Name: 魯迪-朱利安尼發誓要代表總統繼續他的法律失敗。 (Rudy Giuliani Vows To Continue His Legal Failures On Behalf Of The President)
Uploaded: 2020-11-29T18:11:31.000Z
Duration: 7 min 34 s

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK!

>> Stephen:嘿，大家好，歡迎回來!

HELLO, JON ♪ PLEASE, SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE ♪

>> Stephen: AND SWALLOW THOSE BISCUITS TOO.

>> 斯蒂芬：也把這些雙胞胎吞下去。

HAVE YOUR MOM AND DAD GOT THE BISCUITS IN LOSE?

你的媽媽和爸爸得到了BISCUITS的損失？

>> 喬恩，我們拿到BISCUITS了！我們得到了BISCUITS！

I GOT MY SHM TODAY, AND I'M BAKING A LOT OF STUFF, BUT THE

我今天得到了我的SHM，我烘烤了很多東西，但我的。

>> 斯蒂芬：我不知道他們做什麼。

THEY USE SOME OF THAT SOUTHERN WITCHCRAFT IN THERE.

他們使用一些南方的巫術在那裡。

我希望你有一個快樂的感恩節。

>> 喬恩。是的，是的，非常愛。

THEY LOVED YOUR OBAMA INTERVIEW, SO MUCH MUTUAL RESPECT.

他們喜歡你對奧巴馬的採訪，所以相互尊重。

>> Stephen: TELL THEM TO CHECK OUT MONDAY.

>> Stephen:告訴他們週一去看看。

我們週一還有35-40分鐘的時間。

>> Stephen: HAPPY THANKSGIVING, STAY SAFE.

>> Stephen:感恩節快樂，注意安全。

>> Jon: YOU, TOO, HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVIE AND THE

>> 喬恩：你，也是，感恩節快樂EVIE和the

FOLKS, THE PRESIDENT MAY FINALLY BE ALLOWING THE PEACEFUL

TRANSITION OF POWER, BUT HE'S ALSO VOWED TO WIN HIS LEGAL

權力的過渡，但他也發誓要贏得他的法律。

UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF THAT LEGAL

不幸的是，負責該法律事務的人

AND THIS HAS NOT EXACTLY BEEN RUDY'S MONTH.

FIRST, HE GOT CAUGHT IN THE "BORAT" SEQUEL DEMANDING ALL

首先，他在 "BORAT "續集中被抓了，要求所有的人...

THEN HE HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE AT A LANDSCAPING COMPANY NEXT TO

然後，他在旁邊的一家園林公司召開了新聞發佈會。

A PORN SHOP, FOLLOWED BY A LESS-THAN-STELLAR PERFORMANCE IN

一家色情商店，然後是在一個不怎麼好的表演中的表演

COURT, WHERE, WHILE READING FROM THE COMPLAINT HE WAS FILING,

法庭上，在那裡，當讀到他提交的訴狀時，

GIULIANI STOPPED TO SAY, "I'M NOT QUITE SURE I KNOW WHAT

GIULIANI停了下來說："我不太確定，也不知道該怎麼做。

這大概意味著你能看到，對吧？"

TO WHICH THE JUDGE SAID, "IT MEANS YOU CAN'T."

TO WHICH RUDY REPLIED, "BIG WORDS, YOUR HONOR."

魯迪回答說，"大話，你的榮譽。"

THEN, OF COURSE, THERE WAS HIS UNHINGED PRESS CONFERENCE LAST

然後，當然，有他 毫不猶豫的新聞發佈會最後

WEEK, WHERE GIULIANI CITED "MY COUSIN VINNY" TO EXPLAIN THE

周，其中GIULIANI引用了 "我的親戚VINNY"解釋

PRESIDENT'S LEGAL CHALLENGE, AND SPOUTED CONSPIRACY THEORIES

主席的法律挑戰，並提出了陰謀論。

ABOUT U.S. VOTES BEING "COUNTED IN EUROPE BY A COMPANY OWNED BY

關於美國的選票被 "歐洲的一家公司計算 "的問題。

VENEZUELA'S SOCIALIST LEADERS," AND HOW BALLOTS COULD BE CAST BY

委內瑞拉的社會主義領導人"，以及如何通過選票進行投票。

AND IF THAT WASN'T EMBARRASSING ENOUGH, HE DELIVERED THAT PRESS

如果這還不夠的話，他就把那份新聞稿送來了。

CONFERENCE WITH STREAMS OF HAIR DYE DRIPPING DOWN HIS FACE.

會議上，有一縷縷的髮絲從他的臉上垂下。

SO THE ONLY EVIDENCE THAT RUDY HAS UNCOVERED IS THAT HE'S NOT A

所以RUDY唯一能證明的就是他不是一個人。

AND AFTER ALL THAT, IT'S BEING REPORTED THAT THE PRESIDENT NOW

在這一切之後，據報道，總統現在...

BELIEVES THAT RUDY AND HIS TEAM ARE "FOOLS THAT ARE MAKING HIM

相信RUDY和他的團隊是 "愚弄他的傻瓜"。

THEY ARE FOOLS WHO, BY COMPARISON, ARE MAKING HIM LOOK

他們是傻瓜，通過比較，讓他看起來。

SO NOW THE PRESIDENT'S LAWYER IS IN THE MIDST OF A LEGAL FIGHT HE

所以現在總統的律師正處於一場官司中，他... ...

CAN'T WIN ON BEHALF OF A CLIENT WHO NO LONGER TRUSTS HIM.

不能在一個不再信任他的客戶身上取勝。

HERE TO TELL US WHAT THIS ALL MEANS IS THE PRESIDENT'S

在這裡告訴我們這一切意味著什麼是總統的。

個人律師本人，魯迪-朱利亞尼。

THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME, NOW, THERE'S A LOT TO TALK

謝謝你和我一起，現在，有很多事情要談。

BEFORE WE START THE INTERVIEW, I HAVE TO ASK: ARE YOU A BORAT?

在我們開始採訪之前，我必須要問：你是個討厭鬼嗎？

BECAUSE, LEGALLY, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOU'RE A BORAT!

因為在法律上，你必須告訴我你是不是個臭蟲！

>> Stephen: NO, MR. MAYOR, I AM NOT A BORAT.

>> Stephen:不，先生。市長，我不是一個臭蟲。

LET ME TURN ON THE MICROPHONE I'VE HIDDEN IN MY PANTS.

讓我打開我藏在褲子裡的手機。

>> 史蒂芬：是的，我可以聽到你。

>> 很好，那我的胯部就能工作了。

>> Stephen: LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT, SIR: HAVE YOU LOST THE

>> Stephen:讓我們直奔主題吧，先生，你是否已經迷失了方向？

PRESIDENT'S TRUST BY SPOUTING SO MANY UNFOUNDED CONSPIRACY

主席的信任，因為他說了很多莫須有的陰謀。

JUST LIKE ALL THE VOTES THAT WERE STOLEN BY THE SOCIALISTS AT

就像所有被社會主義者偷走的選票一樣。

I HAVE A SIGNED AFFIDAVIT SWEARING THAT THERE WAS A SINGLE

我有一份簽名的宣誓書，發誓有一個單一的。

>> Stephen: BUT, SIR, SIR, ALL YOUR CLAIMS ABOUT VOTER FRAUD

>> Stephen:但是，先生，先生，你所有關於選民欺詐的說法

>> I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT "DEBUNK" MEANS.

>> 我不太清楚 "DEBUNK "是什麼意思。

IT PROBABLY MEANS IT'S "NOT" BUNK, RIGHT?

這可能意味著它 "不是 "鋪蓋，對不對？

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