I'm here with Martha Stewart.

我和Martha Stewart在一起

And you were going to show us how to make the perfect Thanksgiving turkey.

而你要告訴我們如何做完美的感恩節火雞。

Well, here are some that are just They're survivors.

好吧，這裡有一些只是 他們是倖存者。

Aren't they beautiful?

他們不漂亮嗎？

Now, you should explain these air.

現在，你應該解釋這些空氣。

Your turkeys, is that right?

你的火雞，是嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

I live on Turkey Hill, and I always have turkeys at the turkey coop on.

我住在火雞山，我總是有火雞在火雞舍上。

They decided they would like to come and make an appearance on Conan eso.

他們決定要來參加《柯南》eso的演出。

Their mother is very proud of them.

他們的母親為他們感到非常驕傲。

Which one is the mother here, Actually?

其實這裡哪一個是母親？

Well, not that.

嗯，不是這樣的。

Not that one.

不是那個

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

All right.

好吧，我知道了

So the boys now, I would think it would be difficult if you raise these turkeys, Don't you become emotionally attached to them, and then it's hard to kill them.

所以現在的男生，我覺得如果你把這些火雞養大了，會很難受，你不要對它們產生感情，然後就很難殺死它們。

And these were pets.

而這些都是寵物。

So these will never be killed or eaten.

所以這些永遠不會被殺死或吃掉。

Never.

從來沒有。

What happened to this guy here?

這傢伙怎麼了？

Well, that came that came from the store that came from Val.

好吧，那是來自瓦爾的商店，來自瓦爾的商店。

Do.

做。

Jeez.

天啊

Oh, ask Andy about that.

哦，問安迪。

It's murder.

這是謀殺。

Do you ever do Ever When these ones are misbehaving?

當這些人行為不端時，你有沒有做過Ever？

Do you show them this one ever?

你給他們看過這個嗎？

Uh uh huh.

呃，呃，呵呵。

Then they come and gobble at me.

然後他們就來對我大吃大喝。

Hello?

喂？

They gobbled.

他們狼吞虎嚥。

They're so cute, aren't they?

他們很可愛，不是嗎？

Yeah, sure.

是的，當然。

They're really cute.

他們真的很可愛。

Yeah, they're kind of gross looking, actually around the chin and looks I mean, they're just disgusting.

是啊，他們是一種毛看，其實周圍的下巴和看起來我的意思是，他們只是噁心。

Um, they're men.

嗯，他們是男人。

They're men, right?

他們是男人，對吧？

Remember that.

記住這一點。

Now he's getting mad at you.

現在他開始對你發火了。

He's so when you say things like that, look at him.

你說這種話的時候，他是這樣的，你看他。

He's so beautiful.

他是如此美麗。

All right, now what do we do here?

好了，現在我們在這裡做什麼？

I wanted to show you because you expressed some interest in the putting the mosaic of sage under the skin of the turkey.

我想給你看，因為你表示對在火雞皮下打上馬賽克的鼠尾草感興趣。

I was told that that just every boys adolescent fantasy, that's what eso You could do it.

我被告知，這只是每個男孩青春期的幻想，這就是eso你可以做到這一點。

You have to loosen the skin with your fingers.

你必須用手指鬆開皮膚。

And we've already loosen your for you so you can insert the sage leaves under the skin.

而且我們已經為你鬆開了你的，所以你可以把鼠尾草葉子插入皮下。

This is so gross.

這真是太噁心了。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Can you make a design revolution in here?

你能在這裡進行一場設計革命嗎？

And when you reach way, way in, under the under the breast skin There.

當你到達的方式，方式在， 在乳房下的皮膚有。

It's so slimy.

它是如此的粘稠。

This is why I go to Denny's.

這就是為什麼我去丹尼的原因。

Alright?

好嗎？

And then you put that there That doesn't you know you have to flatten it out.

然後你把那個放在那裡，你不知道你必須把它壓平。

It takes a while, but you have to slide it under and and then make a wonderful bread stuffing.

要花點時間，但你要把它滑到下面，然後做出美妙的麵包餡。

Do you like old fashioned bread stuffing with cranberries and celery apples?

你喜歡用蔓越莓和芹菜蘋果做的老式麵包餡嗎？

Yeah, well, that's what this is.

是啊，就是這樣的。

This is already and we've even put some nuts in it with macadamia nuts and cashews.

這是已經，我們甚至還在裡面放了一些堅果，有澳洲堅果和腰果。

And so you jam this in here?

所以你把這個塞在這裡？

Yeah.

是啊。

You fill that in, tuck under the next skin.

你把它填上，塞到下一個皮下。

You know, under here and you see cooking is cooking.

你知道，在這裡，你看到烹飪是烹飪。

Is this is Thanksgiving?

這是感恩節嗎？

It's offering.

它的提供。

Thanks, Thio, our Lord, for this wonderful holiday.

感謝我們的主Thio，為這個美好的節日。

Oh, that's what it's about.

哦，這就是它的目的。

I just fixated on the eating part and then forgot, Right?

我只是專注於吃的部分，然後忘記了，對吧？

Right.

好吧，我知道了

Be thankful for anyway.

無論如何要感謝。

Eso doing this?

埃索這樣做？

It's not It's not really so hard, Koning.

其實並不難，科寧。

You could do this.

你可以這樣做。

It's better not to do with the fur jacket on.

穿著皮草外套最好不要做。

So that's why I really wanted you to keep Okay, so you just keep jamming these leaves in here?

所以，這就是為什麼我真的想讓你保持 好吧，所以你只是保持卡住這些葉子在這裡？

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

You make a design?

你做了一個設計？

You?

你呢？

Well, you like that one.

好吧，你喜歡那一個。

If you look at it that the leaves air under the skin just perfectly.

如果你看它的葉子空氣下的皮膚只是完美。

You see that?

你看到了嗎？

I thought those were legions of some kind of That's That's the sage.

我還以為那些是什麼軍團的，那是那是聖人。

I didn't know.

我不知道。

I thought it was a sick turkey.

我還以為是一隻生病的火雞。

No, no.

不，不。

See that aren't they beautiful?

你看，是不是很漂亮？

And then when you slice the turkey, you get this most delicious flavor of the sage leaves.

然後當你切火雞的時候，你就會得到這種最美味的鼠尾草葉的味道。

Oh, look under the skin.

哦，看看皮膚下面。

So let them see this is really gross.

所以，讓他們看到這個真的很噁心。

But how do you get that beautiful color, that golden, brown color way?

但如何才能得到那種美麗的顏色，那種金黃、棕色的顏色方式呢？

Have an article in our current issue?

有本期的文章嗎？

The magazine called Turkey 100 to get a beautiful brown turkey like this hesitates.

被稱為火雞100的雜誌為了得到這樣一隻美麗的棕色火雞猶豫不決。

He's really good, juicy and good crispy.

他真的很好吃，多汁，好脆。

But she said, no.

但她說，沒有。

It is very, very good, but I want to pick out the sage leaves.

它非常非常好，但我想把鼠尾草葉子挑出來。

Don't either.

也不要。

Sage leaves and you baste the turkey.

鼠尾草葉子，你把火雞塗抹上。

You cover it with cheesecloth wallets roasting and based it with a mixture of white wine and a little bit of stock, and you just keep basting.

你用芝士布錢包烤覆蓋它，並基於它與白酒和一點點的股票的混合物，你只是繼續烤。

The secret to this turkey is basting all during the roasting time.

這隻火雞的祕訣就是在烤制過程中全部上漿。

Now there are some people that cook foods for ridiculous amounts of time.

現在有些人煮食物的時間長的離譜。

You know, sometimes people say, Oh, you've got to cook a turkey that's like a good month in the oven.

你知道，有時候人們會說，哦，你得把一隻火雞在爐子裡烤一個月才行。

You gotta have it.

你必須擁有它。

No, no, we do it for about 20 minutes a pound, and it's just succulent, delicious, juicy on.

不，不，我們做了20分鐘左右一斤，它只是多肉，美味，多汁的上。

You guys want some.

你們想要一些。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

They're vegetarians.

他們是素食主義者。

They never eat me.

他們從來不吃我。

He's got this one.

他得到了這一個。

He's getting mad.

他開始生氣了。

What's the matter?

怎麼了？

Hey, baby, take it easy is getting mad.

嘿，寶貝兒，別激動是生氣了。

Anything else we need to know?

還有什麼我們需要知道的嗎？

Here.

給你

I see you got gravy here?

我看你這裡有肉汁？

Yes, and deglazing the pan for your gravy so that you have a gravy that doesn't have any fat.

是的，還有為你的肉汁脫脂的鍋，這樣你的肉汁就不會有任何脂肪。

That's very good to to no eso.

這是非常好的到沒有埃索。

We try to make a real healthy Thanksgiving.

我們嘗試做一個真正健康的感恩節。

Is this healthy?

這樣健康嗎？

Is it really?

真的是這樣嗎？

It's low in fat and everything.

它的脂肪含量低，什麼都好。

That turkey is very low enough.

那隻火雞的價格已經很低了。

They say that, but the skin this thing is a heart attack right there.

他們說，但皮膚這東西是一個心臟發作的權利。

Well, not the way, though.

不過，不是這種方式。

This is pretty dried out and crispy.

這是很乾脆的。

You see, you're not eating a lot.

你看，你吃得不多。

Does it taste fatty to you know?

你知道它的味道很肥嗎？

Now it tastes good and I'm not allowed to have anything.

現在味道不錯，我卻什麼都不能吃。

I have really high cholesterol.

我有很高的膽固醇。

I can't have anything that tastes good anymore.

我不能再吃任何好吃的東西了。

Pretty much it's very sad.

差不多是很悲哀的。

I'm trapped in a spiral of hell that just won't stop.

我被困在地獄的漩渦中無法自拔。

But this is very good, though.

但這是非常好的，雖然。

And do you want some turkey?

你想吃火雞嗎？

Sure.

當然可以

Come here and come on over here.

過來，過來這裡。

Are you a good carver, Andy?

你是個好雕刻師嗎，安迪？

Because I can't do that with these gentlemen.

因為我不能對這些先生們這樣做。

We're gonna take a break when we come back.

我們回來後要休息一下。

Mark Curry is gonna be here.

馬克-庫裡會在這裡。

Squeezes coming up.

擠壓來了。

We'll see you a little bit, thanks to Marcus.

我們會再見面的，謝謝馬庫斯。