Name: 我不會和家人一起過感恩節的。 (I'm not spending thanksgiving with my family)
Uploaded: 2020-11-29T18:35:50.000Z
Duration: 5 min 32 s

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I'm sure a lot of us are doing Zoomsgiving.

我相信我們很多人都在做Zoomsgiving。

I'm not sure I would be seeing my family anyway.

反正我也不知道自己會不會見家人。

Two turkey years ago, I got into a crazy fight with my dad.

兩年前，我和我爸瘋狂地吵了一架。

菁菁，快來跟我們家一起玩吧。

- Dad, I told you that my  Inuyasha episode

- 爸爸，我跟你說過，我的犬夜叉情節

is gonna be done in 15 minutes and I'll join you then.

15分鐘後就會完成，到時候我會加入你的。

- Well then maybe you should have listened

to me two minutes ago  and then walked over

in 17 minutes because then I would be there.

17分鐘後，因為那時我會在那裡。

- You're gonna come over here  and you're

gonna play Texas Hold 'Em with your brother

- Dad, I'm hanging out with my boyfriend right now.

- 爸爸，我現在正在和我的男朋友出去玩。

- Don't you wanna be close  to your family?

- My therapist says you can either be close to your family,

- 我的治療師說你可以和你的家人親近。

So I spent last Thanksgiving with my friends

所以，我花了去年感恩節與我的朋友們。

And you know, I think the holidays are really hard

你知道嗎，我覺得假期真的很難熬

'cause we go back to our most primal dynamic.

因為我們回到了我們最原始的動態。

but when I'm with my family for any extended period of time,

但當我和家人在一起的時候，任何長時間。

I revert back into being a full on teenager.

my friend's family's dysfunction and it was fascinating.

我朋友家的功能障礙，很吸引人。

So first off, my best friends are identical twins

首先，我最好的朋友是一對同卵雙胞胎

So not only can their own  family sometimes

所以，不僅自己的家人有時可以

- Melissa, congratulations on your marriage.

- Oh, Melissa, congratulations on your marriage.

- 哦，梅麗莎，祝賀你的婚姻。

- 不是的，阿姨，我已經有對象了

- 沒有，沒有結婚，阿姨。沒有結婚，阿姨。

- 不，我從來不想要孩子，阿姨。

- (sighs) And you're both still not doctors?

Eat up, you pathetic, childless, poor, starving girls.

吃吧，你們這些可憐的、沒有孩子的、可憐的、飢餓的女孩。

- Well, Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving.

- 嗯，感恩節快樂。- 感恩節快樂

- It was great seeing you. - So good seeing you,

- 很高興見到你- 很高興見到你。

- And watching all these familiar dynamics play out

- 看著所有這些熟悉的動態播放

in front of me, that wasn't personal to me,

在我面前，那不是我個人的事。

the same cast of characters from my family."

They have the self-appointed leader of fun.

- Hello everyone and now it's time for karaoke.

Everyone will sing the songs in the order I have chosen them

梅麗莎，老鷹樂隊的《絕命毒師》。

Anna, I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston.

安娜，我將永遠愛你，惠特尼-休斯頓。

Shouldn'ta ditched us last year for your boyfriend.

去年就不該為了你的男朋友拋棄我們。

- Now let us bow our head and pray as a family.

- 現在，讓我們低頭，像家人一樣祈禱。

是一個男人和一個女人之間，瑞金娜。

and who believes children should have more children, Cody.

和誰認為孩子應該多生孩子，科迪。

And that those children should become doctors

和律師而不是藝術家，瑪麗亞。

否則他們將生活在恥辱中，阿門。

- 哦，我的上帝，我會給他心肺復甦！

他沒事了，夥計們，沒事了，他沒事了。

- The cousin clearly suffering from mental illness.

They are gonna destroy the world as we know it,

他們會摧毀我們所知道的世界。

- Well actually, maybe that cousin knows something

- 其實，也許那個表哥知道些什麼

feels really highly accurate right now, doesn't it?

感覺真的高度準確，現在，不是嗎？

And after seeing my friends' Thanksgiving,

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