Name: 克里斯-洛克是性感的，因為2020年得到了。 (Chris Rock Is As Sexy As 2020 Gets)
Uploaded: 2020-11-29T18:17:19.000Z
Duration: 9 min 42 s

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PLEASE WELCOME THE LEGEND THAT IS, MR. CHRIS ROCK IS HERE.

請歡迎傳奇人物，克里斯・洛克先生在這裡。

I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW,

我很高興見到你，非常感謝你來參加節目。

>> GOODS, I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT, MAN, I'M SO HAPPY TO BE

>> 天啊，我簡直不敢相信，夥計，我太高興了。

>> James: WELL, WE'RE HAPPY THAT YOU ARE HERE IN ZOOMLAND.

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，我們很高興你在這裡的ZOOMLAND。

NOW I KNOW THAT YOUR ELDEST DAUGHTER WAS AWAY, AT COLLEGE.

現在我知道你最大的女兒不在，在大學裡。

WILL EVERYONE BE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS THIS YEAR?

I'M DIVORCED SO WE SPLIT IT SOMETIMES MY KIDS GO WITH THEIR

我離婚了，所以我們有時會分居，我的孩子也會跟他們一起去。

MOTHER AND I'M GOING TO BE WITH SOME FRIENDS.

媽媽和我要去和一些朋友在一起。

AND THAT'S BEEN AN ADJUSTMENT BECAUSE NOW SHE IS OFFICIALLY

這已經是一個調整 因為現在她是正式的。

SO YOU KNOW, WHAT AND HOW IS IT HAVING HER BACK?

所以你知道，它是什麼和如何讓她回來？

>> IT'S, YOU KNOW, SHE'S LIKE A GROWN UP NOW, SHE HAS LIVED ON

>> 它的，你知道，她就像一個長大了，她已經生活在。

HER OWN FOR LIKE 90 DAYS SO SHE GETS THE BIG ROOM NOW AND I GOT

她自己的90天，所以她現在得到了大房間，而我得到了。

TO SLEEP IN A LITTLE ROOM AND PRETTY MUCH HOW IT HAS BEEN

睡在一個小房間裡，並漂亮地如何它已經。

>> 詹姆斯。我知道，我夢想著它。

THE LEVEL OF NOSTALGIA I ALREADY FEEL FOR MY CHILDREN AND THEY

我對我的孩子和他們的鼻咽癌的感覺程度。

AND I FINE MYSELF SAYING TO MY WIFE, I SEND MY WIFE PICTURES OF

我很高興對我的妻子說，我給我的妻子發送圖片的

OUR DAUGHTER THAT SHE WAS THERE WHEN THEY WERE TAKEN A YEAR AGO

我們的女兒，她是在那裡 當他們被帶走了一年前。

>> WAIT, WAIT TEN YEARS FROM NOW WHEN YOU ARE THREE WIVES IN,

>> 等一下，等十年後你有三個老婆的時候。

>> James: I WON'T KNOW WHICH WIFE TO SEND WHICH KID TO, IT

>> 詹姆斯。我不知道該把哪個孩子送到哪個妻子那裡去，它

>> 哦，夥計，你得到所有的MICKED起來。

>> James: NOW I DO THINK THOUGH WHEREVER YOU ARE SPENDING

>> 詹姆斯現在，我想你在哪裡花了

THANKSGIVING A BIG TOPIC OF THAT THANKSGIVING DINNER IS GOING TO

BE THE FACT THAT YOU, SIR, ARE ONE OF "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE'S

先生，你是《人物》雜誌的一員，這是事實。

官方公佈的最性感的男人活著。

NOW I KNOW, I KNOW THAT YOU CAMPAIGNED VERY HARD FOR THIS

現在我知道了，我知道你為這個做了很努力的宣傳。

>> I CAMPAIGNED, I LOVE HOW THEY BREAK IT OFF INTO LIKE SECTIONS.

>> 我做了宣傳，我喜歡他們把它抽成幾個部分的方式。

>> LIKE-- THE ACTUAL SEXIEST MAN ALIVE IN THE MEN'S SECTION, I'M

LIKE SEXIEST COMEDIAN WITH VENEERS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

像最性感的喜劇演員與VENEERS， 你知道我的意思。

I BEAT OUT TRACEY MORGAN AND CAT WILLIAMS.

我擊敗了特蕾西・摩根和貓・威廉姆斯。

>> James: I REMEMBER WHEN OUR SHOW FIRST LAUNCHED LIKE YOU

>> 詹姆斯。我記得當我們的節目第一次啟動 像你一樣，

KNOW, WE'RE TRYING TO GET ANYBODY REMOTELY ANYONE TO BE

知道嗎，我們正試圖讓任何人遠程任何人都成為

INTERESTED IN THE PLAY, AND "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE CAME TO ME AND

對這部劇感興趣，《人民》雜誌來找我了，而且

SAID WILL YOU L YOU WRITE A PIECE FOR OUR SEXIEST MAN ISSUE

我說你能不能給我們的《最性感的男人》雜誌寫一篇文章？

THAT BASICALLY SAYS WHAT YOU DO IF YOU WERE EVER NAMED SEX YS

基本上說，如果你被命名為 "性 "YS，你會怎麼做？

MAN ALIVE AND AT THE TIME I WAS LIKE, AT THE TIME I WAS LIKE

人活著，在我喜歡的時候，在我喜歡的時候，

YEAH, THAT'S FUN AND NOW I LOOK BACK AT IT RETROSPECTIVELY AND

是的，這很有趣，現在我回過頭來看看它。

NOW YOU'RE IN NEW JERSEY, OBVIOUSLY THE ELECTION JUST

現在你在新澤西州，很明顯選舉剛剛開始。

WHAT WAS THE CELEBRATION LIKE IN NEW JERSEY?

新澤西州的慶祝活動是怎樣的？

>> YOU KNOW, I LIVE AROUND A LOT OF TRUMP PEOPLE SO IT WAS A LOT

>> 你知道，我住在很多特朗普的人周圍，所以它是一個很大的。

BUT ME, I, YOU KNOW, I IT WAS LIKE THE END OF CASTAWAY, YOU

但我，我，你知道，我... ...它就像卡斯塔維的結局，你。

知道嗎，船到了湯姆-漢克斯的身邊。

HE DOESN'T JUMP FOR JOY, HE JUST WANTS TO HUG HELEN HUNT, THAT'S

他不高興了，他只想擁抱海倫-亨特，這就是...

CAN I JUST GET A HUG FROM HELEN HUNT AND DELIVER MY LAST

我可以得到海倫-亨特的擁抱，並送上我最後的禮物嗎？

>> AND THEN FIGURE OUT WHAT LIFE IS AFTER THIS.

>> 然後想辦法解決這之後的生活。

>> FIGURE OUT WHAT LIFE IS, IT'S LIKE HEY, MAN, YOU JUST GOT-- WE

>>找出什麼是生活，這就像嘿，夥計，你只是得到了 - 我們 -

WILL LOOK BACK ON IT, IT HAS BEEN THE WEIRDEST TIME I CAN

將回顧它，它是最奇怪的時間，我可以。

NOW CHRIS I REALLY WANT IT TALK TO YOU ABOUT IN I'M REALLY

* Now CHRIS I REALLY IT TALKING TO YOU IN I'M REALLY * 我真的很想跟你談談。

FASCINATED ABOUT THIS, I HOPE ARE YOU ALREADY TALKING ABOUT.

我對這個很著迷，我希望你是在說什麼。

YOU RECENTLY WENT AND TOOK AYAHUASCA FOR THE FIRST TIME

你最近第一次去了阿亞華斯卡，並做了一次旅行

WHICH I'M KIND OF FASCINATED BY AND INTRIGUED BY.

TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT IT, WHAT WAS IT LIKE?

告訴我關於它的一切，它是什麼樣子的？

>> I MEAN OKAY, SO I HAVE BEEN IN A CRAZY YEAR OF LIKE NOTHING

>> 我的意思是好的，所以我已經在一個瘋狂的一年 像什麼都沒有。

BUT INTENSIVE, INTENSIVE THERAPY , SIX SLINKS A WEEK AND

但密集的，密集的治療，每週六次下滑和

ALL THIS NONSENSE, RIGHT, THAT ACTUALLY HELPED ME OUT.

所有這些廢話，正確的，實際上是幫助我了。

AND AA HUGHES KA IS, YOU NO HE, IT CLEARS YOUR MIND.

和AA HUGHES KA是，你沒有他，它清除你的頭腦。

SO I WOULD RECOMMEND IT, BUT YOU SHOULD BE DOING THERAPY BEFORE

所以，我推薦它，但你應該在做治療之前。

LIKE ALL YOUR DEMONS ARE GOING TO COME UP.

就像你所有的惡魔都會出現一樣。

YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH DEAD PEOPLE.

YOU'RE GOING TO, YOU KNOW, YOUR OLD CHAMPIONSHIPS, THINGS ARE

你要去，你知道，你的老冠軍，事情是。

GOING TO BE CLEAR, YOU'RE GOING TO BE LAUGHING, YOU'RE GOING TO

清楚，你要笑，你要笑，你要笑

BE CRYING, YOU'RE GOING TO BE VOMITING, PUKING, CRAPPING T IS

哭吧，你將會是嘔吐的，嘔吐的，拍打的。

GOING TO BE-- SWEATING AND IT'S ALL GOING TO BE AMAZING.

將是... ... 汗水，這一切都將是驚人的。