So this year, because of COVID,

所以今年，因為COVID。

I'm sure a lot of us are doing Zoomsgiving.

我相信我們很多人都在做Zoomsgiving。

("Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" by Mozart)

("Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" by Mozart)

(all clamoring)

（眾人喧譁）

But even if it wasn't the end of times,

但就算不是末世。

I'm not sure I would be seeing my family anyway.

反正我也不知道自己會不會見家人。

Two turkey years ago, I got into a crazy fight with my dad.

兩年前，我和我爸瘋狂地吵了一架。

- I know.

- 我知道，我知道

Anna, come join the family for fun.

菁菁，快來跟我們家一起玩吧。

- Dad, I told you that my Inuyasha episode

- 爸爸，我跟你說過，我的犬夜叉情節

is gonna be done in 15 minutes and I'll join you then.

15分鐘後就會完成，到時候我會加入你的。

- The family is at the table now,

- 現在一家人都在餐桌上。

ready to have fun and play poker.

準備好了玩撲克的樂趣。

Come join us.

來加入我們吧

- Well then maybe you should have listened

- 那麼也許你應該聽我的

to me two minutes ago and then walked over

兩分鐘前對我說，然後走過去

in 17 minutes because then I would be there.

17分鐘後，因為那時我會在那裡。

- You're gonna come over here and you're

- 你要來這裡，你要。

gonna play Texas Hold 'Em with your brother

要和你哥哥玩德州撲克

and your mother--

和你的母親 --

- Dad, I'm hanging out with my boyfriend right now.

- 爸爸，我現在正在和我的男朋友出去玩。

- Don't you wanna be close to your family?

- 你不想和你的家人親近嗎？

- My therapist says you can either be close to your family,

- 我的治療師說你可以和你的家人親近。

or you can be happy.

或者你可以快樂。

So I spent last Thanksgiving with my friends

所以，我花了去年感恩節與我的朋友們。

and their family.

和他們的家人。

And you know, I think the holidays are really hard

你知道嗎，我覺得假期真的很難熬

'cause we go back to our most primal dynamic.

因為我們回到了我們最原始的動態。

I don't know about you,

我不知道你。

but when I'm with my family for any extended period of time,

但當我和家人在一起的時候，任何長時間。

I revert back into being a full on teenager.

我又回到了一個十足的少年。

Last year, because of our fight,

去年，因為我們的打。

I had the pleasure of viewing

我有幸觀看了

my friend's family's dysfunction and it was fascinating.

我朋友家的功能障礙，很吸引人。

So first off, my best friends are identical twins

首先，我最好的朋友是一對同卵雙胞胎

and they're are Indian and Argentinian,

他們是印度人和阿根廷人。

So not only can their own family sometimes

所以，不僅自己的家人有時可以

not tell them apart, but they also love

不分彼此，但他們也愛

to push the Asian agenda.

以推動亞洲議程。

- Melissa, congratulations on your marriage.

- 梅麗莎，祝賀你的婚姻。

- Oh, I'm Melissa.

- 哦，我是梅麗莎。

- Oh, Melissa, congratulations on your marriage.

- 哦，梅麗莎，祝賀你的婚姻。

Michelle, are you still single?

米歇爾，你還是單身嗎？

- Nope, Auntie, I've been dating someone

- 不是的，阿姨，我已經有對象了

for years, actually.

多年來，其實。

- (gasps) But not married.

- (喘氣)但還沒結婚。

- Nope. Not married, Auntie.

- 沒有，沒有結婚，阿姨。沒有結婚，阿姨。

- (sighs) Melissa, no children.

- 梅麗莎，沒有孩子。

- No, I never wanted children, Auntie.

- 不，我從來不想要孩子，阿姨。

I never did and never will.

我從來沒有，也永遠不會。

- (sighs) And you're both still not doctors?

- (嘆氣)你們倆還不是醫生？

- Nope, we're artists, Auntie.

- 不，我們是藝術家，阿姨。

- Ah, so you must be starving then.

- 啊，那你一定是餓壞了。

Oh, come eat up.

哦，來吃了。

Eat up, you pathetic, childless, poor, starving girls.

吃吧，你們這些可憐的、沒有孩子的、可憐的、飢餓的女孩。

Come, but don't eat too much.

來吧，但不要吃太多。

I don't want you getting plump.

我不想讓你變胖。

- Well, Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving.

- 嗯，感恩節快樂。- 感恩節快樂

- It was great seeing you. - So good seeing you,

- 很高興見到你- 很高興見到你。

once a year, yeah.

每年一次，是的。

- And watching all these familiar dynamics play out

- 看著所有這些熟悉的動態播放

in front of me, that wasn't personal to me,

在我面前，那不是我個人的事。

was really eye-opening.

真的是讓人大開眼界。

I was like, "Wow, it's like they have

我當時想，"哇，這就像他們有

the same cast of characters from my family."

我家的同一批人物。"

They have the self-appointed leader of fun.

他們有自封的趣味領袖。

- Hello everyone and now it's time for karaoke.

- 大家好，現在是卡拉OK時間。

Everyone will sing the songs in the order I have chosen them

大家按照我選擇的順序唱歌曲

and the songs I have chosen.

以及我所選擇的歌曲。

Melissa, Desperado by the Eagles.

梅麗莎，老鷹樂隊的《絕命毒師》。

Maddie, Single Ladies by Beyonce.

Maddie, Beyonce的Single Ladies.

Anna, I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston.

安娜，我將永遠愛你，惠特尼-休斯頓。

Shouldn'ta ditched us last year for your boyfriend.

去年就不該為了你的男朋友拋棄我們。

Good luck.

好運。

- The incredibly conservative aunt.

- 不可思議的保守的阿姨。

- Now let us bow our head and pray as a family.

- 現在，讓我們低頭，像家人一樣祈禱。

As a family that believes marriage

作為一個相信婚姻的家庭

is between a man and a woman, Regina,

是一個男人和一個女人之間，瑞金娜。

and who believes children should have more children, Cody.

和誰認為孩子應該多生孩子，科迪。

And that those children should become doctors

而且這些孩子應該成為醫生

and lawyers and not artists, Maria.

和律師而不是藝術家，瑪麗亞。

Otherwise they will live in shame, amen.

否則他們將生活在恥辱中，阿門。

- The relative so old you're not sure

- 你不確定的親戚

if they're sleeping or if they're dead.

如果他們睡著了或死了。

(suspicious music)

（可疑的音樂）

- Oh my god, I'll give him CPR!

- 哦，我的上帝，我會給他心肺復甦！

He's okay, guys, it's okay, he's fine.

他沒事了，夥計們，沒事了，他沒事了。

Yeah, I, no, you're good.

是的，我，不，你很好。

- The cousin clearly suffering from mental illness.

- 表妹明顯患有精神疾病。

- Guys blizzard people are here.

- 夥計們暴雪的人在這裡。

They have infiltrated the government.

他們已經滲透到政府中去了。

They are gonna destroy the world as we know it,

他們會摧毀我們所知道的世界。

the apocalypse is nigh.

啟示錄就在眼前。

- Well actually, maybe that cousin knows something

- 其實，也許那個表哥知道些什麼

that we don't cause that all

我們不導致所有

feels really highly accurate right now, doesn't it?

感覺真的高度準確，現在，不是嗎？

And after seeing my friends' Thanksgiving,

而在看到我朋友的感恩節後。

I felt pretty good.

我感覺很好。

And I was like, "Wow, every family

我當時想，"哇，每個家庭

has their own dysfunction."

有自己的功能障礙。"

And I think that's normal.

我覺得這很正常。

Maybe idealistic nuclear families exist somewhere,

也許理想主義的核心家庭存在於某個地方。

where everyone gets along and laughs

談笑風生

and no one fights during their Monopoly games

而且沒有人在他們的大富翁遊戲中打架

that they've been forced to play.

他們被迫玩的。

But I don't think so.

但我不這麼認為。

And also there's really no point in wishing that I had that

而且也真的沒必要希望我有那個東西

'cause family is the first thing we get born into

因為家庭是我們出生的第一件事。

where we have no control.

我們無法控制的地方。

We only get the joy of navigating whatever has been dealt.

我們只得到了領略任何被處理的喜悅。

So for this Thanksgiving,

所以對於這個感恩節。

pretty sure not gonna see my family

肯定不會看到我的家人

and pretty thankful for that.

並相當感謝。

(snaps)

(snaps)

I'm Anna Akana and thank you to the Patreons

我是安娜-阿卡納，感謝各位贊助人的支持。

who supported today's video.

誰支持今天的視頻。

And thank you to Privacy for sponsoring today's episode.

並感謝Privacy公司對今天節目的贊助。

So because of global situations,

所以由於全球形勢。

we're all probably spending way more time online

我們都可能花更多的時間在網上。

shopping for cute masks that match your eyes,

選購與眼睛相配的可愛面膜。

donating to organizations,

向組織捐款；

supporting small businesses wherever we can.

儘可能地支持小企業。

So Privacy lets you buy things online using virtual cards

所以隱私讓你在網上用虛擬卡買東西。

instead of your real ones,

而不是你的真實的。

protecting your identity and bank information

保護您的身份和銀行資訊

on the internet.

在互聯網上。

The service is super easy to set up,

服務設置超級簡單。

has military-grade encryption,

具有軍用級加密功能。

does not sell your information,

不會出售您的資訊。

and they make their money from merchants,

而他們的錢是從商人那裡賺來的。

making it completely free for you to use.

使你完全免費使用。

Plus, they've now added an account summaries feature,

另外，他們現在還增加了一個賬戶摘要功能。

making it easier for you to create budgets

使你更容易制定預算

and track spending, my fav.

並跟蹤消費，我的青睞。

Go to privacy.com/annaakana to sign up today

前往privacy.com/annaakana註冊，今天就開始。

and get $5 to spend on your first purchase.

並在第一次購物時獲得5美元的消費。

Whether that's some sweet sweet merge

無論是一些甜甜的合併

from Ghosts and Stars or a donation to indigenous people

幽靈與星辰》或向土著人民捐款。

and their causes, wherever you wanna spend

和他們的事業，無論你想在哪裡花

that free $5, go to privacy.com/annaakana to sign up now.

那免費的5元錢，現在就去privacy.com/annaakana註冊吧。

Happy Turkey Day.

火雞節快樂