You don't need to change--

你不需要改變 --

[moaning]

[呻吟]

Well, maybe a little work wouldn't hurt.

好吧，也許一點工作也無妨。

Just sit back, relex,

坐下來吧，雷克斯

and let my gentle mamalian hands melt away that tension.

並讓我那雙溫柔的媽媽手融化那份緊張。

Hey, mister! Look at me, mister! Look at me!

嘿，先生！看著我，先生！看著我，先生！

Is there something wrong with me?

我有什麼問題嗎？

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Now don't move it until I say-- Ow!

現在不要動它，直到我說 -- 嗷！

OK, it's on my foot. Now don't-- Ow!

好吧，這是在我的腳。現在不要... 嗷！

- OK. - Ow!

- 好的- 嗷！

Ow! SpongeBob, I told you not to move it until I said--

嗷！海綿寶寶，我告訴過你不要動它，直到我說... ...

Ow! Why do you keep moving it.

嗷！你為什麼一直在動它。

'Cause you keep saying, "Ow!"

因為你一直在說，"嗷！"

I tattled on him,

我對他大加撻伐。

and now he wants to strangle me with his diabolical hands!

現在他想用他那邪惡的手掐死我!

I hope they're not dirty.

我希望它們不髒。

[laughing]

[笑]

I'm not a boy.

我不是一個男孩。

I'm so old, I've got hairs growing out of the wrinkles of my liver spots.

我這麼大歲數了，肝斑的皺紋都長出毛來了。

[groaning]

[呻吟]

Time for a little shut eye before...

是時候閉目養神了... ...

I still have all my baby teeth and look at me!

我的小牙還沒長齊，看看我吧!

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Alright, I'll rub your feet.

好吧，我給你揉腳。

What is that putrid odor?

那股腐臭味是什麼？

Oh! It's that Krabby Patty.

哦，是那個蟹皇堡。

What are you doing with that rotten piece of meat, boy?

你拿那塊爛肉做什麼，小子？

- Squidward, are our heroes ready? - As they'll ever be.

- 章魚哥，我們的英雄們準備好了嗎？- 他們永遠都會是這樣的

[gasping]

[喘氣]

They're beautiful! They look just like they did 30 years ago.

它們真漂亮！它們看起來就像30年前一樣。

Disposable? Fooey.

一次性的？芙伊。

[crying]

[哭]

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

[laughing]

[笑]

Hot! Hot! Hot!

燙！燙！ 燙！燙！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

One man's garbage...

一個人的垃圾...

So much gum! Ooh, this is gonna be fun.

這麼多口香糖！哦，這將是有趣的。

Ow! Hey, watch it--

嘿，小心...

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Open wide, Squidward.

睜大眼睛，章魚哥

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Holy fish paste! What is that?

神聖的魚膏！那是什麼？

That's the appetizer.

這就是開胃菜。

Come on, Mr. Krabs, you look great!

來吧，蟹老闆，你看起來很棒！

Look at these bags under my eyes. Even my bags have bags.

你看我這些眼袋。連我的眼袋都有了。

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

Oh, I'll never wash this flipper again.

哦，我再也不洗這隻腳蹼了。

Look at him.

看看他

Gary's food! Yay!

加里的食物！耶！

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

I don't need it. I don't need it.

我不需要它。我不需要它。

Stop shouting! I'm napping!

別喊了！我在打盹！

It's not me, you old cook!

不是我，你這個老廚師！

You took my only food.

你拿走了我唯一的食物

Now I'm gonna starve.

現在我快餓死了

Say something nice.

說點好聽的。

A crew like you comes along maybe once in a lifetime.

像你這樣的船員一生中也許只有一次。

[giggling]

[傻笑]

Why, that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned.

為什麼，那是最邪惡的蟹皇派蒂產生的。

I call it the Nasty Patty.

我叫它 "討厭的帕蒂"。

[giggling]

[傻笑]

Hey, a splinter.

嘿，一個碎片。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[whistling]

[口哨聲]

Order up!

訂購了！

Ha-ha!

哈哈！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

A half-eaten Krabby Patty.

一個吃了一半的蟹皇堡。

Two moldy pickles.

兩個發黴的泡菜。

And some smashed potatoes that look like Squidward.

還有一些砸碎的洋芋，看起來像章魚哥。

[moaning]

[呻吟]

See?

看到了嗎？

Now I have to drive five miles to go to the bathroom

現在我得開五英里的車去上廁所。

in my own home!

在我自己的家裡！

And I need an elevator to climb one stair. Hiya!

而我需要一個電梯來爬一個樓梯。你好！

We've been shrinking for years!

我們已經萎縮了很多年了!

But this is ridiculous.

但這太荒謬了。