A to the O here and we have a really boring episode

A到O在這裡，我們有一個非常無聊的情節。

for you today.

今天為你。

Nah, we're just toying with you!

不，我們只是跟你玩玩而已!

We've got Sis taking on Pear

姐姐對梨子

in the Real vs Toy Challenge.

在真實與玩具挑戰賽中。

- Great to be here, Orange.

- 很高興來到這裡，橙子。

- Yeah, great to be here, big bro.

- 是啊，很高興來到這裡，大兄弟。

- Sis, I'm over here.

- 姐姐，我在這裡。

- What, really?

- 什麼，真的嗎？

Then who's this handsome fella?

那這個帥哥是誰？

- I'm glad you asked.

- 我很高興你問了。

That's the brand new Annoying Orange plush toy.

這就是全新的惱人橙毛絨玩具。

- It's so soft and lifelike, is it available for purchase?

- 這麼柔軟，栩栩如生，可以購買嗎？

You know it, sister.

你知道的，姐姐。

Just follow the link in the video description below!

按照下面視頻說明中的鏈接即可!

- Okay you two, are we doing a challenge video

- 好吧，你們兩個，我們要做一個挑戰視頻。

or are we doing a commercial?

還是我們在做廣告？

- Silly Pear, just because we have an urge

- 傻梨，只是因為我們有一種衝動。

to tell the audience that this toy is made of high-quality

告訴觀眾，這款玩具是由優質的

memory foam doesn't mean this is a commercial.

記憶保麗龍並不意味著這是一個商業。

- I bet it's reasonably priced, as well.

- 我敢打賭，它的價格也很合理。

- You can say that again.

- 你可以再說一遍。

- I bet it's reasonably priced, as well.

- 我敢打賭，它的價格也很合理。

- Okay, can we just do this challenge video already

- 好吧，我們可以只做這個挑戰視頻已經

so I can go read?

這樣我就可以去讀書了？

- Classic Pear.

- 經典梨。

- Here's how the challenge works,

- 下面是挑戰賽的流程。

I'm gonna present you with two things.

我給你介紹兩樣東西。

You have to decide which is real and which one is the toy.

你必須決定哪個是真的，哪個是玩具。

- That's it?

- 就這樣？

Dude, this is gonna be so easy.

夥計，這是要去這麼容易。

- I dunno, Orange, it might be pretty tough, if you ask me.

- 我不知道，橙子，如果你問我，可能會很難。

- Sis, I'm over here.

- 姐姐，我在這裡。

- Oh wow, did I mention how life-like these things are?

- 哦，哇，我有沒有說過這些東西是多麼的栩栩如生？

- Can we do Round One already?

- 我們可以做第一回合了嗎？

- Sure can, my pear-shaped man, first up,

- 當然可以，我的梨形人，先來。

which is the real Grapefruit and which is the plush toy?

哪個是真的柚子，哪個是毛絨玩具？

- Oh my gosh, this is so hard!

- 哦，我的天哪，這太難了!

Best, challenge, ever.

最好的，挑戰，有史以來。

- Yeah, so the real Grapefruit is obviously on the left.

- 是啊，所以真正的柚子顯然是在左邊。

- I dunno, I feel like the one on the left is the toy.

- 我不知道，我感覺左邊那個是玩具。

It's face looks sorta wonky.

它的臉看起來有點古怪。

- How rude.

- 真沒禮貌

- Whoa, I didn't know the toys talked.

- 哇，我不知道玩具會說話。

- Oh, I didn't either, That's crazy,

- 哦，我也沒有，這太瘋狂了。

it didn't say anything about talking on the packaging.

它沒有說任何關於在包裝上說話。

- The plush toys do not talk!

- 毛絨玩具不會說話!

Now would you kindly announce which is real

現在請你公佈一下哪個是真的

and which is the toy so we can move along?

哪個是玩具，我們可以繼續前進？

- Okay, okay.

- 好吧，好吧。

The toy is the one on the, uh oh.

玩具是一個在，呃哦。

I'm having trouble telling them apart.

我很難釐清它們的區別。

- Seriously dude?

- 真的嗎？

- Told you.

- 我就說吧

- The toy is clearly on the right!

- 玩具明明就在右邊!

- I'd love to take your word for it

- 我很願意相信你的話

but I gotta leave this to the guy upstairs.

但我得把這個留給樓上的人。

Can we get an official ruling, Mysterious Voice Dude?

能不能給我們一個正式的裁決，神祕聲音督軍？

- [Mysterious Voiceover] Absolutely.

- [神祕旁白]當然。

The toy is on the left.

玩具在左邊。

- Yay, I won!

- 耶，我贏了！

- What is happening?

- 發生什麼事了？

The toy was obviously on the, oh.

這玩具顯然是在，哦。

See what happened?

看到發生了什麼嗎？

They switched sides, I was right but then they.

他們換了陣營，我是對的，但後來他們。

- Pear, come on, you're grasping at straws here

- 梨子，別這樣，你這是在加快腳步。

and you shouldn't do that because you don't even have hands.

你不應該這樣做，因為你甚至沒有手。

- Yeah, don't be such a pear sport.

- 是啊，不要這麼梨花帶雨的運動。

- I'm not being a poor sport!

- 我不是一個可憐的運動！

They switched sides.

他們交換了陣營。

- Yeah and I suppose Orange switched positions

- 是啊，我想橘子君換了位置

with his toy too?

也和他的玩具在一起？

- He did!

- 他做到了！

- Pear, come on man, you're bringing the mood down.

- 梨子，別這樣，你把氣氛搞得很低落。

Time for Round Two, which is the real Little Apple

第二回合的時間到了，這才是真正的 "小蘋果

and which is the toy?

哪個是玩具？

Careful, the differences between them are minuscule.

仔細，它們之間的差別是微乎其微的。

- Cool, well obviously the real one's on the right.

- 酷，很明顯，真正的那個在右邊。

- What makes you say that?

- 你為什麼這麼說？

- I dunno, every reason?

- 我不知道，每個理由？

I think the real Little Apple is on the left.

我想真正的小蘋果是在左邊。

That one's a bit bigger.

這個大一點。

I don't know, Little Apple's small,

我不知道，小蘋果的小。

but there's no way he's as small as the one on the right.

但他不可能像右邊那個一樣小。

- Wow, I know that wasn't meant to be mean, but.

- 哇，我知道這不是故意的，但，

- The guesses are in, what's the call, Voicey McVoice Man?

- 猜到了，叫什麼名字，嗓音麥克維人？

- [Mysterious Voiceover] The real Little Apple is,

- [神祕配音]真正的小蘋果是：

impossible for me to determine.

我無法確定。

They're both so small, I can't see from way up here.

它們都太小了，我從這裡看不到。

- That's it, I'm leaving!

- 就這樣吧，我走了!

- Wait, don't forget to take

- 等等，別忘了拿

your Real Little Apple with you!

你的真正的小蘋果和你在一起!

- And that brings us to our final round, Pear!

- 現在到了最後一輪，梨子!

- What, how did I get up here?

- 什麼，我怎麼上來的？

- Which Pear is real and which is the plush toy?

- 哪個梨子是真的，哪個是毛絨玩具？

- I can't tell.

- 我不能說。

- Me neither.

- 我也不知道

- What, guys, it's me.

- 什麼，夥計們，是我。

I'm talking, I'm moving.

我在說，我在動。

- Why is that toy talking, I thought they couldn't talk?

- 為什麼那個玩具會說話，我以為它們不會說話呢？

- And now that can move, this is getting freaky!

- 現在還能動了，這下子可真夠詭異的!

We gotta get out of here!

我們得離開這裡！

- Oh for crying out loud.

- 哦，為哭出聲來。

- Marshie, help us!

- 馬西，救救我們！

- It's no use, Marshie's frozen in fear!

- 沒用的，馬西嚇得呆住了！"。

- Passion, we gotta get you to a safe place

- 激情，我們要把你帶到一個安全的地方。

'til we get this Pear situation sorted out!

直到我們把梨子的情況解決掉！

- Wow, Passion, when'd you get so pretty?

- 哇，激情，你什麼時候變得這麼漂亮？

- She must've had a makeover.

- 她一定是改頭換面了。

Orange, there's no time.

橙子，沒有時間。

Grandpa Lemon, good, you're awake, let's go now!

檸檬爺爺，好，你醒了，我們走吧!

- Why the heck are you in such a rush to leave?

- 你為什麼這麼急著要走？

Neither the real pear nor the toy Pear

無論是真的梨還是玩具梨

is doing anything aggressive or.

是做什麼咄咄逼人的事，還是。

I stand corrected.

我站在糾正。

- [Mysterious Voiceover] Fruit-lovers, get your Annoying

- 愛吃水果的人，拿起你的煩心事吧！

Orange plush toy at annoyingorange.com now.

橙色毛絨玩具現在在annoyingorange.com。

They're super soft and cuddly.

它們超級柔軟可愛。

They fit perfectly in many stockings.

它們完全適合許多絲襪。

They look so life-like,

他們看起來如此栩栩如生。

your mind won't know what the heck to do with itself.

你的大腦不知道該怎麼處理自己。

Collect all seven

收集所有七個

to achieve your final Annoying Orange fan form!

來實現你最終的煩躁橙色粉絲形態!

Supplies are limited, get them before they're gone.

數量有限，趁早下手吧。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)