LOOK AT THIS GUY.

看看這個傢伙。

HOW ARE YOU, CHRIS.

你怎麼樣，克里斯。

I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW,

我很高興見到你，非常感謝你來參加節目。

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

你怎麼樣？

>> GOODS, I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT, MAN, I'M SO HAPPY TO BE

>> 天啊，我簡直不敢相信，夥計，我太高興了。

HERE, IN ZOOMLAND.

這裡，在ZOOMLAND。

>> James: WELL, WE'RE HAPPY THAT YOU ARE HERE IN ZOOMLAND.

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，我們很高興你在這裡的ZOOMLAND。

OBVIOUSLY TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING.

OBVIOUSLY TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING.

NOW I KNOW THAT YOUR ELDEST DAUGHTER WAS AWAY, AT COLLEGE.

現在我知道你最大的女兒不在，在大學裡。

HOW ARE YOU DOING THE HOLIDAYS?

你假期過得怎麼樣？

WILL EVERYONE BE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS THIS YEAR?

今年大家都會回家過節嗎？

>> HOW ARE WE DIDDING THE HOLIDAYS.

>> 我們如何做假期。

I'M DIVORCED SO WE SPLIT IT SOMETIMES MY KIDS GO WITH THEIR

我離婚了，所以我們有時會分居，我的孩子也會跟他們一起去。

MOTHER AND I'M GOING TO BE WITH SOME FRIENDS.

媽媽和我要去和一些朋友在一起。

MY DAUGHTER JUST GOT IN THOUGH.

我的女兒剛剛進入的時候。

SHE WAS IN SCHOOL IN PARIS.

她在巴黎上學

AND THAT'S BEEN AN ADJUSTMENT BECAUSE NOW SHE IS OFFICIALLY

這已經是一個調整 因為現在她是正式的。

FAR MORE SOPHISTICATED THAN ME.

比我更有學問。

SHE LIVES IN PARIS, YOU KNOW.

她住在巴黎，你知道的。

SO YOU KNOW, WHAT AND HOW IS IT HAVING HER BACK?

所以你知道，它是什麼和如何讓她回來？

>> IT'S, YOU KNOW, SHE'S LIKE A GROWN UP NOW, SHE HAS LIVED ON

>> 它的，你知道，她就像一個長大了，她已經生活在。

HER OWN FOR LIKE 90 DAYS SO SHE GETS THE BIG ROOM NOW AND I GOT

她自己的90天，所以她現在得到了大房間，而我得到了。

TO SLEEP IN A LITTLE ROOM AND PRETTY MUCH HOW IT HAS BEEN

睡在一個小房間裡，並漂亮地如何它已經。

GOING.

去。

YOU WILL BE THERE SOME DAY.

總有一天你會在那裡。

>> James: I KNOW, I DREAD IT.

>> 詹姆斯。我知道，我夢想著它。

I DREAD IT.

我夢想著它。

THE LEVEL OF NOSTALGIA I ALREADY FEEL FOR MY CHILDREN AND THEY

我對我的孩子和他們的鼻咽癌的感覺程度。

ARE TINY.

是微小的。

MY DAUGHTER IS SIX.

我的女兒是六歲。

AND I FINE MYSELF SAYING TO MY WIFE, I SEND MY WIFE PICTURES OF

我很高興對我的妻子說，我給我的妻子發送圖片的

OUR DAUGHTER THAT SHE WAS THERE WHEN THEY WERE TAKEN A YEAR AGO

我們的女兒，她是在那裡 當他們被帶走了一年前。

AND SHE IS LIKE I'VE GOT IT.

而她就像我已經得到了它。

CALM DOWN.

冷靜下來。

CALM DOWN.

冷靜下來。

>> WAIT, WAIT TEN YEARS FROM NOW WHEN YOU ARE THREE WIVES IN,

>> 等一下，等十年後你有三個老婆的時候。

THEN IT WILL BE REALLY SOMETHING.

然後，它將是真正的東西。

>> James: I WON'T KNOW WHICH WIFE TO SEND WHICH KID TO, IT

>> 詹姆斯。我不知道該把哪個孩子送到哪個妻子那裡去，它

WILL BE A NIGHTMARE.

將是一個噩夢。

>> OH MAN, YOU GET ALL MICKED UP.

>> 哦，夥計，你得到所有的MICKED起來。

ONE WIFE, HA HA HA HA.

一個老婆，哈哈哈哈哈哈。

>> James: NOW I DO THINK THOUGH WHEREVER YOU ARE SPENDING

>> 詹姆斯現在，我想你在哪裡花了

THANKSGIVING A BIG TOPIC OF THAT THANKSGIVING DINNER IS GOING TO

感恩節晚餐的一大主題是

BE THE FACT THAT YOU, SIR, ARE ONE OF "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE'S

先生，你是《人物》雜誌的一員，這是事實。

OFFICIALLY SEXIEST MEN ALIVE.

官方公佈的最性感的男人活著。

NOW I KNOW, I KNOW THAT YOU CAMPAIGNED VERY HARD FOR THIS

現在我知道了，我知道你為這個做了很努力的宣傳。

HOW DOES IT FEEL.

它是如何感覺。

>> I CAMPAIGNED, I LOVE HOW THEY BREAK IT OFF INTO LIKE SECTIONS.

>> 我做了宣傳，我喜歡他們把它抽成幾個部分的方式。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> LIKE-- THE ACTUAL SEXIEST MAN ALIVE IN THE MEN'S SECTION, I'M

LIKE SEXIEST COMEDIAN WITH VENEERS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

像最性感的喜劇演員與VENEERS， 你知道我的意思。

THAT'S MY CATEGORY.

這是我的類別。

I BEAT OUT TRACEY MORGAN AND CAT WILLIAMS.

我擊敗了特蕾西・摩根和貓・威廉姆斯。

SO.

所以。

>> James: I REMEMBER WHEN OUR SHOW FIRST LAUNCHED LIKE YOU

>> 詹姆斯。我記得當我們的節目第一次啟動 像你一樣，

KNOW, WE'RE TRYING TO GET ANYBODY REMOTELY ANYONE TO BE

知道嗎，我們正試圖讓任何人遠程任何人都成為

INTERESTED IN THE PLAY, AND "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE CAME TO ME AND

對這部劇感興趣，《人民》雜誌來找我了，而且

SAID WILL YOU L YOU WRITE A PIECE FOR OUR SEXIEST MAN ISSUE

我說你能不能給我們的《最性感的男人》雜誌寫一篇文章？

THAT BASICALLY SAYS WHAT YOU DO IF YOU WERE EVER NAMED SEX YS

基本上說，如果你被命名為 "性 "YS，你會怎麼做？

MAN ALIVE AND AT THE TIME I WAS LIKE, AT THE TIME I WAS LIKE

人活著，在我喜歡的時候，在我喜歡的時候，

YEAH, THAT'S FUN AND NOW I LOOK BACK AT IT RETROSPECTIVELY AND

是的，這很有趣，現在我回過頭來看看它。

IT FEELS INCREDIBLY RUDE.

感覺無比的粗魯。

NOW YOU'RE IN NEW JERSEY, OBVIOUSLY THE ELECTION JUST

現在你在新澤西州，很明顯選舉剛剛開始。

HAPPENED.

發生了。

IT HAS BEEN QUITE A FEW WEEKS.

已經有好幾個星期了。

WHAT WAS THE CELEBRATION LIKE IN NEW JERSEY?

新澤西州的慶祝活動是怎樣的？

>> YOU KNOW, I LIVE AROUND A LOT OF TRUMP PEOPLE SO IT WAS A LOT

>> 你知道，我住在很多特朗普的人周圍，所以它是一個很大的。

OF TEARS DOWN THE DRIEFTWAY.

淚水順著河道流下。

BUT ME, I, YOU KNOW, I IT WAS LIKE THE END OF CASTAWAY, YOU

但我，我，你知道，我... ...它就像卡斯塔維的結局，你。

KNOW, THE BOAT COMES UP TO TOM HANKS.

知道嗎，船到了湯姆-漢克斯的身邊。

HE DOESN'T JUMP FOR JOY, HE JUST WANTS TO HUG HELEN HUNT, THAT'S

他不高興了，他只想擁抱海倫-亨特，這就是...

ALL HE WANTS.

所有他想要的。

CAN I JUST GET A HUG FROM HELEN HUNT AND DELIVER MY LAST

我可以得到海倫-亨特的擁抱，並送上我最後的禮物嗎？

PACKAGE?

包裝？

THAT'S IT.

這就是它。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> AND THEN FIGURE OUT WHAT LIFE IS AFTER THIS.

>> 然後想辦法解決這之後的生活。

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

你是絕對正確的。

>> FIGURE OUT WHAT LIFE IS, IT'S LIKE HEY, MAN, YOU JUST GOT-- WE

>>找出什麼是生活，這就像嘿，夥計，你只是得到了 - 我們 -

WILL LOOK BACK ON IT, IT HAS BEEN THE WEIRDEST TIME I CAN

將回顧它，它是最奇怪的時間，我可以。

EVER BEGIN TO IMAGINE.

永遠開始想象。

NOW CHRIS I REALLY WANT IT TALK TO YOU ABOUT IN I'M REALLY

* Now CHRIS I REALLY IT TALKING TO YOU IN I'M REALLY * 我真的很想跟你談談。

FASCINATED ABOUT THIS, I HOPE ARE YOU ALREADY TALKING ABOUT.

我對這個很著迷，我希望你是在說什麼。

YOU RECENTLY WENT AND TOOK AYAHUASCA FOR THE FIRST TIME

你最近第一次去了阿亞華斯卡，並做了一次旅行

WHICH I'M KIND OF FASCINATED BY AND INTRIGUED BY.

我有點著迷了，也很感興趣。

TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT IT, WHAT WAS IT LIKE?

告訴我關於它的一切，它是什麼樣子的？

>> I MEAN OKAY, SO I HAVE BEEN IN A CRAZY YEAR OF LIKE NOTHING

>> 我的意思是好的，所以我已經在一個瘋狂的一年 像什麼都沒有。

BUT INTENSIVE, INTENSIVE THERAPY , SIX SLINKS A WEEK AND

但密集的，密集的治療，每週六次下滑和

ALL THIS NONSENSE, RIGHT, THAT ACTUALLY HELPED ME OUT.

所有這些廢話，正確的，實際上是幫助我了。

AND AA HUGHES KA IS, YOU NO HE, IT CLEARS YOUR MIND.

和AA HUGHES KA是，你沒有他，它清除你的頭腦。

YOU TURN ALL YOUR CHILDHOOD TRAUMA.

你把所有的童年悲劇。

SO I WOULD RECOMMEND IT, BUT YOU SHOULD BE DOING THERAPY BEFORE

所以，我推薦它，但你應該在做治療之前。

YOU DO IT.

你做的。

LIKE ALL YOUR DEMONS ARE GOING TO COME UP.

就像你所有的惡魔都會出現一樣。

YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH DEAD PEOPLE.

你要和死人對話。

YOU'RE GOING TO, YOU KNOW, YOUR OLD CHAMPIONSHIPS, THINGS ARE

你要去，你知道，你的老冠軍，事情是。

GOING TO BE CLEAR, YOU'RE GOING TO BE LAUGHING, YOU'RE GOING TO

清楚，你要笑，你要笑，你要笑

BE CRYING, YOU'RE GOING TO BE VOMITING, PUKING, CRAPPING T IS

哭吧，你將會是嘔吐的，嘔吐的，拍打的。

GOING TO BE-- SWEATING AND IT'S ALL GOING TO BE AMAZING.

將是... ... 汗水，這一切都將是驚人的。

LIKE IF YOU DO IT, YOU WILL GO FROM 12:30 TO 11:30, I PREDICT

就像如果你這樣做，你會去從12:30到11:30，我預測。

THAT.

那。

>> THEN I'M NEVER DOING IT, NO CHANCE, NO WAY.

>> 那我就不做了，沒機會，沒辦法。

BUT YOU GO AND YOU DRINK THE TEA, RIGHT, IT'S LIKE A DRINK.

但你去喝茶，對，就像喝酒一樣。

>> YOU HAVE A SHAMAN, HE DOES THIS WHOLE CEREMONY, RIGHT, THE

>> 你有一個巫師，他做了這整個儀式，對吧？

WHOLE KIND OF SPIRITUAL RELIGIOUS CEREMONY, WITH ME AND

整個精神宗教儀式，與我和... ...

FRIENDS.

FRIENDS。

AND YOU KNOW, THEN YOU DRINK THE TEA, AND YOU ALL DRINK IT AT THE

你知道，然後你喝了茶，你們都喝了茶，在這。

SAME TIME AND YOU RECITE THESE WORDS, SPIRITUAL WORDS, CHANTS.

同一時間，你背誦這些話，精神的話語，讚美。

AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THE GODS START SHOWK UP.

在你意識到之前，上帝開始出現了。

AND-- .

還有...

>> James: I AM KIND OF INTO IT, I AM.

>> 詹姆斯。我有點喜歡它，我是。

>> LET'S DO IT, I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I WILL CALL YOU NEXT

>> 讓我們做吧，我還會再做一次，下一次我會給你打電話的。

TIME.

時間。

>> James: YOU DID IT ON THIS COAST.

>> 詹姆斯。你在這個海岸做的。

>> I DID IT IN MALIBU.

>> 我在馬利布做了。

>> James: I AM INTRIGUED.

>> 詹姆斯。我很好奇。

DO YOU THINK IT HELPED YOU AS A PERFORMER?

你認為這對你的表演有幫助嗎？

>> I MEAN I GUESS, YOU KNOW, I HOSTED SNL AFTERWARDS.

>> 我的意思是，我想，你知道，我主持SNL的後遺症。

THAT WENT WELL.

那很順利。

I WROTE A SCRIPT IN LIKE SEVEN DAYS, AFTER DOING AYAHUASCA, SO

我寫了一篇文章，在做完AYAHUASCA後的七天內，所以。

YEAH, IT HAS KIND OF HELPED ME OUT.

是的，它有點幫助我了。

I'M CLEAR, MY MIND IS CLEAR, JAMES.

我很清楚，我的頭腦是清晰的，詹姆斯。

>> James: LET'S TALK ABOUT FARGO BECAUSE WE HAVE TO

>> 詹姆斯。讓我們來談談法戈，因為我們必須要談。

CONGRATULATE YOU.

祝賀你。

I'VE LOVED EVERY SEASON AND EVERY TIME A NEW ONE COMES

我喜歡每一季，每一次新的一季都會出現

ALONG, I SORT OF WHITE-KNUCKLE IT WHEN THE CREDITS ROLL LIKE

我也是，我有點白手起家的感覺，當貸款滾滾而來的時候，我就會像

OH, YOU LET ME DOWN ON THESE ONE, AND YOUR SEASON I THINK IS

哦，你讓我在這一個，和你的季節，我想是。

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.

絕對的精彩。

FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T CAUGHT IT YET, TELL THEM WHAT IT IS ABOUT

如果有人還沒有發現，請告訴他們這是怎麼回事。

AND WHO I PLAY.

以及我扮演的角色。

>> I PLAY A GUY NAMED LOY-- AND I'M A BLACK, THAT IS HOW THEY

>> 我扮演一個叫洛伊的傢伙 -- 我是一個黑人，這就是他們的方式。

CAST ME, I'M ALWAYS BLACK.

讓我演，我永遠是黑人。

ANYWAY, I PLAY A GANGSTER IN THE 50S.

總之，我在50年代扮演一個歹徒。

I PLAY A GANGSTER SLASH BANKER/BUSINESSMAN SO A BLACK

我扮演的是一個黑幫殺手 搶劫銀行家/商人，所以是一個黑人。

MAN THAT IS HAMPERED BY THE LAWS OF THAT DAY BUT VERY BRILLIANT

被當時的法律所束縛的男人，但卻非常的英勇。

AND UNDER ANY OTHER SIRKS YOU CAN BE A TITAN OF IT INDUSTRY

而在其他的SIRKS下，你可以成為一個行業的TITAN。

BUT HE HAS TO KIND OF BE A GANGSTER TO GET WHAT HE WANTS.

但他必須成為一個強盜才能得到他想要的東西。

AND IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON, I'M THE HEAD OF THE

而在本賽季的開始，我是頭的季節，

BLACK CRIME FAMILY AND THERE IS AN ITALIAN CRIME FAMILY.

黑人犯罪家族和意大利犯罪家族。

AND WE RAISE OUR CHILDREN TO KEEP THE PEACE, WE RAISE EACH

我們養育我們的孩子來維持和平，我們養育每一個人。

OTHER'S CHILD TO KEEP THE PEACE.

其他的孩子，以保持和平。

AND THAT LEADS TO A LOT OF COMPLICATIONS.

這就導致了很多複雜的問題。

>> WELL, IT HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT SO FAR.

>> 到目前為止，它已經絕對精彩了。

WE HAVE BEEN

我們已經

DOING A THING ON THE SHOW CALLED A "LATE, LATE SHOW" AND TELL

做一件事的節目稱為 "遲到，遲到的節目"，並告訴。

WHERE WE ASK OUR GUESTS TO SHARE SOMETHING FROM THEIR HOME THAT

在這裡，我們請客人分享自己家裡的一些事情，讓他們知道

WE MAY OTHERWISE NEVER GET TO SEE.

否則我們可能永遠也見不到了。

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH US?

你有什麼想和我們分享的嗎？

>> A FRIEND OF MINE NEIL BRENNAN.

>> 我的一個朋友尼爾-布倫南。

>> YEAH, LOVE NEIL BRENNANING.

>> 是啊，愛尼爾・布倫寧。

>> GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, SENT ME A PIECE OF ART LAST WEEK BY THIS

>> 我的好朋友，上週給我寄來了一件藝術作品。

NEW GREAT ARTIST.

新的偉大的藝術家。

AND I WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS PIECE OF ART.

我想讓你看看這幅作品。

DO YOU SEE THE ART.

你看到藝術了嗎？

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> NOW IT IS BEAUTIFUL, RIGHT.

>> 現在它是美麗的，對。

BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL.

美麗，美麗，美麗，美麗。

I HANG IT UP.

並把它掛起來。

AND THE ARTIST'S NAME IS RACHEL DOLEZAL.

而藝術家的名字是RACHEL DOLEZAL。

HALF (LAUGHTER)

半場（笑）

WOW.

WOW。

>> I HAVE AN ORIGINAL RACHEL DOLE GLOL-- DOLEZAL IN MY

>> 我有一個原始的RACHEL DOLE GLOL -- DOLEZAL在我的。

HALLWAY, YEAH.

HALLWAY，YEAH。

>> James: ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL.

>> 詹姆斯。絕對感性。