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  • -Guys, have you ever seen a photo in the news

    -夥計們,你們有沒有在新聞中看到過一張照片?

  • and think the headline could be so much better?

    並認為標題可以好得多?

  • I'll show you what I mean. It's time for "News and Improved."

    我會告訴你我的意思。現在是 "新聞和改進 "的時間。

  • -♪ News and Improved

    -? 新聞和改進的?

  • -For example, check out this first photo.

    -例如,看看這第一張照片。

  • The original headline was "Trump Greets Supporters."

    原標題是 "特朗普迎接支持者"。

  • That headline could definitely be improved,

    這個標題肯定可以改進。

  • because if you only looked at the photo,

    因為如果你只看照片,

  • the headline could have been,

    標題可以是:

  • "Drunk Friend Signals 'All Good' from Back of Cop Car."

    "醉酒的朋友從警車後方發出 "一切正常 "的信號。"

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

    [笑聲和掌聲]

  • Check out this next photo here. The original headline was,

    在這裡看看接下來這張照片。原標題是。

  • "Giuliani Gives Press Conference,"

    "朱利安尼召開新聞發佈會"

  • but if you only looked at the photo,

    但如果你只看照片。

  • the headline could have been,

    標題可以是:

  • "Just For Men Urges Customers to Follow the One Box a Day Rule."

    "Just For Men敦促客戶遵循每天一盒的規則。"

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

    [笑聲和掌聲]

  • Honestly, it looks like soy sauce.

    老實說,它看起來像醬油。

  • -Yeah. -Up next, this headline says,

    -是的 下一個,這個標題說:

  • "Biden Names First Cabinet Pick."

    "拜登任命了第一個內閣人選。"

  • The headline could have been,

    標題可以是。

  • "Man Tells Gripping Story about Recent Prostate Exam."

    "男子講述了最近前列腺檢查的驚人故事"

  • See how it is? The headline --

    看到了嗎?標題 -- --

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • The next headline was,

    下一個頭條是。

  • "McConnell Proposes Shifting Funds."

    "麥康奈爾提議轉移資金。"

  • Come on. The headline could have been,

    來吧。標題可以是。

  • "Turkey Gives Closing Argument

    "土耳其提出結論性意見

  • on Why He Should Be Spared This Year."

    論他今年為什麼要防備"。

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

    [笑聲和掌聲]

  • This next headline was, "Medvedev Wins Paris Masters."

    接下來的這個標題是:"梅德韋傑夫贏得巴黎大師賽"。

  • The headline could have been,

    標題可以是。

  • "Man Vows Never Again to Go on Amazon While Drunk."

    "男子發誓再也不酒後上亞馬遜了。"

  • "The heck is it?

    "這到底是什麼?

  • Tie rack?"

    拉桿架?"

  • Next headline was,

    下一個頭條是。

  • "Iowa Celebrates After Winning Touchdown."

    "愛荷華州在贏得觸地得分後慶祝。"

  • Headline could have been,

    標題可以是:

  • "Iowa's had the Time of Their Lives

    "愛荷華州是他們生命中最美好的時光

  • and They've Never Felt This Way Before."

    他們從來沒有這樣的感覺。"

  • [ Applause ]

    [掌聲]

  • The next headline was, "Harris Briefed on Economy."

    下一個標題是:"哈里斯通報經濟情況"。

  • The headline could have been, "Woman Starting to Worry

    標題可以是《女子開始擔心》。

  • About Friend Who Went to Bathroom 20 Minutes Ago."

    關於20分鐘前去洗手間的朋友。"

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

    [笑聲和掌聲]

  • Next headline was, "NASA Teams Up with Space-X."

    下一個標題是,"NASA與Space-X合作"。

  • Headline could have been,

    標題可以是:

  • "Old Navy Announces New 'Pandemic Chic' Line."

    "Old Navy宣佈新的'Pandemic Chic'系列。"

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

    [笑聲和掌聲]

  • The next headline was, "Chinese Demand for Crops Increases."

    下一個標題是:"中國對農作物的需求增加"。

  • Headline could have been,

    標題可以是:

  • "Man Again Miscalculates How Much Pasta to Put in the Pot."

    "男人又算錯了鍋裡該放多少麵條"

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

    [笑聲和掌聲]

  • I don't know.

    我不知道。

  • That much? Way too much.

    這麼多?太多了

  • Did you ever buy those --

    你有沒有買過那些...

  • I bet you bought one. -What?

    我打賭你買了一個。-什麼?

  • -One of those -- They almost look like a ruler

    -其中一個... ...他們幾乎看起來像一把尺子

  • or something like that, that have holes in it,

    或類似的東西,有孔的。

  • and you put the pasta in the holes

    然後你把麵條放進洞裡

  • that measures out how much --

    衡量出多少 -- --

  • -Yeah, I know. No, no.

    -是的,我知道。是的,我知道。 - 不,不。

  • -Have you bought one? -No.

    -你買過嗎?-你買過嗎?

  • -I think Questlove has.

    -我想Questlove有。

  • -Yeah, I just take a handful of pasta, snap it in half,

    -是的,我只是拿了一把麵條,把它折成兩半。

  • and go for it.

    並去做。

  • -Why do you snap it in half?

    -你為什麼要把它折成兩半?

  • -I don't like super long noodles, you know?

    -我不喜歡超長的麵條,你知道嗎?

  • -You're in the wrong game, dude.

    -你玩錯遊戲了,夥計。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • You don't want to, like, do, "Lady and the Tramp" stuff?

    你不想,像,做,"夫人和流浪漢 "的東西?

  • -I mean, nah, no, especially not during COVID.

    -我的意思是,不,不,特別是在COVID期間。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -I'm talking about with your family,

    -我說的是你的家人。

  • your wife, Michelle. -I mean, yeah.

    你的妻子,米歇爾-我是說,是的

  • Hey, man, anybody can get sick now.

    嘿,夥計,現在誰都可能生病。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • No, man.

    不,夥計。

  • -That's the only way I eat my pasta now.

    -這是我現在吃意大利麵的唯一方式。

  • -Oh, yeah? -Mm-hmm.

    -哦,是嗎?-嗯,是嗎?

  • There's one giant noodle in a bowl,

    碗裡有一根巨大的麵條。

  • and takes me and my wife about three hours. Yeah.

    並需要我和我的妻子約三個小時。是的,我也是

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -Do you use a spoon to swirl your pasta around the fork or --

    -你是用勺子在叉子周圍攪動你的麵條還是 --

  • -That is a good question. I --

    -這是個好問題I --

  • Clearly, you don't, 'cause you have too short pasta.

    顯然,你沒有,因為你的麵條太短了。

  • But --

    但是...

  • But I -- Yeah, I started doing it,

    但我... 是的,我開始做了。

  • and it kind of used to make my dad mad for some reason.

    它曾經讓我爸因為某些原因而生氣。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • It's like, "Why are you getting mad?"

    這就像,"你為什麼要生氣?"

  • He's like, "No one does that. You don't have to do that."

    他的樣子,"沒有人這樣做。你不必這樣做。"

  • I go, "I don't have to do it, but I'm doing it."

    我走了,"我不一定要做,但我要做。"

  • And then my mom was like, "Jimmy's been to Italy,

    然後我媽就說,"吉米去過意大利。

  • so I think that's what they do."

    所以我認為這就是他們的工作。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • So, yeah. It think it was the thing like,

    所以,是的。它認為它是這樣的事情。

  • "Oh, Mr. Big Shot." -Show off.

    "哦,大人物先生"-炫耀

  • -"You going to teach me how to eat pasta now, Mr. Big Shot,

    -"你現在要教我怎麼吃意大利麵了,大人物先生。

  • huh? Go get me a beer!"

    咦?去給我拿瓶啤酒!"

  • No. [ Laughter ]

    沒有。 [笑]

  • Yeah, I'm just kidding.

    是啊,我只是在開玩笑。

  • This next headline was, "Pompeo Visits Middle East."

    接下來的標題是,"蓬佩奧訪問中東"。

  • Headline could have been, "Dad Bans Sleepovers

    標題可以是 "爸爸禁止過夜"。

  • After Getting Pranked Into Gluing Hand To Head."

    在被惡作劇到用手粘住頭之後"。

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

    [笑聲和掌聲]

  • "Reginald!"

    "雷金納德!"

  • -[ Laughs ] That's your kid's name?

    -那是你孩子的名字?

  • -Yeah, Reginald is the --

    -對,雷金納德是... ...

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • "Reginald!

    "雷金納德!

  • No more sleepovers."

    不再過夜了。"

  • Finally, this headline was,

    最後,這個頭條是。

  • "Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Arrives."

    "洛克菲勒中心的聖誕樹到了。"

  • Headline could have been, "Year Summed Up in Tree."

    標題可以是:"用樹來總結一年"。

  • There you go. That's all the time we have

    這就對了這是所有的時間,我們有

  • for "News and Improved."

    為 "新聞和改進"。

-Guys, have you ever seen a photo in the news

-夥計們,你們有沒有在新聞中看到過一張照片?

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2020 年 11 月 24 日
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