIVILEGE AND ACTUALLY

是真正的... ... 對他的白人的特權感到不滿，並實際上

IS TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR IT BY GIVING-- GIVING YOUR FRIEND'S

試圖彌補它通過給予 - 給你的朋友的。

SON?

兒子？

>> ARE YOU ANSWERING THE QUESTION YOU ASKED ME THE WAY

>> 你是在回答你問我的問題嗎？

YOU WANTED ME TO ANSWER IT?

你想讓我回答？

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> Stephen:是的。

I'M JUST GOING AHEAD AND ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS AT THIS

我只是走在前面，並回答問題，在此。

POINT.

點：

>> YOU'RE GOING TO CUT ALL THIS PART OUT, AREN'T YOU?

>> 你要把這部分全部剪掉，是嗎？

>> Stephen: NO, THIS IS THE PART WE'RE KEEPING.

>> Stephen:不，這是我們要保留的部分。

THIS IS THE-- >> THIS IS TV GOLD RIGHT HERE.

這是... ... 這是電視黃金。

>> Stephen: IT STARTS RIGHT HERE.

>> Stephen:就在這裡開始。

WE HAVE A CLIP.

我們有一個剪輯。

SET UP THIS CLIP WE'VE GOT HERE.

設置這個剪輯，我們已經得到了這裡。

WHAT' GOING ON.

發生了什麼事？

>> YEAH, SO I BROUGHT A CLIP, IS WHAT ACTORS SAY.

>> 是啊，所以我借了一個剪輯，是什麼演員說。

AND -- >> Stephen: I'M JUST

還有 -- >> Stephen:我只是

STERILIZING.

滅菌。

>> AND THIS WAS SOMETHING THAT WE FOUGHT, OMAR AND I-- WE

>> 這是我和歐馬一直在努力的事情，我們...

DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO FIGHT FOR IT BUT WE THOUGHT WE WOULD.

我們其實不需要為它而戰，但我們認為我們會的。

"THE UNICORN" IS NOT ACKNOWLEDGED COVID, WHICH I

"獨角獸 "不是公認的科維德，這是我

THOUGHT WAS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING WE WANT THERE TO BE

認為是偉大的，因為這是我們希望有的東西。

A SENSE OF ESCAPISM, YOU KNOW.

逃避的感覺，你知道的。

THESE ARE STORIES YOU CAN ENJOY --

這些都是你可以享受的故事----。

>> Stephen: OF COURSE, OF COURSE.

>> Stephen:當然，當然。

>> AFTER TAKING YOUR MASK OFF AND SITTING ON YOUR COUCH.

>> 脫掉面具，坐在教練席上後。

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> BUT THERE IS-- BUT THE RACIAL STRIVE WAS MORE IMPORTANT TO US.

>> 但有... 但種族鬥爭對我們更重要。

SO ON, MAR MILLER AND I WENT TO THE PRODUCERS AND SAID THIS IS

所以，MAR MILLER和我去找製片人，說這是。

IMPORTANT TO US.

對我們很重要。

AND IMMEDIATELY, ONE OF THE WRITERS, HOWARD, HAD AN IDEA FOR

很快，其中一位作家HOWARD就想到了一個主意

A STORY, AND THIS IS FROM FROM THE CLIP, YOU KNOW, THE CLIP

一個故事，這是從剪輯，你知道，剪輯。

YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS FROM THAT EPISODE.

你將看到的是那一集的內容。

IT'S NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE, I BELIEVE.

這是下週的劇情，我相信。

>> Stephen: JIM, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

>> Stephen:吉姆，讓我們來看看。

>> YOU BOUGHT NOAH A $300 GAMING SYSTEM.

>> 你給諾亞買了一個300美元的遊戲系統。

>> $350.

>> $350.

WITH THE EXTENDED WARRANTY.

延長保修期。

I GOT THAT BECAUSE HE'S SO CLUMSY.

我知道了，因為他太笨了。

>> YOU'RE DOING TOO MUCH, MAN.

>> 你做得太多了，夥計。

>> I DON'T THINK I'M DOING ENOUGH!

>> 我覺得我做得還不夠！

I MEAN, TELL ME, WHAT BOOKS CAN I READ?

我是說，告訴我，我可以讀什麼書？

WHAT ORGANIZATIONS CAN I JOIN?

我可以加入哪些組織？

I WANT TO DO BETTER.

我想做得更好。

>> BUT THIS, WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW, THIS ISN'T BETTER.

>> 但是，你現在做的事情，這不是更好。

COME ON, MAN!

來吧，夥計！

YOU'RE PUTTING ALL YOUR GUILT ON ME BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO MAKE

你把所有的罪過都推到我身上，因為你想讓我做出

YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT THE THINGS I HAVE TO DEAL WITH!

你對我要處理的事情感覺好多了！

>> I WOULDN'T PUT IT EXACTLY LIKE THAT BUT...

>> 我不會把它完全一樣，但是... ...

( LAUGHTER ).

（笑）：

>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT EASY TO MAKE THAT FUNNY.

>> Stephen:這並不容易，要做到這一點的樂趣。

>> YEAH, YEAH, AND THE REST OF THE SHOW, LIKE, THAT EPISODE

>> 是啊，是啊，和其餘的節目， 喜歡，那一集。

IS-- IT'S SOMETHING I'M-- I FELT REAL RESPONSIBILITY, A REAL

是... ... 這是一些我... ... 我覺得真正的責任，一個真正的

RESPONSIBILITY TO HAVING PITCHED-- YOU KNOW, HAVING

責任有投球 - 你知道，有

REQUESTED IT.

要求它。

>> Stephen: WELL, YOU AND I WORKED FOR "RESPONSIBILITY

>> 斯蒂芬：好吧，你和我都是為了 "責任 "而工作的。

CENTRAL" FOR MANY YEARS.

中部 "多年來。

>> WE SURE DID, YUP, YEAH.

>> 我們肯定是這樣，是的，是的。

WE SURE DID.

我們肯定是這樣做的。

( LAUGHS ).

（笑）：

>> Stephen: OMAR WAS ON "C.S.I.: MIAMI."

>> Stephen:OMAR在 "中情局 "上的表現。

YOU EVER TALK TO HIM ABOUT WHETHER HE CAN DO ALL THAT LAB

你有沒有跟他談過他能不能做那些實驗？

STUFF?

東西？

DID HE LEARN ANYTHING?

他學到什麼了嗎？

>> OH, YEAH.

>> 哦，是的。

>> Stephen: HE CAN DO ALL THAT.

>> Stephen:他可以做到這一切。

>> OH, YEAH, HE WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

>> 哦，是的，他不會閉嘴的。

NO, HE IS A TRAINED LAB TECHNICIAN IN REAL LIFE AS WELL,

不，他是一個訓練有素的實驗室技術員，在現實生活中也是如此。

AND HE KNOWS ALL THOSE-- ALL THOSE TERMS HE SAID ON THE SHOW,

他知道所有這些... 所有這些術語，他在節目中說。

ALL THOSE THINGS IT'S REAL.

所有這些事情都是真實的。

HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING.

他完全知道自己在做什麼。

>> Stephen: ROB, IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU.

>> Stephen:羅伯，很高興見到你。

>> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO.

>> 見到你也很高興。

>> Stephen: HAVE A HAPPY THIS IS.

>> Stephen:有一個快樂的這是。

>> YOU, TOO, MAN.

>> 你，也是，夥計。

>> Stephen: ROB CORDDRY, EVERYBODY!

>> Stephen:ROB CORDDRY，每個人！

"THE UNICORN" AIRS THURSDAY NIGHTS AT 9:30 ON CBS.

"獨角獸 "每週四晚9: 30在CBS播出。

WHEN WE COME BACK, I'LL BE UP ON THE ROOF COOKING WITH JOSEÉ

等我們回來，我會和Joseé一起在屋頂上做飯。

ANDREÉS.

ANDREES.

JOIN US, WON'T YOU?

加入我們，你願意嗎？