Name: 特朗普赦免他的最後一個感恩節火雞｜今晚秀 (Trump Pardons His Last Thanksgiving Turkey | The Tonight Show)
Uploaded: 2020-11-25T18:22:21.000Z
Duration: 11 min 23 s

Well, guys, today, President Trump took a break

好了，夥計們，今天，特朗普總統休息了一下。

from his busy schedule of retweeting Randy Quaid

從他忙碌的轉發蘭迪-奎德的推特中脫身出來。

and carried out the presidential tradition of pardoning a turkey.

並執行了總統赦免火雞的傳統。

Here's the big moment between Trump and a turkey named Corn.

這是特朗普和一隻叫玉米的火雞之間的大時刻。

-康恩，我在此給予你完全的赦免

-Yeah. That's right. The bird needed to be pardoned

-是的。是的，沒錯那隻鳥需要被赦免

after it was let down by its bumbling lawyer,

在它被其笨拙的律師辜負之後。

Yeah, the good news is, the turkey was pardoned.

是啊，好消息是，火雞被赦免了。

The bad news is, Trump didn't wear a mask,

壞消息是，特朗普沒有戴面具。

if your contact tracing leads back to a turkey pardon.

如果你的聯絡人追蹤到了火雞，請原諒。

and vote for the turkey they wanted pardoned, Corn or Cob.

並投票給他們想要赦免的火雞，玉米或眼鏡。

Meanwhile, it turns out Corn might've won

同時，原來玉米可能已經贏了。

'cause the vote was rigged by Hugo Chavez.

因為投票是由烏戈・查韋斯操縱的。

But this is nice. I heard that before the ceremony,

但這很好。我在儀式前就聽說了。

Corn and Cob stayed at the Willard Hotel.

Yeah. As if the hotel industry wasn't going through enough

對啊如果酒店業還沒有經歷足夠的考驗

during COVID, now they got to deal with this --

在COVID期間，現在他們得到了處理這個 -

Yeah, while you've been stuck in your studio apartment

是啊，當你一直困在你的工作室公寓裡的時候

Corn and Cob have been demolishing the mini bar

That's right, the turkeys have been staying at the hotel,

although it was sad when they saw a feather pillow

雖說看到羽絨枕頭很傷心的樣子

and yelled, "Look what they did to Steve."

並大喊，"看他們對史蒂夫做了什麼。"

I heard that he's planning to move to Florida,

我聽說他打算搬到佛羅里達去了

and a certain group people are being asked

if they might want to go with him. Watch this.

如果他們可能想和他一起去。看這個。

-Members of the president's Secret Service detail

have gotten an offer from the Secret Service headquarters

asking if they would like to be permanently moved to Mar-A-Lago

問他們是否願意永久地搬到Mar-A-Lago去

with the soon-to-be ex-president Donald Trump.

與即將成為前總統的唐納德-特朗普。

-Yep. When Trump asked who wants to go to Florida with him,

-是的當特朗普問誰想和他一起去佛羅里達的時候。

the agents broke the Guinness World Record

Seriously, imagine going from protecting the White House

說真的，想想看，從保護白宮開始

Meanwhile, down at Mar-A-Lago, I read that they're already

同時，在Mar-A-Lago，我讀到他們已經開始了

renovating Trump and Melania's living quarters.

裝修特朗普和梅拉尼婭的生活區。

這是很好的。為了讓特朗普感覺更好。

they're redoing every room to look like the White House.

他們把每個房間都重新裝修成白宮的樣子。

Trump's actually getting the work done at a good price

特朗普居然把工作做得有聲有色？

'cause they're going to grab all the unused lumber

因為他們會搶走所有閒置的木材。

and whichever bank repossesses that property.

Oh, this is a big story. President-Elect Biden

哦，這可是個大新聞。當選總統拜登

has started naming key members of his cabinet. Check it out.

已經開始命名其內閣的主要成員。看看吧

-President-Elect Joe Biden beginning to build out

including Janet Yellen for Treasury Secretary

to serve as a special envoy on the climate crisis.

是啊，珍妮特-耶倫和約翰-克里。

I was like, "Wait, none of them have been on a game show?"

我當時想，"等等，他們都沒有上過遊戲節目？"

Looking at Biden's cabinet versus Trump's

從拜登內閣與特朗普內閣的對比來看。

is basically like comparing the White House to "Animal House."

基本上就像把白宮比作 "動物屋 "一樣。

Listen to this. Joe Biden announced his picks

聽聽這個喬-拜登宣佈了他的人選

And this is cool. We actually got our hands

而這是很酷的。我們實際上得到了我們的手

on the voicemails Biden left for his cabinet members

關於拜登給內閣成員留下的語音信箱的內容

This first one is for his Secretary of State,

-What's up, Skip? Just calling to let ya know

-怎麼了，斯奇帕？什麼事，斯奇帕？ - 只是打電話讓你知道

Hey, remember the days when you could marry the secretary?

嘿，還記得你可以娶祕書的日子嗎？

You'd go, "Hey, missy. I have an appointment to see the boss man,

你會說："嘿，小姐。我約了人去見老闆。

but now I'm wondering if I could take you

但現在我想知道，如果我可以帶你走。

-This next voicemail is for Secretary of Homeland Security,

-下一個語音信箱是給國土安全部部長的。

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