LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

讓我們向JON BATISTE問好。

HELLO, JON ♪ PLEASE, SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE ♪

你好，喬恩 請，放棄你的驕傲

>> Stephen: AND SWALLOW THOSE BISCUITS TOO.

>> 斯蒂芬：也把這些雙胞胎吞下去。

HAVE YOU GOTTEN THE BISCUITS?

你已經得到了雙子座？

HAVE YOUR MOM AND DAD GOT THE BISCUITS IN LOSE?

你的媽媽和爸爸得到了BISCUITS的損失？

>> Jon: WE GOT THE BISCUITS!

>> 喬恩，我們拿到BISCUITS了！我們得到了BISCUITS！

OH, MY GOODNESS!

哦，我的天啊！

I GOT MY SHM TODAY, AND I'M BAKING A LOT OF STUFF, BUT THE

我今天得到了我的SHM，我烘烤了很多東西，但我的。

BISCUIT IS KING.

BISCUIT是國王。

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY DO.

>> 斯蒂芬：我不知道他們做什麼。

THEY USE SOME OF THAT SOUTHERN WITCHCRAFT IN THERE.

他們使用一些南方的巫術在那裡。

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

我不知道這是什麼。

IT'S THE SALT WATER.

是鹽水的問題

I HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

我希望你有一個快樂的感恩節。

PLEASE GIVE MY LOVE TO YOUR PARENTS.

PLEASE GIVE MY LOVE TO YOUR PARENTS.

>> Jon: YES, INDEED, MUCH LOVE.

>> 喬恩。是的，是的，非常愛。

THEY LOVED YOUR OBAMA INTERVIEW, SO MUCH MUTUAL RESPECT.

他們喜歡你對奧巴馬的採訪，所以相互尊重。

>> Stephen: TELL THEM TO CHECK OUT MONDAY.

>> Stephen:告訴他們週一去看看。

WE HAVE ANOTHER 35-40 MINUTES ON MONDAY.

我們週一還有35-40分鐘的時間。

>> Jon: FOR SURE.

>> 喬恩。當然。

>> Stephen: HAPPY THANKSGIVING, STAY SAFE.

>> Stephen:感恩節快樂，注意安全。

>> Jon: YOU, TOO, HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVIE AND THE

>> 喬恩：你，也是，感恩節快樂EVIE和the

WHOLE FAMILY.

整個家庭。

>> Stephen: JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

>> Stephen:JON BATISTE，每個人。

FOLKS, THE PRESIDENT MAY FINALLY BE ALLOWING THE PEACEFUL

諸位，主席終於允許和平地

TRANSITION OF POWER, BUT HE'S ALSO VOWED TO WIN HIS LEGAL

權力的過渡，但他也發誓要贏得他的法律。

BATTLE TO OVERTURN THE ELECTION.

顛覆選舉的戰鬥。

UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF THAT LEGAL

不幸的是，負責該法律事務的人

FIGHT IS RUDY GIUILANI.

拳賽是魯迪-吉奧拉尼。

AND THIS HAS NOT EXACTLY BEEN RUDY'S MONTH.

而這並不完全是RUDY的月份。

FIRST, HE GOT CAUGHT IN THE "BORAT" SEQUEL DEMANDING ALL

首先，他在 "BORAT "續集中被抓了，要求所有的人...

RISE IN THE COURTROOM OF HIS PANTS.

在他的褲襠裡升起。

THEN HE HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE AT A LANDSCAPING COMPANY NEXT TO

然後，他在旁邊的一家園林公司召開了新聞發佈會。

A PORN SHOP, FOLLOWED BY A LESS-THAN-STELLAR PERFORMANCE IN

一家色情商店，然後是在一個不怎麼好的表演中的表演

COURT, WHERE, WHILE READING FROM THE COMPLAINT HE WAS FILING,

法庭上，在那裡，當讀到他提交的訴狀時，

GIULIANI STOPPED TO SAY, "I'M NOT QUITE SURE I KNOW WHAT

GIULIANI停了下來說："我不太確定，也不知道該怎麼做。

"OPACITY" MEANS.

"OPACITY "是指：

IT PROBABLY MEANS YOU CAN SEE, RIGHT?"

這大概意味著你能看到，對吧？"

TO WHICH THE JUDGE SAID, "IT MEANS YOU CAN'T."

法官說："這意味著你不能。"

TO WHICH RUDY REPLIED, "BIG WORDS, YOUR HONOR."

魯迪回答說，"大話，你的榮譽。"

OKAY, THEN I'LL USE SMALL ONES: WOW...

好吧，那我就用小的，哇...

YOU...

你...

SUCK...

他媽的...

AT...

AT...

LAW...

羅...

STUFF.

東西。

THEN, OF COURSE, THERE WAS HIS UNHINGED PRESS CONFERENCE LAST

然後，當然，有他 毫不猶豫的新聞發佈會最後

WEEK, WHERE GIULIANI CITED "MY COUSIN VINNY" TO EXPLAIN THE

周，其中GIULIANI引用了 "我的親戚VINNY"解釋

PRESIDENT'S LEGAL CHALLENGE, AND SPOUTED CONSPIRACY THEORIES

主席的法律挑戰，並提出了陰謀論。

ABOUT U.S. VOTES BEING "COUNTED IN EUROPE BY A COMPANY OWNED BY

關於美國的選票被 "歐洲的一家公司計算 "的問題。

VENEZUELA'S SOCIALIST LEADERS," AND HOW BALLOTS COULD BE CAST BY

委內瑞拉的社會主義領導人"，以及如何通過選票進行投票。

'A DEAD PERSON' OR 'MICKEY MOUSE.'"

"一個死去的人或'米老鼠'。"

AND IF THAT WASN'T EMBARRASSING ENOUGH, HE DELIVERED THAT PRESS

如果這還不夠的話，他就把那份新聞稿送來了。

CONFERENCE WITH STREAMS OF HAIR DYE DRIPPING DOWN HIS FACE.

會議上，有一縷縷的髮絲從他的臉上垂下。

SO THE ONLY EVIDENCE THAT RUDY HAS UNCOVERED IS THAT HE'S NOT A

所以RUDY唯一能證明的就是他不是一個人。

NATURAL BRUNETTE.

自然的布倫特。

AND AFTER ALL THAT, IT'S BEING REPORTED THAT THE PRESIDENT NOW

在這一切之後，據報道，總統現在...

BELIEVES THAT RUDY AND HIS TEAM ARE "FOOLS THAT ARE MAKING HIM

相信RUDY和他的團隊是 "愚弄他的傻瓜"。

LOOK BAD."

看起來很糟糕。"

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

這是不正確的。

THEY ARE FOOLS WHO, BY COMPARISON, ARE MAKING HIM LOOK

他們是傻瓜，通過比較，讓他看起來。

PRETTY GOOD.

很好。

SO NOW THE PRESIDENT'S LAWYER IS IN THE MIDST OF A LEGAL FIGHT HE

所以現在總統的律師正處於一場官司中，他... ...

CAN'T WIN ON BEHALF OF A CLIENT WHO NO LONGER TRUSTS HIM.

不能在一個不再信任他的客戶身上取勝。

HERE TO TELL US WHAT THIS ALL MEANS IS THE PRESIDENT'S

在這裡告訴我們這一切意味著什麼是總統的。

PERSONAL LAWYER HIMSELF, RUDY GIULIANI.

個人律師本人，魯迪-朱利亞尼。

MR. MAYOR?

先生。市長？

MR. MAYOR?

先生。市長？

THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME, NOW, THERE'S A LOT TO TALK

謝謝你和我一起，現在，有很多事情要談。

ABOUT, SIR.

關於，先生。

>> HOLD ON!

>> 堅持住！

STOP!

停下來！

BEFORE WE START THE INTERVIEW, I HAVE TO ASK: ARE YOU A BORAT?

在我們開始採訪之前，我必須要問：你是個討厭鬼嗎？

BECAUSE, LEGALLY, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOU'RE A BORAT!

因為在法律上，你必須告訴我你是不是個臭蟲！

>> Stephen: NO, MR. MAYOR, I AM NOT A BORAT.

>> Stephen:不，先生。市長，我不是一個臭蟲。

>> GOOD.

>> 好的。

LET ME TURN ON THE MICROPHONE I'VE HIDDEN IN MY PANTS.

讓我打開我藏在褲子裡的手機。

HELLO?

你好？

HELLO?

你好？

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

你能聽到我嗎？

>> Stephen: YES, I CAN HEAR YOU.

>> 史蒂芬：是的，我可以聽到你。

>> GOOD, THEN MY CROTCH IS WORKING.

>> 很好，那我的胯部就能工作了。

>> Stephen: LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT, SIR: HAVE YOU LOST THE

>> Stephen:讓我們直奔主題吧，先生，你是否已經迷失了方向？

PRESIDENT'S TRUST BY SPOUTING SO MANY UNFOUNDED CONSPIRACY

主席的信任，因為他說了很多莫須有的陰謀。

THEORIES?

理論？

>> I HAVEN'T LOST HIS TRUST!

>> 我沒有失去他的信任！

IT WAS STOLEN!

EN被偷了！

JUST LIKE ALL THE VOTES THAT WERE STOLEN BY THE SOCIALISTS AT

就像所有被社會主義者偷走的選票一樣。

EURO-DISNEY!

歐洲迪斯尼！

AND IT'S NOT JUST MICKEY MOUSE!

不僅僅是米老鼠!

I HAVE A SIGNED AFFIDAVIT SWEARING THAT THERE WAS A SINGLE

我有一份簽名的宣誓書，發誓有一個單一的。

DALMATIAN WHO VOTED 101 TIMES!

DALMATIAN誰投了101次票！

>> Stephen: BUT, SIR, SIR, ALL YOUR CLAIMS ABOUT VOTER FRAUD

>> Stephen:但是，先生，先生，你所有關於選民欺詐的說法

HAVE BEEN DEBUNKED.

已經被解封了。

>> I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT "DEBUNK" MEANS.

>> 我不太清楚 "DEBUNK "是什麼意思。

IT PROBABLY MEANS IT'S "NOT" BUNK, RIGHT?

這可能意味著它 "不是 "鋪蓋，對不對？

>> Stephen: NO.

>> Stephen:號碼：

IT MEANS THEY ARE BUNK.

這意味著他們是BUNK。

>> BIG WORDS, STEPHEN!

>> 大言不慚，斯蒂芬！

NO LAWYER CAN UNDERSTAND THIS STUFF, NOT EVEN MY BRILLIANT

沒有一個律師能理解這些東西，即使是我的好朋友也不行

LEGAL PARTNER, ROBERT MONDAVI, ESQUIRE.

律師事務所合夥人 羅伯特-蒙達維律師事務所

THANK YOU, COUNSEL.

謝謝你，律師。

>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF YOUR LEGAL PARTNERS, YOU EVEN FIRED

>> 史蒂芬: 說到你的法律夥伴，你甚至開除了。

ONE OF THE ATTORNEYS FROM LAST WEEK'S PRESS CONFERENCE, SIDNEY

上週新聞發佈會的律師之一，西德尼。

POWELL.

POWELL：

IS THERE ANYONE LEFT WHO IS HELPING YOU DEFEND THE

還有沒有人幫你保衛國家？

PRESIDENT?

主席？

>> OF COURSE.

>> 當然。

WE'VE ALREADY REPLACED SIDNEY POWELL WITH AN EVEN BETTER

我們已經用一個更好的人取代了西德尼-波維爾

LAWYER: A YOUNG WOMAN NAMED ELLE WOODS WHO WENT TO HARVARD

律師：一個名叫ELLE WOODS的年輕女性，她曾在哈弗大學學習過。

LAW TO IMPRESS HER EX-BOYFRIEND.

逼迫她的前男友。

>> Stephen: MR. MAYOR, I'M PRETTY SURE ELLE WOODS

>> Stephen:先生。市長，我敢肯定，艾麗-伍茲。

IS REESE WITHERSPOON'S CHARACTER FROM "LEGALLY BLONDE."

是REESE WITHERSPOON的角色 從 "合法的金髮"。

YOU ALSO TALKED ABOUT "MY COUSIN VINNY."

你還談到了 "我的表弟VINNY"。

ARE ALL YOUR LEGAL IDEAS JUST STOLEN FROM MOVIES?

你所有的法律理念都是從電影中偷來的嗎？

>> STEPHEN, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

>> 史蒂芬，你不能處理真相！

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE RIGGED VOTING MACHINES USED IN THIS

你知道嗎？

ELECTION WERE ACTUALLY ROBOTS SENT HERE FROM THE FUTURE?

選舉是否真的是機器人從未來送來的？

IT'S ALL HERE IN MY LEGAL FILING: "T2: JUDGEMENT DAY."

都在我的法律文件裡了 "T2審判日"

SKYNET IS ON HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP!

天網在獵人比登的電腦上！

HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!

HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!

YOU KNOW WHO SAID THAT?

你知道是誰說的嗎？

HUGO CHAVEZ!

HUGO CHAVEZ!

>> Stephen: MR. MAYOR, YOUR LEGAL ARGUMENTS CLEARLY AREN'T

>> Stephen:先生。市長，你的法律論點顯然不是。

WORKING.

工作。

SO AREN'T THESE CONTINUED CLAIMS OF ELECTION FRAUD JUST WEAKENING

那麼，這些持續不斷的選舉舞弊指控不是在削弱嗎？

FAITH IN OUR DEMOCRACY?

對我們的民主制度有信心嗎？

>> SORRY, STEPHEN.

>> 對不起，STEPHEN。

I COULDN'T HEAR YOU.

我聽不到你的聲音。

I WAS HAVING MY FIRST DRINK OF THE DAY.

我正在喝我今天的第一杯酒。

>> Stephen: SIR, THAT I >> Stephen: SIR, THAT IS

>> 斯蒂芬：先生，那我 >> 斯蒂芬：先生，那是什麼？

CLEARLY NOT YOUR FIRST DRINK.

顯然不是你的第一杯酒。

>> WELL, IF YOU'RE DISPUTING THE RESULTS, I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

>> 如果你對結果有異議，我要求賠償！

ONE.

一：

TWO.

二：

THIS STATE IS GOING RED!

這個州要紅了！

>> Stephen: MR. GIULIANI, YOU WERE ONCE A RESPECTED FIGURE IN

>> 史蒂芬: 先生。GIULIANI,你曾經是一個受人尊敬的人物...

MORE THAN POLITICS AND LAW.

不止是政治和法律。

AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT SACRIFICING YOUR REPUTATION FOR

你不擔心犧牲你的聲譽嗎？

A PRESIDENT WHO NOW SAYS YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL?

一個總統現在說你像個傻瓜？

>> A FOOL!

>> 傻瓜！

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FOOL I'M COOL, CALM, AND COHERENT.

難道這看起來像一個傻瓜，我很冷靜，平靜，和和諧。

I'M AMERICA'S MAYOR, BABY!

我是美國的老人，寶貝！

>> Stephen: SIR, DO YOU HAVE HAIR DYE ON YOUR FACE AGAIN?

>> 先生，你臉上又有染髮劑了嗎？

>> LIES!

>> 謊言！

I DON'T USE HAIR DYE.

我不使用染髮劑。

WHEN I HIT CAPACITY, MY BODY EXCRETES MERLOT.

當我按下CAPACITY鍵時，我的身體就會發出MERLOT的聲音。

IT'S NOT EMBARRASSING.

這不是令人尷尬的。

IT'S CONVENIENT!

它的方便！

HERE NOW.

現在在這裡。

I'M GETTING NOTES OF LEATHER AND BLACKBERRY.

我得到了皮革和藍莓的筆記。

>> Stephen: ISN'T THIS EXACTLY THE KIND OF BEHAVIOR THAT HAS

>> 斯蒂芬：這不正是那種讓人心煩意亂的行為嗎？

MADE THE PRESIDENT DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM YOU?

讓總統與你保持距離？

>> THE PRESIDENT HASN'T DISTANCED HIMSELF.

>> 主席還沒有離開自己。

HE'S BEING DRAGGED AWAY FROM ME INTO THE ETHEREAL REALM BY THE

他從我身邊被拖到了塵世間... ...

GHOSTS OF DEAD VOTERS FROM PENNSYLVANIA.

賓夕法尼亞州死亡選民的幽靈。

I'M COMING, MR. PRESIDENT!

我來了，先生主席！

>> Stephen: RUDY GIULIANI, EVERYBODY!

>> Stephen:RUDY GIULIANI, EVERYBODY!