Yeah, hello and thank you for joining us in this special program brought to you in part by Vought Industries, the same vote family where the seven call home and we're joined by one of those famous superheroes.

是的，你好，謝謝你加入我們這個特別節目，由Vought Industries為你帶來的一部分，同一個投票家族，七人的家就在那裡，而我們加入的是那些著名的超級英雄之一。

Black newer.

黑色的較新。

Okay, you know, these guys have an Amazon original.

好吧，你知道，這些傢伙有一個亞馬遜的原創。

Siri's, the boys only on prime video.

Siri的，男生只在prime視頻。

These heroes are formidable, but today we will learn just how powerful they truly are in a simulated battle.

這些英雄都是很厲害的，但是今天我們就來了解一下他們在模擬戰中到底有多厲害。

Royal.

皇家。

He's wisdom, boom stick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle.

他是智慧，轟棍，我們的工作就是分析他們的武器、盔甲和技能，找出誰會贏得一場死亡之戰。

A train Queen Maeve.

一列火車女王梅芙。

The deep, translucent Starlight black noir homeland er, Earth's most mighty champions of the Innocent.

深邃透亮的星光黑夜故鄉呃，地球上最強大的無罪者冠軍。

They are the seven.

他們是七人。

It's their job, toe end crime in America and watch over the world, led by this country's righteous savior homeland.

這就是他們的工作，在這個國家的正義救世主祖國的帶領下，趾高氣揚的結束美國的犯罪，並監視世界。

Er, now we already know he's far more powerful than the others, so his participation in today's simulated battle will be a bit different.

呃，現在我們已經知道他的實力遠遠超過了其他人，所以他參加今天的模擬戰會有些不同。

He can survive every known weapon on the planet, and most nukes these days reached 1.5 megatons of TNT.

他可以在地球上所有已知的武器中存活下來，如今大多數核彈都達到了1.5兆噸的TNT。

He can fly faster than an F 16 Fighting Falcon and throw a baseball into orbit.

他能飛得比F16戰隼還快，還能把棒球扔進軌道。

But he doesn't really need to do much when his laser vision can slice up a whole room of villains and seconds.

但他的脈衝光視力能把一屋子的惡棍都切開，秒殺，他其實不需要做太多。

Some might say that's lazy, but I call it efficient.

也許有人會說這是偷懶，但我稱之為高效。

Also, he always makes time for selfies with the fans.

另外，他還總能抽出時間和粉絲們自拍。

That's a really American hero hero for but our friends that bought control over 200 other superheroes so you can bet your dick the rest of the seven are the cream of the club, and you obviously can't put a team like this together without some massive corporate conglomerate making all the decisions.

這是一個真正的美國英雄英雄為，但我們的朋友，買了控制超過200個其他超級英雄，所以你可以打賭你的雞巴其餘的七個是俱樂部的精華，你顯然不能把這樣的團隊放在一起，沒有一些龐大的企業集團做出所有的決定。

I know, right?

我知道，對吧？

I'm kind of jealous.

我有點嫉妒。

They're breaking it in with movies, and have you seen the action figures?

他們是用電影來突破的，你見過那些動作人物嗎？

There's more than one way they're making a killing, if you know what I mean.

如果你明白我的意思，他們不止一種方式在賺錢。

But I'm sure the rial reward is all those people you save right Black noir.

但我相信，里亞爾的獎勵是你救的那些人吧黑夜。

There's no better example of heroics than Queen Maeve, a longtime veteran of the team, she's super strong and an expert fighter.

英雄的典範莫過於梅芙女王了，她是隊伍中的老將，實力超強，是個戰鬥高手。

She can power through a ton of pain like when all the bones in her arms shattered while saving a school bus full of kids.

她可以在一噸的痛苦中發力，就像在拯救一輛滿載孩子的校車時，她手臂上的骨頭都碎了。

She's bulletproof armored van proof and ego proof with the biggest heart on the team.

她是防彈裝甲車的防彈員，也是自我的防彈員，是隊裡最大的心腹。

She'll never leave an innocent person behind.

她絕不會留下一個無辜的人。

Of course, Black Noah here is the truth martial arts expert of the team.

當然，這裡的黑諾亞是團隊中的真理武功高手。

Don't pass by his upcoming film Insurrection and Don't pass by a Train because you can't you literally can't pass him.

不要路過他即將上映的電影《叛亂》和《火車》，因為你不能你真的不能路過他。

He's way faster than you, with a top recorded speed of 371 m per second.

他比你快多了，最高記錄的速度是每秒371米。

Well, over the speed of sound, A train is fast enough.

好吧，超過音速，火車已經夠快了。

Thio instantly kill a person just by running into them.

只要碰到一個人，就能瞬間殺死他。

Theoretically, of course.

理論上，當然。

Uh, too bad he's had a hard time with drug abuse.

呃，太糟糕了，他有一個艱難的時間與藥物濫用。

That compound V stuff might boost his speed, but I don't know if a heart attack is worth it.

那個複合V的東西可能會提高他的速度，但我不知道心臟病是否值得。

Jesus, you're gonna clean that up.

天啊，你要把它清理乾淨。

And then there's the deep.

還有就是深。

He can talk to fish, breathe underwater, and that's it.

他可以和魚說話，在水下呼吸，僅此而已。

Hey, may have sexually assaulted the new hire when she arrived, but like a true hero, he apologized publicly instead of to her absolutely meant what he said naturally changed his ways.

嘿，可能在新員工來的時候性侵了她，但是像一個真正的英雄一樣，他公開道歉，而不是向她絕對的意思，他說了什麼自然就改變了方式。

overnight and was shipped off to Ohio and hasn't been seen since.

一夜之間就被運到了俄亥俄州，從此再也沒有出現過。

Man, he sucks.

男人，他很爛。

Yeah, he does last, but not least in Starlight, the youngest member of the team and maybe the girl you know next door.

是啊，他的確是最後一個，但在星光裡，他是最年輕的隊員，也許就是你認識的鄰家女孩。

She's so relatable.

她是如此的可親。

Starlight is quite literally, a new light amongst the heart and experienced veterans of the seventh.

星光很是，在第七屆的心臟和經驗豐富的老兵中，有了新的光芒。

By absorbing electricity from nearby sources, she can emit beams of light emitting plasma.

通過吸收附近的電源，她可以發出光束髮射等離子體。

Look too closely, and you might be blinded by her brilliance.

看得太仔細，你可能會被她的才華所矇蔽。

She's skilled in taekwondo, and like most of the soups except the Do Show over there, she's super tough.

她精通跆拳道，和那邊除了鬥秀之外的大多數湯一樣，她的實力超強。

Like when she took two straight shots to the chest from a Sirbu BMG 50 rifle and got right back up and you can pick yourself up to With Which skincare by starlet.

就像她用Sirbu BMG 50步槍直接打了兩槍胸口，然後又馬上站起來，你可以把自己撿起來，用哪種護膚品的小明星。

Well, what did I just read?

好吧，我剛才讀到了什麼？

Unfortunately, this rookies early days with the seven weren't the kind ist as she found herself among a bad crowd.

不幸的是，這個菜鳥早期與七人組的日子並不好過，因為她發現自己處在一個糟糕的人群中。

The same people who murdered her shining teammate Translucent Billy Butcher, mother's milk.

謀殺她的光輝隊友半透明比利-布徹的人，母親的奶。

Give me go you, Campbell and this guy who has not yet been identified.

讓我來看看你，坎貝爾和這個還沒確定身份的傢伙。

We're pretty sure he's French.

我們很確定他是法國人。

Imagine men on the run wanted across the world, their faces memorized by every officer in every precinct but, most importantly, hunted by the seven themselves.

想象一下，全世界通緝的逃亡者，他們的面孔被每個分局的每個官員記住了，但最重要的是，他們被七個人自己追殺。

These criminals aren't men there, boys and girl and the girl 30 there.

這些罪犯不是男人在那裡，男孩和女孩，女孩30歲在那裡。

Inclusive.

包括：

They aren't special there.

他們在那裡並不特別。

Nobody's like Huey.

沒有人像休伊一樣。

He's a normal, everyday salesman.

他是一個普通的、日常的推銷員。

It's some Dickie Elektronik store who just took a collateral incident.

是某個迪克電器店剛剛發生的連帶事件。

A bid to personally, eh?

親自出價，嗯？

So what if a soup splattered your girlfriend all across the pavement?

那麼，如果一碗湯把你的女朋友潑了一地，怎麼辦？

But lawyers let us know he's not legally responsible?

但律師讓我們知道他沒有法律責任？

No, just to prove there's no bias on our part.

不，只是為了證明我們沒有偏見。

Mother's Milk is a family man friend.

母乳是一個家庭男人的朋友。

She is a victim of abuse, looking after others, and Kimiko is a refugee hiding from terrorists.

她是受虐者，照顧他人，木子是躲避恐怖分子的難民。

And yet these slums decided to assault our country's finest.

然而這些貧民窟決定攻擊我們國家最優秀的人。

I mean, the superheroes, all thanks to their leader, the diabolical Billy Butcher.

我的意思是，超級英雄們，都要感謝他們的領袖，邪惡的比利-布徹。

He's a violent lunatic, and he's not even a real American.

他是個暴力的瘋子，他甚至不是一個真正的美國人。

That's what the accent, what's with yours?

那是什麼口音，你的口音是什麼？

That must be why he hates Homeland er so much.

這一定是他為什麼這麼討厭國土兒的原因。

I mean, it's not like Homeland.

我的意思是，它不喜歡國土。

Er is the bad guy.

老二是壞人。

He's a perfect boy scout who grew up playing catch with his father like a normal, totally sane person.

他是個完美的童子軍，從小和父親玩接球遊戲，就像一個正常的，完全正常的人。

He couldn't actually be the villain here unless everyone is lying.

他其實不可能是這裡的反派，除非大家都在說謊。

That's ridiculous.

太荒唐了

Way so guilty.

辦法如此有罪。

Mhm.

嗯

The boys have made it their mission toe figure out the best way to kill every soup in town.

男孩們的任務是找出殺死鎮上所有湯的最佳方法。

Got a Starlight problem?

有星光問題？

E m p Nearby electron ICS his a train coming at you.

E m p 附近的電子ICS，他的一列火車向你駛來。

Stick him with some epinephrine.

給他注射一些腎上腺素。

Got it?

明白了嗎？

Invisible man stalking you, who also has indestructible skin.

隱形人跟蹤你，他也有堅不可摧的皮膚。

Damn some c four up his But this bomb translucence Powers were fascinating while unclothed, his outer skin could turn invisible and unbreakable until the ass bum.

該死的有些c四了他的但是這個炸彈半透明的力量在不穿衣服的時候是很迷人的，他的外皮可以變成看不見摸不著的，直到屁股屁股。

But now that they have it open seat, I hear votes got eyes on.

但現在他們有了公開的席位，我聽說選票都盯上了。

A new addition to the seven makes sense.

七人中新增加了一個人，這也是合理的。

They can't exactly go around calling themselves the six right that Zatz actually a musical.

他們總不能到處自稱是六對，扎茲其實是個音樂劇。

I don't think the trademark that.

我不認為商標那。

And now that the seven are joining our heroes and camo, I'm sure they'll take care of butcher in the boy's sooner than later to see how they handle such a rogue Firsthand.

而現在這七個人也加入了我們的英雄和迷彩，我相信他們遲早會搞定屠夫在男孩的，看看他們如何處理這樣一個無賴的第一手資料。

We will be including Billy Butcher in today's battle royal for however long he survives.

不管比利-布徹還能活多久，我們都會把他列入今天的皇室戰爭。

So let's get to the fight simulation already.

所以我們已經開始模擬戰鬥了。

All right, the combatants are set.

好了，戰鬥人員已經準備好了。

We've run the data through all possibilities in corporate guidelines, he gets timber a dead better.

我們已經通過所有的數據運行在公司準則的可能性，他得到木材一個死更好。

And here they are entering the arena.

而在這裡，他們正在進入競技場。

The seven and other these apartment blocks were sanctioned for the event.

七號等這些公寓樓被準許參加活動。

Of course, the residents have been removed from their homes and barely, I mean fairly compensate.

當然，居民已經被趕出家門，勉強，我是說公平補償。

And there's homeland er floating above like a guardian angel.

還有家園兒像守護天使一樣飄在上面。

Apt description.

恰如其分的描述。

Homeland er will act as referee, just in case anyone goes too far.

Homeland er將充當裁判，以防有人走得太遠。

Even with this being a simulation, we wouldn't want anything severe toe happen.

即使這是一個模擬，我們也不希望發生任何嚴重的事情。

Fight Alright.

打好了。

Supercuts.

超級大砍刀。

Whose first?

誰先來？

Isn't it obvious?

這不是很明顯嗎？

Asshole?

混蛋？

You.

你啊

There's no way us.

我們沒辦法。

The seven heroes are gonna let you walk away.

七位英雄會讓你走掉的。

E think I swallowed a girl?

我以為我吞下了一個女孩？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Please, not even a threat.

拜託，連威脅都沒有。

I've got this.

我有這個。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

What?

什麼？

That fast.

這麼快。

Screw this rubbish.

去他的垃圾。

Oh, God.

哦，天啊

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Sorry about that.

抱歉

That's the another.

這是另一個。

Mm hmm.

嗯哼。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Sure.

當然可以

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh, I thought this place was evacuated.

我還以為這地方被疏散了呢。

Oh, no, we should probably call this off.

哦，不，我們也許應該取消這個。

Well, you know what they say.

嗯，你知道他們說什麼。

Show must go on.

表演必須繼續。

It was Uh huh.

那是嗯哼。

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧。

Big mist.

大霧。

Ake shit.

阿克狗屎。

Shit.

媽的！

Kinzey, You're done.

金賽，你完蛋了。

Stop it.

別這樣

God.

上帝啊

Disgusting.

噁心。

Also, You disgusting.

還有，你真噁心。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Yeah.

是啊。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Oh, come on.

哦，來吧。

Fucking diabolical.

該死的惡毒。

Wow!

哇！

What an upset!

真讓人不爽！

In a surprising turn of events, the winner is all right.

出人意料的是，勝負全在一念之間。

Keep calm, everyone.

大家保持冷靜

Everything's fine.

一切都很好。

After all, I am the only hero America needs.

畢竟，我是美國唯一需要的英雄。

What can he do?

他能做什麼？

That like you are?

就像你這樣？

Wait, where do our go?

等等，我們要去哪裡？

What's going on?

發生什麼事了？

And where is that cheering coming from?

而這歡呼聲又是從哪裡來的呢？

Well, thinking about it.

嗯，想了想。

Even in a simulation queen made or butcher winning does make sense.

即使是在模擬中，女王做的或屠夫贏了也確實有意義。

You can learn more about it in our analysis video, but I guess it doesn't really matter when you have a pompous, narcissistic asshole Life Lander.

你可以在我們的分析視頻中瞭解更多資訊，但我想當你有一個自大、自戀的混蛋生活登陸器時，這並不重要。

The winner is Homeland.

冠軍是《家園》。

Er, he's great, Just great.

呃，他很好，就是很好。

I have more limbs than you.

我的四肢比你多。

Now, Don't worry, buddy.

現在，別擔心，夥計。

I'll lend you a hand if you want to shine like the sun.

如果你想像太陽一樣燦爛，我可以幫你一把。

Yeah, Okay.

是啊，好吧。

Nice flat.

很好的組織、部門。

How about a second round?

第二輪怎麼樣？

She was shot.

她被槍殺了

I love a good sequel.

我喜歡一個好的續集。

Wondering how and why each character won or lost.

想知道每個角色的勝負如何，為什麼？

We have another video that dives into the scientific analysis and check out the Amazon original.

我們還有一個視頻，深入到科學分析中，看看亞馬遜的原版。

Siri's the boys.

Siri的男孩。

Only on prime video.

只有在prime視頻上。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。